Celebrity News

Beyonce likes to pick her ass.
[ The Blemish ]

Paris Hilton is a rich little slut.
[ Fatback Media ]

Stephanie Seymour is back in a
bikini.
[ Egotastic ]

Cute college girl of the day.
[ College Humor ]

Paris Hilton is making a lot of
money to host an Australian
New Years eve party.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Madonna had the best tour of
2008.
[ Daily Stab ]

LiLo vs. Mike Lohan in the
blogosphere.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Marisa Tomei is nude in The
Wrestler.
[ Geno's World ]

Poker Face is video of the year.
[ popbytes ]

Mat Dillon was arrested last night after being caught by Vermont police
for going 106 mph. My first question is, what the hell was Matt Dillon
doing in Vermont? He wasn't even driving a fast car. He was driving a
rented 2009 Chevy Impala. He can afford to rent a nicer car than that.
It says on this local news site that Dillon isn't only an actor but a director
but since I am just now finding this out on a Vermont website, I am assum-
ing he isn't a very good one. He has to be back in court January 21. I am
guessing he will get off with a slap on the wrist but what he deserves is
a punch to the head.
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It doesn’t seem that long ago since 'America's Next Top Model' or ANTM as it’s sometimes known, first hit the airways back in May of 2003. It has provided not only opportunities for aspiring models, but lots of drama and tearful makeovers. General audiences and fans alike just can’t seem to get enough of this show. ANTM is the ultimate reality contest where beauty is judged by the world’s standards, yet somehow Tyra Banks has made sure her cast of hopefuls always includes a diverse bunch of beautiful and unique women. There have been seasons with full figured potential models and even a transgender. This show has completely turned the face of American beauty upside down. Just read the reviews about the show online, with charter internet.

For those who watch the show from one week to the next and even old reruns on MTV and VH1 the stories that unravel are just unreal and certainly unpredictable. The fan base includes people of all ages, backgrounds and nationalities. And I’d also say a high female population in comparison, although men may take a peek depending on what they’re looking for. ANTM has a little something for everyone, beautiful women, handsome men, along with outrageous challenges and tests. You even get a fight or two, well at least some gossiping or just down right mean talk during judging, in the house, or wherever the contestants may be. The entire judging crew is the heart of the show as their personalities never disappoint.

Fans have grown to love the wild antics of Miss J Alexander and only wish to have a “to die for” runway walk like his. Jay Manuel is also a fan favorite as he always so perfectly coiffed including his arched eyebrows and hair to match. Of course, you can’t talk about them without thinking of Miss Tyra. She is just so fabulous with her varying outfits and chic hairstyles. She’s also a great role model for today’s young woman. And Nigel Barker, who wouldn’t want to hold the perfect pose so this handsome photographer could capture every moment through his photo lens. Fans alike just can’t get enough of this spectacular team of fabulousness. It’s hard to tell what keeps charter cable television viewers coming back for more the judges or the contestants. One thing is for sure there are many events that have taken place that fans and viewers alike will never forget. Some still cause a hush or gasp throughout the room even if it’s a rerun.

Remember when Tyra just totally went off on one young lady because of how she was acting as she left the stage. Miss Tyra did not appreciate her behavior and told her how ungrateful she was. Or what about the girl who fainted and fell flat on her back with her eyes wide open. It was the strangest thing, like something in a horror movie or something, yet the cameras kept rolling. Ratings, ratings, ratings! Thank God for the weave! I’m thinking the cushioning is what saved her. Another memorable moment, there were only two contestants remaining and they were doing a fashion show in China. There were dancers on stilts alongside the runway dancing as the models did their thing. Unfortunately one of the models somehow got tangled with one of the dancers on the runway and caused the dancer to fall. It was terrible and funny all at the same time because this girl just knew she had the competition. This show is a top ten on the list of many favorite television shows. It definitely has many seasons ahead, we hope.

