Crossing the Blues

Yowza!

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That's all I can say about this picture. I am assuming this picture is from Los Cabos where
Jennifer has been vacationing. But honestly it doesn't really matter where it is from. As
long as its sexy. This is a hands down money shot and will probably end the rest of the
Jennifer Aniston bikini pics that so many people have been seeing on entertainment blogs
this past week. After having a pic like this, why post more unless they are better. I can
see why the paparazzi are following her and taking bikini shots. If you don't remember
it was her sunbathing that led to topless pics of her chilling poolside with Brad Pitt. Now
we have full on crotch money shots from Jessica Alba and Jennifer Aniston. Wanna take
bets on who the next crotch moneyshot will be? I do.

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A Britney Spears Sex Tape Bitches!

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Oh happy days! What did I tell you? What did a tell you a couple days ago about how
a celebrity sex tape needs to surface to rock Hollywood. Well, we got our wish. We all
remember Adnan Ghalib. He was the one that was dating Britney Spears when she was
acting erratic and everyone including Britney Spears' family was saying it was all Adnan's
fault. During that same time period some rumors surfaced that Adnan had some naked
pictures of Britney Spears but that rumor fell moot. Now he is telling U.K.'s The Sun
that he has a Britney Spears sex tape starring him and the singer. Including shots where
she is wearing nothing but a pink wig. Hot! Heres some info from The Sun,"Britney Spears'
ex-boyfriend has confirmed he owns a sex tape featuring himself and the singer. Adnan
Ghalib, the British pap whom she dated during her breakdown, says he will sell the tape
for the right price. He told Heat magazine: 'There is such a tape, but I won't discuss prices
for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.' An
unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing
just a pink wig and was allegedly shot in Mexico. Adnan added: 'I am not interested in selling
out any other details about Britney.'" This is so great. I am going to guess that this thing will
sell for $1.5 million and will out sell One Night In Paris. I'll be there. As more details develop
I will bring them to you here and I will post clips from the tape itself when it becomes available.

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Lindsay Lohan Has Filed A Restraining Order Against Her Dad

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I know Sam. I like 'em too. Lindsay Lohan in a last ditch attempt to get her
famewhoring parents off her back, Lindsay Lohan has filed a restraining order
against her psychotic Dad. Apparently he has had alot of bad luck with trying
to win his daughter over. I liked the idea that I heard on The Today Show. They
should all take a month off of their careers, they have careers? And go to a family
psychology course led by Dr.Phil. This is a great idea! I could see Dr.Phil standing
there wiping his bald head in amazement that the family has gone this low. In
between stealing looks at Lindsay Lohan's cleavage suggesting that Ali no longer
be exploited by her mother for her failed tv show Living Lohan. Ugh! I am so
sick of hearing crap about this family. I love Lindsay but the rest of them can go
to hell. Lindsay has been all but banned from big screen pictures and now all she
does is chill with her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson. Besides going to clubs and
making out with that boy-wannabe does she actually have work these days? I
think not.

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Miley Cyrus Is Trying To Get Out Of Her Disney Contract

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Miley, Miley, Miley. Apparently the teen queen has been trying to get out of her
contract to do another season of Hanna Montanna. How one girl can be so spoiled
I will never know. She is making MILLIONS of dollars a year doing her hit Disney
show and now she wants to quit. How? She is showing up late and bitching at other
cast members. The best thing for her to do now is to go to a hotel room and pose
for self taken sexy pics. This is what she likes to do anyway. Even more vulgar
pictures emerged than the one above and I posted here. Yea that one. You know
what I am talking about. And I am sure more will surface in due time. My neices
LOVE Hanna Montanna but I personally could care less if Miley decides to sabotage
her career and skips out on making millions by doing what she does best, being a
spoiled little bitch.

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More Keely Hazell Topless Pics

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God how I love this fucking website.
Nick Hogan to be released 3 months
early.
Jessica Simpson's face is perfect for
porn.
Pamela Anderson strips!
Hilary Duff. Because I love her.
Nipple slips on the red carpet. God
I love 'em.
Kirk Cameron is a pussy.
Blake Lively's boobs are real?
Even more Jessica Alba bikini
pictures. I hope this becomes a
trend.

