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Amy Winehouse got robbed.
Miley Cyrus side boob.
Rene Russo is fugly.
Vikki Blows topless.
Paula Abdul may be replaced on American
Idol.
Madonna is brining her fugly kids to America.
Joan Rivers brings her surgically enhanced
self to Martha Stewart.
Is this American Idol's top 36?
Anna Farris is engaged.

Pete Wentz Weighs In

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He weighs in. Get it? Ha! I kill me! Pete wentz is taking his wife's side, more than
likely because she is withholding sex if he doesn't. He is saying things about why
critics, writers and bloggers, namely me, are criticizing Jessica Simpson for her
most recent weight gain. He says," I think that the media puts too harsh of a
spotlight on women in general, and I think it's a bummer. It's bad for young women.
I see it affecting young girls who come to our shows, and that's a bummer." He
added, " And when puppies cry. That's a bummer. And when my guyliner runs
out before a concert. That's a bummer." He also talked about true beauty. He
says, " Real beauty is on the inside, man." If real beauty is on the inside then why
did your wife get a nose job? And why do you spend thousands of dollars a month
on your wardrobe? If true beauty was on the inside then he would have married
a dog like America Ferrara, or however you spell that bitches name. It will be ok
Pete. Soon enough Jessica will lose the weight and you will say " Wow she looks terrific!
so much better than when she was...um... I mean... beauty is in the inside."
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Doutzen Kroes has the best bra in
the world.
Kung Fu people shouldn'y smoke.
Jennifer Aniston isn't getting naked
any time soon.
Kelly Clarkson = better than Britney
Spears.
Kelly Clarkson's new kick ass video!
A Britney Spears nipple slip?
Before they were famous: Ben
Affleck.
Cute college girl of the day.
My Chemical Romance is desperate.
High School Musical vs. Twilight.



























Amy Winehouse has been on vacation for seems like months now. She doesn't
have a lot of talent so I don't think the music world is missing her much. But
what is disturbing is that in just about every photo from her r&r she seems
to be topless. Which is like the last thing people anywhere would want to see.
Either way, it's news and people want to see it plastered on entertainment
blogs so I will do my best to hold back the vomit and bring the pictures to you.
Maybe it is just the hand placement in this photo, but it looks like Amy is
bottomless too. That is another thing I REALLY don't want to see. So if you
are at home jacking off to these pictures, you need your head checked and if
you are hunkered over your toilet vomiting your lungs out, you are totally
normal. Your psychiatrist would be proud.
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Hayden Panettiere flashes a whale tail.
Ashlee Simpson is pissed.
Eva Longoria's hair cut sucks.
Kelly Clarkson hits #1.
Britney Spears is looking better by the
day.
Pamela Anderson still knows how to
party.
Lindsay Lohan is an asshole.
Neil patrick Harris would have knocked
up his co-workers if he wasn't gay.
Penelope Cruz is stupid.

It's Baby #2 for TomKat

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may be the most loved couple in all of
Hollywood. Well, next to Speidi because I love that attention whoring
d-listed couple. According to OK magazine TomKat are expecting their
second kid. After a night out at dinner, Kate and Tom posed for a few
pics with the paparazzi and Tom put his hand over Kate's belly. Now he
could just be feeling her up, which I would do every second of the day if
I were married to her, but it could be a sign that she is pregnant. I gen-
uinley hope they are having their second kid cause I love TomKat and
HATE Brangelina so I want TomKat to outperform them in everything
they do. I know Tom is a little old to be having another kid but Katie is
young, dumb and full of cum. So having another won't impact her all
that much. You go TomKat, I hope Katie goes out on a limb and does
another topless scene in a movie again. I still have dreams about The
Gift.

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Ashley Tisdale looks hot.
Megan Fox is playing guitar hero.
J-Lo may be going to Broadway.
How did Kim Kardashian get so many singles?
Bonnie Tyler likes plastic surgery.
Mischa Barton likes kissing girls.
Susan Surandon to appear on ER.
Ugly Betty is going to get cancelled.
Veggie porn.

