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Jessica Alba is a terrific actress. She is beautiful, she is talented and I am sure she is a very good mother. But I am starting to think she is not the brightest bulb in the box. Here she is making the case for some no name congressman that chemicals can harm people when they are exposed to the water supply. Does anyone give a shit about leaking chemicals? Is this an epidemic in any of the 50 states? Who cares? I know this congressperson was probably invited to some party that Jessica was at and he approached her and Jessica was thinking, "Hey! This guy is wearing a suit. He must be important. He just said something about chemicals. Is he a drug addict? He is talking politics? He is a congressman? OMG he could make me look smart like Natalie Portman. I will bend over backwards to do anything for this man. etc" And that is how Jessica got bamboozled into this ridiculous press conference where she is wearing a very unsexy pant suit.

This sounds like something you would read in National Enquirer but it is being reported by Us magazine so it must be true. Jessica Alba highly recommends hypnobirthing classes which is where you get hypnotized as you give birth because it makes you "chill". Fuckin' weird. As long as she gets her bikini body back and persues movie roles where she takes her clothes off, I could really give a fuck less what this woman has to say. Especially when it is some voodoo bullshit that only a scientologist would recommend.

Jessica Alba just recently had a baby and usually when a celebrity has a
kid their body goes back to exactly what it was before. Thin. But that is
usually because they can afford the best personal trainers in Hollywood
and eat whatever the fuck their dietician tells them to. Not Alba. She
tells Elle magazine that her secret to looking so good on the red carpet
after her baby was a girdle. What a lazy bitch. She goes on to tell the
magazine just how lazy she was. She says, " [The workouts] were
horrible. I cried. And I haven't worked out since." She is also not too
jazzed about being away from her new born baby. No word on what
movie she is actually working on, but the producers and the huge
paycheck take a back seat to being amother. You see, this is why I am
not a father. If I was a father but also a movie star, I would be talking
the shit out of the movie I was working on and just how rich I was getting
because of it. "Oh and the kid? He is at home right now. Probably pooping."
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Jessica Alba is hands down the hottest actress is Hollywood. And I would please
her all night if I had the chance. However, she just did a layout for Campari which
is apparently some sort of alcoholic beverage. Seeing Jessica Alba is not the type
of chick for which you would have to be drunk to have sex with. But if the message
is, if you drink this drink you will see all women as being equally hot as Jessica
Alba, then the alcohol company has something going here. Here she is posing with
a cocktail, but let's face it, Jessica Alba doesn't need to drink. People drink to
escape from reality. And her reality is just fine.
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You know some people just don't make an effort. Heidi Klum was a bad ass Geisha
for Halloween and I think Britney Spears dressed up as a fairy or some shit like that.
But here is Jessica Alba in a blonde wig. Whoa! You almost tricked me there Jessica.
At first I thought you were Jessica Alba but now I can clearl see that you are Jessica
Alba in a blonde wig. If you are not gonna go 100% then don't go at all. Some people
I swear. And oh yes I will still have anal sex with you.

This picture is from October 11. But this is new to me so here it is. It is
Jessica Alba at Sak's Fifth Ave. flipping the bird to the paps. I find that
incredibly sexy. Any time Jessica Alba offers "fuck you" be it verbally
or by hand gesture, my inevitable answer is "yes." Another thing I always
think about when I am thinking about Jessica Alba is when will she do
a nude scene. Well no time soon. I will go and see Awake in some small hope
of seeing her at least partcially nude. Shes a tease. A giant tease. If you
want to know how big of one, just look at her bikini pics from the beach.
She'll go nude someday. Someday. The Sleeping Dictionary 2!

Jessica Alba can go anywhere and look sexy. She proved it by going
to Nextel Nascar Cup Series Coca Cola 600. Now if any chick
attends this event, she looks like a redneck and is assumed
to be some mans "old lady." But Jessica attended and look like
a hotty from Hollywood with no doubt in anyones mind. More
pics of her after the jump.

I am glad I scan celebrity fan sites and can find sexy photos
like this. She was on a shoot in Malibu when these were taken.
She is hot in a bikini, and in a sheer dress of somesort. As long
as Alba shows skin, I give a shit what she's wearing.