Celebrity News

Megan Fox serious has, or had, the coolest Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her right forearm and now she is getting it removed. I don't know why anyone would wanna remove such a cool piece. I am kinda glad she is removing it though because now I can get it and people won't think I stole it. I am seriously considering getting this done. Anyway, Megan Fox is an idiot. That is all.

The fourth from the left at the bottom. When I first saw this pic there was like 3 girls that were in the pic and the pic of Megan was not immediately identifiable because I am not good at picking out pics of people when they were younger. It seems that Megan Fox has all but fallen off the radar these days. She was replaced in Transformers 3 and since then it seems that no one has been writing/talking about her. She is still one of the hottest chicks in the world and maybe people were holding their breath until she did a topless scene or mustered some real acting talent, whichever came first. Anyway, I am sure she will be in the news again with a new tattoo or some shit and people will deem her relevant again. We will have to wait and see.

This is the wedding photo of that lucky fucker Brian Austin Green marrying Megan Fox. I am not really all that happy for him because me and about 2 million other people wanna marry Megan but as long as he has the good sense and wits to record their honeymoon love making, then I truly have no problem with this situation. I give this marriage a year. And I am being generous.