Crossing the Blues

Paris In Jail, Lindsay In Rehab, What Now?

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As we all know, Paris Hilton is going to jail June,5. And Lindsay
Lohan has just checked into Promises of Malibu rehab. The average
stay there is 45 days, and if you do the math, she will not be out
while Paaris is still in jail, and more importantly out for her 21st
birthday. So come June 5th America will be sans Lohan and sanz
Paris. For a solid month. Where will the paparazzi go? Whats next?
I am assuming this large part will still occur without Lohan, but she is
without sponsors after her accident and bust for cocaine. Svedka Vodka,
Caesars Palace, The Social House Restaurant, and PURE Nightclub are
all thinking about pulling out of the 21st birthday bash. Nevertheless
people who own cameras and walk Sunset Blvd. in hopes of snapping a
picture of LiLo or Paris, will be without satisfaction, as they will have to rely
on crooked cops who will take pics of Hilton behind bars or strung out
film graduates to try to get pics of Lohan within Promises. I hope for
the sake of entertainment at LEAST a Paris Hilton mugshot leaks.
As for who will be the center of attention as the two socialtes of L.A. are
commited, we will have to see.


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Lindsay Lohan IS Going To Rehab

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For good this time. [ The Blemish ]
Heather Locklear wears the smallest
bikini in the world. [ Egotastic ]
Paris Hilton is painting away
her last days of freedom.
Jessica Biel is going to KNOCK
OUT Cameron Diaz.
We need ore Shannon Elizabeth
in this world. [ Hollywood Tuna ]
KFed is coming to the big screen!
And he is gonna release a CD too
Hilary Duff Stranger video.

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Thanks Miss USA

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Last night, the Miss Unniverse pageant was held, to decide
who the sexiest personin the world is. So its bad enough the
USA looks like alot of blood hungry psychos inthe world, and
now , our sexiest, falls on her ass during the contest. She ended
up placing in 4th. Which I gotta say , I would keep her in my
top 5 of hotties on this planet, but she has trouble remembering
on foot goes in front of the other. So watch her fall on her ass
below.







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Jessica Alba Is Sexy At The Nextel Nascar Cup

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Jessica Alba can go anywhere and look sexy. She proved it by going
to Nextel Nascar Cup Series Coca Cola 600. Now if any chick
attends this event, she looks like a redneck and is assumed
to be some mans "old lady." But Jessica attended and look like
a hotty from Hollywood with no doubt in anyones mind. More
pics of her after the jump.







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Lindsay Lohan Visits The Clink

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Lindsay Lohan had a very busy Saturday. She was supposed
to be sponsored by Svedka Vodka for her 21st birthday party,
but they pulled out after Lindsay Lohan was arrested and then
cited for DUI at 5:30 Saturday morning. The story goes, Saturday
morning at 5:30 Lindsay Lohan crashed her 2005 Mercedes
SL-65 into a curb with two other passengers in the car on Sunset
Blvd. "She was cited and then released because she had been admitted
to a local hospital for minor injuries," Deputy Foxen said. Cops
also said they found a "usable amount of cocaine" on the scene.
Thats alot for 5:30. I want to know what all of her reps will say. I am
sure a mugshot is coming soon. Video below of Lindsay cruising at
4:30 a.m. Saturday morning. Source


IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com-lohan-dui
Uploaded by IDLYITWdotcom

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Lindsay Lohan Is Stripping

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I Know Who Killed Me finally released its trailer this week
which also includes scenes of Lindsay stripping. Unfortunately
you don't get the whole package, but you will in the movie.
Its release date is 7.27.07 and has a trailer site here . There's
going to be more and more video added, but I am sure they're
saving the ta ta's for the flick. Go watch.

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Arnold Comments On Paris Hilton Pardon

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Arnold was on Leno last night, and when asked about pardoning Paris Hilton
he said, "I've heard from someone that she said somewhere she isn't even
a fan of mine and she has never seen any of my movies, I've seen all of hers.
Obviously we both do action movies." And then went on to say, " I have
seen all her porn movies, I love celebrity sex tapes. I almost busted my left
nut when I saw Kim Kardashian get pissed on, that was hot." I never new
Arnold was such a skin flick fan.

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Lindsay Lohan Plays A Stripper In Her New Movie

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And here is the first picture.
Avril Lavigne is not rock and
Rambo 4 is coming. Cause Sylvester
Stallone is not washed up enough.
Barbie Cummings gave a cop a
blowjob to avoid a ticket.
I don't know who this chick is but
shes hot. [ Celebroundup ]
An Karolina Kurkova picture
moment. [ Hollywood Tuna ]
A Bai Ling nipple slip.
Eva Longoria's ass wants you to cure
cancer.
Angelina Jolie is going to give up
adopting for a year.

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What The Hell Is Matthew McConaughey Doing?

