Crossing the Blues

Whorella Music Festival

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Every dipshit and dingbat turned out for this thing. I do not know
what Coachella Music Festival i, but people do now. Apparently everybody
who ever set foot in the city limits of Hollywood were there. There are pics below,
don't worry about the audience, none of the celebrities sang.

































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Lindsay Lohan Is An Attention Whore

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Even in her sleep [ Egotastic ]
Hayden Panettiere steals some paparazzi
from Nicole Richie. [ Celebrity Puke ]
Paris Hilton is a corpse. And necropheliacs
worldwide buy herpee meds. [ The Blemish ]
Joe Francis is screwed. And apparently
he doesn't have any friends in Hollywood
either. [ Celebitchy ]
Hugh Grant spills his beans. And got
arrested for it. [ Fatback and Collards ]
Julia Roberts is pregnant. AGAIN.
Carment Electra in FHM. Enjoy.
Michelle Rodriguez is a lesbian. And the
world is poorer for it. [ Pop On The Pop ]
Butterface is People's most beautiful person!?
Butterface? [ Popoholic ]

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KFed Is Still Getting Paid Player

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As you can see, KFed hasn't gone so belly up that he couldn't
afford gas money to get to a new deodorant photo shoot. I don't
know why KFed is the face for deodorant, apparently he reminds
people of things that smell bad. The deodorant, is by Axe called
Bomb Chicka Wah Wah. Like the porno music. That's the reason of
the post, I had that music in my head yesturday and when I saw this I
decided its better news than anything. The girls look thrilled to have
the Fed in their presence. Something tells me he won't be doing any Bomb
Chicka Wah Wah with them.





























Photo cred: Splash

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Lindsay Lohan Is Cleavalicious

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Here is Lindsay Lohan leaving Winston's in West Hollywood
last night. Now I am assuming afer over a year of religious
paparazzi loyalty, she would not pose for EVERY picture, but
from the video, she does. Every now and then she is seen in her
unbuttoned lumberjack lesbian shirt. Even though she turned
down her recent role to play a lesbian opposite Keira Knightley
in The Bets Times Of Our Lives. But don't worry, you will
see her topless or possibly nude in I Know Who Killed Me.
Due out this summer. You can probably stomach Georgie Rule
in theatres in May, but I don't recommend it.




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Moakler Publishes Paris And Lohan's Digits

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Ever want to call Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan? Me either. But
now you can. Shanna Moakler, who I think just celebrated her 65th
birthday has published their digits on her myspace blog. Now be
careful, I do not know if you can transfer STD's through a cell phone.
Moakler, the only woman over the hill to actually use myspace, wrote
their digits and email in her blog. Don't go to her lame forum blog, read it
here. Apparently Paris Hilton's email and phone number is,
princessph@mycingular.blackberry.net and phone is 310-801-0148 .
And Lohan is djllohan@tmail.com I do not know why it is DJ llohan,
I am pretty sure she knows nothing about DJing, but she is apparently
bumping cunts with a DJ named Sara, so you do the math. and her other
email is labellavita7@tmo.blackberry.net . Enjoy, and if you want to
give Shanna Moakler a piece of your mind, starkitten@tmail.com And as
soon as you know what the hell tmail is, let me know.




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Abhi Ash wedding pictures

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Scarlett Johansson Is Hosting SNL

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Yea I know. I know what you're thinking. Why is Scarlett Johansson
a beautiful A-List Hollywood actress hosting a C-List skit comedy
program? I do not know this. I am assuming Lauren Michaels bleeds
money. She is going to host on 4-21-07, tomorrow. I seriously can't
even tune in. SNL is that bad. Dn't worry I will update all pictures of
her recent magazine appearences.


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Jahnvi: Abhishek ditched me. Attempts suicide, arrested

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Jahnvi, model and actress, alleges that Abhishek Bachchan had promised to marry her and has ditched her. She changed her name from Haya after entering the glamour industry. According to her they met on the sets of the movie ‘DUS’. She attempted suicide by cutting her wrist outside Bachchan family's house 'Pratiksha' in Juhu contending she was in love with the junior Bachchan. and a case has been registered for the same at the Juhu Police station in Mumbai.

Jahnvi’s mother said that her daughter is in a state of depression. Jahnvi's parents are from Srinagar and are from a decent family. Jahnvi has a 9 year old son, could be from her previous marriage. They say that Abhi and Jahnvi were close.

News in Detail...



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Eva Longoria Likes To Be Dominated

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And I am willing to assist her in any way
she feels necessary. [ The Blemish ]

Heather Mills can dance. Despite her
maimed extremity. [ Celebrity Puke ]

Paris Hilton stills remembers firecrotch.
As I am sure Lindsay Lohan still remembers
the arsenal of herpees meds found in Paris'
storage locker. [ Egotastic ]

Kim Kardashian doesn't just like getting
peed on, she likes getting peed on by football

J-Lo and Marc Anothony are suing the
enquirer for exposing their heroin
source. [ Glitterati ]

Candice Swanepoel in her skippies.

