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Hugh Hefner's fiance has a killer engagement ring- Busy Bee Blogger

John Mellencamp and his wife who happens to be a model have ended their marriage after 18 years together. I think this is kinda sad but on TMZ they are having apoll asking if their 18 years of marriage was a success or a failure and surprisingly a lot of people said failure. Most fuckers can't stayed married for a year and 18 years together in celebrity years is like 150 in real people years. I am proud of them and I will definitely keep on buying John Mellencamp cds cause I like his entire catalog. Hopefully he will find a hotter chick. If that is even possible.

Matt Damon is not happy with Bourne- Busy Bee Blogger

Marc Anthony or that fucked up looking anorexia ridden scum bag married to Jennifer Lopez, owes a bunch of cash in unpaid taxes. I guess he thinks he can get away with that shit because he is a world traveler and probably has a shitload of off shore bank accounts. He better get off his ass and pay that shit before J.Lo falls for some AI groupie that has a bigger penis than him and more meat on their bones.

chris Brown got into a fight with some d-list rapper on Twitter yesterday and called him a homo amongst other things and now everyone is making a fuss about it because Chris Brown is...Chris Brown. He also called him some racial slurs but the homophobic factor makes Chris look like more of a monster so TMZ, and me, are focusing our attention on that. And wtf is up with this tattoo pictured left? Why does it go below his neck and across his pecks? Did someone convince him when he was stoned one day that that was a good look. His tats are retarded and I know a lot about tattoos so that means something coming from me. Moron.

Amber Portwood who is the star of some show on MTV about teenage pregnancy told a judge that she makes $280k a year with the show. I am sure MTV LOVES showing the weaknesses in this country as far as the epidemic of teen sex and therefore teen pregnancy but they are willing to pay cold hard cash to exploit it. I think that is a lot of money to make in a year but I guess she could....provide for the baby? LOL! I make myself laugh sometimes. This cunt is gonna go out and blow this money on Prada sun glasses and Dolce And Gabbana sweaters. That kid will grow up wearing Faded Glory and the same diaper all day. Way to go MTV. You fucked up good television once again.

Kim Kardashian who is probably as talented at making music as she is at heart surgery is going to be releasing a single soon and guess who she got to produce it? Kanye West. Of course Kanye could butcher a pink squirrel on stage at one of his concerts and it would just make more people show up. "Did you hear about the squirrel? Yea, he butchered that fucker! I hope he kills two tonight." This dude can do no wrong in the eyes of his fans. Even if it means helping a talentless chick spread her talentless...ness to losers across the globe. The fact that she is the owner of two butt cheeks that he likes to put his penis between makes a difference in this scenario.

Snooki who attempted to get a glass ball with her inside to drop on New Years Eve instead of the classic, stupid looking disco ball they drop every year was banned from Times Square. Instead a similar ball with a lit up "Snooki" sign will drop in Jersey Shore. I love Snooki for being the superficial loser she is but there is something so pathetic about her that I love her. She is awesome. Even though Jersey Shore sucks.

Apparently sexting in the NFL is not frowned upon. Of course neither is the torture and murder of dogs so go figure. Brett Favre has been fined $50k for sending sexted pictures of his penis to some broad who is not his wife. This is the acknowledgement from the NFL that it was in fact his pics. He wasn't, however, suspended which I think is a shame. This dude needs to go ahead and retire already. Every time he takes the field I just laugh because he became a joke and will NEVER win a superbowl. Anyway, Here is to him retiring with some dignity.

Kelsey Grammer is in a rush to get married again- Busy Bee Blogger

Jennifer Aniston has a shitty acting career. I think we all know that. She will never get an Oscar or win any type of real award because she gets movie roles because she is hot and if it is rated R all the dudes I know flock to the theatre in hopes of finally seeing Jennifer Aniston do a full frontal nudity scene. Whcih hasn't happened yet and will probably never happen. There is some no name British actor dude who is ripping on Jen now and for some reason the tabloids are reporting on it as if it is something new. This is stale ass late 90's news. Let's move on.

Charlie Sheen who is the star of the awesome tv sitcom Two And A Half Men missed out on three Christmas events because he was "partying". Of the three events included not seeing his daughter Cassandra which I am sure just made her day light up with joy. I feel sorry for Charlie. Dude just can't seem to stay away from the booze and drugs. He has a very successful career but he needs to tone it down. Denise Richards, Charlie's ex, is dating Nikki Sixx now and Nikki knows all about partying and recovery so maybe he can give Charlie a word of advice. If I were in his shoes, I'd take it.

