Crossing the Blues

Mischa Barton May Visit The Clink

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Well according to TMZ, Mischa Barton's DUI court case has been continued
until April 10. Her attourney Anthony Salerno said the case will be resolved
fanorably. His reasoning for this is that this is the first time Mischa Barton
has gotten a DUI. And also this is the first time she was caught in possession
of marijuana. Which is really odd because every time I see a new pic of Mischa
in her car she is usually smoking a joint, but maybe my sightings are filtered.
On top of all this, Mischa was busted for driving without a liscense. So, we have
Mischa Barton driving under the influence, drunk, stoned and without a liscense
and possessing a drug. Seems to me that all three will add up to jail time. How
much jail time? Well Nicole Richie got 82 minutes for almost identical charges.
But if this sways the Hilton way, she will get weeks in jail. I personally want to
see what Mischa would look like after emerging from a jail cell weeks later.
No makeup, just makes you wonder.I am sure TMZ will have more on this
story on April 10 when she finally goes before ajudge. I will try to follow up.

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Is Britney Spears Pregnant?

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God I hope so!
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
should have their own show.
MTV doesn't like Paula Abdul's
video either.
I think TomKat are pregnant again.
A Juliette Lewis nipple slip.
I think I just threw up a little
bit.
Natalie Portman wants to grab
Scarlett Johansson's breasts.
Oh look! Team Heidi. I think
I am on team Heidi.
Biggest. Cleavage. Ever.
Ali Lohan is doomed.

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Jessica Simpson Is About To Be Dropped By Her Record Label

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Oh blah. Jessica Simpson news, how fucking drab. But yea, theres some news
about her. Apparently she is about to be dropped by her record label Sony BMG.
These days she decided to drop out of the pop music competition and focus her
lame ass lack of talent voice to country music. Yea, country. I guess she saw
how well Carrie Underwood exploited the brand and decided to give it a shot
herself. But the label is pissed. When she is supposed to be working on her cd,
she is jetting around the country and around the world with her boyfriend
Tony Romo. She is also supposed to be working with CMT on a reality show,
but she has been neglecting that too. And the whip cream on the cake is, she
is in the middle of 2 lawsuits for companies she has signed on to represent only
to give them the shaft and continue to represent herself. Out of all this news
the only thing I am on the edge of my seat about is, when she finally does
put out a country cd and watching that go down in flames just like the rest
of career does. Listen up, country music didn't work out for Bon Jovi and
it sure as hell isn't gonna work out for Jessica Simpson. Until then I
will wait for the theatrical release of Major Movie Star and enjoy it as I
see her on the big screen demolish her career as an actress and a musician.

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Lindsay Lohan Wins Big At The Razzies

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Wow. Lindsay Lohan swept the Razzies this weekend. In case you don't know
what the Razzies are, they are the awards show that gives away awards for the
worst movies in the entertainment industry. I Know Who Killed Me got 8 wins.
Worst picture, worst actress, worst supporting actress, worst screen couple,
worst remake or rip off, worst directory, worst screenplay, and worst excuse
for a horror movie. Wow. What a sweep! And of course Lohan was even
mentioned at The Academy Awards this weekend. By the way the coolest
movie I have seen in a long time, No Country For Old Men, won best
film. This is all ok for Lindsay though. As long as she keeps posing nude
in random magazines, I will be a huge fan. She ought to give up on
movies though. I say keep doing magazine layouts ad pumping out a
cd now and then, just so people won't say she is famous for nothing.
Famous for being famous essentially. So, congratulations Lindsay for being
possibly the worst actress in the history of Hollywood. And also remember,
posing naked in magazines make people love you more.

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J-Lo Had 2 Puppies

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Well well well. Aren't we the happy ones. Early this morning J-Lo gave
birth to two babies. One boy and one girl. The girl was born at 12:12 a.m.
at 5 lbs. 7 oz. and the boy was born at 12:23 at 6lbs even. I don't really
know what to make of this. Except now J-LO can pose in sexy lingerie
now that she has her figure back. But she does't pose in lingerie anyway
so there is no real benefit here. The only question lingering is, who will
she sell the photos to? People or Us? Or maybe she can join the d-list
and sell them to InTouch. If you think about it, J-Lo is a d-lister. Her
last CD was only made in spanish and her last memorable performance
was when she was on American Idol. So, InTouch here we come.