The Dallas Cowboys aren't exactly having a flawless season this season and
it isn't going to get any better. In fact their quarterback-in-cheif is going to
be out for a minimum of a few games because of a slip and fall in the shower.
And who is to blame? Who else? Jessica Simpson. Because I know what Romo
was doing in the shower when he slipped. He was masterbating because he is
not getting laid from Jessica Simpson. If Jessica would just give up her coochie
a little bit more, Tony Romo might have a shot at the Superbowl. When he was
asked by local papers what happened to him, he blushingly said, " Um, you know,
I was just a little banged up, I guess." For shame Romo. Don't you know master-
bation makes you go blind?
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Paris Hilton likes snow just like everybody else. She has a lot of money so she
could jetset to Aspen and go skiing or go to Greenland where they are covered
with ice 24/7. But no. She decided to get tons of snow transfered from God knows
where and blown into her lawn at the Los Angeles home. Afterwards she went
sledding or made snow angels or some shit. I don't know why she did this other
than she is a nut and is pretty much used to getting almost anything she wants.
I am sure anyone unlucky enough to share a sled with her will wake up with a
few bumps on their pee-pee and a strange rash that will not go away on their
hoo-hoo.
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I’m amazed that Beverly Hills 90210 is still running after all of these years. I grew up with this group and was the same age as them and even graduated right along with them. I felt so connected to the gang and longed to be in Beverly Hills attending West Beverly Hills High School. Unfortunately, this gang of friends was all fantasy including their high school. Didn’t Brandon and Brenda have great parents? It’s a shame they seemed to be the only stable family in town. When this show first aired it totally changed how Gen Xers viewed high school. You wanted to be apart of the popular crowd and wear cools clothes hang out at the local soda shop (whether there was one in town or not), and host house parties. It’s interesting how such stereotypical characters have lasted for so long and a new group of youngsters can get to know the friends many have known and loved. This was before everyone watched tv on Comcast internet!

Brenda and Brandon, America’s favored fraternal twins from the cold state of Minneapolis relocate with their Mom and Dad, Mr. and Mrs. Walsh to Beverly Hills. They start West Beverly High School and the fun begins. This family is the core of the show bringing strong messages and family traditions to a group that was very non-traditional. The Walsh’s seemed to work very well together as a family, so it didn’t make sense towards the end of the shows run for them to leave town and the house for Brandon and Brenda to manage.

Then you have Dillon, the troubled soul, yet every girl’s fantasy. He drove an awesome sports car and was the bad boy of the school. Yet, innocent Brenda was struck by his charms. For years we watched these two date, not date, date, not date. It was a never ending teenage relationship. Looking back, I’m not so sure that was the best message for such influential teens.

How about Kelly, Brenda’s BFF that is until Dillon began showing interest? It seemed odd for her to be okay with them dating even after some time had passed. It just didn’t make sense. In most friendship circles, the circle of trust would be cut for life. This chick seemed to be free to do what ever she wanted. Where were her parents most of the time? Where Dillon was the hunk, she was the fox. The boys loved some Kelly and she seemed to be the commonality in the love triangles. From Dillon-Brenda-Kelly to Dillon-Brandon-Kelly the drama continued and everyone stayed tune to see who would when out. In the end Brandon and Kelly make a lasting commitment and they eventually get married.

In addition to the love triangle, there was Donna and David, the sweet couple of the bunch. Donna’s character was popular among fans because she was the virgin of West Beverly. I think everyone tuned in to watch the night David and Donna took their relationship to the next level. Is America sick or what? If only we could now have young girls looking up to virgins that would be great. Instead we go through the drama and of course sex sells. Beverly Hills 90210 is a cult favorite that can still be found on cable networks, DVD, and Comcast high speed internet.

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen make quite the power couple. If I am not
mistaken, Brady has a couple kids with another girl, but that won't get in the
way when debating rather or not to marry a super model. At least it wouldn't
get in my way. Brady popped the Q when they were 30,000 feet in the air
on a private jet. She said yes, but probably because she didn't want to have
an uncormfortable flight the rest of the way to Boston. So mark your calendars
fellas. Gisele is off the market. Now that I can't fantasize about Gisele anymore
my new supermodel mega crush will be on Heidi Klum.
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So let's see. What Christmas miracles are being reported in the tabloids
today? The answer, 0. OK so it is not totally dead, it just seems that way
because everyone is too busy opening presents and gording themselves
on their Christmas day breakfast. Lohan claims her father cheated on her
mother which is true because he has a child to prove it. Eva LaRue is
getting married and Lance Armstrong is having another kid even though
he has one testicle. More sexy news to come tomorrow. Until then, big love.

