Crossing the Blues


























Well I hop eyou all watched and voted for our next
American hero Antonella Barba. She looked amazing
and didn't have to address the sleazy photos that were
released last week. She said " I am going to do a song
that is a little more me." I was expecting her to come
out in a gstring and grind the mic stand and sing "Don't
you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?" But
that didn't happen. We will watch and see her top
the rest of the list, and not win because of talent.
Her performance was awful. Tune in tomorrow and
see who wins.





























This is something that will liven her spirits. And personally
something that would traumatize any child. The Britney Shears
Rehab Doll. It is now selling on eBay for $82. The plastic umbrella
is sold separately.Notice the warning is NOT FOR CHILDREN!



























Eva Longoria is whote hot. And she's on the cover
of Man Magazine. I have never heard of this mag, but
here she is.































It's pretty pathetic when Courtney Love is giving
you her sympathy. Ms.Love was exiting former
Spederline hangout Mr.Chow when reporters asked
her about the Britney situation. "Good luck." Ouch.



Best Film - 'Rang De Basanti'.
Nominees were:
Dhoom 2
Don
Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna
Krrish
Lage Raho Munnabhai
Rang De Basanti

Best Actor in a Leading Role (Male) - Hrithik Roshan for 'Dhoom 2'
Nominees were:
Aamir Khan (Rang De Basanti)
Hrithik Roshan (Dhoom 2)
Hrithik Roshan (Krrish)
Sanjay Dutt (Lage Raho Munnabhai)
Shahrukh Khan (Don)
Shahrukh Khan (Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna)

Best Actor Female - Kajol for Fanaa
Nominees were:
Aishwarya Rai (Dhoom 2)
Bipasha Basu (Corporate)
Kajol (Fanaa)
Kareena Kapoor (Omkara)
Rani Mukerji (Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna)

Lifetime achievement award winners
Javed Aktar and;
Jaya Bachchan

Best Story award went to Vidhu Vinod Chopra and Rajkumar Hirani for ‘Lage Raho Munnabhai’.

Best Actor in a Supporting Role (Male) - Abhishek Bachchan for ‘Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna’
The nominees were:
Abhishek Bachchan (Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna)
Amitabh Bachchan (Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna)
John Abraham (Baabul)
Kunal Kapoor (Rang De Basanti)
Siddharth (Rang De Basanti)

Best Actor in a Supporting Role Award (Female) - Konkona Sen Sharma for ‘Omakara’
The nominees were:
Kirron Kher (Rang De Basanti)
Konkona Sen Sharma (Omkara)
Priety Zinta (Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna)
Rekha (Krrish)
Soha Ali Khan (Rang De Basanti)

Best Actor in a Comic Role - Arshad Warsi for ‘Lage Raho Munnabhai’
The nominees were:
Arshad Warsi (Lage Raho Munnabhai)
Chunkey Pandey (Apna Sapna Money Money)
Paresh Rawal (Phir Hera Pheri)
Sharman Joshi (Golmaal)
Tusshar Kapoor (Golmaal)

Best Actor in a Negative Role - Saif Ali Khan for 'Omkara'
The nominees were:
Boman Irani (Lage Raho Munnabhai)
Emraan Hashmi (Gangster)
John Abraham (Zinda)
Naseeruddin Shah (Krrish)
Saif Ali Khan (Omkara)

The Best Music Award winner - A R Rahman for ‘Rang De Basanti’
The nominees were:
A R Rahman (Rang De Basanti)
Himesh Reshammiya (Aksar)
Jatin-Lalit (Fanaa)
Pritam (Dhoom 2)
Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy (Don)
Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy (Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna)



























This chick must love American Beauty. First we see
her covered in rose petals, and now posing in front of
an American Flag. More pictures have been leaked, her
in a sheer white shirt, in a thong, and slutty lingerie. They
can be found at AntonellaBarbaPIX.com They are pretty
good, and the word is the pictures will continue to come.
The website has splashed their name across the photos,
all but ruining them. One I have that isn't on that site is
her in some form of trash lingerie. It is from
VoteForTheWorst.com As things come about I will update.
Stick around.