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The Heidi Montag Video Game

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Mmmmm. I never seem to get enough of this bitch. I like her. Her music video
sucks, and she is a talented hack that stars on the scripted The Hills. But I like
her. Nothing wrong with that. And the latest news on Heidi Montag is she will
be starring in a video game. It will be about her and Spencer Pratt. He said
about the game "its top secret. Lets just say that everyone will be addicted.
By this I hope he means there will be interactive sex games like in GTA:SA.
They hint at this when Spencer said that there will be an adult version and
a version for minors. Lame. Lame lame lame.I don't play video games, so this
post isn't for me. However, the more publicity this Heidi chick gets, the more
likely she will do a spread in Playboy. Trust me, I know these things. So, props
to Montag.

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Do You Like Old Man Flesh

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If so, the Gene Simmons sex tape is
for you.
Lindsay Lohan is awefully shy
for having posed naked.
People magazine in Australia
has nudity.
Will Gene Simmons and
Vanessa Anne Hudgens
collaborate on a sex tape?
Kind of gross?
Jessica Simpson is going to
jinx the Cowboys permanently.
Even more Scarlett Johansson
and Natalie Portman pictures!
PETA hates celebrities.
Hilary Duff bikini video!
The Big Bang Theory is back!

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Lindsay Lohan Nude! FINALLY!

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Wow. Wow,wow,wow. I am so excited. It seems that for some reason
Lindsay Lohan finally decided to show off that awesome rack she has.
And she did so in NY magazine. I gotta say, on a scale of 1 to 10 on how
nice her rack is, its gotta be at least an 8. If you want to see the rest of
the Lohan topless and nude pics go here . The thee of the photo shoot was
a classic photo shoot known at The Last Sitting. Which was the last photo
shoot Marilyn Monroe did before she died of a drug overdose. Hence the
name The Last Sitting. I could care less about Marilyn Monroe though.
Yeqa she was hot, but I don't remember because she was before my time
and I generally don't care about chick swho were before my time. Lohan
however is not before my time. She is real time. And if you are here looking
for the Amanda Overmyer lingerie pics, my friend decided not to scan them
to me in fear of a lawsuit. So theres that. Be sure to check out NY magazine
.com for more Lohan nakedness!




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American Idol Picture Scandal Part Two?

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We all remember the days of Antonella Barba posing erotically for a friend
and the pics being plastered all over the internet. Well this type of thing
just might happen again.A friend of mine, who lives in Indiana, showed me
some pictures of Amanda Overmyer in some pretty erotic pics. Not
as disgraceful as Antonella Barba mind you. She didn't defame a historical
landmark in these pictures.But her posing in lingerieand topless are
about as hardcore as these pictures get. Why it couldn't have been
any of the other female contestants is beyond me. As I told my friend
outright, Amanda is the least attractive of all the season 7 Idols. I'll
post the pictures here once he gets them scanned and sent to me in an email.
Until then, stay tuned.

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Hayden Panettiere Dines Alone On Valentines Day

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Hayden Panettiere is a pretty hot chick. So there is no reason for her
to be dining alone on Valentines Day. However, she wasn't exactly
dining alone. She munched down at Beverly Hills restaurant STK.
A number of other people were eating there as well, such as, Tony
Hawk, Adam Sandler, Michael Bay, Jeremy Sisto, Rob Schneider,
Eriq LaSalle and Chris Farley's brother Kevin. The star studded
ghuest list at STK is not the issue though. The fact that Hayden Panettiere
doesn't have a man in her life is. This kind of goes along with
Karolina Kourkova being too intimidating for men to talk to her.
Its ridiculous. And if people are afraid of Hayden, then I ask, why?
She's just some chick from NBC who is on a show that is currently
on hiatus because of a writers strike. She isn't that intimidating.
If I ran into Hayden Panettiere on the streets of Hollywood, one
of the first words out of my mouth would be, will you have dinner
with me? And then she would become jello in my arms. Living
happily ever after.

