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Judge Judy was hospitalized the other day more than likely for going crazy but she did a little damage control and called Harvey Levin himself and let him know that she is ok and just "Needed to chill". I can't fucking stand Judge Judy on television. She is a bitch crossed with a cunt crossed with a rabid tazmanian devil. Anyway, she should be out and making people's lives hell again soon.

It is being reported that John Travolta will play notorious mobster John Gotti in a flick about...gangsters. I never liked mob movies or gangster movies or anything that glamorizes violence but I am sure the movie will do great and Travolta will be a much more engaging character than that douchebag Gotti ever did in real life.

Prince William is probably doing the smartest thing many, many men had thought of before him. He is being open and honest about not wanting to wear a wedding band. Kate Middleton, or Princess Kate soon, will still wear a pure gold wedding band but not William. This means he can go to whatever high society event in the world and say, "Oh yea. That whole Kate Middleton thing? It's over. LET'S BONE!"

Britney Spears is getting sued by her former business partner for a fragrance that Britney is supposed to promote etc. Britney is like the busiest chick in the world. What is she supposed to do? In the middle of a Jay Leno interview about her career, "Hey go buy this crappy perfume. It'll make your farts smell like flowers!" Anyway, Femme Fatale is doing great on iTunes and a lot of people are giving high marks to the album. I like Britney's older stuff but her music will probably always be her highest priority so it will always be good. Even a higher priority than, dun dun dun, her kids.

Jenelle Evans got into a fight with some chick that more than likely attacked her cause she wanted some publicity but it is being reported that Brittany Maggard sold the fight tape for $45k! If this is all you have to do to put some serious cash in your pocket, then I seriously need to start decking every teen chick I see that may or may not have a child.

Katie Holmes was interviewed the other day and someone asked the question that is the 800 lb. gorilla in the room. She was asked about the penis gummies Suri was chowing down on the other day. She says she had no idea what kind of gummies they were and then realized it later. I am sure Katie was goin' on her third or fourth scientology labotomy for that week so you can not really blame for not being all there.

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes made a rare public appearance (they are homebodies now that Tom is a scientologist) at The Kennedys premiere the other night. I am not sure why this movie hasn't gotten more press but I guess, regardless of how hot Katie is, people think she is some slave to scientology. I have already said scientology twice in this post and will probably end up saying it again. Scientology...scientology....scientology....not bored yet? SCIENTOLOGY! I get on your nerves don't I?

Denise Richards has increased the security at home home for her and her two daughters in fear that Charlie Sheen will trespass and either attack them or try to take her kids. Charlie is a fucking nut. #Winning lasted for about a week and now people just feel sorry for him cause his life is going nowhere. I feel sorry for him at least. Denise however, is hotter than ever and should be back to filming for either tv or movies pretty soon. I hope.

The D.A. in California has decided not to persue assault charges in the Lindsay Lohan Betty Ford battery case. They are saying there is "insufficient evidence". Of course the chick who got assaulted by LiLo (and I do believe she did it) immediately went to the press and sold her story and that is why there will be no criminal case more than likely. Anyway, LiLo should enjoy her freedom while she can because she will probably be going away for a long time. I will be on your side in this Lindsay. But the clock is ticking. #TeamLindsay!

I am not sure what Enrique Inglesias is thinking but I am thinking the good idea fairy, e.g. one of his friends, said that it was a bad idea to go on the Britney Spears tour because he would be better off relaunching his career all on his own. From what I heard, Britney tickets are going from in between $96 and $400. So if Enrique went on this tour, he would have made a KILLING but for some reason he pulled out. I always dug Enrique's music so hopefully he is not touring to record a new album. He makes better music than Britney anyway.

Chris Brown performed on Dancing With The Stars last night and for some odd reason, he didn't get booed. He should've, but didn't. This dude is a fucking child with no respect for his fans. He just wants to put out crappy album after crappy album and expect to get a paycheck from it. I don't think he is sorry for beating up Rihanna and I think he should be in a prison somewhere get violated anally for being a little cunt. That is all.