Singer Katharine McPhee was a guest on 'The Tyra Banks Show' and taped an apperance for the February 27, 2007 episode.

But it wasn't just your usual interview, as host Tyra Banks grabbed Katharine McPhee's breasts to try to put rumours of a boob job to rest.

"I squeezed her boobs and they are real! They're jiggly and soft", Tyra Banks proclaims on the show.

Britney Spears went to ex-husband Kevin Federline's home but after spending 45 minutes ringing the bell to no answer, she was upset.

She was so frustrated that she grabbed an umbrella and attacked a photographer's SUV.

She was later picked up by her mother and brought back to the rehab facility.

Meanwhile, Federline was scheduled to go to court Thursday for an emergency custody hearing in Los Angeles. But the hearing has been cancelled with the pop star back in rehab.



























More pictures flooding in. I am going to wardial votes
for her. These are some pictures from the apparent "calendar"
she made for her boyfriend. The one with the lingerie has
nipple. What we are missing is a full view ass shot. More pictures
below and remember to keep it here for the latest pictures.
As always credit to IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com and their
secret source for the pictures. I can see the meetings taking
place now. The editor in a covered parking garage with a
catholic college girl in a trench coat saying "follow the emails."














































In our third installment of The Antonella Barba Show
we have her sucking some lucky guy's wang. Now we
have seen this already, but now with nipples. Our source
at IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com are saying that these
were sent by another anonymous emailer who is an ex
girlfriend of some guy or some shit. The quote from the
emailer goes, Hey, don't mention my name but my boyfriend
goes to catholic university with antonella barba and is on the
lax team with her ex boyfriend ( who she dumped right
when she got to hollywood) and when i saw these pics i called
him and asked him if they were real and he said they def
were... he saw them in person before and he also saw a naked
calender that she made for him as a birthday present... which
he said is getting leaked on the internet soon." So there you
go. I will be all over this story.












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Promises and Umbrellas

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Britney hate paparazzi! Britney hate rehab!
As we all know Britney Spears went back to rehab Thursday
night. She was brought there by her mom after she attacked
a car owned by the paparazzi. The ways the story goes is, she
went to KFed's house to visit her sons. After Kevin didn't let her
in for a half hour she flipped the script and attacked the paparazzi
at a gas station. Video of the event is available at X17 . After this
event, Kevin Federline has stated that if she does not complete the
entire 45 day stay at the rehab facility, he will seek full unquestioned
custody of the two children. He already had an emergency family
court hearing scheduled for Thrusday, but that was cancelled when
Spears went AWOL from Promises Residential Treament Center.
Mr.CleanBritney Spears is probably one of the most unattractive
human beings right now. If I told you, a month ago that Britney Spears,
would have her head shaved, on her third trip to rehab, and attacking
SUV's with umbrellas, you would tell me I'm full of it. But imagine,
Britney attacking this SUV, on her way to rehab, with jetted out
blonde hair and a perfect body. It would be a different story. It would
be " Britney attacks car, and looks hot doing it." Video above, pictures
below. And Britney obviously smashed the shit out of his SUV cause
the umbrella looks like a trig that a 2 year ol dgot a hold of. The
pictures are much more candid though.





