Crossing the Blues

Britney Spears Is Still Very Much Insane

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Like I am telling you something you didn't already know. Seriously though,
when is she finally going to accept the help she needs? According to TMZ
she went along willingly on this particular trip to the nut house. As you can
see from the picture there was a full blown 10 cop car escort when she went.
Is that really necessary? After arriving at the hospital she was described as
"calm" and even got a "cigarette break." Of course in the middle of this is
Sam Lufti that still nobody knows who the hell is. He was so involed, Jamie
Spears got into a heated argument with him in the hospital lobby during
Spears "treatment." And check this out, to minimize craziness during the
transport of Spears to the hospital, the cops used code to talk about
Britney over the radio. They referred to her as 'The Package." Disgusting.
I am sure no one wants to hear anymore about Britney Spears package after
her notorious upskirt.As for now, she cannot be forced to take medication.
Reason being, California is still one of those fucked up states where you can
only be held for 72 hours before be ing set free. But, big but, the psychiatrist
is planning on going to court to have Spears held for 14 days against her will
which would mean she would HAVE to take medication during her entire
stay there. This is all madness and I can not wait for it to be over, but in a
sick sense, it is kind of entertaining.

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Tori spelling Is Pregnant

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Somebody get these people some

birth control!

[ Celebrity Puke ]



Paula Abdul is too drunk to

perform live.

[ Geno's World ]

Britney Spears is still insane.

[ Fatback and Collards ]

Finally some Avril Lavigne

bikini pictures!

[ Egotastic ]

Katie Holmes pregnant?

[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Miley Cyrus legally changes

her name.

[ Pop On The Pop ]

Britney Spears needs no

support.

[ The Blemish ]


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Paris Likes The Ladies

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Wow.I never took Paris Hilton as a cunt bumper but apparently she has
a new girlfriend after partying at Falcon in Hollywood. Falcon is a well
known lesbian nightclub where girls can meet up, and later eat each
others rugs. This does, of course, give me a small glimmer of hope of
some day, some day, a Paris Hilton lesbian sex tape. Now I can't tell if
she is wearing a wig or she dyed her hair that color, but reguardless
she is attending incognito.If anything more surfaces, be it kissing
action or a full blown triple x sex tape, I will report it here.

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Angelina Jolie May Be Preggers

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Angelina Jolie was seen wearing a loose dress at the SAG Awards with her
husband Brad Pitt. This caused many speculators to assume she is pregnant.
Now that is just the cat's pajamas. Wouldn't it be great to have Angelina
Jolie to have yet another human soul to take care of? I don't think so.
I think she has enough kids to take care of. Not to mention she has already
said she is going to adopt another black child so it will "even the racial
tones of her family." If she does have her own child, I hope they name
it Zimbabwe or some other stupid fucking name so it will blend in with
the other offspring of the Jolie-Pitt brood.

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Scarlett Johansson Has A New Album

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This is some strange nws, but Scarlett Johansson is going to release a CD.
Yea, weird. So ScarJo is going to cover 10 Tom Waits songs and one
original. The name of the new CD is Anywhere I Lay My Head. Tom Waits
fucking sucks. I have no idea ScarJo dug shitty soft rock singers like
Tom Waits. According to a US magazine poll, people were asked would
they buy the new Scarlett Johansson cd. 15% said yes and a whopping
85% said no. I contributed to the no votes. I mean ScarJo is hot but I
mean come on. The cd comes out May 20, buy it if you want but I will
be listening to the illegally downloaded versions on the net. Source

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Amy Winehouse Enters Rehab

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Amy Winehouse has officially entered rehab. Again. This just days after
a video circulated of her smoking crack on the web. If you want to see
that go here . Universal records is now stating , through her publisist
that she has indeed entered rehab, which is long overdue. Why is she
doing this? Because she has an appearance at The Grammy awards
coming up and she doesn't want to blow it. If anything else surfaces,
be it video of her doing more drugs or she cleans up and has a hot
performance at the Grammys, I will keep you up to date. Source

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A Carla Bruni Picture Moment

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I do not know who Carla Bruni is, but she is wet. In a bikini. And you can
see her nipples.I am told she is dating the Pesident of France, Nicolasb Sarkozy.
For more amazing pictures of this beautiful creature, head over to The Blemish .

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Pamela Anderson Had An Abortion

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Pamela Anderson, who is sort of married to Rick Solomon, the co-star in
One Night In Paris, is no longer pregnant. First they got married, then they
wanted a divorce, then they got back together, then Pam got pregant,
and now she is no longer pregnant and a divorce is underway. Now usually
Pam is prety obtuse on her website, but she hasn't admitted to having an
abortion yet. But I think she had one.For more news on Pamela Anderson's
kinda sort of abortion, please visit TMZ .

