Brooke Hogan is looking good!
It seems that even though Jessica Simpson is known as this squeaky clean chick who is the role model for...cleanliness, she doesn't brush her teeth every day. She said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show,"My lips just slide all over the place....I can't catch up with my mouth," she continues. "I need a little coating....". I can help her with "a little coating". My spunk is known to almost superglue girls mouths shut after they pleasure me orally. My junk is just super powered like that.
The other day Hugh Hefner made a super big donation to the city of Hollywood or whoever is in control of the Hollywood sign. They were about to take it down ( cause they're fucking idiots) and they were raising money to keep the sign there. Hugh Hefner stepped in and made a huge donation and now the sign will remain. Besides popping viagra and banging bunnies, I am glad this old fdude made himself useful. Cause his magazine is going under slowly. The only thing people get to look forward to in the pages of Playboy is Heidi Montag's giant tits and that isn't something I really look forward to.
Yesterday on Twitter Spencer Pratt went on a rant directing mean and ignorant messages to Lauren Conrad. He was basically pissed off that she will be returning for the final 12 episodes of The Hills and his sorry ass got booted from the show forever ago. I love Lauren Conrad. Not because she is hot, well... yea because she is hot. But she is also a killer author and actually has a career outside of the shitty MTV series. In the meantime, Spencer has to have sex with a 6 foot walking,talking piece of plastic forr the reast of his life. I feel nothing but sorry for him.
I had no idea that Kim Kardashian was married before but apparently she was and her husband beat the living shit out of her on a regular basis. This dude deserves to have his balls cut off and shoved down her throat but more than likely he will walk away from all this. It isn't fair but that is how it goes in the real world. Poor Kim.
It seems that Lindsay Lohan's life is getting worse by the moment. Yesterday Lindsay Lohan's father Michael Lohan stopped in on Lindsay and was trying to make sure Ali, Lindsay's little sister, was ok. This caused LiLo to go basllistic and then after shouting Michael out of the apartment, went on Twitter and ranted endlessly about her fucked up dad. Now news is coming to the surface saying that Lindsay is involved with the theft of a Rolex watch that was accidentally left at her house and she claims she has no idea what happened to it. Police say they have evidence that proves Lindsay knows exactly what happened to the watch but she is claiming innocence. I wonder when this bitch will die? I mean I don't want her to die but since the life is out of control as a motherfucker I figure it is just a matter of time.
Last night Tiger Woods went to a Nickelback concert and he inevitably got laid. Beyong a shadow of a doubt there was tons of fresh pussy back stage and I am sure he indulged a little bit. He would have been a fool not to. Fuck, Elin is in Sweden so go for it my man.
Tiger Woods' wife flew their kids to Sweden. [ The Blemish ]
If I were marrie dto Kelly Ripa I would be having hot, steamt animal sex every day of my life. Her show sucks and she is a little whore for all the old people who watch it but in reality she is a fine piece of ass that I would like to violate repeatedly. She said on The Marriage Ref that he husband pays her to keep her clothes on while around the house. What a fuckin' homo.
It seems that having 24/7 news coverage of the Tiger Woods affair scandal and the Jesse James affair scandal is not enough and people in Hollywood want more. Have you ever heard of the show Cheaters? Well not the dude who created it is trying to start another show called Celebrity Cheaters hosted by the nazi skank Michelle "Bombshell" McGhee and one of Tiger Woods' mistresses Jamie Jungers. I wouldn't tune in to that shit but it makes me happy that Hollywood hasn't lost it's taste in celebrity smut.
Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz: back on?
Here we have a photo of the before and after shots Britney did for her long time sponsor Candies. In this situation it is actually a after and before shot because the after is on the left. She still looks fuckable and then change in the photos is not really extreme but it is still surprising that Britney would let photos like this be presented to the people at home looking for some new spank bank material featuring Britney Spears. As for her music career? Let's face it, Lady GaGa holds the crown for queen of pop at the moment but after the death of Michael Jackson, I don't think anyone wants to be the king or queen of anything really.OK so there weren't many major changes to Notorious News but I redid the blogroll and changed the background to minima black. It is all explained in the video. If I think of any new updates I will put em up. If you have any suggestions just DM me on Twitter .
Michelle Hunziker is still rocki'n the bikini.
It is being reported that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt made their way to Camp Pendleton in California which is one of the biggest marine bases in the country. They said they wanted to go there and honor true American heroes and I respect them for that because I agree 100%. They had such a good time that they said they are going to come back and Heidi will perform her single Body Language for any troop that is willing to listen. I am sure a lot of marines would love to see Heidi and her fat tits move around on stage for a fews mins while they lock her into their spank bank but hearing Heidi screech out some tunes and then having to go overseas to fight in a war with the last song on your mind being some shit single from Heidi Montag, kinda makes you question why you joined the military in the first place. Anyway, I am glad they paid the troops a visit.