Kevin Federline managed to get his girlfriend Victoria Prince pregnant and this will make baby #5 for K Fed. Of course he can not marry her because he is collecting $22k in alimony from Brit Brit and if he ties the knot, that money goes bye bye. I seriously doubt he will ever marry this chick but that doesn't mean they can not raise a family together.

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OK so maybe the title is a little misdirecting. I will not be going out to get Britney Spears' new album Femme Fatale and I will probably not even download it from my iTunes store but Entertainment Weekly is saying, "The album is a ballad-free, treadmill-ready playlist of tireless dance beats and top-shelf production." I like the sound of that.Head over to PopEater and listen to the 5 Britney songs you probably don't know. Including a great one from In The Zone. ( My fav Brit record).

Matthew Knowles, Beyonce's dad says that the split between him and his daughter in the music world was a mutual decision. He has his hands full with gospel bands and is devoting all his time to making their careers more visible in the public eye. He probably just woke up one morning and realized that Beyonce and her music career is a well oiled machine and that there is nothing he could possibly do to improve her career. I always disliked Beyonce so I would like to see her crash and burn more than anyone but if that does happen, it won't happen cause of her dad.

Mila Kunis who starred alongside Natalie Portman in the hit movie Black Swan is coming to Natalie's rescue while the press are claiming Natalie didn't do any of the dancing in the movie. I have not seen the movie so I am not sure what dancing they are talking about but I know Natalie was in a thong and bending over to jump into a pool of water so I could care less about the dancing. If you want to see Natalie's "dancing" skills, go watch Closer. She is good in that too.

Mad Med who is loved by so many friends of mine will not have new episodes coming out until 2012. This is sad news I guess but since I don't watch tv and would definitely not watch Mad Men, I could care less. The whole thing just reminds me of the movie Good Night, And Good Luck. I think the show is in black and white too. WTF? Fuck that.

Everyone who is keeping track of the tabloids and the tabloid based leaked celebrity nude pictures knows that Christina Aguilera had some pics hacked but they were rather dull. Now a story is developing claiming someone or a group of people are trying to sell photos found on a memory card left behind at a French hotel. The pics are allegedly from Nicole Richie's bachelorette party and the pics are even racier than the ones that have already been leaked. I will keep my eye on this story and even though I do not post pics of such on this blog, I will link to them when they are leaked.

Rob Lowe was interviewed in Vanity Fair and he talked about his early years as an actor and no doubtedly about his time in the Brat Pack. Rather he be an actor in his twenties or an actors in his (40's? 50 ish?) he is still a stud. I am a straight guy but I can tell when another male is good looking and this dude is like hunk of the year. I am sure he has been on People's Sexiest Men Alive list like 18 billion times. Anyway, pick up the latest issue if you like guys with their shirt off.

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It seems that these old fuckers in Hollywood that are worth close to $1 billion and used to look good in their heyday are good at pullin' in grade A pieces of tail. Sean Penn is the latest example but getting to have his way with Scarlett Johansson. They showed up as a couple at Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth's wedding. I heard that bringing your girlfriend to a wedding is a total party foul unless you plan to marry her. I hope that doesn't happen.

Jenelle Evans star of Teen Mom 2 was arrested last night for the assault on a girl that has been making the tabloid rounds recently cause people like to see that brutal, bullying shit. I didn't watch the video and could give a fuck less about the show. I have a feeling that MTV doesn't promote the good, law abiding mothers that look forward to a weekly trip to Wal-Mart with their kids. I have a feeling that they like to record mothers who are reasonably good looking and have an attitude problems with penchants for alcohol and nightclubbing. Basically, Jersey Shore with out the muscle, abs or availability. They are teen moms. BORING.

Michael Lohan apparently beat the shit out of his ex-girlfriend and now she has a restraining order against him (probably not his first) saying that he is a national danger. In related news, Lindsay, Ali and Dina are going to drop Lohan from their name and just go by their first. I think Michael should counter and drop his first name and just go by Lohan. That way they can all be little one name losers as they make their trips across Calaifornia when they visit LiLo in prison.

Mariah Carey had contractions over the weekend which would make her twins two weeks early but she went to the hospital and got the ok from the doctor to go home. She freaked everyone out when she said that she was going to the hospital on Twitter but Mariah Carey loves to read both positive and negative press about herself so she was in no hurry to reassure her fans.

