Celebrity News

It seems that Kate Gosselin isn't exactly the easiest person to get along with on the
Dancing With The Stars set. She is bitching about her dance partner, Tony Dovolani,
saying he is no good. Considering that this show is made for the gayest of gay men, I
have no idea why I am writing about it but since it is Kate Gosselin and I used to be a
total Jon and Kate Plus 8 junkie, I figured I would report on it. Long story short, this
Tony guy is not gonna get fired from the show and Kate will have to buck up and deal
that life isn't always perfect. Her diva ass gets chewed out by the judges after like every
dance, so I doubt she will win. Do they win on the show? Is there a prize? Or are you
just crowned king and queen of the fags?
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The one hit wonder Ricky Martin has been around since the 90's and I remember
evn years ago that he came out of the closet. Everyone knew he was gay. And then
he fucked some broad and has kids so instantaneously people thought he was straight.
Now he is coming out of the closet, again, and telling people he is in fact gay. I could
care less and his music fucking sucks so I am not too worried about his homosexuality.
Anyway, it's news so it is here.
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Hey everyone. For some reason Blogger is fucking up on me and not letting me post
pictures here. I hope they unfuck themselves by tomorrow and blog posts will resume
as usual. I apologize for the delay. In the meantime, peep out these blogs...

Kim Kardashian is good at Twitter.
[ The Blemish ]

Britey Spears' mother has moved in with her.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Alessandria Ambrosio is a supermodel mom.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Jennifer Aniston side boob.
[ City Rag ]

Carrie Prejean is being sued.
[ Daily Stab ]

Vikki Blows is topless.
[ Egotastic ]

Obama-care is not socialized medicine.
[ Secret Ninja ]

Bar Refaeli is in a bikini and the world is
richer for it.
[ The Blemish ]

Robert Pattinson is made of wax.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

More celebs at The Ivy.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Larry King is smoking a blunt.
[ City Rag ]

Mila Kunis is in GQ. If I already posted this,
it is worth posting again.
[ Daily Stab ]

Peaches Geldof is topless.
[ Egotastic ]

Get the lead out in checkout lines.
[ Secret Ninja ]

Sarah Palin is in talks with Discovery to shoot an outdoorsman show hosted by the
former vice presidential nominee. Her asking price? $1.2 million per episode. That
is a ridiculous amount of money to pay for a show but she has producer Mark Burnett
at her side so she just might get it. Also there are like 18 million (more really) republicans
in America that would tune in to see their leader on television. I would tune in too even
though I am an independent but I find Sarah Palin endlessly interesting. I have been
meaning to pick up her book Going Rouge for a while now cause I read the first three
or four pages and found it very good. I hope this show happens cause it sounds some-
what interesting. Not that I give a shit about Alaska's wildlife but because I wanna
see Sarah Palin's milf ass try to be smart.
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Pete Doherty is no stranger tot he way the law works as he has been arrested on
numerous occassions for drug charges. This time, the run in with the law was no
different. Except for one thing, someone is dead. A girl named Robin Whitehead
who is the heir to The Ecologist fortune was making a documentary about Doherty
that I doubt anyone would be interested in but she wound up dead in a bathroom
from an apparent drug overdose. Scotland Yard is saying that the death was not
being treated as suspicious but that doesn't mean that Doherty is off the hook. I
mean if someone is doing drugs and they die and you are in the presence of that,
it means that charges will be filed against you right? Especially if you were too
scared to call the cops because of the fear of getting arrested. I don't know. We will
see where this pans out but hopefully he will at least be forced to go to rehab or else
he gets it in the butt in the slammer.
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It seems that Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. Octomom, owes $450k on a house that her and
her 14 children live in. She has until Tuesday to pay the full amount or she will be
kicked out onto the street. Maybe she could get pregnant with another eight kids
and sell the rights to her pregnancy pics to a tabloid and pay that shit off. Hey, I am
just looking out for her best interests.
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Sandra Bullock moved out.
[ The Blemish ]