AJ McLean Is An Addict

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Last night former Backdoor Boy Aj McLean was filmed leaving a Hollywood
nightclub apparently very drunk. Now celebrities get drunk and fall out of
night clubs all the time but AJ has a history of drug abuse. In 2001 and
2002 he went to rehab for alcoholism and cocaine addiction. He was seen
by sources slammin' back beers and taken shots with his "friends." If they
are letting him fall off the wagon then they probably aren't his friends. Then
again this loser probably doesn't have any friends and this would make for
a pretty funny story. "Hey man I was at the bar the other night and a Back-
street Boy was there and he was apparently on the wagon so I got him so
drunk..." you see where I am going with this. Check the vid over at TMZ.
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Lindsay Lohan is skinny but I like skinny.
[ The Blemish ]


Jessica Alba and Heidi Klum made a porno.
I mean they spent it with their kids.
[ Celebrity Puke ]


Cute college girl of the day
[ College Humor ]


Jen Aniston is better than Brangelina.
[ Fatback Media ]

Hilary Duff bikini pictures.
[ Egotastic ]

Grace Jones is fugly.
[ popbytes ]

Blossom was and is still ugly.
[ Geno's World ]

Prince Harry is single again.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Mickey Rourke is Al Bundy.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Top 100 shows in the past 20 years.
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Miley Cyrus was doing a photo shoot in Santa Clarita when she stepped on
her dress and the top slid down exposing her breat. I know a lot of dirty
old men would love to see the uncensored pictures but I do not have them.
I wouldn't post them anyway because I do not want to be sued for possessing
child pornography. It is a funny situation though. She tries to be little miss
priss in the media and here she is droppin' a tit in a public appearence. What
is even more disturbing is that someone decided to snap a pic of it and post it
on the internet. Miley is a little slut and if her boyfriend Justin Gaston isn't
careful he will be imprisoned for tapping that shit. After her Disney career
fades out, she will probably do Playboy or have some sort of sex tape leaked
onto the internet which I am looking forward to. She may be young now, but
after she turns 18 I will be with a lot of other guys out there when I say, "
Damn! I would totally hit that shit!"
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Shia LaBeouf is a douche bag.
Kelly Osbourne is headed back to rehab.
Nicollette Sheridan has a blanket/scarf.
Amber Heard nude from The Informers.
Kanye west has a new shoe line.
Sasha and Malia Obama dolls revealed.
MK is off to see Sam Sparro.
Kim Kardashian blocks her cameltoe.
J-Love is a director now.


































It is being reported that Sarah Palin is seeking an $11 million book advance
for her time on the campaign trail. There is also talks on a television show.
I seriously doubt anyone will watch that. They already made Nailin' Paylin
so there is no need to make another program. Keep in mind that when Laura
Bush, the former SITTING first lady, wrote a book it only fetched a $2 million
advance. And Hilary Clinton's book Living History which was written after
Bill Clinton left the white house got an $8 million advance. They are using
female examples but that is only because no other person who was a vice-
presidential candidate and FAILED never wrote a book about it. So will she
be rich? Will she run for president in 2012? I doubt it.
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If You Seek Amy is Spears' next single.
Amy Winehouse is a super hero!
Miley Cyrus is still slutting around with
Justin Gaston.
Abigail Clancy is in a bikini.
It has been one year exactly since Heath
Ledger died.
The Oscar nominations are...
Latoya Jackson got evicted.
Construction workers don't like the
paparazzi.
Diane Sawyer is a drunken whore.

P!nk Is Off The Market

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Pink confuses me. first she is pissed at her husband carey Hart and making
a music video about him never being there for her then she puts him IN THE
VIDEO! Now she has apparently healed all the wounds and is hooking back
up with him. As you can see from the picture above, they are kissing and
apparently getting along much more better now. This is a shame because
this is one starlet that I want to see single and for lusts sake see naked. There
is a topless photo out there on the internet floating around of her topless on
a beach but it has been years and I need more. Apparently this Carey Hart
character is a motocross person and is more than likely just using Pink for
her fame. Which I find to be funny. I hope you two happy people stay
together and make things work, but if it doesn't, you always have me to
fall back on Pink.
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Paris Hilton is a theif.
Patricia Heaton is just like you.
Only uglier.
K-Fed's baby mama of the future.
Gweneth Paltrow gets out her nipple/
breast.
The Razzies! Hot fucking damn!
Brangelina neglect their kids.
Sarah Silverman hysterically bids
farewell to former president Bush.
Alyssa Milano got a restraining order.
Like anyone wants to stalk her.
Obama hits up Times Square.


