It is being reported from TMZ that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson
got into a fairly big fight the other night and that is why Samantha had to
be hospitalized. I don't understand the link between being sent to the hospital
and an argument with your lover, but things are different in Hollywood. It
seems as that late at night, or actually early in the morning on Sunday the 21st
the two were heard by neighbors screaming at each other and "breaking things."
Afterwards, Samantha was heard saying, "If you're going to break things get out
of my house." Which brings one question to mind, why the fuck is Lindsay living
with Samantha? Doesn't she have her own money and hence her own place? A
much nicer place? Either way, the two have since made up and were spotted
Christmas shopping, ok well not really but all shopping you do at the end of
Dec. is considered Christmas shopping, and having a jolly old time. In the video
you see Sam and Lindsay pretty much just chillin' out and relaxing. And of
course Lohan was seen smoking a cigarette. I don't know why I find that sexy.
Maybe because I am a smoker and want to find a girlfriend who is into the same
things I am into.
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So she is going topless too.
[ Egotastic ]

DJ AM is suing.
[ The Blemish ]

Danielle Lloyd. Because she's hot.
[ Fatback Media ]

Ashlee Simpson is blonde again. Thank
God!
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Papa Spears got a raise.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Whopper cologne. Makes B.O. smell
like perfume.
[ Daily Stab ]

Kelly Clarkson has a new single.
[ Geno's World ]

Best and worst celebrity beach bodies.
[ popbytes ]

Christmas look-a-likes.
[ City Rag ]

These days reality has taken over real and reality competition has changed the face of “game shows”. You can find a HUGE variety of competitive shows from dancing to singing and cooking to designing, television networks have it all on Time Warner Cable. One competitive show that most stands out and is among the list of most watched television shows is ‘Project Runway’. If you haven’t seen this one yet, you have no idea what you’re missing. Whether you like fashion or know the most popular designers this show will have you hooked. You’ll become proud to see your soon to be favorite designers as they launch their careers with ‘Project Runway’. Designers making it big as a result of this show include Michael Knight, Christian Siriano, and Jeffrey Sebelia just to name a few. You may not always agree with the judges, but you’ll definitely feel connected to the designers and their fashions.

The show is hosted by Heidi Klum, a model and fashionista. Taking a cue from Tyra, she has created her on niche among television viewers. The regular judges include Michael Kors and Nina Garcia, along with a guest judge who varies but has included Brooke Shields, LL Cool J, and ?. The aspiring designers come from all over hoping to see their dreams realized as they are given various challenges. The most outlandish have been creating outfits from car parts, live flowers, and candy wrappers. As a viewer, I’m intrigued by how creative the designers can be when coming up with these outfits. Korto from Season 5, created the sharpest dress coat from seatbelts. Who knew that was possible? Another designer, Jillian from Season 4, created the cutest outfit from Twizzlers, yes and I do me Twizzlers the candy. It was so cute you could just eat it!

This show almost makes you want to draw or design something, however if that’s not your forte its best to leave it to the professionals. Well, at least the semi-professionals. The strangest thing is at the end when the designer who was the most disappointing of the week must leave the stage shamelessly has they kiss Heidi goodbye and salute farewell to the other judges. While they’re hugging and maybe crying with the other contestants, Tim Gunn shows up to basically kick them out. He says it nicely; however how nice can you possibly say it’s time to collect your belongings and go. If I were a contestant, I’m not so sure I’d waste my time with all the farewells. I’d rather meet Tim in the workroom as I gathered my belongings.

This show has had some recent troubles and may possibly be switching networks. They’re currently on Bravo! However the talk has been they will be heading to Lifetime. Either way, wherever they land, the legion of ‘Project Runway’ fans is sure to follow, and you can find the right network with Time Warner Cable Offers. We look forward to the next outlandish challenge, the next diva, and the next crier of the group. In the meantime, its fun watching the old episodes and seeing how hard a time the judge gives everyone including the eventual winner.