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We Will Never See The Jamie Lynn Spears Breast Feeding Pictures

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Nothing would make me more happy than to tell you"I found them! The Jamie Lynn
Spears breast feeding photos!" But alas, I have not found them. IF they ever do surface,
which I seriously doubt they will, I will post them here post haste. I am just crossing
my fingers hoping that she doesn't have shitty saggy nipples like her sister Britney.
I mean that is a MAJOR turn off. The reason I think the photos will not surface is
because of the obvious. If you followed this story since it broke on TMZ or read about
it on a number of entertainment blogs, then you know the FBI,the ATF, The CIA,
the FDA and just about every other organization in this world is going to the Wal-Mart
where the photos were developed and making sure that the "extra copies" do not
surface on the internet. This is just one of those great things that you know what
happened but will not ever see it surface on the internet no matter how much you
want it to. Kind of like the Lauren Conrad sex tape. That case is a little different.
In that case, the actual tape WAS made but it was too softcore for video porno
companies to buy it. Basically a tape of her topless making out with some guy.
I would pay GOOD money to see that but I guess the companies didn't wanna
take a risk on hardcore perverts like me to shell out the dough for a pg-13 yet
very sexy video. Neverthelesss, if the breastfeeding pictures DO surface I PROMISE
you I will post them here. In the meantime, its been a while since a decent celebrity
sex tape has surface. So lets all cross our fingers and hope something surfaces soon.

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A Mischa Barton Nipple Slip

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God I love this girl. Nipple slips never get old. And when they are from Mischa Barton,
they will never get ignored on this website. She has done a few topless scenes in movies
and each time she has worn pasties. Which means she is a little bit shy. Making these
nipple slip pictures even hotter. She should really show them off. They are roughly the
same color of her skin and they are a little bit puffy. Which is cute. There is another
nipple slip shot here but it is not as hot. So props to you Mischa Barton, for showing
off your glorious skin to pervs like me.

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Megan Fox Is My New Female Idol

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And it turns out she had lesbian sex
with a stripper named Nikita!
Free topless girls from ZOO magazine?
Why Not?
Rihanna has alot of tattoos. She just
moved up a notch in my book.
Michelle Trachtenberg is as hot as
ever. Where the fuck has she been
lately anyway?
Marissa Miller. Because she is hot.
O.J. Simpson is still catching
flack for that whole murder thing.
Courtney Love is pretty.
Ellen Degeneres can't be the
poster girl for Covergirl! She is
a boy!
Miley Cyrus is dating yet another
pedophile.

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Happy Birthday Heidi Montag!

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I love Heidi Montag. I really do! She just recently turned 22. I don't know what the
exact date was but that is whats going around Hollywood. I am very VERY surprised
that she didn't have a $100,000 birthday blow out at some Hollywood club. She was
very quiet about it. Its her 22nd birthday! Shouldn't she be passed out drunk in a
bar somewhere. No, she was very quiet. Too quiet actually. Is something wrong?
Is she sick? In a couple of days she will be on the beach somewhere in a bikini and
tipping the paparazzi off to that fact. So why no blowout for her B-Day? I think
this is a stunt. A reverse psychology stunt on Heidi part to make the paparazzi
think that Heidi DIDN'T want them there, so now that she is out and about and
didn't make a big deal about her birthday they will be even more inclined to follow
her around and take pictures. Very smart Heidi. Very smart.

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Jake The Snake Is Still A Junkie

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I love D-Listers. I love them more than probably anything else in the world of
tabloids. So when TMZ dropped this bomb on their site, I immediately took
advantage of it. Jake 'The Snake" Roberts was in a wrestling match for Firestorm
Pro wrestling league and he was found unconscious in the back room with mini-
ature airplane booze bottles surrounding him. When he was awakened he re-
quested and 8 ball. When he didn't get that he decided to go ahead and go out
there and wrestle. He "fought" J.T. Lightning. Yes I am sure that is his real name.
When Jake The Snake did not respond to any of J.T.'s fake blows, J.T. grabbed
the microphone and said " I've wrestled drug addicts ... You are a peice of shit
Snake.You gypped these people. Fuck you!" Damn! those are some harsh words
from another fake wrestler. I am surprised Jake The Snake took it. However,
after he went backstage he punched a wall and broke his hand. He was not
arrested after refusing medical treatment. I love D-Listers! I hope he gets all
coked up and does this again. Also, when the wrestler J.T. Lightning got in his
face in the ring, Jake The Snake pulled down the front of his pants and exposed
his penis. I am not making that last part up. Pretty outrageous.

