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Heidi Montag hasn't really done anything since getting plastic surgery but now she has finally found something she can actually make money on, reality tv. She is gonna star on a VH1 show called Famous Food which will basically consist of famous people eating. Sounds fun right? Ugh!

Heidi Montag didn't show up to the "Go With It" premiere because she is too embarrassed that people would rip on her because of her butchered face but decided to tell the tabloids that Jennifer Aniston banned her. I doubt Jennifer could give a fuck less if some nothing nobody reality star shows up to her movie premiere but Heidi is saying it is her fault she is banned. Even if I directed this fucking movie, you wouldn't catch me within 100 yards of this premiere because it was basically a who's who of has been actors and actresses.

Heidi Montag as many people already know is very pissed that her doctor fucked her up so badly with all of her surgery. The doctor is dead now so there is no one to sue so now she is using her botched plastic surgery woes to gain a little bit of attention from the press. In this photo she is seen showing off a scar on the bottom of her chin which looks like Michael Jackson's now. I wonder if she actually thought they would put in cheeck and chin implants magically without cutting her open? Anyway, bitch looked like shit before and now looks like hammered dog shit after. Nice job Heidi. You are a collosal failure at everything.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, also known as Speidi, have been tearing up the headlines for years now and it seems that no matter how many headlines they were making and how superficial they seemed to be, it was never enough. These two little cunts, between the two of them, had millions of dollars from The Hills but they blew on their money on shit like music production. I reported here on this blog just months back that Heidi Montag, before surgery, dumped $2 million on a new record that sold practically no copies. Of course she could have done the smart thing and released a sex tape which is like some sort of magic fairy dust when it comes to staying relevant in the tabloids but this is the bitch who did Playboy and didn't even show her nipples. What the fuck did she expect? Anyway, now they live on a $400 a week allowance from Spencer's dad. Pathetic. Truly pathetic.

It was rumored that Heidi Montag was going to divorce Spencer Pratt at the beginning of the summer but then everyone found out that the two had not split at all and had in fact been living together in a rented house in Costa Rica. Now they are saying the divorce is off. Don't they mean the publicity stunt? Anyway, no dude wants to put his dick in butterface. I mean...I do... but that would be more for the sake of me saying that I fucked Heidi Montag and not exactly a thing I would tell my best friends and expect a high five or a fist bump. Speidi still reigns on the tabloids.

All summer long we have been hearing about how Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are going to get a divorce. And if those rumors were not tearing up the headlines, it was that a sex tape was about to be released. Turns out that both reports are total bullshit. Speidi have been bunking together in a rental home in Malibu all summer long. They duped us. I don't care really though cause I wouldn't trade anything in the world to be anything like these two douche bags. They are pretty low. Oh yea, and they trashed the house and the owners are pissed. Will they pay them back? No. I seriously doubt they can afford that.

Here we have a picture of Heidi Montag and her fucked up nose from the plastic surgery she got a while back. This shit actually makes Michael Jackson's nose jobs look good. This is seriously some sick fucking shit. Anyway, her body looks awesome and she is a total butterface now. So someone grab me a box of Trojans and a brown paper sack so I can go to town!

It is being reported by Life & Style magazine that Heidi Montag wants to remove her ginormous breast implants because they are crushing her. She already made a sex tape that will probably be released pretty soon where she shows off her massive tits in the flesh so I do not see a problem with getting the implants taken out now. I guess there is such a thing as "too big" for tits. I liked them smaller at their original size until Heidi fucked her body up royally by getting over a dozen plastic surgeries in one day.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are in costa Rica for some weird reason and they are working on the release of this sex tape. This thing is for sure gonna happen one way or the other and everyone in the world will be able to see Heidi's bunghole for all existence. There is still no confirmation on what the numbers will be up front for the vid but I am sure it will outsell Kardashian's bullshit sex tape and may even challenge One Night In Paris. Also there is some Playmate who is gonna have some girl on girl action with Heidi but she says if her role in the film ever becomes public, she will "sue the pants off" Spencer Pratt.

It is being reported today by TMZ that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt may have a sex tape. Spencer is the one shopping it around and Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment is confirming that he is in negotiations with Spencer to sell the tape. This would fetch a pretty price tag and if the deal goes down Spencer would be able to afford all the pricey lawyers he would need to keep Heidi Montag at bay while he writes a tell-all book about her. Also, if you are looking forward to seeing the tape then you better go out and buy it because I can not post it or screenshots here. I can link to them but can't put the pics themselves up because I have been threatened one too many time by Vivid to stop using their pictures. I am looking forward to the release of this thing. If it is pre-op then it is sexy and if it is post-op then it is kind of like watching the wildlife channel.

Some plastic surgeon named Frank Ryan who did the numerous plastic surgeries on Heidi Montag in one day has been killed in a car accident. I think plastic surgery is stupid so I gotta say I am not sad. Heidi looks like shit and this guy did a terrible job on her. Anyway, RIP... I guess.

Ok I reported on here last week that Speidi are officially dunzo and for real thiis time only now all the chicks from The Hills and a few other sources are saying that they are still together. They basically did the whole thing as a publicity stunt like Heidi needs anymore than that after she announced she will show her gigantic Dolly Parton sized tits in Playboy. I have no desire to fuck Heidi Montag before or after surgery cause I have a feeling that she would talk endlessly while I was humping her and also cause if I fucked her, I bet any amount of money that if I turned around I would find Spencer Pratt in my ass.

Last week (sorry I'm late) Heidi Montag called off the marriage with Spencer Pratt. She is claiming that he forced her away from her family blah,blah,blah. I don't really care about all that. I am just happy that the two biggest attention whores in the media have split. Heidi can do her Playboy spread and then she will trail off into obscurity cause these two fuckers can not get a photo op without the two of them being together. The days of Speidi are over. I am feeling I will miss the in the future.

Michelle Hunziker is still rocki'n the bikini.
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Heidi Montag looks retarded in a bikini.
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It is being reported that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt made their way to Camp Pendleton in California which is one of the biggest marine bases in the country. They said they wanted to go there and honor true American heroes and I respect them for that because I agree 100%. They had such a good time that they said they are going to come back and Heidi will perform her single Body Language for any troop that is willing to listen. I am sure a lot of marines would love to see Heidi and her fat tits move around on stage for a fews mins while they lock her into their spank bank but hearing Heidi screech out some tunes and then having to go overseas to fight in a war with the last song on your mind being some shit single from Heidi Montag, kinda makes you question why you joined the military in the first place. Anyway, I am glad they paid the troops a visit.