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I don't pay attention to what this dude does. He lives in a trailer
in some weird park, and usually he just chills and bangs his super
model girlfriend. But now he is covered in mud and using coconut tree
leaves as fans. So what the hell is he doing?


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Pamela Anderson Is Still VERY Hot

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Here is a collection of Pamela Anderson photos being taken on
a yaght. Apparently it was off the coast of France, cause every time
Pam would lose her top for a few photos the camera man would say
"Oh Mercy!" It was funny. Also when she exited the restaurant she
had just been in, the photographer asked " What do you think about
Paris Hilton? Do you feel bad for Paris going to jail?" And she said
"I am going to visit her." That would be nice. More pics of Pamela after
the jump.


















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Jessica Biel Is Sexy As Hell In Elle

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Jessica Biel is on the cover of Elle and looks great. She almost looks
womanly. Not that she looks like a boy, but she does look butch
enough to punch me in the face if I said something like "nice rack."
Here she is, and don't go and buy the issue cause its lame, just look at
the pictures here. We're sexier.

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Topless Britney thanks fans for support

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A topless Britney Spears has thanked fans for their support during "the trying time" that has included the end of her marriage, a bizarre public meltdown and a spell in rehab.

In a message posted on her website www.britneyspears.com, a photo of Spears wearing nothing but a pair of elbow-length white gloves appears alongside a message to fans who have included the troubled pop princess in their prayers.

"The reason for this letter is to let everyone know that their prayers have truly helped me," Spears writes.

"I am so blessed that you care enough about me to be concerned and will continue to live in this brighter state with all of you by myself during this trying time," she said.

"We are all lights of the world and we all need to continuously inspire others and look to the higher power," she added.

Spears split from husband Kevin Federline last year, an event that triggered an avalanche of tabloid stories about the Oops! ... I Did It Again star.

She was photographed partying hard in Los Angeles and Las Vegas -- often pantyless -- and bizarrely shaved her head shortly before entering a rehabilitation clinic.

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Jenna Fischer Broke Her Back

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4 times. She was coming out of L.A. restaurant Buddkan Monday
night when she slipped on stairs and fractured her back in 4 places.
I really made this post as an excuse to post this picture, and I live
in St.Louis where she used to live, moral, do not go to L.A. and become
a famous actor or actress, stay where you grew up and be nobody
and your back stays safe.



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Melinda Doolittle Gets The Boot From American Idol

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I will burn your eyes with a disgusting picture of this heffer.
I will instead simply say that she is gone and we are all richer
for it. I think American Idol is a sham and nobody in the American
public actually wants to see more of the "winners." But I do like
Kelly Clarkson, I actually like Carrie Underwood, but she is
country and everyone hates country. If you don't watch the show
Melinda was a fat woman who was a backup vocalist at best, that the
judges referred to as the house pro. Now she is gone, and one of
two other idiots will win. I couldn't be happier.

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Maxim Named Lindsay Lohan Hottest Woman In The World

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Not.By.Far [ DListed ]
Jessica Alba is in GQ [ Egotastic ]
Avril Lavigne's punk rock tits are in punk rock Blender.
Paris Hilton is enjoying ice cream. Cause she won't
get any in jail. [ Celebrity Puke ]
Fergie wants you to know big methheads don't cry.
Carmen Electra as a Pussycat Doll. [ Popoholic ]
Vanessa Minillo is a bikini. [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Kelly Pickler has an enormous rack
And of course the Lindsay Lohan nipple slip. As if you
didn't already see it. [ Celebroundup ]

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Vanessa Anne Hudgens Is Nobody, But Shes Somebody

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She is the star of High School Musical and HSM2. But alot of people
don't know who this girl is. She is smokin hot and just turned 18.
She co stars alongside Ashley Tisdale on The Disney Channel. There's
no reason people should know who she is, but she's hot and I am going
to start paying alot more attention to her. She has a cd coming out
called V. Which I am sure people will not buy. Heres her Myspace
page, but it isn't that interesting. So if we are lucky she will go to
the beach sometime topless, and it will lighten our days.

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Paris Hilton Is Going To Get Fat In The Slammer

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I have already posted photos of Paris Hilton's future jail cell. Now
her menu is known to the public. According to US Magazine come
June,5 her menu will consist of the following,
Breakfast: 6:00 a.m.
Wheat bread
Jelly
Cornflakes
juice
milk
Lunch: 11:00 a.m.
turkey-bologna sandwich on wheat with mustard and mayo
apple
potato chips
cookie
fruit punch
Dinner:
Hot chicken patty
gravy
potatoes
vegetables
salad dressing
wheat bread
pineapples bits
Nasty, but at least what she is eating there is better than what
I ate in a Florida jail. Bon apetit.