Remember when Nicole Richie was pulled over for driving down the wrong side of a the L.A. freeway and she was in possession of pot and admitted to being under the influence of pot and pills? I do because it was 2006 and it was my first year blogging. I very much so enjoyed writing that train wreck of a story. Anyway, Nicole has been on probation for that shit ever since and now the judge in the case dropped the probation because it looks like Nicole isn't gonna do some stupid shit like that again. Congrats Nicole. Love ya!

OK I know that yesterday that I said I would only do a story on Amber Portwood again if she lap danced Santa Claus but this little whore isn't going away and I figureed I would let y'all know that. She was released from jail on a $5k bond and is now a free woman. Other than that, nothing to report. A chubby MTV reality star (which are a dime a dozens these days) walked out of jail and has plead not guilty to domestic battery but in the show's outtakes you can clearly see her beating her boyfriend or whatever right in front of the kid.

Reese Witherspoon who was with that douche Ryan Phillippe for what seemed like forever has finally moved on to a non-famous dude named Jim Toth. I know a Jim Toth on Facebook and asked him if he was indeed going to get married to the Legally Blonde actress and he said he thought she was ugly. I take that as a no. Anyway, Reese is really hot and she needs to get a move on if she wants to have kids and not become the next Cameron Diaz.

It is being reported that Christina McLarty, the chick who married Joe Francis in a civil ceremony that we call a wedding here in the states, has moved out. I could understand why he would wanna hang on tot his chick because she looks like a white J.Lo. This dude is a mini Hugh Hefner and now even that old crippled fart is gonna get hitched. WTF is with all the weddings lately? I guess it is made up for because every time a celebrity gets married, two more get divorced. Craziness.

Lady GaGa to direct Zoolander sequal?- Busy Bee Blogger

Demi Lovato who is in recovery right now is not actually able to discuss or prevent the sale of an alleged sex tape that is being rumored to be circulating. Nothing has turned up on the internet and trust me I know because I have done the searches because I have a HUGE crush on Demi and no one would like to see her naked more than yours truly. Anyway, Steve Hirsch the president of Vivid Entertainment said that he will buy the tape from whoever is selling it and either give it back to Demi or destroy it. He is doing this because he is a recovering addict himself and knows what Demi is going through. I think that is pretty cool of him. Anyway, Demi will be out of rehab sometime in 2011 and I will blog about her being released because that day should become a holiday. LOVE Demi!

Rihanna who has been dating Matt Kemp for some time because he doesn't bludgeon the shit out of her has decided to finally call it quits. I am not sure why they are splitting now but something tells me that he wanted to get out of the relationship before her career self-destructed. I mean seriously, will she ever top Love The Way You Lie? I doubt it. Anyway, I am not really disappointed or excited about this split because Rihanna has always been kinda weird looking in my own personal opinion. Nothing really special there. Some dudes might like her but not me. She looks like an alien.

Lily Allen was pleasantly surprised the other day when her boyfriend popped the question and commiting to marrying this chick. She is pretty cute but there are much cuter chicks in Hollywood and I am still not sure what she does or why she is famous in the first place but whatever. So if you had a plan to slip a roofie in her drink and have your way with her sometime in the near future, you can still do that but you will have an angry husband searching for your license plate number.

OK I am not a big fan of reality show. I just wanna say that right off the bat. I don't watch Teen Mom or Jersey Shore or any of that other bullshit because it is a waste of time. Most of tv is a waste of my time in my opinion. Why veg out on the couch when I have so much going on right here on the internet? Anyway, there is this chick named Amber Portwood who is a teen mom I guess and she has been arrested on domestic abuse which is a felony for beating her boyfriend on multiple occasions since 2009. This isn't that big of a deal because I am sure whatever network produces her show will bend over backwards to not lose their cash s=cow and will provide her with an attorney and her bail is only $5k to begin with. I am sure the baby daddy will come in and say, " Ipromise not to press charges as long as you let me see my baby." Blah blah. Anyway, unless this bitch is accused of lap dancing Santa Claus, you will probably not see her on this blog again.