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Rachael Bilson Is Smoking Hot In A Bikini

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So we give you a Rachael Bilson
pciture moment.
[ The Blemish ]

Britney Spears lost her visitation
rights.
[ Fatback and Collards ]

Jessica Simpson's dad is her
pimp.
[ Geno's World ]

Britey Spears likes to walk
around stores butt naked!
[ Egotastic ]

David Spade's Playmate
girlfriend is gonna have a
baby. What a douche.
[ News Toob ]

Heidi Montag and Spencer
Pratt are living off of staged
photos.
[ Mad Hollywood ]

Is it me or does Matthew
McConaughey have the
ugliest girlfriend in the
world?
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Mandy Moore hits the
gym in West Hollywood.
And it looks like she needs
it.
[ Daily Stab ]

According to OK magazine
Britney Spears is trying to
get pregnant.
[ All About Nobodies ]

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Babies Everywhere!

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Not much happened this weekend. Except that Christina Aguilera and Nicole
Richie gave birth to their babies. Thats right. No more Christina Aguilera and
Nicole Richie pregnancy pics! Christina named her baby boy Max Liron Bratman.
Bratman because of the lucky schmuck who married her. And Nicole Richie
gave birth to a baby girl Harlow Winter Kate Madden. Madden from the
douchebag boybander Joel Madden. As far as pregnancys go, I am glad these
2 are over. I hate celebrity pregnancy photos. Soon it will be Halle Berry and
Jamie Lynn Spears. No word yet on which Nickelodeon exec knocked up JL
Spears. But I am assuming that lawsuit will come out in due time.



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Britney Spears Is House Hunting With Adnan

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According to Splash News Online , Britney Spears has been house hunting
with her paparazzi boyfriend Adnan. I still don't see why she is with this
guy. He is trying to sell semi-nude pics of her to major tabloids. This
tells me one thing. She is behind it. Now as the story goes, the major
tabloids have "passed" because the pictures " aren't any good." But
one publication is Australia has purchased some pictures for $57,000.
For one, I hope this Adnan dude doesn't shack up with Britney because
then he would have to spend over a year in a psychiatric ward just to
rub himself clean. Also, I hope these nude pics do surface, not because
I want to see this beast naked, but because its like a car wreck, you
have to stop and look. And for 2, if they do shack up, there will be
many MANY more nude pics of her leaked to the tabloids. So this
is just positive thinking. Take it easy bloggers.


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Britney Spears Nude Pics Are Out

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I tried my best not to puke
as I wrote that.
Nicole Kidman is pregnant.
Scripte Laguna Beach star
Lauren Conrad is buying
a $2 million crib.
Petra Nemcova is hot in
Maxim.
Amanda Bynes hates pervs.
But pervs love Amanda.
A Bar Refaeli picture
moment.
Worst dressed list of
2007.
Britney Spears was sedated
while in the nut house.
Jennifer Love Hewitt might
have a fat ass but she has
some nice cleavage.

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Tom Cruise Is Second In Charge Of Crazy Farm

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Andrew Morton, a biographer that wrote a controversial biography of Princess
Di, is now setting his focus on Tom Cruise. In a new biography he claims that
Katie Holmes was impregnated by frozen sperm from L. Ron Hubbard. The
founder of the church of scientology. This I beleive. Because Tom Cruise
doesn't like yucky girls. Of course if this is true, then that says alot about
Tom Cruise. He must think that Suri will grow up to be the new leader
of scientology. Kind of like Boys From Brazil. Only it will be Girls From
Hollywood.

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Britney Spears Is Fucked Up

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I don't know if it was a suicide attempt, a drug overdose, or just some loser
barrackading herself inside of a room with her first son in some desperate
attempt to show him mommy isn't a big of a fuckup people make her out
to be. But one thing was proven, mommy is a fuck up. Britney Spears was
hospitalized last night, and blah blah, you read it everywhere else already.
What I like about this story is, she was cuffed to the gourney. Not hand cuffs
but those straps they use to hold down insane people. Theres a really funny
comparison at Splash News Online comparing her to Courtney Love when
she was strapped to a gourney. As for me, I am sick with a head cold so I
will see you folks on Monday.

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Lindsay Lohan Banged 3 Guys In 24 Hours

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And the caveman won.
Kim Kardashian may be
engaged.
More news on Ashley
Tisdale's new nose.
Fatback and Collards have
an "I Wish" death list
of 2007.
Courtney Cox's ass.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete
Wentz may be engaged.
The most disgusting picture
of 2007.
Avril Lavigne celebrates
New Years in Vegas. Go
back to Canada moose
jockey.
Tia Tequila proves that
anyone can be famous.

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Christina Milian Bikini Pictures

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Happy New Years folks! It is a blistering 27 degrees here in St.Louis, but
it is warm where ever Christina Milian is. And what better way to kick
off 2008 than some sexy photos of someone we don't hear about much.
I'll keep posting bikini pictures all this week to keep things warm around
here. For more photos, please visit Egotastic .

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