Paris Hilton is very thick headed. But she thinks she knows who broke into
her home a few days ago. She said after checking her surveillance tapes, she
has surveillance tapes? That she may know who the burglar was. She told
E, "I think whoever did this, definately has been there before. We have some
suspects that we are thinking of." Ooh. Paris the detective sleuth. Maybe she
should try out for a role on CSI. and who is this "we" she is talking about? Her
and her current one night stand? Her and Benji? Her and Nikki Hiton? I think
what sh meant to say was I. I have some suspects that I'm thinking of. Because
if Paris Hilton is anything, she is alone. Alone and by herself in this cold world.
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Here she is. In the flesh. Topless in St.Lucia. I debated on rather or not to
post these pictures. But I decided people would like to come to this site
not only for the latest sexy celebrity nude shots, but might enjoy a freak
show as well. Most of the people, a.k.a. Brits who took these pictures are
saying that they are great. Not because it is Amy Winehouse topless but
because they think that Amy has gained a little weight. Which is a sure
sign that Amy has given up drugs. When the reporter wrote that, the
editor gave hima stern look and smacked him in the face. Coming to his
senses he shook his head and said, " right,right it's Amy Winehouse."
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Watching ‘The Office’ causes me to want to jump up and rejoice because those awful 9-to-5 days are over. Just seeing the gray cubicles and the pseudo-decorations in them makes me almost breakout into hives. That is of course until I realize my new reality no longer includes answering unwanted calls and catering to a boss you can barely stand much less tolerate. ‘The Office’ captures the essence of what it’s like when you’re working for the money instead of working for the pleasure, the passion, or the fun of it. These 9-to-5ers are sticking it out at Dunder Mifflin Paper Supply because they need their jobs. They’re dealing with a goofy boss who thinks he’s “oh so cool” only because no one has told him otherwise. I mean, who goes out and buys their own ‘Greatest Boss’ mug? I know, I know, Michael is just playing the manager on television, but I have a funny suspicion there’s a boss somewhere lurking the halls and peeping around cubicles at B Company somewhere who acts just like him. A boss making sure no one is making phone calls, probably with Comcast phone service.

Oh yes, this character is surely based on someone’s boss. I watch this show in remembrance of an old corporate life filled with dislike and un-pleasantries from one day to the next. Sunday evenings were the worst because Monday was just around the corner. Unlike before, I can kickback and enjoy my work days. They may start well before 9 and end well after 5 however there’s no nosy receptionist, no nutty boss, and no thoughtless co-workers to encounter. Life is grand! And I’d much rather watch ‘The Office’ of zany characters than be one of them. This group of misfits is typical of many corporate offices. I’ve had the not so pleasurable experience of being apart of them, but it definitely makes for great comedy. Great comedy you can watch on television with Comcast deals.

You may remember the movie, ‘Office Space’? Well ‘The Office’ is a fond reminder of why fans love ‘Office Space’ the movie so much. Most people dislike their jobs or are faking that they like their jobs to ensure they keep those jobs. So shows like ‘The Office’ are quite funny no matter how you spin them because we can all relate to the wacky boss, overly nice, yet nosy receptionist, the weird guy in the corner everyone is nice to (just in case), and that co-worker that talks oh so loud on the phone. This is comedy at its best presented in a very non-traditional manner. I like how the scenes are shot so it appears real versus like a traditional sitcom. It amazes me there are actually real people walking around acting like this cast of characters. I’d be interesting to have a hidden camera in every office in America and see how people really feel about their boss and co-workers; until then, its back to the cubes for some and on with those sluggish days. And for those of us fortunately enough to control our own work days, we have ‘The Office’ to keep us sane and remind us of the way things used to be and how much corporate has probably not changed.

