Celebrity News

I don't think there is much anyone can say or do to make Michael Phelps look like
less of a nerd. But recently he had a sex marathon with a woman named Theresa
White. Including one other girl. She claims the sex lasted for 3 hours. That is one
thing about Olympic champions, they have a lot of stamina. So does this make
Michael Phelps less of a douche bag? Sorta. Of course this story is being told in
the NY Post but it originated on News Of The World, so I would take it with a
grain of salt. I really don't see the story here. Phelps had a three way? Is that
news? Well, it is to me.
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Cassie Ventura is a model or a singer or some shit and yesterday we brought you
the topless pics that were hacked from her computer and leaked onto the internet.
Now we bring you even more NSFW pics of her showing her pussy. It was pierced
just like her nipples. This chick is smokin' hot and I enjoy these pictures very much.
When the topless photos leaked onto the net she took it in stride and wrote on her
Twitter account something along the lines of "don't act like you have never seen a
titty before." I don't know what she woul dhave to say about these pics but I am
sure she isn't happy. Now since she is an unknown model/singer, maybe she should
try her luck at porn. I am sure she would make a very good actress. Until then I
will just settle for the pictures.

Star of Jon and Kate Plus 8, Jon Gosselin has been seen with a woman on several
occasions while his wife was out of town. I don't see why some dude can't have a
girl who is a friend and not a girlfriend, but everyone is saying that he is banging
that chick. Including the chicks brother who says he heard them having sex at her
house. The chick in question is Deanna Hummel and one of her ex boyfriends is
trying to drum up some publicity by offering a sex tape he made with the 3rd grade
teacher some time back. He actually created a website called deannahummel.com
and has some sample photos. I don't know if you want a porn site or at least a future
porn site to be seen on your web history so I will post the pics below. She really does
look good and I am looking forward to the release of the tape. I may even download
it for free because I don't pay for shit like that. Check it out!
















UPDATE: Now with video

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Kiefer Sutherland was out at an after party at the Met Costume Institute Gala
where he was in the presence of Brooke Sheilds. During the event a man named
Jack McCullough, a Proenza Schouler designer, knocked over Brooke Sheilds. When
Jack bauer a.k.a. Kiefer Sutherland saw this, he walked over to the gentleman and
asked him to apologize to Brooke. He responded by shoving Sutherland and Kiefer
responded with a head-butt. This could mean trouble for Sutherland because he is
on Parole in L.A. and if he gets assault charges pressed against him, he could go to
the clink for a long time. Anyway, thi sstory just proves that Kiefer Sutherland is
a bonafied badass and no one should ever mess with him again. Tough!
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Lady GaGa was seen in NY wearing a see through outfit. Me likey. Not only is
she an amazing artist but she wears clothes that guys wanna see. She was photo-
graphed recently with black tape over her nipples and it seems she is doing the
same thing here, well sorta. Keep it up. My boner is indebted to you.

What a better way to kick off a week than to have Kate Moss on a boat with some
random friend, showing off her nipples. There is no better way I tell you! Here
she is showing off not caring what paparazzi might be present to snap a shot of
those lovely little pokies. I wish more celebrities were so open with their bodies.
But most people in Hollywood are prude. And therefore, aren't as famous as Kate
Moss. Let that be a lesson to you celebrities.

OK, I am not going to pretend. I don't like the Jonas Brothers and the only reason
I go to their concerts is to sccam on all the horny girls. Usually they look 20 and
are actually 13, but that shit is entrapment. I learned that on an episode of Law
& Order. The point is, if you like entertainment blogs and free concert tickets,
plus a number of other great prizes, then go to Twitter.com and follow @allieiswired.
She is giving away a lot of stuff and if you live in Denver, CO. you are in for a treat.
So check it out.
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If you love horror movies and jump scares this movie is for you. The Uninvited is filled with jump scares, ghosts and zombies that are all out to get the clueless and seemingly innocent Anna (Emily Downing). Upon returning home from her stay in the mental hospital after a big fire in her home, Anna is reunited with her best friend and sister Alex (Arielle Kebbel). Once the news is out that their dead mothers old caretaker Rachel (Elizabeth Banks) is now their new step-mother Anna gets very suspicious. Her nightmares get worse and she keeps seeing ghosts of children and getting attacked by zombies of dead people who were close to her. The sisters unite against Rachel after researching the names of the ghost children she had been seeing only to find out they were murdered by their step mother. Convinced Rachel is out to kill them, the girls survive thrilling and bloody attacks of all kind only for an unexpected twist to occur! Visit iReel.com to see this remake of the Korean film Janghwa, Hongryeon (A Tale of two Sisters) and many other great horror movies.