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Britney Spears Is Having A Happy Valentines Day

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Britney Soears is having a very happy Valentines Day. What will she
be doing? Going to court. At 1:30 PT, she will have to go to court to
limit the powers of Jamie Spears conservatorship. Since she has
been released she hasn't been allowed to use a cell phone or drive a
car.Now this could all blow up in Britney's face. The court may try
to extend the powers of conservatorship. Meaning not only will she
not be allowed to use a cell phone or drive a car or see Sam Lufti,
she won't have control over her own estate or bank account. I
am hoping at least some of her rights will be given back to her
at this hearing. In the meantime, Spears is going broke. She was
once worth $500 million, but since she has been out of work,
shaving her head, going to psych wards, fighting with everyone in
her life, her bank account has shriveled significantly. She is now
estimated to be worth only $40 million. Now that is still alot of
scrap for you and me, but for Spears it is near pennyless. Lets
break down how much she is spending:
Shopping: $192,000 a year
Monthly clothing budget: $16,000
Vacations: $1.2 million yearly
Alimony: $20,000 a month
Doctors: $86,000 a month
Now, this is all without calculating in how much she spent staying
at Promises of Malibu rehabilitation clinic. It seems to me that
she will be broke very soon. I don't know what her album sales
are doing now, but her fanbase has lost the bubble gum pop singer
that they fell in love with. In the meantime, I will be routing for
team Britney and hopes she can maintain KFed's lazy lifestyle.




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Paris Hilton Visited A Beauty Shop On Melrose The Other Day

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And I realize, she looks good in
anything she wears.
Jessica Sierra had an abortion.
Britney Spears may be secretly
married.
Isla Fisher is a MILF.
Scarlett Johansson and Natalie
Portman. Need I say more?
Corey Haim got a job!
Will Ferrell is such a stud.
Fergie performed at The Grammy
Awards.
Heidi Montag will never recover
from her awful music video.

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Oops ... Jemima Khan does it again, caught upskirt

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This is the third time Jemima is caught upskirt and the second time without any innerwear. Co-incidently, she was caught upskirt without any innerwear in Feb 07 and now exactly after one year, again this Feb. You got to be careful babe.

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Paris Hilton's Little Bro Gets His First Mugshot

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Barron Hilton, Paris Hilton's little bro, was arrest for DUI last night.
Now theres alot of crap that goes with this considering he is under 21
and blew a .14 with the breathalyzer. Currently blowing a .08 is
considered legally drunk in the state of California. Also, he had a
fake I.D. when he got popped. Him getting a DUI while under the
age of 21 in the state of California means he will lose his liscense for
one year automatically. This is the first time he was busted so more
than likely he will only get probation as his punishment. I still
think this whole thing is funny. If he keeps following his big sisters'
example he more than likely will not end up with a life behind bars.
Just a life trifled with STD's and ghonnorea.




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Britney Spears Hasn't Seen Her Kids In 6 weeks

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Not that I really care. I don't want all these Britney Spears stories
piling up to give off the delusion that I actually care what happens
to this chick. As you can see from this post Jayden James and
Sean Preston are doing fine without their mom. So far the only
contact they have had with her within the past 6 weeks has
been over the phone. Not to mention KFed hasn't really been
there either. As you can see from x17,the nanny is the one
doing all the running around. In the meantime KFed has been
at fashions shows in NY and most recently The Grammy's.
And unless Britney gets her shit together and starts taking
the right meds for her bi-polar disorder, she might as well
kiss her kids goodbye.

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Crazy Britney Spears Videos May Surface Soon

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Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears' kinda sorta boyfriend is trying to shop around
some pictures and video of the pop wreck. His asking price? $2 million. A
source who has seen the video has said," It's like something out of a horror
movie. Britney spends the whole time ranting, raving and weeping. It's
not entertainment." Maybe not entertainment to you, but that is great
entertainment to me. According to News of the World, the tapes breakdown
like this:
Clip no.1shows britney sitting on her bed in a nightie.She talks about
herself in the third person and rambles about her childhood. She is
heard saying, "When Britney was a child, she had to work really hard.
When she was 13 years old, she won all the beauty pageants."
Clip no.2shows Brit wrapped in a white bath towel, again perched
on the edge of the bed. Talking to thin air, she mumbles, "Britney
has an angel looking out for her, don't you,angel?"
Clip no.3 sees Britney talking to Adnan, whos holding the camera,
and calling him by his pet name Bubba. She smiles and says, "I'm
really happy.Bubba's here for me now.It's all good."
Clip no.4 and 5 have been surpressed but clip no.6 shows Britney crying
hystericall saying, "Britney wants to live. I'm not crazy. I miss the kids
and I did love Kevin." Wow what a crazy life she has.Once these photos
and video clips surface I promise I will post them here. This isn't all that
is including in the Adnan package however.There are rumored to be
naked pictures of Spears and maybe even a pg-13 sex tape. After a
few tabloid mags looked at the pictures they said they "weren't any good."
We'll see what comes of this. Until then stay tuned.

