Holly Madison has split from some loser she met on Twitter blah, blah. I could care less about her love life unless it includes me. I am pretty sure I have a shot at bangin' Holly. I have already seen her naked. That counts for something right? I am sure that if she saw me naked she would run away screaming but that doesn't mean she would be opposed to being the mother of my children.
Holly Madison has split from some loser she met on Twitter blah, blah. I could care less about her love life unless it includes me. I am pretty sure I have a shot at bangin' Holly. I have already seen her naked. That counts for something right? I am sure that if she saw me naked she would run away screaming but that doesn't mean she would be opposed to being the mother of my children.

