Crossing the Blues

Katie Price Is A Classy Piece Of Ass

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Who is Katie Price? What does she do? Why is she famous? Answers to
all of these questions are irrelevant. I don't what she was doing in this
picture, but from what I can see, little is left to the imagination. For
one thing, from what I can see in the picture, she is using a shirt as
a dress. This is usually some thing Britney Spears does but if this was
Britney flashing her panties while getting into an SUV, we would all
go instantly blind and probably have to clean puke off their keyboards
for the next half an hour. She looks good, I must say that. Other than
that, I don't have much to say.



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Photos: Deepika Padukone and Arjun Rampal

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Deepika Padukone and Arjun Rampal visit Fame Malad at Inorbit Mall

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Video: Deewangi Deewangi Song from Om Shanti Om

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Video: Shah Rukh, Farah and Deepika on Koffee with Karan Show

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Kim Kardashian Got Her Shit Stolen

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As of a few days ago, Kim kardashian's diamonds and jewelry were heisted
from the airport. Including $50,000 dollars worth of jewelry, a cartier
watch,a digital camera and her laptop. Wait. What was that? A digital camera
and her laptop? That sounds sexy, sexy enough to be sold to the tabloids.
I personally have no sympathy for this dingbat. How did she even get
$50,000 worth of jewelry? Did she cash her check from Playboy and
splurge it all on jewels? And laptops are for smart people, not Kim
Kardashian. I can't wait for the photos to be published online, and I
will be one of the first sites to publish them too. However, reguarding the
bling, anyone who was dumb enough to loan 50k worth of jewels to
Kim Kardashian deserves to have their shit heisted. I doubtr she'll
be getting any of it back.




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Paris, Nicky And Nicole!

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The axis of evil met up to do
lunch in Beverly Hills.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is in a
bikini. It is ot as attractive
as you might think.
Brooke Burke bikini pictures
from Ralph magazine.
Victoria Beckham got her
implants taken out.
Britney Spears is pregnant
with her third puppy.
Paris Hilton wants to adopt
kids from China.
Celebrity Rehab coming to a
VH1 near you.
Even more Hayden Panettiere
bikini pictures.
Chritstina Aguilera naked and
pregnant on the cover of Marie
Claire magazine.

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KFed Got The Cover Of Details

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Can you fucking believe it? This douchebag just doesn't go away. He
is considered one of the most influential men under 45. Amongst other
people, Zac Efron, Shia LeBoeuf, Miley Cyrus, and Hilary Duff. I am
not sure what makes them men. Inside he says, On the direction of
his acting career: "At some point I'd actually like to play somebody
other than a bad guy or an ass." Don't hold your breath KFed. Also
he says, On Fatherhood: " To be a father is everything. It shows me
how little I am." Thats not fatherhood KFed, thats just you being you.
I am still stunned this idiot got the cover. Who the fuck is he influencing?
Idiots who wanna be wigger rappers when he grows up?

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Vanessa Minnillo , Vanessa Minnillo, Vanessa Minnillo

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Yes, I know, another Vanessa Minnillo bikini pics post. But I can't help it.
She is constantly in a bikini on some beach somewhere. How can she afford
to vacation so much? Last I heard she was a VJ on TRL. And that was like a
year ago. And everytime you see her on the beach, right there is Nick Lachey,
in his dumbass cargo douche shorts. I don't think he is going to have a
career anytime soon. What the hell are his qualities? So if you're lonely this
cyber Monday, here is Vanessa Minnillo in another bikini, on another beach,
with her douchebag boyfriend Nick Lachey.

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Your Thanksgiving Upskirt

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About this time of year everybody finds something to give thanks for.
For me, it is the Christina Aguilera pregnant upskirt. Now I would like
to see this sans pregnancy, but shes not showing alot, so I will take
this. Its kind of like and early Christmas present.Thank you Christina.
Thank you and your skanky ways.



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Hayden Panettiere Is Smokin Hot In Vanity Fair

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Theres not much going on today so I am going to post these pictures

of Hayden Panettiere doing Vanity Fair magazine. This is by far the

best photoshoot she has done. Aside from all the bikini pics on the

beach. I think she was trying to save dolphins or something, but I don't

care. All I care about is Hayden Panettiere wearing as little as possible

as often as possible.