Apparently in the middle of the divorce settlement between Kelsey Grammer, the dude from Cheers and Camille Grammer, the chick from...nowhere, is a shit load of real estate. I am not sure how Kelsey managed to get so much money but they have over $100 mil worth of real estate across the country. There was no prenup in the marriage so whatever they made during the relationship, they divide evenly TMZ is reporting. Makes me wanna be on a washed up late 1980's sitcom.

LOL. So Lindsay Lohan thinks that sobriety is like a football game that you make a "plan" for and says she will not be returning to her west Hollywood condo after she gets out of Betty Ford. She is actually going to stay there and extra day to get ready to be unleashed into society again. And she is "pre-scheduling" Alcoholics Anonymous meetings in advance in the hopes of staying on the wagon. I am a recovering alcoholic myself and I know from experience that it doesn't matter wtf your "plans" are. The thing you need to remember is Just. Say. No. Of course this is Lindsay Lohan we are talking about here so I doubt she will be sober for very long and I am still convinced that she was boozing the other night with those bitches at the sober house. After her stint in rehab, I am not sure if it is still against her probation to consume alcohol, but if it isn't this chick will be all over Jack Daniels like there is a pot of gold in the bottom of that bottle.

Jason Mraz is engaged- Busy Bee Blogger

Christmas was good for a lot of celebrities this year with Beyonce and Jay-Z spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on gifts for one another but Alanis Morisette got the best gift of all on christmas day, a baby boy. I am very happy for her and her husband and I am sure she will make a great mom because she has a good voice. No connection there but I am sure she will enjoy singing lullabyes. CONGRATS!

Natalie Portman and some fucker she met on the Black Swan set named Benjamin Millepied got engaged recently and they are expecting their first child. The source on this is legit because it is Natalie's personal rep and he confirmed it exclusively to People magazine. This is pretty exciting news. My favorite movie of all time is Closer and I like Natalie in just about anything she does. I hope the baby doesn't ruin her body but I am sure she will bounce back quickly cause she is pimp like that. Congrats SO MUCH! This is awesome!

Miley Cyrus who is one television interview away from destroying her career over the bong rip video was videotaped (by her sister) singing karaoke on Christmas. Her little sister and her sand a duet of that "I'm a teenager, I have reproductive organs, let me use them" single of the summer Can't Be Tamed. I could only imagine how annoying Miley's voice sounded when it wasn't dubbed over a thousand times by a producer in an upscale studio getting paid $5k an hour. Eeek!

Prince William and Kate Middleton who are probably one of the hottest couples in the tabloids and are most likely the hottest couple in the U.K. spent time away from each other this past Christmas holiday because Prince William was volunteering for some search and rescue shit and Kate spent Christmas Eve with her folks. I can't wait until they both decide to go to a beach when the weather is nicer and I actually get to see this chick in a bikini because even underneath those layers of winter clothes, I know she has a slammin' body that is just BEGGING to come out.

The chick that Demi Lovato punched on a private jet, Alex Welch, said that she harbors no hard feelings against the singer and that is a good thing because Demi already has a bad girl reputation and with a punch to the face of an innocent dancer makes her look like she is dangerous. I like hot chicks with an attitude but I don't like hot chicks with an attitude behind bars where I hear they use rolled up toilet paper as a douche. LOL. I said douche.

Ginnifer Goodwin who I have a mega crush on and is a star in my favorite television show of all time Big Love and also stars in a movie I happen to have out on Netflix right now, He's Just Not That Into You, got engaged over the weekend. The guy she is pictured with here looks like someone who should be in the heart of Paris smoking multicolored cogarettes and painting and slicking back his hair five times a day but I will not judge. Maybe now she will come out of her shell a little bit and become more comfortable with her body and maybe do some nude scenes in some movies? I dunno but it would be cool. Congrats.

You know that 007 fucker that thinks he is God's gift to women? Well he was photographed holding hands with Rachel Weisz who is God's gift to men over the holiday weekend. Rachel is newly single and was only on the market for a short time before Daniel Craig swooped in and took her off the market. I doubt they will get married but who knows in Hollywood these days? Congrats y'all.

Hugh Hefner who is probably living every bachelors dream did the stupidest fucking thing imaginable this Christmas weekend. He got engaged! He could just continue on with his life and continue to fuck all the hottest chicks he wants but instead he decided to limit himself to one girl, Crystal Harris. Don't get me wrong, if I had a chick like Crystal I would pop the question too in fears of losing her but it seems like there are always hotter and younger chicks coming to the pages of Playboy all the time and Hugh has a decent shot of fucking most, if not all, of them. So anyway, congrats. I guess.