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Paris Hilton Makes People MADD

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MADD a.k.a. Mothers Against Drunk Driving has released its statement
on Paris Hilton. "This is not hot. MADD is disappointed that Paris Hilton
is not accepting the consequences for her serious actions. MADD believes
everyone convicted of drunk driving should be held accountable and
receive an alcohol ignition interlock device on their vehicle." Well there
you go. I personally wanna see her serve 45 days in the slammer rather
than give her a lock that she will get some paparazzi to blow into.

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Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures

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I am glad I scan celebrity fan sites and can find sexy photos
like this. She was on a shoot in Malibu when these were taken.
She is hot in a bikini, and in a sheer dress of somesort. As long
as Alba shows skin, I give a shit what she's wearing.





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Mischa Barton Is In London

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Now this is not groundbreaking news. Mischa Barton
is in London shooting a new movie. With Paris Hilton going to
jail, Mischa Barton,Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie, and Hayden
Panatierre is going to be alot more famous.

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Paris Needs To Go Places

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But she won't be driving anywhere for a
while. [ Celebrity Puke ]
Eva Longoria and Jessica Simpson grind.
Brooke Burke in her underwear. [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Jennifer Lopez is being attacked by PETA.
Jessica Alba is sexy no matter what.
Paris Hilton might be going to jail early. [ Celebitchy ]
Want to drop out? Now you can be on MTV!
Lindsay Lohan is still a coke whore. Now with video!
Mandy Moore will give you shit to buy her CD.

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Someone Actually Wants To Bang Kelly Osbourne

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Here is, who I am assuming, the most desperate guy in the world.
Kelly Osbourne was seen with this guy last night at a Vegas nightclub.
This guy is definately not a lucky schmoe, just a desperate schmuck.
Imean she's got money, but no amount of money could get me to hit
that. Besides that she doesn't alot of money, she just has Ozzy kickback
money.

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Paris In The Slammer: Her Daily Activities

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As you all know Paris Hilton is going to jail. I was listening to the radio
the other day, and someone who had done time in Century Regional
Correctional Facility went through what the lifestyle was there. Mentioning
the inmates are allowed only one bra and two pairs of panties, and like most
other jails, does not offer a laundry service, and she will have to wash both in
the shower. I also got some pics from within Paris' cell. Right now, her
attorney Shawn Chapman, has filed a notice of appeal to get her to pay a fine
in exchange of jail. Paris is also filing her own petition online, so people
can see she is useful in society, and so Arnold Schwarzenegger will pardon
her. You can sign the petition yourself at Paris Hilton's myspace page.
In the meantime enjoy the photos and I will update if I can get the menu.




















































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Another D-Lister Makes A Porno

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I never get bored of celebrity sex tapes. And when a D-Lister
makes one, it is even better. Here we have Toastee, A finalist on
Flavor of Love 2 and starring in Charm School. Flavor of Love is
the tackiest D-List ensemble to ever hit television airwaves, and
the fact that Vivid bought this chicks video is hystericdal. You can
see the trailer and all the pics at Toasteeexposed . She is a
contortionist so this may be worth watching.

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Paris Hilton Is Going To Jail

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Slam! Du du du- du du du. Paris Hilton, our American royalty
attention queen, is going to the slammer for 45 days. Now you
read all about the charges here the other day. Her sentence
starts June 5, if she doesn't show up, the senence doubles.
She will do her time at Century Regional Detention Center.
She will spend 23 hours a day in a 12-8 foot cell. Oddly, she
won't even get 3 hots and a cot. She will only get dinner as a
warm meal. And chicken is the only meat they serve. She will
get her own cell, but will have to shower with the other inmates.
So there is still a chance she will come out with a I love Betty
tattoo on her ass.

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Paris Hilton Has To SCRAM

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Remember how Joe Fracis got thrown in jail, and now no one speaks
to him? That probably won't be the case for Paris Hilton. The Los Angeles
city attorney has filed orders for Paris Hilton to spend 45 days in jail
for driving on a suspended lisense that she got when she was already on probation
for alcohol related reckless driving. She also didn't enroll in a 21 day rehab, after
a DUI. If she ends up getting 45 days, or 45 days probation, a large fine, she still
has to have a 90 day alcohol monitoring program established, so she will
not violate further probation, or possible prison time. That is where
SCRAM comes in. It stands for Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring.
Now I think the paparazzi do a pretty good job at that. They also want
a liscense supension of 4 months and her car impounded. Ironical, Paris is in
a crss country car race in May. She will participate in The Real Bullrun USA
2007. I goes from Montreal to Key West. Starting May 12 until May 18,
winner gets $200,000 and she got a FREE Spyker C8 Spyder. Fuck! So
while her liscense is susended she will be on a televised cross country car race,
in one of the fastest cars in the world, called Spyker. Court documents and Paris
with the Spyker below. Her court date is tomorrow.





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