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Holly Madison has split from some loser she met on Twitter blah, blah. I could care less about her love life unless it includes me. I am pretty sure I have a shot at bangin' Holly. I have already seen her naked. That counts for something right? I am sure that if she saw me naked she would run away screaming but that doesn't mean she would be opposed to being the mother of my children.