Reese Witherspoon married her very lucky husband Jim Toth this weekend and it was pretty uneventful. Reese Witherspoon has always been pretty practical and not one of these bubble gum princess types of celebrities so more than likely the just had a small ceremony that wasn't very expensive. Next thing you know, Reese will be preggers and ruin her body. I am sure she still suffers from the biological clock syndrome I have talked about on this blog before.

Some douchebag in Hollyweood who probably spends most of his time organizing his comic collection autobiographically and still wets his bed, soiling his superhero under occassionally thought that it would be a great idea to resurrect Superman. I never liked super heroes and Superman is the super hero to end all superheroes so obviously I do not like him. The only good thing about this remake is that Amy Adams will play Lois Lane. I like Amy and thinks she is real hot so he is the oasis in the nerd desert.

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Billy ray Cyrus who blamed Disney for ruining his family is now saying he "loves" Disney. More than likely he knows that Disney made his ass a multimillionaire and his daughter a damn near billionaire. Billy is back with his hick wife Tish and things are getting better for the Cyrus family and that is why he is recanting his statements. Not sure what Miley's next step is, but you can be sure of one thing, it will be slutty.

Jessica Biel who just split with Justin Timberlake for not possessing a penis has her eyes set on former Jennifer Aniston fling Gerard Butler. If I had my way with Jennifer Aniston then I would be looking for nothing but 24 karat pieces of ass. In fact, it would be too hard to try to top Aniston so more than likely I would just stick with her.

Hayden Christensen is too busy trying to convince his family that is not gay and not spending enough time having sex with Rachel Bilson to maintain the relationship. Is this dude in anything besides Shattered Glass? Lemme know in the comments below. Anyway, Rachel Bilson or as I like to call her the ugly Selena Gomez is back on the market and I am sure that makes a lot of guys happy. Including me cause just because she is uglier than Selena Gomez, doesn't mean that she is not smokin' hot. Cause she is.

OK I will make this brief as I do not want to give Rebecca Black anymore attention than she is already getting. It is bad enough that her song "Friday" is getting more views on YouTube than a lot of other viral vids but now she is on Leno and is getting record deals left and right. The song is super annoying and for some reason Lady Gaga likes the song. Of course Lady Gaga should look to a tabloid target to cling to ( but she is already butt buddies with Perez Hilton so she will not have to try very hard to stay relevant) cause her most recent song is adored by gays but is falling flat with everyone else. The song is a knock off of 80's pop and just flat sucks.

Crystal Harris who is engaged to Playboy CEO and editor-in-chief Hugh Hefner was caught holding hands with a young man in L.A. and the man is no other than Dr.Phil's son! She is good looking, not as good looking as most of the girls who grace the pages of Playboy but good looking nonetheless. I don't blame her for wanting to get laid by a guy who can actually get it up without viagra but I would assume that the relationship between her and Hugh is over.

Lindsay Lohan has officially rejected the plea deal that would have landed her in jail for a little over two weeks and instead has chosen to go to trial for grand theft and will more than likely be locked up for a probation violation while she awaits the trial. Of course there is still a mystery surrounding whether or not she will be charged with violating probation for drinking alcohol laced tea but I am sure that subject will come up at her next court date. If she is found guilty of grand theft (and they have her on video commiting the crime) then she will be thrown in the pokey for over a year. Even an unintentional crime is still a crime. I am still on #TeamLindsay but I am thinking this will turn out badly for her. I like the chick but I think a break from Lindsay Lohan in the tabloids would do some people some good.

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Michael Lohan was arrested the other day for domestic violence against his now ex girlfriend Kate Major and now he is talking to Radar (against Lindsay's wishes) and telling them that he plans to press charges against Kate Major. I am sure the judge will look at Michael's criminal record and LOL that he wants Kate to go to jail and I am sure that when this goes to court, Michael will be the one locked up. Not Kate. I have never been in a domestic violence dispute but I know from guys I have met over the years that when it is a mael vs. a female in a domestic violence case, the male always goes to jail for the incident. It is just the way the ball bounces.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are doing a magazine spread for Vogue to promote anorexia or some shit and they look scarier than ever. I remember when the tabloids used to follow these chicks around and talk about how their outfits were changing the fashion world as we knew it. I am sure in this magazine spread they were wearing $400 pairs of jeans and posing provacativly but not enough to show off a little but or cleavage, if they have any. No these two girls are goodie goodie and we will never see them naked or pose in a sexual manner. Losers.