Track Santa now!- Busy Bee Blogger

It is that time of year again where fuckers tuff their face with fatty foods and enjoy all the superficial tidings that come with this special holiday. Of course the true reason for Christmas is to celebrate Jesus Christ's birthday but I am sure even Satanists recieve and open and keep presents they get during this time of year. I was HOPING for a white Christmas and when I opened the garage door to let my sister's dog outside, sure enough, there was the snow! I am so glad and I hope it only snows more today and tomorrow. I don't give a fuck about being stranded in St.Louis I just want to get some god stuff from underneath the tree. I hope all of my readers are well and happy and I wish you the merriest Christma and happy holidays to all of you! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Zac Efron who is probably best known for his over sized bangs and wavy hair ( now Justin Bieber's signature) has shaved his head for a film where he will be playing a marine. I still have not seen Charlie St. Cloud but from the trailer, it looks like this dude is a pretty good actor. I love movies about the military and I will definitely try to get to the theatres to see this one.

Joey McIntyre who was known as "the shy one" in New Kids On The Block who my older sisters adored and drove me crazy with growing up is expecting his third child. I always thought this guy was in the closet but if he has managed to put his penis into a woman's vagina several times without puking all over himself then I suppose he is straight. Congrats to him and his hot wife and I wish them and their family well.

Remember that douchebag Paris Hilton was dating just a short while back named Doug Reinhardt? Well a lot of people were speculating on whether or not he had a sex tape with the socialite. Surprisingly, he doesn't. I didn't see that one coming. But anyway he is trying to sue everybody and their brother who have ever even muttered the words "Paris Hilton" and "sex tape" in the same sentence. Ironically, that is how Google gets 90% of their traffic.

Demi Lovato knocked a girl out, ok so she didn't actually knock her out, but punched her pretty hard back in October and the girl rightfully sued. Now Demi has settled out of court and says she feels awful about the incident and Demi will continue her treatment through Christmas. I want nothing but good things to happen to Demi in the foreseeable and unforeseeable future cause I have a HUGE crush on her.

According to People magazine Lady GaGa is the most charitable star of 2010. If by charitable they mean she actually makes people who are not celebrities seem like celebrities that that laughable ass clown Perez Hilto then yes. She is very charitable. I really don't give a shit about celebrities giving to charities just because they feel hollow inside. They give to smaller people and make a big deal out of it because while they sit at the 5 star dinner table and eat processed and tortured chicken with their imported albino cheetah skin jacket and talk about their trip to the mall earlier in the day when they bought a $400 pair of sunglasses and "forgot" to put money in the Salvation Army bucket, I am sure that other people who overhear the conversation really think that person is the stud they claim to be.

Dawn Holland, the chick who is saying Lindsay sprained her wrist, is no longer pressing charges against Lindsay and to add to that, will not be cooperating with the prosecution. Basically what this all adds up to is that Lindsay didn't do anything and this Dawn chick just wanted a quick buck. I thought Lindsay had truly done something bad here and that she was headed back into the clink but now it looks like LiLo didn't do shit. A lot of drama anyway. Classic LiLo. Even when this cunt is in rehab she can't stay out of the headlines.

Ricky Martin might be adopting soon- Busy Bee Blogger

Amanda Seyfried apparently is getting cozy with Ryan Phillipe or at least that is what is being reported. I think Amanda is smokin' hot but after she was dragged down by Megan Fox in Jennifer's Body, I doubt her career will ever fully recover. I mean this is a chick who starred alongside Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls and believe it or not she was actually cast as a "dumb girl" when clearly that should have been LiLo's role. Anyway, it was a huge mistake for Amanda to leave Big Love and I am sure she will understand that when her career starts to tank and I am sure Tom Hanks ( a producer of Big Love) will take her back with open arms once she decides to return.

Lady GaGa has been doing pretty good for herself the last couple years and she seems to be liked by just about everyone except Ozzy Osbourne. He says he is "sick of Lady GaGa". I personally am a big fan of both their music and I could never get tired of listening to either of them. Not to say that their music is similar because when it comes to melodies and image, they are polar opposites. I have mad respect for the Ozzman so I am not going to throw in my two cents on this story. Love ya GaGa and love ya Ozzy!