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Jonathan Rhys Meyers Got Arrested

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Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested yesturday at a British airport after
getting baligerent with a gate employee. People says:"Rhys Meyers,30,
was refused permission to boarda London-bound flight when police
confronted the actor twice after erratic, abusive behavior at an
airport gate and at a desk of the British airline BMI, the Associated
Press reports." This is a pain in the ass. JRM is one of my favorite
actors and last I heard he had entered rehab for AA. I wonder what
exactly the charges are and how long he will have to spend behind
bars, if any. More coming soon.



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Lindsay Lohan Served 84 Minutes In Jail

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Lindsay Lohan turned herself in at 10:30 a.m. yesturday morning. She
served 84 minutes and was released at 11:54 a.m. She was released due
to overcrowding. Which of course is bullshit. She served a whole 2 minutes
longer than Nicole Richie. I think she should have served the entire 4
days she was sentenced to. But she is a celebrity, so...

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The Victoria Secret Angels

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Every story about them is
good.
Paris Hilton is a pole dancing
attention whore.
Christina Aguilera is the
hottest pregnant woman
on earth.
Hanna Montana is getting
sued. Mmm Bop your way
out of this one.
Paris Hilton sucks at
putting on makeup.
Even more Victoria Secret
models.
Isla Fisher had her baby and
is back to being a 24kt piece
of ass.
Can we ever get enough of
Hayden Panettiere?
A Karen Angle picture moment.

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I Want LiLo To Shove A Needle In My Arm

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According to Splash News Lindsay Lohan must work at The Red Cross
at a blood donating clinic as part of her community service after being
convicted of driving drunk on two occassions. She is working in a suburb
of Los Angeles and still has 9 more days to go.Sources say, " Arriving at
noon, she was greeted in the parkig lot by staff before walking into the
building. When she left the building at about 7 p.m. she carried a book
titled Blood." Blood. Sounds like the right book to give a blood bank employee.
However Lohan will be ripping out the pages to roll joints and doing lines
off the hard cover. What will people think when they walk in thinking
they are doing something good for the Red Cross and seeing Lohan
approach them with a syringe in her hand and glazed eyes walking
towards them? Good luck do-gooders.

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Sophie Monk Is Naked

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Sophie Monk is a very attractive woman, and now in her new movie you

can see her naked. The movie is Sex and Death 101. I haven't seen it,

nor will I, because I have the nude scene right here. Winona Ryder has

a nude scene in it too, but that is less exciting. More pictures of Sophie

Monk nude after the jump.






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Buy Lindsay Lohan's Crashed Car

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Right now on eBay you can buy the wrecked Mercedes Benz Lindsay Lohan
was driving on the infamous night she was arrested with a bag of coke and
in violation of her SCRAM bracelet. Right now O.J. Simpson is going to
court for an armed robbery, bt Lindsay Lohan news seems more interesting.
The current bid is $116,100 , but I am sure that will go to $200,000 but
6 p.m. How matthewsauto got ahold of the ride, I do not know. So if you're
rich and want to buy a beat up benz that formerly owned by Lindsay Lohan
you're in luck!

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J-Lo Is Having A Mutant Baby

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With a tail.
Yet another Kate Moss
nipple slip.
Hilary Duff is giving out
lap dances. Why didn't I
get a lapdance from her?
Sarah Michelle Gellar is
f.l.a.t. flat.
Lindsay Lohan is still
dressed for Halloween.
Another LiLo Myspace
fight.
Julia Roberts thinks she
looks like Johnny Depp.
Christina Aguilera is
pregnant. What? Why?
Lindsay Lohan is broke.
I already did a story on
this but I like to hear it
again and again.

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Show Me The Pesos!!

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According to Bloomberg.com Gisele Bundchen is now demanding that
she be paid in anything BUT U.S. dollars. Instead she is demanding she
be paid in euros. Which is a very smart move on her part because the
euro is worth almost double that of the U.S. dollar. The company paying
her is Pantene. Among the company Gisele will be representing, Dolce
and Gabbana and Procter & Gamble. I don't blame her for this. It's
not an issue of patriotism because she is from Brazil. And according
to Forbes, she is the highest paid model on earth. I could care less
if she has brains and savy business sense. She is hot and that is
what counts.

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Topanga Was Never Really Hot

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Remember Topanga from Boy Meets World? Me neither. But she apparently
has just lost alot of weight and are now doing ads for Nutri-System. I new
from when the show was being aired that she was slowly morphing into
a fat chick. Years of distant criticism has toned up my fat chick radar to
detect them within a girl years before they explode. Her real name is
Danielle Fishel, and you can see her ad here .

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