Naomi Watts is Pregnant

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It is being reported on FOXNews that Kevin Federline
has a hearing in court today to obtain custody of their
two children. I gotta say this is the right time to act.
Wednesday after Britney Spears exited rehab, Kevin
Federline got a petition for "an emergency hearing in
family court." A Superior Court spokeman Allan Parachini
has said, " Our best information is: he will be here, she won't.
But anything is possible." Sounds to me like Britney is gonna
lose the shorties. And it seems that KFed has an airtight
case to gain custody. KFed has cleaned up and I have read
he has quit smokin dope so he can obtain custody. Also KFed
hasn't done anything to show he is mentally incapable of taking
care of two kids. And though he doesn't have cash like Spears,
he has more than enough to care for the two kids. Britney did
see a lawyer yesturday, but apparently the lawyer specializes
in paparazzi matters reguarding Britney getting pissed about
her photo being taken at Promises. Of course this move on KFed
is not to be unexpected. He had a large argument with Britney
at her Malibu home where KFed said he was going to have
her hair tested for drugs, citing her to shave it all off. I will
keep a watch on this story. And I actually hope KFed gets the
young'uns.

Paris Hilton Had A Birthday

Posted by mista

Was I in a fucking coma?

Michelle Rodriguez does not like

her new ankle bracelet. [ The Blemish ]

Buy imitation Britney hair. Garnished

with Cheetos. [ Celebrity Puke ]

Mariah Carey shows off her cleavage

like she is getting paid by the side
boob. [ Celebroundup ]

Sienna Miller is topless again.

Mischa Barton crashes Nicole

Richies car. I guess it is just a
REALLY fun car to crash.

Heather Mills will be on Dancing

With The Stars. Her and her
wooden leg. [ Glitterati ]

Gwen Stefani is going to record a

new No Doubt album. Finally.






















What a role model. I am pretty sure that shirt says
Pathetic. Britney Spears left Promises Treatment
Center Wensday after being there for only a day.
The average length of time a patient spends there is
45 days, not 45 minutes. She got a car service and
tried to enter a Tattoo Parlor after her stay, but they
were closed. I'll give her one thing, she is consistent.
Someone told E! that she was pissed the photo above
was taken whil eshe was in the treatment facility, and
she felt so violated she left. BS. She will probably be seen
in a tattoo parlor tonight, getting ink and giving herself
a bikini wax. Next time she checks into a kennel, she needs
to remember to stay.

Haylie Duff Likes Old Balls

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Haylie Duff was in attendance at The Rolling
Stone Grammy Party after the event. She was
there with her new boyfriend A.J. Discala. Now Haylie
is 21 and Discala is 36. What the fuck is wrong with her?
Apparently she is trying to even out the preteen fanbase
by dating a dinosaur. I don't know what this guy has done,
but he did marry Jamie Lynn Sigler. Seriously Haylie needs
to hook up with someone young who has the energy for lots
of sex. I am sure the only reason this guy was allowed
into the Rolling Stone Grammy party was because
he used to be in The Rolling Stones.




























Antonella Barba, a top 12 finalist in American Idol
has some racy photographs circulating of her over
the internet. She is a very attractive girl, and will
more than likely make it in the top 3. I checked her
American Idol profile, and it asks, Most embarassing
moments in life? "Saying the wrong things before I think."
I am pretty sure these pictures will come in a close second.
I will see if there are any more graphic ones out there.
What makes this all the more funny is she is a devout
Christian. If these photos keep comin, the only
thing I will worship is Antonella.



























Apparently the 24 hour rehab miracle didn't stick.
She has checked herself in to Promises in Malibu
rehab facility. Just under a week ago she spent under
24 hours in Crossroads Rehab Centre. This time she
has checked in voluntarily, but was admitted by her
father Jamie Spears. If someone is admitted by another
person, they must stay for an undisclosed amount of time
until the facility deems her fit to leave. In other BUZZ
about Britney SHEERS she managed to spin a few of
her new tracks at Tenjune nightclub. They were played
by DJ Berrie. He described them as "club songs with a
hip hop mix." The name of her cd is All The Way. I
guess that means all the way back into rehab. The
way she has bloated up like Meatloaf, I would call
it Bitch Out of Rehab 2, Back Into Rehab. Apparently
the crowd cheered when they heard the music. More
than likely out of sympathy. They didn't wana see her
start crying and then do something even more crazy
like lop off a tit in the DJ booth.



