I never really liked Jeremy Piven. He has an inferiority complex and that
makes me stand-offish. He did star in one movie that is probably one of my
favorite movies of all time. Stag. It was a made for tv HBO film that was re-
leased in 1997 I think. Since then he plays a dorky publicist or manager or
whatever the fuck he is on Entourage. So I am not a fan. Just recently he
fell sick and had to be pulled out of a Broadway play. He was having symptoms
of chronic fatigue. When he went to the doctor he found out that it was because
of a toxin poisoning from eating too much sushi. This would be more funny if
he wasn't in such a critical condition. What the hell? It is still funny. He will
be back being the dumbass he is on wether Broadway or Entourage or
maybe the big screen. I could say that I will be watching for him, but I would
be lying.
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Paris Hilton is single and apparently done with Benji Madden. But why then
was she photographed with her former squeeze at the D&G boutique opening
last night? Is it because Paris Hilton is obsessed with name brand things? That
is one possibility. Or is it that she is so lonely now that she will more than likely
appear at whatever party Benji is at just to seem like she is back to her old self
and is simply attending clubs and parties as she usually would? I am thinking
the latter. There's nothing I want more than to see Paris back in her true form
to falling down drunk in front of the paparazzi at 3 in the morning and getting
her picture taken at every coffee run she makes during the day. Not to mention
the AWESOME upskirt pics that we used to get on a weekly basis. Paris will be
back, and when she is, she will be greeted with open arms here.

These days Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are inseperable from each
other. Just this past weekend when Samantha Ronson was scheduled to DJ a
party at Karu & Y in Miami, LiLo flew in for the event. Apparently they went
from Karu & Y back to their hotel and then left to go back to L.A. at 5:30 the
next morning. Busy little buggers aren't they? This certainly wasn't the first
and most definately won't be the last time the two hit up south Florida. On
New Years Eve they are scheduled to dj/make out at Mansion in Miami.
everyone knows the big party will be down under in Australia with Paris
Hilton which already has a pretty impressive guest list, but the party with
the most famous lesbos in the world should be a blast too.
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Yikes! I know that Nicole Richie doesn't have much of a career. Actually it is
quite baffling that she has any money at all. I mean what exactly does she do?
At least Paris Hilton goes out clubbing and makes endorsements from night
clubs to host parties and does Carl Jr. commercials and all that shit. But Nicole
doesn't really do anything. I guess she just sponges off her boyfriend Joel
Madden. But his career is all but in the shitter as well. She has decided to
follow in her best friends footsteps and release a solo record. However, as
benine as an experience as this might seem, she has done her homework and
enlisted Rihanna to record with her. If Nicole thinks she will get on the Bill-
board charts, well that is just delusional. Rihanna is not the only person helping
Nicole, she has also enlisted the help of Kelly Osbourne. Yea. I don't really see
what Kelly will bring to the table other than the experience of how a regular
person can go from obscurity to a hit reality t.v. show into music and then
back into obscurity again. In this case, Nicole is spot on and hired the best
person for the job. Congrats Nicole! She is so sly.
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Sexy. All kinds of sexy. I want Jennifer Aniston to pose nude in Playboy more than
anything else but I will settle for this in the meantime. Now don't go out and buy
this issue of GQ. You have all the money shots right here. She won't get anymore
naked in the pages and her interview will be the same old boring crap you can
always expect to spill from Aniston's mouth. Trust me. So far we have seen Jennifer
Aniston's ass, a very blurry one, but we saw it. And we also saw her tits from the
movie The Breakup. Now we weren't supposed to see her tits but those pictures
leaked and we saw them. Very nice. Now we are missing the third puzzle piece.
The poontang. Eventually time will run out and she will be exiting a car or going
out to a club or a restaurant and BOOM we will get an upskirt money shot. When
that happens, it will be posted here, but until then, enjoy jacking off to semi nude
pics of a 40 year old.
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And I have a boner.
[ Egotastic ]

Jessica Biel is a stripper.
[ Fatback Media ]

Mark Ruffalo's brother died playing
russian roulette.
[ The Blemish ]

Paris Hilton. Because I miss her.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Brian Johnson is in Beverly Hills!
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Khloe Kardashian bares all for PETA.
[ Daily Stab ]

Lady Gaga. I don't know who she is but
she's hot.
[ popbytes ]

Paula Abdul is pissed off again. Probably
drunk.
[ Geno's World ]

Badass NY street art.
[ City Rag ]