It seems that Jennifer Aniston finds a way to get dumped even when she is
not dating anyone. It is being reported AGAIN that Jennifer Aniston got dumped
AGAIN. I am going to take her side on this one and say that she wanted to be
single. She was photographed with a mystery man about a month ago, maybe
sooner. Apparently the dumping occured just after The Golden Globes by
Mayer himself. I think Mayer is a really cool guy and has some awesome
tattos, but does he think he can really do better than Jennifer Aniston?
I mean sure he could to better, but sexually? Jen I bet is a tiger in bed
and I doubt John could top her. But when it comes to actually "being friends"
and trying to maintain a relationship with has got to be one of the most
boring endeavors ever enacted upon by human man. Instead, be shallow
John. Date bar room floozys. Get laid and get alid often. This will make up
for the hole in your heart. Which is probably healing up nicely since the
only person who you hurt was the soulless Jennifer Aniston. So sleep with
many and sleep with them often. And take a few pics if you have the time.
Be sure to share them with all your buddies on Facebook too. I am sure
they would appreciate them.
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Lily Allen is clumsy.
[ The Blemish ]

Ronnie Wood has a hot wife.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

A Marissa Miller nipple slip!
[ Egotastic ]

Britney Spears is richer than you.
[ Fatback Media ]

A Paris Hilton sex tape?
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Lily Allen hates animals.
[ popbytes ]

Paris Hilton dirty dances with
Sting.
[ Geno's World ]

Suri Cruise chills in NYC.
[ City Rag ]

Scarlett Johansson is pretty.
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It is a new day and a new time is upon us. Ok that is about as presidential I
can sound. Anyway, Barack Obama is our 44th president as of noon ET here
in the United States. It was a pretty cool ceremony and I am still watching
it here on MSNBC. I think they are going to have a dinner in honor of that
old fart John McCain. Talk about stealing the presidential thunder. I am
most excited about this presidency because Barack is very serious about
energy independence and tackling the climate crisis without hesitation. I
also found it to be pretty cool that he didn't take any money from lobbyists
through out his entire campaign. I made phone calls for him, I volunteered
for him and worked closely with the Obama headquarters here in St.Louis.
And even though that peice of trash McCain won this state, I still did all I
could. Congratulations Barack! I hope the next 4 or 8 years are happy ones.

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Pamela Anderson bikini pics.
This really makes me want a milk shake.
Leonardo DiCaprio might be gay.
Madonna nude. I think I just threw
up a little bit.
Pamela Anderson again. Because she's
hot.
Kelly Osbourne got arrested.
Cute college girl of the day.
Audrina Patridge is Barack Obama's
secretary of sexy.
Eddie Murphy is a freak.


































Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have seem to have put their differences
behind them and are still going strong. Just when you think Lohan will come to
her senses and date a hot lesbian, my dreams are crushed. Even though Lohan
has moved out of Samantha's Hollywood home, and got in trouble with her
probation officer because of it, they have pulled together in this time of excitement
to celebrate the inauguration of Barack Obama. The couple looked great together.
Well Lindsay looked great, Sam looked like a little troll/boy. When asked why
LiLo didn't take the split opportunity to hook up with a hot chick Lindsay said,
" because I am an attention whore and I can not stand to be around a person who
is hotter than me." That is the real reason why she is dating a fugly lesbo. Don't
forget it.
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Katy Perry. Naked?
Boy George gets 15 months.
Natalie Portman has sexy feet.
Claire Forlani nude.
Condoms having sex.
Al Franken is the winner!
More on Casey Carlson.
Cute college girl of the day.
Britney Spears looks sexy again.
Top 25 American Idol contestants of all time.

Ashlee And Pete...CSI?

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According to EW.com Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are set to guest star
on an upcoming episode of CSI:NY. The show is airing March.18 and will
feature Pete and Ashlee as wannabe Bonnie and Clydes. I thought it was
pretty clever to use Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as themselves on How
I Met Your Mother and even Kim Kardashian pitched in but this idea as
Pete and Ashlee as actual actors is ridiculous. The only way this can turn
out to be cool is if Ashlee or Pete kill someone. Someone getting killed on
t.v. is always cool. Or better yet, they get killed. Kind of like when people
turned out in the thousands to see House Of Wax to see Paris Hilton get
killed. That I would like to watch.
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The first of many controversial American
Idol pics.
There goes Lindsay Lohan's career.
Lauren Budd is hotter than your
girlfriend.
Amy Poehler is getting a new show.
Barack Obama does Parade magazine.
Fergie is glamorous.
Steve Carrell bought a store?
Paris Hilton lost her camera. Nude
pics coming soon?
I love graffiti.


