Chris Brown is one lucky motherfucker. OK well not really but ABC is claiming they are not going to press charges against Chris Brown who is on felony probation for breaking a glass window at their Good Morning America studio. Chris brown is a fucking child and when things don't go exactly his way, he throws a fit and either people or property get hurt. I am not a fan of Chris Brown in any sense and think that he deserves to go to jail or prison for a long time to think about his fucked up life.

Elizabeth Taylor who was obsessed with diamonds and perfume has passed away at the age of 79. I only remember her as that weird friend Michael Jackson had but I am sure she did other things as well. 79 is a looong life so I think it is best for her family, if she has any, to remember the good times and not focus on the bad. RIP.

Brad Womack who starred on last season of The Bachelor called 9-1-1 when he saw a man suffering from a panic attack. That is not why he is a hero though. He is a hero because he had a shitload of hotties with bodies throwing themselves at his handsome self on national tv. I am sure there are a shitload of women out there that would step over their dead grandmother's body to get into bed with him. He is like an adult Justin Bieber. I would trade shoes with him any day of the week.

Bam Margera was partyin' in Texas yesterday and while he was there he got into it with a girl and he got knocked the fuck out. By a girl! LOL. I dig Bam because Kat Von D likes him but if it wasn't for that, I could give a fuck less about his existence on this earth. Hopefully he will recover and get back to getting tattoos soon.

It seems that there has been a shitload of drama going on with the Cyrus family these days and Billy Ray Cyrus was saying that the show Hanna Montana (that made him millions) screwed everything up. Anyway, Billy and Mama Cyrus Tish have mended fences and they are not getting divorced after all. And Miley? She still sucks.

Kate Walsh who stars on the hit tv show Private Practice (which sucks) says she regrets not having any children. I do not understand wtf is up with women and their damn biological clock and why they all feel like they need to be a parent in order to justify their life. She is beautiful, rich and famous. That should seriously be enough.

Holly Madison has split from some loser she met on Twitter blah, blah. I could care less about her love life unless it includes me. I am pretty sure I have a shot at bangin' Holly. I have already seen her naked. That counts for something right? I am sure that if she saw me naked she would run away screaming but that doesn't mean she would be opposed to being the mother of my children.

I am sure not a lot of you have heard of Bruce Vilanch and I didn't know if him either until I saw his face in this article and remembered him being some snobby film critic as if he had some experience behind the camera. I am sure the camera hates this guy. That is seriously the biggest chin I have ever seen and if he doesn't die in a diabetic coma, it will be a miracle to humanity. Anyway, he dissed James Franco on his performance hosting the Oscars and this is no big surprise. 2-year-old's know Franco bombed.

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It seems that more than just a handful of celebrities are getting their e-mail and cell phones hacked for the purposes of exposing nude pics to share with the big, beautiful world. All this bullshit started with Vanessa Hudgens that didn't want her nude pics leaked (but did anyway) because she is too embarassed to admit that she has never owned a razor. Hey, some dudes are in to that shit. Like Zac Efron that likes to pretend he is banging a dude. Now Natalie POrtman, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba and Miley Cyrus are said to have nude pics of them in posession of this hacker and that you can expect for their nudes to leak anytime soon. Of course the FBI is closing in on whatever group is doing this so the hacker(s) better get off their ass and leak these pics already so I can save them to my comp permanently.

Is there something in the air in Hollywood where all the hot celebrities date ancient mole hills? You have Ashton and Demi which will never end. You have Bradley Cooper banging Renee Zellweger (used to). And now Scarlett Johansson is all over Sean Penn's balls. This shit is gross. Just go to a club and find a new boy toy every night and fuck the shit out of them in your presidential suite like so many other female celebrities have done over the years. I don't like this "old person" trend at all.