I am an old school rock and roll kind of guy. But I like rap too. And one rapper
that I am very fond of is Roccett. He is a real rapper, not a pussy singer like
Chris Brown. And he may be the future of west coast rap. I am guessing he
will be like the next Flo Rida, only with more hit songs. He is being featured
on Access Hollywood and is making a stir in the media. Check him out at
iamroccett.com or check him out on Twitter at www.Twitter.com/iamroccett.

If you are a fan of this site then you know that I am a huge fan of Pepsi. Also,
Pepsi is reinventing their can with a throwback look to it and is appropriately
calling it Pepsi-Throwback. In honor of the new look they threw a throwback
party. Celebrities attended were: Kim Kardashian,Khloe Kardashian,Kelly
Osbourne, Lauren conrad and Vanessa Minnillo. Sounds like a blast. I don't
live in the California area otherwise I would have been all over that shit. So
eat drink Pepsi and be merry mofos.
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Lindsay Lohan was single for a little while, but she has found a new beau to feed
her the sex she needs. His name is Ben Holz and he is 36 years old. Wow. I am
sure he is much like me, a dirty old man. So he is probably pretty thrilled about
dating someone over a decade younger than him. However, he didn't want to
comment about the relationship saying, " I'd prefer not to say anything about the
situation." What a gentleman. What a class act. Enough of the pleasantries, when
is he gonna be tappin' that red-headed ass?
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I don't really give a shit about Mel Gibson. The only entertaining aspect about
his personality is the fact that he thinks jews rule the world and make it shitty.
But he does have one thing that caught my attention, his new girlfriend. Her
name is Oksana Grigorieva and she is probably like 5,000 years younger than
him but girls tend to like Mel Gibson so I am not surprised at all that he landed
her. I am sure since Mel is this famed director now, he will throw her dumpy
ass in a few of his movies. And yes they will suck as usual, even if she does
get naked in them. We'll see, I'll keep you posted.
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Beyonce Knowles cam out with a new movie. And even though she is a shitty
actress, it topped the box office. Apparently it is about a guy who cheats on
his wife, which happens everyday and I cheat on my girlfriend on a weekly basis,
but apparently cheating is controversial in some cultures. If you are like me, you
will probably go and see thi smovie in the hopes of seeing Ali Larter naked.
But entertainment blogs usually don't report on movie nudity until they
have pictures to prove it. So if they come out, I will post them here. Until
then, save your money and just wait for the blogs to give you your flesh fix.
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Miley Cyrus has to choose between
an attention whore and a pedophile.
[ The Blemish ]

What ahppened to Vanessa Anne
Hudgens' pants?
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Will Ferrell drank his own urine.
[ Fatback Media ]

Katy Perry looks boring in a bikini.
[ Egotastic ]

Geno's World exclusive interview
with Liz Adams.
[ Geno's World ]

More NYC graffiti.
[ City Rag ]

Kardashian sisters, and brother, grabbed
some sushi. I hope they got food poisoning.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Ashlee Simpson is an internet junkie just
like the rest of us.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Se7en-Girls- Featuring Lil' Kim.
[ popbytes ]

30 most gruesome CSI murders.
[ Buddy TV ]