Amanda Bynes has dumped her ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt and is officially
back on the market. I can not tell you how much I wanna fuck this gal. The 2
have been dating late last year but since none of her friends trusted him and
thought he was usuing her simply for her fame, she dumped his ass. Unfortun-
atley, Amanda is one of those top league chicks who knows just how hot they
are and will not date anyone who is "below" her. Which pretty much takes me
out of the picture. So far, this Reinhardt dude is one of my idols. He dated and
probably fucked Lauren Conrad and Amanda Bynes. He needs to write a tell
all. After this split he will probably be back with another hot chick and we will
see more of him in the tabloids. He is a baseball player by the way. No word
on what team he plays for, but he is apparently pretty good. Minor leaguers
don't fuck Lauren Conrad and Amanda Bynes. Even further good news about
Amanda, she never wants to marry! she said she would feel trapped by marriage
and wants to stay single or unwed for the foreseeable future. This girl keeps
getting better and better. I will fuck, I mean date, you Amanda. You can trust me.
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Amy Winehouse will steal your drink.
[ The Blemish ]

Victoria Beckham looks like a little
boy in her underwear ads.
[ Egotastic ]

Hayden Panettiere is young,dumb
and full of cum.
[ Fatback Media ]

Lisa Kudrow looks like an alien.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Ben Affleck carries the old baby.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Cute college girl of the day.
[ College Humor ]

Whitney Port gets the award for
nipple slip of the week.
[ Geno's World ]

Corey Haim has a new show.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

More trouble in paradise for
J-Lo and Skeletor.
[ popbytes ]

This Chick Is Smokin'

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I love American Idol and you will be hearing a lot about it here. Recently
a girl named Katrina Darrell showed up to audition for the show. Her singing
was terrible but Simon and Randy think with their dicks so she was sent
through. This may be this seasons Antonella Barba. At least I can HOPE that
a number of controversial pics of her will hit the internet. The guy to the
left of the photo is a blind guy who made it through to Hollywood. I doubt he
will win but I want to be watching the Simon criticizes a bling guy and then
sends his sorry ass home. Anyway, Katrina. Watch her. She is very easy on
the eyes and fairly easy on the dick. I will vote 20 times a night if I have to
to see her advance. I will update everyone on her voting numbers when they
are available.
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Hayden Panettiere is an idiot.
Kate Hudson has a great ass.
Howie Mandel is sick.
Only a moron would ditch
Vanessa Anne Hudgens to
get with Megan Fox.
Cute college girl of the day.
Glenn Close gets her Hollywood
star. Who is he again?
Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carey
have cyber sex.
J Love gets a restraining order.
New Kids On The Block are having
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Today Alison Sweeney gave birth to a baby girl. Whether or not it will look as
good as her is unknown. The only real reason I am posting this is because I
LOVE The Biggest Loser and I think Alison is pretty hot. Now that she has
lost that "thing" growing in her stomach she can get back to her old self again.
Even further good news, she didn't give it some sort of absurd name. In fact it
has a fairly normal name. Megan Hope Sanov. I am assuminng the boyfriend's
last name is Sanov. Or maybe it is her husband and she kept her maiden name.
Celebrities do this because they think even the slightest change in their name
would be catastrophic to their career. Celebrities. They're so zany!
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Jake and reese have a playdate.
Drew barrymore's hair looks like
shit.
A Whitney Port nipple slip!
A-Rod and Kate Hudson. Together?
Megan Fox wants bigger boobs.
Lady Gaga has a new song.
Golden Globe disasters.
Before they were famous:
Hugh Laurie
Justin Timberlake should hit
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In the March issue of Playboy Aubrey O'Day will be posing for the cover. Now
in the history of Playboy there has been a number of women who are on the
cover and not actually nude in the magazine itself. I am crossing my fingers
that this is not the case in this situation. Apparently she used to be a singer for
a band called Danity Kane or maybe it was a tv show. I am not sure but I don't
really care. This brings me to the point of this post. I am getting a subscription
to Playboy this month and I will start posting juicy photos and start a section
called "From The Back Pages Of Playboy" that show all the celebrity see throughs
and nipple slips and what not. So check back to see more celebrity skin and...
well that's it. More celebrity skin.
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Heidi Montag is a kung-fu ninja!
Amanda Bynes should be naked.
All the time.
Nicole Kidman thinks her new movie
sucks. She kinda sucks too.
Paris Hilton doesn't have any fans.
I fucking hate Brangelina.
Kate Hudson hates herself. In a
way.
Patrick Swayze is sick.
Before they were famous: Arnold
Schwarzeneggar.
Cute college girl of the day.

