It seems like there is a lot of baby news out there today. The most recent news is showing off Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem taking their newborn son out for a stroll. Kid is cute but it would be better if we could get a close up. I guess Penelope is not the attention whore type to go to a tabloid and sell pics of her baby. Unlike SOME celebs....Mariska.
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Showing posts with label Penelope Cruz. Show all posts
It seems like there is a lot of baby news out there today. The most recent news is showing off Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem taking their newborn son out for a stroll. Kid is cute but it would be better if we could get a close up. I guess Penelope is not the attention whore type to go to a tabloid and sell pics of her baby. Unlike SOME celebs....Mariska.
Johnny Depp has gotten to know Penelope Cruz during their latest film Pirates Of The Carribean: On Stranger Tides. They were in Blow together too but that movie sucks. I am sure POTC will too but at least it will do well at the box office. Anyway, he has been working with her and commented publicly that he thinks that she is an phenomenal mommy, good with kids, has great tits, etc. I could really give a flying fuck less about either of these guys but Johnny is starring in a movie called The Rum Diaries which he will be portraying a Hunter S. Thompson induced character named Jack Kemp. The Rum Diaries is one of my favorite books of all time. Should be real good.Source
I usually do not report on celebrities when they get pregnant. Not necessarily because I do not care but because pregnancy ruins the female form and that is a negative thing and I like to keep things cheery here on Notorious News. Anyway, she did enough nude scenes in the past and showed off just about everything there was to show off and she look(ed) really good. Who knows if she will be one of those celebs who shit out a little one and then hit the gym and then make the cover of tabloid magazines stating that "She Got The Body Back" or if she becomes one of those celebs who realize that they are millionaires and truly give a fuck less about their bodies and just let themselves go. I don't know which one Penelope will be. I guess we will have to wait and find out. Celebrities can be so dramatic.
Penelope Cruz decided to get hitched to that psycho lookin' dude from No Country For Old Men. They starred alongside each other in Vicky Christina Barcelona. Not sure if I spelled that right but I don't really give a shit. I say good for them. A sexy couple indeed.
Audrina patridge looks slammin' in a bikini.
[ The Blemish ]
Brody Jenner might be fucking Avril lavigne.
Katherine McPhee could be looking hotter.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Penelope Cruz topless goodness.
[ City Rag ]
Michelle Hunziker is in a bikini.
[ Egotastic ]
Lindsay Lohan is paranoid.
[ Fatback Media ]
Katy Perry is one Easter bunny I would like
to fuck.
[ popbytes ]
ANI, November 28, 2006 at 19:27
Australian singer Kylie Minogue’s bum is special because of its perfect size.
London: A worker at Madame Tussauds Museum learnt the hard way that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, when his girlfriend leaked shots of him kissing Kylie Minogue’s waxwork’s butt.
A shot shows Bryan Boniface pulling down Kylie Minogue’s hotpants and kissing her bum.
In others, taken during night shifts, he fondles Penelope Cruz and J-Lo.
He is also seen beating up Sven Goran Eriksson, throttling London mayor Ken Livingstone and grabbing disabled Professor Stephen Hawking.
Bryan’s ex Sofia Oliveira leaked the shots when their romance ended.
“I’m in hot water,” he was quoted by the Sun, as saying.
London: A worker at Madame Tussauds Museum learnt the hard way that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, when his girlfriend leaked shots of him kissing Kylie Minogue’s waxwork’s butt.
A shot shows Bryan Boniface pulling down Kylie Minogue’s hotpants and kissing her bum.
In others, taken during night shifts, he fondles Penelope Cruz and J-Lo.
He is also seen beating up Sven Goran Eriksson, throttling London mayor Ken Livingstone and grabbing disabled Professor Stephen Hawking.
Bryan’s ex Sofia Oliveira leaked the shots when their romance ended.
“I’m in hot water,” he was quoted by the Sun, as saying.