Woo! I am back! Blogger locked my blog for a couple of days because of a ToS
violation but I am back and better than ever. Anyway, Susan Boyle that God
ugly looking woman from Britain who is like 500 years old is making her rounds
around London and is trying to slut out her look with a new do but it isn't work-
ing. The only reason the song itself was a success on the internet is because that
gay spaz Perez Hilton posted a link on his blog and it got like over a million hits
or some shit. No one is actually going to go out and buy her cd if her singing
career is a success. People just like a good YouTube video every now and then.
So enjoy your 15 minutes of fame Ms.Boyle. It won't be that much longer
before you fall into a pit of obscurity.
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The Hills is a very superficial show and apparently it is not going anywhere.
A lot of speculation circled the show when Lauren conrad said she will not
come back for a sixth season. I guess since she is such a clothing designer
super diva she can afford to scrap the only thing that truly makes her famous.
Don't worry, the rumors about the Lauren conrad sex tape, which basically
features her making out with an ex-boyfriend and him feeling up her bare
tits is still around and Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will continue to be
the biggest attention whores in Hollywood. So really nothing changed. Tune
in to The Hills next season on MTV.
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Brooke Hogan rocks out with her cock in.
[ The Blemish ]

Jessica Biel is nude,naked, with no clothes on in
Powder Blue.
[ Egotastic ]

Kate Bosworth is still at Coachella.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Miss California is a homophobe.
[ Fatback Media ]

Dopey celebrity drug busts.
[ City Rag ]

LiLo is gonna rock Vegas with her epic tits.
[ Geno's World ]

Paris Hilton looks startled at the sight of
her own breasts.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Kelly Clarkson drops hot new single I
Do Not Hook Up.
[ popbytes ]

Home Improvment sucks then and it
still sucks now.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Amy Winehouse has all kinds of flaws in her character. But the most obvious
flaw,fornow, is her bad skin. She was photographed walking around St.Lucia
with a huge sore on her right leg and a bunch of dried skin crackling all around
it. Gross. I am sure with the large amounts of painkillers she takes on a
regular basis keeps her free from any actual pain though. I know it is a shitty
way to start off on a Monday, but you will take what you can get.
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Jessica Simpson has a small and pathetic life, but all of a sudden it seems that she
might actually be worth something. At the Miss USA pageant, all of the models
or whatever you call them are all wearing the Jessica Simpson line of bikinis. Even
Jessica Simpson doesn't wear her line of bikinis. I basically only brought this to the
forefront because I wanted an excuse to post pictures of girls in bikinis. But for
a thing like that, you don't really need an excuse. So congrats Jessica! I hope when
you go to hell it isn't 1,000 degrees and instead just 700.
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Everyone knows that Jessica Simpson has a big rack. And in the olden days,meaning
around the year 2003, her dad made a lot of comments about his daughter's enormous
bounty. But now it is her mom via Twitter that is saying things about her daughter's
tits. Shw wrote in her Twitter account, "Driving homein my GWagon with Jess... both
are fast and top heavy!" She may as well just said heavy, because these days she
doesn't weigh all that much less than a GWagon. What the fuck is a GWagon anyway?
Gangsta Wagon? Who knows? More news on Jessica Simpson and her cellulite ridden
ass tomorrow.
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Lindsay Lohan has a new eHarmony profile out there looking for her new cunt bumper.

OK So the whole thing is a joke. But watch it. It is very funny.

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Porn star Marilyn Chambers, who must have been a porn star in like the 70's or
some shit died today at 57 years old. A lot of people are talking about the fact that
she starred in a regular mainstream film, because one film no matter how badly
done is like a golden award to a shallow porn star. I hope everyone had a nice
easter. I ate all my candy at once and puked my guts out. It was fun. Now that
she is dead I am sure a hotter and younger girl will take her place. What's that?
She wasn't famous at all? And there are litterally thousands of girls who will do
the exact same thing she did only better and sexier? Well I'll be damned.
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Woody Harrelson looks disturbed.
[ The Blemish ]

Mel B and Kelly Monaco bikini it up.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

The attention whores want so much
attention that they are filming and
photographing themselves.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

K-Fed is a shitty boyfriend.
[ Fatback Media ]

New York sucks. The person that is.
[ popbytes ]

Kim Kardashian looks muggy.
[ City Rag ]

Miranda Kerr looks great in lingerie.
[ Egotastic ]

Matilda Rose Ledger is still doing ok.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Miss U.S.A. pajama party! Yay!
[ Geno's World ]

Sarah Michelle Gellar has a bun in the
oven.
[ Daily Stab ]