Dexter Got Married

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Dexter is a creepy show and this is kind of creepy news in and of itself.
Creepy but awesome. Just like the show. Dexter has moved up in my
favrite show rankings to the coveted #3 spot. Big Love,Curb Your
Enthusiasm and then Dexter. In the show he has a step sister which
he just married in real life. what is also cool is the age difference. 18
years! Michael C Hall is 37 and his new wife, Jennifer Carpenter is 29.
That means Hall is a full blown dirty old man and I wouldn't have it any
other way. Be sure to get Dexter season 3 which will be available on dvd
fairly soon. And you can buy Dexter season 1&2 on dvd right now! Check
it out.
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Jeremy Piven is lazy.
[ The Blemish ]

Mischa Barton is in a bikini.
[ Egotastic ]

Kate Hudson is not a lesbian
and therefore not cool.
[ Fatback Media ]

Jessica Alba has a new hairstyle.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

The wicked witch a.k.a. Sarah
Jessica Parker will be single
soon.
[ popbytes ]

A shittier name than Bronx
Mowgli.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Playmates discussing future
Playmates.
[ Geno's World ]

Debra Messing was the hottest
woman at the 2009 People's
Choice Awards.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Cute college girl of the day.
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Barbie and Ken are loved by many. But there is another side to the Mattel
empire. According to Page Six Jack Ryan, the creator of the doll was involved
in " full-blown seventies-style swinger activity." And in the new book Toy
Monster: The Big, Bad World Of Mattel the author Jerry Oppenheimer reveals
that Jack Ryan had a huge need for sex and was in fact addicted to it. And he
had " a manic need for sexual gratification." This looks like a killer book and I
am definately going to buy it. The people Barbie and Ken were named after were
the children of Ruth and Elliot Handler. Because of this Ken was teased his entire
life for having a doll named after him that didn't have any genitals. This eventually
led him to become an outsider and eventually a homosexual who died of aids before
his time.
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Leighton Meester is sleazy.
[ The Blemish ]

Bar Refaeli bikini pictures.
[ Egotastic ]

Jennifer Garner had a puppy.
[ Fatback Media ]

Before they were famous: Al
Pacino.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Call me when a woman is hanging
pantless from a ski lift.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Jessica Alba picks up some huevos.
What the fuck is a huevo?
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Amy Fisher has a new stripping
website.
[ Geno's World ]

A Maui sunset.
[ popbytes ]

Larry Flynt and Joe Francis want
a $5 billion porn bailout. Now THAT
is what I am talking about!
[ Daily Stab ]

Carmen Electra Is Kinky

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I like Carmen electra. I likey a lot. Even though she may be one of the most
shallo wpeopl ein Hollywood, she is still smokin' hot. Which is good because
her talent level is about 0. She admits to Contact Music that she likes to
frequent multiple sex shops and get all kinds of sex toys for her to use on
herself. Coat hangers are involved but she didn't specify how she uses them.
Pretty sexy. I could imagine being her boyfriend and sitting there late on a
Friday night and watching porno with Carmen Electra and having no one to
try out the new sexual moves on except Carmen Electra. Lucky guy. I think
I will kill him now.
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Lindsay Lohan is back on the market.
And she is right back off.
Lucy Pinder is topless again.
J Love and fiance are dunzo.
Priscilla Presley has a dog.
Lisa Marie Presley threw her hat
into the blogging ring.
Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway's
new movie is stupid.
Hilary Duff signs autographs.
Rupaul!
Tim Allen is reproducing.