The beautiful, and assumingly talented Brigette
Moynahan is pregnant. Not just with any unlucky
shmoes baby, but with Tom Brady's. Even though
they split months ago, she is saying blood tests say
Brady is the father. Moynahan will be in the upcoming
flick Gray Matters, where Heather Graham will play
a lesbian. Or a chick with lesbian tendencies. This
pregnancy news isn't just bad news for Brady. It is
bad news for Gisele Bundchen. Tom Brady will have to
dump her to "do the right thing." Now Gisele is
no dog either. Google search her and you will be
very happy.




























Today is Fat Tuesday, the final day for Mardi Gras.
And though most of New Orleans is still demolished
from Hurricane Katrina, alot of people came out to
act like retards and show they can still have a good time
in the honor of... whatever the fuck Mardi Gras represents.
Every D-Lister who ever had a 5 second cameo on a tv
show and every washup who ever played backup
guitar on a tribute cd were out for the activites. Guests
including, Harry Corrick and Tricia Clarkson. Many
well known made it too, but they were cleverly in masks.
Of course the real fun partying celebs were no where
to be seen. They are all in rehab. But honestly, I wouldn't
make the flight to New Orleans even if I was a party freak.
It is in shambles. But before the week is over, I am sure
celebrity pictures of over partied actresses will surface,
flashing their tits, and lifting their skirts for a 2 second
photo and a handful of beads.






























No, not for all the typical reasons. The former president
of the United States was out with Desperate Houseslut
Teri Hatcher for a charity event a few days ago. And
when they parted ways, Bush had a very nice goodbye
gesture. He patted her ass. Mind you, this is a pat, not a
tap. The story Hatcher gave on leno was, she has calssic
cars and Bush wanted to show Teri the inside of his new
Mercedes. Afterwards Bush decided to steal a kiss and
cop a feel. I say go Bush. If I were in his shoes, I would
have my secret service keep her in the car and bring her
back to the retirement pad and keep her as a Desperate
Houseslave. But then I couldn't gawk at her cleavage on
network TV. Its ok. Teri is completely trashy. She
will get over it.

Video: Bush Sr. pats that ass














I watch almost all shows on NBC. The network is
practically flawless. But Law and Order has to
be the best show on the network. First, they actually
balance the Law and Order. SVU is almost all law, and
CI pretty much is ALL law. Now in the Law and Order
series thi sis a plus, but in the original Law and Order
it is definately worth the half hour to see Sam Waterson
at work. The women of the show are very much so easy
on the eyes. Alana De La Garza has got to be the most
attractive serious woman on television. She makes her
appearance in every episode standing as prosecutor in the
courtroom asking high bail. And continues the rest of the
show expressing how sexy being smart and be, and pretty
much counter arguing everything Sam Waterson says.
Milena Govich isn't exactly unattractive either. The
best part of her role is when she slams the perp against
the wall and cuffs him. Oh how I would like to be cuffed
by her. I also like her interrogation techniques. That
never fails to entertain. The most recent episode they
had a 3 way "whodunnit" involving a middle eastern
film editor, an illegal Cuban immigrant trying to
work construction in N.Y. , and an independant
construction manager trying to keep his employees.
I honestly was thrown through the loop several times in
this episode. And they actually took the immigrant
to the Supreme Court before realising they had to look
harder at other suspects. Definately one of the better
episodes. I'll try to keep this show on a summary basis
on here.



















So I am only now discovering who this chick is.
Apparently she is like Hilary Duff and has been doing TV
for a while now, but I haven't seen her. It was by chance on
the news that I saw a promotion for her new video 'Be Good
To Me' I went into this article expecting to find a bunch of
"I'm great" material on her site. Something showcasing
her future shows, and events. Instead it is alot of stuff
reguarding what she has been on. I see in the picture a
little Disney picture of some sort in the lower left corner.
Which means she was probably on Hanna Montana or some
shit. A very cute girl, who apparently is a big fan of YouTube.
I look forward to seeing more of her.



































