Crossing the Blues

With a tail.
Yet another Kate Moss
nipple slip.
Hilary Duff is giving out
lap dances. Why didn't I
get a lapdance from her?
Sarah Michelle Gellar is
f.l.a.t. flat.
Lindsay Lohan is still
dressed for Halloween.
Another LiLo Myspace
fight.
Julia Roberts thinks she
looks like Johnny Depp.
Christina Aguilera is
pregnant. What? Why?
Lindsay Lohan is broke.
I already did a story on
this but I like to hear it
again and again.