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ScarJo and Penelope Cruz Are Going To Have A Lesbian Sex Scene Together

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Hot diggity damn! Woody Allen is the best director alive! In an upcoming
movie called Vickey Cristina Barcelona, Scarlett Johansson and
Penelope Cruz are going to have a hot lesbian love scene with each other.
The director of the flick is Woody Allen. According to an insider who
spoke to page six has said the scene will be, " extremely erotic. People
will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it
in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience
gasping." Sounds good to me. Now ScarJo has been shying away from
doing any real nude scenes since she got her breast inplants. She showed
her ass on the cover of Vanity Fair I think, but she hasn't really
showed off the fun bags. Penelope never got breast implants but
has showed off her rack in a number of movies. All I can say is
thank god. THANK GOD!
Photo cred: X17 online





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Flavor Flav!

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Flavor Flav gets some chow at
Mr. Chows.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Some chink has some nasty
porno pictures being sent to
the public.
[ The Blemish ]

Christina Aguilera has nice,
fat,pregnant breasts.
[ Egotastic ]

Paris Hilton is going to celebrate
her birthday with The Pussy
Cat Dolls.
[ Daily Stab ]

Heather Graham has an aweseome
shirt, but a shitty bra.
[ Popoholic ]

Geno's World named official
blogger for Total Pop Star!
[ Geno's World ]

Heath Ledger died of pills.
Lots and lots of pills.
[ Fatback and Collards ]

Britney Spears is an American
tragedy.
[ The Bosh ]

Ashlee Simpson has a new song
and a new shitty music video.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]



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Lufti Doesn't Care About His Restaining Order

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I am still unclear on this guys name. Is it Lufti or Lutfi? Either sounds
stupid. Anyhoo, Jamie Spears, Britney Spears' father has gotten a restraining
order against Sam Lufti. For some reason he thinks he is a bad influence
on Britney. I am pretty sure the worst influence in Britney Spears' life
is ritney Herself. So, so far this guy has barrackaded himself in his
apartment and "snuck" to the hospital to see Britney. After eing asked
by Us magazine about Jamie and Lynn Spears, he said "It won't last.
They're never gonna be able to rule her forever." This restraining order
only lasts for 22 days, but after that they can get is prolonged to however
much time they want. In the end I think, Britney is the only one who can
maintain a restraining order against Sam Lufti.
Photo cred: Splash news





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Heidi Montag Has A New Music Video

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Wow. I just watched this music video and I have to say it is possibly the
worst music video I have ever seen. I am not a fan of music videos
but this one is particularly shitty. If you want to see it, you can see it
here . However, I recommend you do not watch it. Basically, a summarization
of the music video is Heidi Montag doing exactly what Heidi Montag
always does. Sitting on a beach in that filthy pink bikini. I am not
complaining about the pics. She is hot and I want to see as much
of her in that pink bikini that I can. But to make a music video to
go along with this stupid shit is just a bad idea. So, watch the
video if you must. But remember, I warned you.

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Eva Mendes Checks Herself In To The Funny House

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It seems like everyone is checking themselves into rehab these days.
Unless you are Britney Spears where you are being checked in involuntarily.
Eva Mendes has checked herself into rehab, Cirque Lodge rehab to be exact.
Now she didn't just do this. She has been in there for three weels and for
some reason no one heard about it. The reason being she is batting a
"substance abuse" problem. What substance? All I know is that she
needs to get out quick so she can pose in bikinis on the beach and
arouse me. Thats her main job. Now she doesn't actually have a "lucritave"
acting career, she was in Ghost Rider which is crap. Its ok though. Because
when an actress doesn't have a good acting career they are more likely
to pose nude or have a sex tape surface. We have already seen her bare her
ass for PETA, which was actually a picture from a photoshoot she did before.
But we still have a possibility of a sex tape. With whom is up for grabs.
But I am hoping for another women. Maybe like Paris Hilton.

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