Michael Lohan had a heart attack.
[ Fatback Media ]

The View women discuss Sandra Bullock.
[ Geno's World ]

Holly Madison is rocking some cleavage
for St. Paddy's Day.
[ Hollywood Tuna ]

Is Demi Moore useless? Quick answer:YES!
[ popbytes ]

Daughtry is coming at ya via the web.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

One of Tiger Woods' alleged mistresses, which isn't really alleged anymore, released a
number of text messages from Tiger Woods where he talks about choking and golden
showers. It is pretty fucking gross. He sexted...
- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust
- I want to treat you rough,throw you around, spank and slap you
- Have you ever had a golden shower done to you?...just morbid curiosity
- You are my fucking whore. Hold you down while I choke you
...nice.

These motherfuckers are funny as hell. It speaks for itself. Watch and enjoy!

UPDATE: OK that fag Will Ferrell's attention whore ass is shown in this vid but just click the link below the vid and it will take you to Bewteen Two Ferns w/ Zach Galifianakis & Ben Stiller. Gotta watch! It is hysterical.

During the filming of the final season of Hannah Montana Miley Cyrus and her washed
up country singer dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, surprised the troops over seas by filming a concert
scene that involved showing off the audience, all of whom are serving in the United
States military. I think this is great cause I support the troops 110% and think anything
that entertains them, even for a few moments, is totally awesome. I am sure they wish
that someone better than Miley Cyrus was serenading them but I am sure it was fun none-
theless.
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Tila Tequila was engaged to, or married Casey Johnson before she died. I just don't
remember if they got hitched or not. Casey Johnson as you know was an heiress to
the Johnson and Johnson fortune. What Tila didn't know getting in to the relationship
was that Casey herself blew all her money on coke and booze and only had $75k. Now
$75k is no small amount of money but it sure as hell is not the tens of millions Tila
expected to get if/when the older members of the Johnson fortune kicked the bucket.
Oh yea, and Casey apparently has a daughter that Tila will never be in custody of.
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LMAO! Howard Stern took to his radio talk show on Sirius channel 100 to makefun of the morbidly obese Gabourey Sidibe (nice name). He said that there is zero chance of her ever getting a role in a real movie because of her weight and I have to agree 110%. Howard is hysterical and I have been meaning to get Sirius satellite radio for his channel alone. Watch above and enjoy!

Last night at The Oscars Miley Talked briefly to Ryan Seacreast which is the small amount
of Oscars coverage I actually saw and she said she is in fact dating Liam Hemsworth. He stars
alongside Miley in a movie called Last Song. Miley looked great and I will be happy when she
turns 18 so I can oogle her legally. That isn't stopping her boyfriend though because I am 99%
sure he is over 18 and is probably having sex with Miley because she doesn't do that whole
Jonas Brothers promise ring shit.
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Tom Cruise thinks he is a badass and that is why he drives around a Ducati motorcycle
around Hollywood. But his clumsy ass got into an accident on March 7th and his press
people are scrambling like mad to keep it covered up. No one was seriously hurt and no
charges will be pressed but Tom for some reason doesn't wanna be in the media spotlight
I guess because Katie is preggers and he only wants to be seen when he makes the ann-
ouncement that they will have their second child together. That is the real story. Is Katie
Holmes pregnant? That is the question. I am starting to feel a little bit like Shakespeare
here. To summarize, Tom Cruise should stop acting like his life revolves around his volley-
ball scene in Top Gun and focus on his family.
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I am not entirely sure why Debra Messing has been MIA for so long. She is incredibly
hot and has a killer bod. But she is just now getting around to doing a show called Wright
vs. Wrong on ABC. She plays a conservative pudit in the show. That is all I know so far
but as long as she is on tv she will not be stripping to her birthday suit in any men's mag-
azines. We will see how this thing plays out but they have my viewership for the time being.
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