Britney Goes Bald

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No shit. She shaved her head. According to CNN
she shaved her head and got a new tattoo at a
San Fernando tattoo parlor on Friday night. She
apparently drew quite a crowd too. A fan said "We
could see her in the mirror and her head is completely
shaved. She looks terrible!." She told KABC.Holy fuck.
This is hysterical and shocking all at the same time,
which is exactly the type of ews I like to get at 5 in the
morning on Saturday in the middle of a snow storm.
"She just wanted something real small on her wrist,
something dainty." Said Max Gott a tattoo artist
who performed the inking. "She got some cute little
lips on her wrist." Finally we can see some lips of
Britney Spears that aren't the hoo ha kind. Speaking
of bald, I am going to reshave my head today. Good
luck with that queen of pop thing Ms. Spears.




























I am sorry folks. I tried to find some attractive
pictures of this woman, but they are all but non existent.
Foxy Brown was arrested yesturday for attacking a
beauty shop employee in a salon in Florida and for
resisting arrest when taken into custody. Doesn't Foxy
understand it is not the salon employees fault that she is
butt ugly? Also the officer says he had to use " a take
down maneuver" to get Foxy to comply. Now someone
getting arrested for resisting arrest in Florida is not
exactly the rarest thing to happen on a daily
basis. But the fact that she is already on probabtion
for attacking a manicurist in 2004 makes this all
the more intense. She may be serving three years in jail
if she is found guilty. I could care less if Foxy Brown gets 3
years in jail or 30. But either way, she will be exiting
prison with a warm spot on the Z-List after departing the
D-List.























If anyone is sick of Paris and Nicole then they must not
like pop culture. In the next season of The Simple Life Paris
and Nicole will be camp counselors. Fat camp, couples camp,
and even cheerleading camp. With the newly released
photos from Parisexposed, and Nicole Richie getting skinnier
by the second, I have no doubt that many people will
tune in to see what their antics lead them to. I also want
to see what 300 lb. people have to say to Nicole Richie
when they are at the fat camp trying to lose the weight
equivalent to one Nicole Richie. What kind of advice to
Paris and Nicole have for couples camp? 'So like date
a guy, make a porno, make an ass out of yourself, embarass
those closest, and then do it again.' Watch for the new season
on FOX in the not to far future. The season will take place
at Malibu's JCA Shalom.
































I am very much so a straight man. But I wanted to
write this about Daniel Radcliffe and his upcoming
play Equus where as many people have heard
he will appear nude. Now this isn't something that can
happen on Broadway, cause he is 17 and that is
illegal in The United States of America. What I am writing
this is for people to understand how lucky this schmoe is
to get to be, in a play,naked, with a smokin hot chick,
who is also naked. Alot of old pedophile grannys here in
the states will probably turn out for the new Harry Potter
movie which will be released eventually. And for those
who expect he is an underweight four eyed chump, they
are wrong. This fucker has some muscle and will
probably cause a fainting spell in the crowd when
he whips out his Mini-Potter. If you are an English
chick go see this, if you are a straight American male,
just admire that he will be stroking a smokin hot
chick on stage in front of thousands.































I almost didn't recognize her. Its been years since
she has done anything worth noting about. Anne Heche
has broken off her marriage to Coley Laffoon of five
years and father to her son Homer4. Its funny that
this C-Listed , former lesbian, 37 year old decided to
leave her husband just cause this guy made her laugh.
Like starting again at 37 is a practical choice. Either way
she broke it off over the phone while filming the show
Men In Trees probably while naked bedside with James
Tupper, the man she's now going with. Let me just clear
up it is not her show. It is a show which she is in which
is more than likely an extra who brings coffee to the
star in the show. James Tupper was married too, so thats
two marriages destroyed. After this 2 page spread in
InTouch we will probably not hear from Anne Heche again
until she dumps this guy for a transgendered horse at age
50.