Crossing the Blues

Mini Me Is Pissed At His Sex Tape Partner

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First of all, I wasn't here when the Verne Troyer sex tape surfaced. So it is
pretty hysterical that this little dude managed to finagle a women into bed
AND manage to get a sex tape out of her. Here is some pretty disgusting
footage if you want to see it. I am sure the video has leaked onto the internet
but I am not in the mood to see a midget get some. So the real story on
this now is, Verne has decided to sue his sex tape partner for over $20
million dollars. Yes thats million with an M. Ranae Shrider his partner is
claiming she is innocent. But Verne says she repeatedly picked him up
and dropped him. That is kind of like child abuse. Actually according to
TMZ, she THREW him to the ground multiple times. This is a little funny
but I am sure it is tragic to Troy. Poor little Mini Me. First being threatened
to be eaten by fat bastard and now he has a girlfriend that throws him to the
ground repeatedly. Haha! I am sorry, but I cannot help but laugh. Source

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Dina Lohan Is Not A Celebrity

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That is why she got kicked out of
a movie premiere.
Shia Labeouf was arrested for D.U.I.
Who the fuck is this guy again?
Marissa Miller is oily and sexy!
Ali Lohan's new music video to
go along with her shitty song.
Miley Cyrus isn't going to give
a lesbian kiss on the big screen.
You need to eat Big Macs to get
a big ass like Kim Kardashian.
Miley Cyrus is a sleazy little
bitch.
Blake Lively is one hot broad.
Avril Lavigne was a nerd in
high school. Hahaha! Stupid
cunt.

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Greasy Bear Tries To Tame His Greasy Hair

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Oh how I love D-Listers. And I mean LOVE D-Listers. Brandon Davis also
known as Greasy Bear has been on hiatus for some time now. He hasn't
been in the newspapers nor has he been spotted by the paparazzi. But here
he is in all his greasy glory at a gas station buying smokes. Apparently the
word around the camp fire is, he has been cut off from his family and all
their cash. Now he has to spend his days wishing he didn't blow all his
inheritence on coke and heroin. No word on what Gummy Bear has been up
to. But the word on him is that he booted his smack habbit and lost 25 lbs.
I absolutely love hearing news about these 2 guys so if anything else surfaces,
you will be the first to know. Also note that he is wearing a hair band. Appar-
ently trying to tame his greasy locks. For more pics, please head over to

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Amy Winehouse Was Rushed To The E.R.

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There simply is no getting through to this girl. It seems like every week the
paparazzi photograph her with white stains jammed up her nostrils. Is there
even a reason why anyone should care about this broad? I mean she goes out,
gets coked up and drunk and then breaks down or gets admitted to the E.R.
every couple of weeks. I could totally understand it if she was smokin' hot
but this chick isn't even remotely attractive. So anyway this is breaking news
and no one seems to know why she was admitted or even how she got herself
in this position. But now, one of two things will happen. She will go back to her
day to day life where she has no support system and relapse into more coked
up drunken frenzies OR she will admit herself into a rehab clinic and stay for
a few days maybe even weeks and then get released into the public to continue
on her drunken drug rampage. Which will happen? Why should we care? It
will still be ugly Amy Winehouse living her untalented life. I am proud to say
that I have never heard an Amy Winehouse song nor do I ever want to. So
whats the next chapter for Amy Winehouse? I don't know.


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Brooke Hogan May Go Nude In Playboy

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Hello folks! I am finally off of hiatus so keep checking back here for daily updates.
It seems that the buzz around Hollywood or at least in the Hollywood area is, Brooke
Hogan has been asked to pose nude in Playboy. That for sure is an issue I would
buy. According to The New York Daily News ; Brooke Hogan has been approached
to pose nude for the famous men's magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on
Wednesday. And she didn't say now. The "Brooke Hogan Knows Best" star,20, could
use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan's 2006 album "Undiscovered"
reportedly sold just 127,000 copies. " No decision has been made at this time,"
her rep said. This is great news for me. Not necessarily the "best" news
because there are about 200 other women that I would like to see naked before
seeing Brooke Hogan naked, but I will take what I can get. Now I could shower
ypu with pictures of Brooke Hogan on the beach and tell you how terrible her
album is. But I wouldn't be showing you anything that you haven't already seen
or telling you anything that you don't already know. As for now, lets just cross
our fingers that Playboy will someday soon put out an issue that is actually
intriguing for people to actually buy. Well thats all for now. Keep stopping in
folks. Its good to be back!

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