Jessica Alba is hands down the hottest actress is Hollywood. And I would please
her all night if I had the chance. However, she just did a layout for Campari which
is apparently some sort of alcoholic beverage. Seeing Jessica Alba is not the type
of chick for which you would have to be drunk to have sex with. But if the message
is, if you drink this drink you will see all women as being equally hot as Jessica
Alba, then the alcohol company has something going here. Here she is posing with
a cocktail, but let's face it, Jessica Alba doesn't need to drink. People drink to
escape from reality. And her reality is just fine.
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Tom Cruise admits in the latest issue of The New York Times that he bought
an engagement ring for Katie Holmes after going on only one date. Despite all
his scientologist ties, I beleive that Tom Cruise is somewhat of a normal guy
underneath it all. Katie Holmes is a sweet girla nd she had somewhat of a
successful movie and television career but the real attraction is that killer rack
that you get to see in the movie The Gift. TomKat has been lying low for a while.
They are still seen kickin' it with the Beckham's but they haven't been seen
hanging out so much with Will Smith and his wife Jada. Which I am very happy
about because Jada looks more like a tranny than any girl in Hollywood.
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Desperate for anumber of things, but this time it is desperation to get herself
pregnant. She calls all the pregnancy rumors circulating around her hysterical.
However they wouldn't be so hysterical if she could find a boyfriend and actually
settle down and, in the long run, GET HERSELF PREGNANT. She also commented
on the recent issue of Vogue that published on the cover Jen's quote saying
what Angelina did to her was "very uncool." She told Entertainment Weekly, " I
am just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid." Even Vogue would go to the
extend of being considered "tabloid" to rub yet another "Jen got dissed" story in
their headlines. There just isn't a lot of material here for Jen, she is perfect in every
way. She doesn't go out clubbing. She doesn't abuse drugs or alcohol. And she went
from being married to one of the richest actors of all time to being left for some
morbid goth chick that is Angelina Jolie. So making fun of Aniston for getting
stood up is kinda all people have to write about. But I am not complaining. Hell
I enjoy it.
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Camilla Belle may be dating Joe Jonas but that doesn't mean she will be
exclusive for the Disney star. She went to the Twilight premiere, no I don't
know which one, with alcoholic and star of the film Robert Pattinson. The
reason I call him an alcoholic is because spies saw him getting his drink on
pretty heavily in a local bar and the next day was photographed buying a
12 pack of Heineken. The guy is of drinking age and if he wants to have a
little fun that is fine, but then he told Jay Leno that he doesn't wash his hair.
Which makes him kind of a freak. Anyway Camilla Belle is so desperate for
sex, since she is not getting any from Joe Jonas, that she is willing to date
the head case Pattinson. Joe Jonas is a good boy. He wears a promise ring
or some type of ring that states he won't get laid until he is married. Which
pretty much eliminates the entire reason for being in a rock band. Oh well,
Joe probably won't have much of a hard time to find a new girlfriend. However,
that girl will have to be comfortable not getting any dick for a number of years.
Hang in there heartthrobs.
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Rarr! I will eat your family and Thanksgiving left overs! God. Just looking at
this beast makes me ill. In case you people were watching real shows like The
New Adventures of Old Christine or Gary Unmarried, then you missed Rosie
O'Donnell's big gay lesbian variety show. Were there celebrities? Not really.
Somehow Alec Baldwin got suckered into it. Kathy Griffin was there but she is
the left proclaimed queen of the d-list. I think Rosie has you beat on that Kathy.
There was singing and dancing and interviews and of course Rosie. Surprisingly,
she didn't eat a single baby throughout the entire show. But what the real news
here is not that she had a variety show, but that it failed. It only drew in 5 million
viewers. Which isn't too much to worry about because this was a one time thing.
Just to summarize, Rosie fail, food=safe.
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The special day comes once a year. A time to be thankful. A time to share time
with loved ones. A time to remember what you are thankful for. And time to eat
like you just got back from a POW camp! I will probably start with turkey and
yams and work my wqay down to the roast beef. If they sold triptofan in liquid
for I would inject it into my veins after Thursday football. Speaking of eating,
more and more celebrities are starving themselves in order to fit into those
smaller dress sizes. one of whom is Britney Spears and the much less popular
Shenae Grimes. You may be asking yourself, who is Shenae Grimes? Does it
matter? No. Because she is doing what so little celebrities are doing these days.
Starving themselves for my viewing pleasure. And for that I am eternally great-
ful. So as I shove food down my pie hole all day today I will think and be thank-
ful for the celebrities out there who are superficial enough to go without food to
make themselves sexy in the name of sexyness. Thank you. Amen.
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