Lindsay Lohan is now claiming that of the night that she snuck out of the sober house she was living at in Betty Ford, she wasn't getting drunk. Apparently, or so she claims, and remember that Lindsay Lohan is a liar, she was drinking Shirley Temples which are a non alcoholic cocktail. Of course if she wasn't drinking alcohol then there would be no reason for her to refuse a breathalyzer test and she DID refuse one from what I can tell because no one at Betty Ford has denied that happened. People are also speculating that maybe she was advised by her mom Dina to refuse the breathalyzer and Dina is pretty fucking dumb and pathetic but even she wouldn't be stupid enough to tell LiLo not to take the breathalyzer because refusing a breathalyzer is the same as a dirty test and that automatically lands LiLo in jail for an additional six months. What it all comes down to is Lindsay Lohan may need to go to rehab to get help with her addiction(s) but what the chick really needs is a SERIOUS attitude adjustment and that is something she will only get at jail with Big Bertha and The Betty's threatening to shove random objects up your ass at any given moment in the clink. Of course LiLo is the shallow type of loser who would go to jail and actually like it there so she will probably be in and out of the prison system for the remainder of her life. Her life sucks. I wouldn't trade ANYTHING to be ANYTHING like Lindsay Lohan.

Jennifer Aniston is going on hiatus from her friendship with Chelsea Handler not because Chelsea is annoying you see but because Jennifer doesn't want people to feel sorry for her because of the Angelina Jolie comments Chelsea made. Of course Aniston made a career off people feeling sorry for her because Jennifer Aniston has no ascertainable talent and sucks in everything except He's Just Not That Into You which is a role she was born to play. I am not sure where Jen willgo from here but I seriously doubt it is up.

OK so David Schwimmer isn't expecting, his wife is. Of course you could of fooled me because judging by this guy's personality, I would swear he has a vagina in his pants. I never liked David Schwimmer and the only thing he ever did that I liked was star as the doctor in the movie Breast Men as the guy who invented breast implants. Of course if you showed him a pair of breasts in real life he would say "Ew. Yucky!" and pee in his pants a little. His wife is hot though. I am sure she ran the gauntlet and tried her best to mooch off his celebrity to create a d-list career of her own but Schwimmer wasn't popular enough to help her out. Congrats. I hope it is a girl.

I love John Mayer's tattoos- Busy Bee Blogger

Zac Efron who just recently broke up with Vanessa Hudgens is now moving on to his co-star Taylor Schilling. Here she is pictured alongside Zac and she is definitely hot but she is probably in her mid twenties and she already looks like she is pushing 40. Zac needs to realize that he is ZAC FUCKING EFRON and can get any girl he pleases so maybe he could find someone that doesn't have a smoker's cough. I gotta say that Vanessa is pretty good looking but he probably got tired or cleaning all that hair out of his mouth.

Ryan Reynolds is now bitching to his friends that Scarlett Johansson treated him badly during their marriage. Personally, if I were married to Scarlett Johansson, she could badmouth and berate me in front of my friends and family 24 hours a day and let the world know in the press that I am hung like a chipmunk and I would forgive her 100% as long as she agreed to have sex with me at the end of the day. This dude needs a reality check and realize that he was MARRIED TO SCARLETT JOHANSSON. As much as I love Ryan Reynolds ( who was great in Definitely, Maybe) I think he is underappreciative of how lucky he is to even touch Scarlett let alone get married to her and have exclusive sex with her for however long they were married.

Dr. Drew was having some sort of seminar or some shit and he told someone that he expects Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, or Brangelina to us, are headed for a "nuclear split". Nothing in the world would make me happier but the douchebag extrordinaire Dr. Drew is now saying that he was speaking hypothetically and that his comments were never supposed to go public. I could give a flying fuck less if Dr. Drew gets bad press cause of some shit that came out of his diarreah mouth because this dude sucks. He capitalizes on people's suffering with Celebrity Rehab and Sober House and I hope curiosity gets the best of him for this good doctor and decides to shove a needle in his arm "just for fun" sometime and see how bad things can really get. I just don't wanna hear a "professional" opinion on something like addiction from someone who has not been there. If you wanna contact Dr. Drew and let him know what a fucktard he is, you can get ahold of him on Twitter ( @DrDrew).