Spiderman 4. No money sans snaggletooth.

Paris Hilton is selling her watch. So she
can know what time to make another porno.
Simon Cowell thinks his little show is more
important than Virginia Tech. [ DListed ]

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Man escapes death at Kandivli railway station

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Attempting to get into a running train, the man slipped and fell in between the train and the platform in Kandivli station, Mumbai on 16th of Apr 2007. But this guy was obviously more luckier than them. He was advised by the people on the platform not to move and he didn't move until the 8 bogies of train went over him. He survived.


Images source Mid-Day newspaper

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Richard Gere kisses Shilpa Shetty

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Gere Richards kisses Shilpa Shetty at Seena Taan Ke, an AIDS awareness function organised in Delhi on Sunday the 15th of April 2007





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Jessica Simpson Nipple Slip

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Hooray for Tuesdays. It seems that Jessica Simpson while
clubbing last night slip a bit of nip while going from club to
club. Now I am not sure this is a nipple slip, she is known
to have acne and this very well may be a zit. I wouldn't put
it past her to develope a zit in such a paparazzi friendly zone.
However, I hope it is. She looks great and I am surprised any
shirt can contain her breasts. The fact that she doesn't show them
off intentionally offends me. Close up after the post.Enjoy!
















Photo cred: Splash

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Tori Spelling Is Going To Try To Be Famous With Her Reality Show

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Remember Tori Spelling? She was on a show called 90210 for those
of you who have forgotten her insignificant role. She took it upon
herself to start a bed and breakfast. Who would sleep at a Tori
Spelling bed and breakfast I don't know. People who are in desperate
need of a place to sleep and food I guess. She's going to have a reality
show on The Oxygen channel, and it will document renovating and
booking guests at her new shack. I am pretty sure the Oxygen Channel
is run my the Menstration Network, so if you have testicles you
may not want to tune in. The bed and breakfast itself is at Chateau
La Rue. And no Eva La Rue is not in the show. The show is called
Inn Love and I linked a clip below, so if you're brave watch it.
I won't. Inn Love

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I Know They Don't Have Conjugal Visits There

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Elizabeth Hurley hasn't done much lately. She attempted to get
some attention by having a Hindu wedding, after already being
married in traditional Christian fashion. But all that is getting her
is 3 years in the Hindu slammer. She threw a $3.9 million wedding
in an attempt to get some attention from tabloids, and shared
the photos with Hello! magazine. Which I guess in Britain is Ello!
Her husband Arun Nayar is Hindu so they decided to have it in his
tradition, and totally fucked it up. There is a sacred fire and they kissed
next to it, they weren't supposed to . Then she wore leather shoes
in a country that worships the cow. Now this shit isn't illegal, but
in Johdpur, it really fucking is. They live there, and residents are
seeking charges which carry a 3 year jail term. By the way happy
Friday the fuckteenth everyone!

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Olivia Mojica Sex Tape!

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Oh how I love American Idol. As you all know I became obsessed
with Antonella Barba when she released PG-13 calendar pics. But
now we have an American Idol sex tape! A first. It is staring d-lister
Olivia Mojica. She is from season 2 and didn't even make it in the
final twelve. That didn't stop Vivid Video from buying the tape and
making a new website dedicated to it. Hardcore Idol was launched just a
few minutes ago and has all your bratty east coast punk rocker needs.
I will be awaiting the free version which will inevitable turn up
on WinRar files, and I will post pics and video. So far people are saying
"It's the nastiest video I have ever seen." But I say it is more than likely
because it is co starring one of those old fuckers you see in The Watchdogs.
Her shitty karaoke band. This girl is hot, and has a great ass. So stay tuned
and watch for all the Idol fun.

Update: pics below

I just saw a preview over at Hardoreidol.com This video is so good. Its an extended
version from TMZ. Its Olivia moaning, saying "Fuck me" and "Oh god you're gonna
make me cum" and it has great positioning pictures and strip teases. And it is topped
off with an ass and clit shot. Enjoy!














Update: Video




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Scarlett Johansson Gets Felt Up

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I keep my eye on whats going on in the media as much
as anyone else. But somehow this video slipped by me.
It is a video of the gay as a 3 dollar bill Ryan Seacrest copping
a feel on Scarlett Johansson. Not just a feel. A good long, squeezing,
satisfying feel. It was at an awards show which I forget the name
of, but it was one where she wore her signature red dress.
Seacrest I am sure had some sort of BS reason for needing
to grab her breast, but either way I am glad he did it. I am
practically speechless reguarding the whole situation. Nice
large rack.



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Three Monkeys of Gandhiji ... must watch

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What is it signifying??

Can not see India losing……………
Can not hear the audience outburst against the team……………
Can not speak in front of media about the causes of defeat. …………………..

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