Alyssa Milano Is Engaged

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Alyssa Milano is hot. Really hot. So it saddens me to bring you the news that she
just ot engaged. she is off the market. What's his name? David Bugliari. And yes he
is a total douche bag. What strikes me is the fact that they didn't announce the
engagement until today. And even then it wasn't an announcement. It was just
leaked by her rep. They actually got engaged Dec.18. I am not too worried about
her getting off the market. There are much bigger and cuter fish in the sea. I am
sure her fiance, who is fugly as hell, will get bored of her soon and will dump her
ass for a $200 an hour hooker who isn't afraid to let him do it up the butt. More
on Alyssa Milano anal sex later. I have to go find a hooker that has short finger-
nails so she doesn't scratch me too bad when I tie her to my bed posts.
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Britney Spears got hacked!
[ The Blemish ]

AnnaLynne McCord is in a bikini.
[ Egotastic ]

The National Enquirer is back on
popbytes!
[ popbytes ]

Ross The Intern is chillin' in
Hollywood.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Amanda Seyfried. Because she is
hot.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry
O'Connell welcome twins girls.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Verne Troyer is a stud.
[ Geno's World ]

Artie Lange will be back on
Howard Stern on Wednesday.
[ Daily Stab ]

Katie Holmes is bailing out New
York's economy.
[ Fatback Media ]





Tara Reid, Still In Rehab

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Tara Reid is many things but sober is not one of them. Well, not yet anyway.
According to Access Hollywood Tara Reid has in fact NOT checked out of rehab
which was reported on People.com last Saturday. The rehab she is in is called
Promises of Malibu Rehab Facility and it was the same rehab Britney Spears
and Lindsay Lohan both attended when they were battling alcoholism and
drug addiction. I don't think Tara is hooked on any drugs but when you see
her, anywhere, doing anything, she always has some form of booze in her hands
24/7. They may be able to make Tara Reid sober, but they can not do anything
for her burnt nipples and therefore will not make her hot anymore and there-
fore making this news rather boring.BUT after reaching some sort of palpable
level of sobriety she will probably start dating again. And if she makes a couple
of wished-upon bad choices, may make a sex tape. And even though Tara Reid
isn't the "cream of the crop" hot chick anymore, she could still make a pretty
damn good sex tape and that shit would sell. Especially to me.
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Kate Bosworth's nipples!
[ Egotastic ]

77 days until spring!
[ Fatback Media ]

Katy Perry is back on the market.
[ The Blemish ]

Gisele Bundchen and Kate Moss for
Versace.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Jesse Metcalfe tries to keep warm.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

George Clooney and Paris Hilton? I
don't think so.
[ Geno's World ]

Kate Winslet on Elle.
[ Daily Stab ]

Molly Ringwald to get more fat.
Seriously? She can get more fat?
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Cute college girl of the day.
[ College Humor ]

Kelly Clarkson Is Red

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Kelly Clarkson has gotten a lot hotter since the last time I saw her. In fact
I do not remember when it was that I saw her last. But one thing is safe to
say, she has improved. Here she is on the cover of her latest cd My Life Would
Suck Without You. I think she could have made the album cover 10 times
more hotter if that was a penis shaped lollipop she was enjoying. All I can say
is that she is not going to be this hot forever, so she better cash in and do a
spread for Playboy. I know she is only 23 or whatever, but I can see the old
person within in this picture. This cd also marks that she will listen more to
her producers and song writers as My December or whatever the fuck that
cd is called flopped. So we are FINALLY gonna hear some good tunes out
of the Clarkmeister. Do I have any criticisms about Kelly's new album cover?
Cleavage. We need some cleavage. Don't worry Kelly you can pay me back on
the red carpet.

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Kathy Griffin had a Happy New Year.
Celebrities have New Years resolutions.
Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures to start a
new year.
Gina Glocksen is tying the knot.
Queen Latifah got robbed.
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Spears Ties The Knot

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No not Britney Spears. Her much well unknown brother Bryan. He got
married yesterday to short term girlfriend Graciella Sanchez. I know what
a lot of people must be thinking, it's about damn time. Bryan is 31 and his
new wife is 36. Gross. Old people alert! The entire Spears crew was in
attendance for the ceremony, but the paparazzi were really there just to
see if Britney will let another upskirt slip up. This probably will be the first
and last thing we will hear about Bryan Spears because he is about the most
boring person on earth. Oh and if you're dying to see pics of the new girl,
don't hold your breath. There are not a lot out there and for good reason.
She is fugly as hell!
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