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Cute College Girl Of The Day

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I don't usually snag ideas from other websites, but I wanted to highlight how cool
collegehomor.com's Cute College Girl Of The Day section really is. Here is a chick
named Cynthia who most akward sexual experience was when she was busted at
age 11 for watching a porno with her best friend by her sister. There is alot of pot-
ential for this girl now. Her face is plastered on one of the most popular sites on the
internet, and her life is VERY boring. How do I know this? Because her major is
biology. Biology? Booooooooring. She can extend her 15 minutes of fame by going
to Playboy or some other smut mag and offer up her vagina. This would be the
honorable thing to do. Source

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A Jessica Simpson Upskirt

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Ooh la la. Very hot. I don't know where Jessica Simpson is or what song she was
singing at this concert but what I can tell you is that there is a very nice veiw of
her ass. Upskirts for mega celebs like Jessica are rare these days. Or at least
rare for them to be not wearing underwear. Granted this isn't a "money shot"
upskirt where you would be seeing the front side of her, but I will settle for
this. Aside from the joy I get from seeing a good portion of Jessica Simpson's
ass, I still think, no know, that she is probably the least talented star in Hollywood.
But then again she sings country music now, so she probably lives in Nashville.
Congradulations Jessica, you have out smarted us again.

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Rachel Leigh Cook Is Back!

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Yes she used to be famous.
A Juliana Margulies upskirt.
Jennifer Connelly is very hot.
Jessica Simpson is a genuine fuck-up.
Katy Perry is my favorite new artist.
Cute college girl of the day.
Leighton Meester has a great face and
great cleavage.
Kelly Osbourne's black eye has healed
up nicely.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson
are getting married.

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Kid Rock Trashed A VMA After Party

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This guy never gives up. Kid Rock performed at the VMA's for those of you who
didn't watch it and it wasn't a bad performance. However, I am not a fan of Kid Rock
simply because he cannot think up of an original riff and when he performed at the
VMA's he was stealing the Sweet Home Alabama riff. It just sounds really tacky.
And to top that off he sung a duet with Lil' Wayne on the SAME SONG. I have no
problem with being diverse music wise but to intentionally mix old school rock and
roll wit modern hip-hop just makes for bad music. Here are somes quotes from
The Mirror, "Trust Kid Rock to get the party started. We hear the singer was chucked
out of the VMA after-show bash for trashing the furniture. An insider said:' Kid
jumped on tables and chairs and crashed through one table. And he broke around
20 glasses.' Sounds like a smashing time." Jesus. If this guy spent all the time
he spends trying to drum up publicity in the recording studio writing original
sounding songs, he may go quadriple platinum again. He is 38 and he acts like
a drugged up 23 year old. Like I said before, I dig Kid Rock but he needs to grow
the fuck up.

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Britney Spears Won 3 VMA's

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I gotta be perfectly honest. Britney Spears look hot last night at the MTV VMA's last
night. Russel Brand was a riot. Alot of the audience wasn't getting into his jokes but
lests face it, the audience were a bunch of insecure losers who were hoping their
5 minutes of fame could possibly extend to a full 15. What surprised me was that
Britney FINALLY won a VMA and not only that but she won 3! All them for the
video Peice of Me . I have never seen the video but that is probably because I never
watch MTV. The only REAL reason I tuned in last night was because it looked fun
and every year I don't watch it and I really feel like I missed something. P!NK
blew me away and I even dug the remix of Christina Aguilera's Genie in a Bottle.
The highlight of the entire show as Russel Brand making fun of The Jonas Brothers
for wearing chastity rings. What that is is basically a little ring you wear on your
finger to show that you won't have sex before marriage. Which basically makes them
even bigger losers in my mind. But Brand kept on it saying a little sex before marriage
never hurt anyone and I was greatful to him for that. And the topping on the cake
was him "kidnapping" Britney after she accepted her third award. I will definately be
watching next year.

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Awwww

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These 2 are adorable. Of course I think every lesbian kissing in public is considered
adorable. But these 2 especially. It is no secret that Lindsay likes to bump cunts with
Samantha Ronson these days and more and more their sexuality tends to creep out
of the closet. What I don't get is, what does Lohan see in Samantha. I mean not only
is Lindsay a lesbo, but she is a very high class lesbo. She could get her hands on just
about any female celebrity. Even if they weren't gay a Hollywood actress would date
Lindsay for the publicity alone. This is was baffles me about the gay community. And
if Lohan is so crazy about Sam, why not get married? Gay marriage is legal now in
California. These questions keep me up at night sometimes. Not so much what these
2 will do with their relationship, more like what they do when they are in private.

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An Abbey Clancy Picture Moment

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There isn't much going on in the news today. Other than David Spade having his
first child. That isn't news in my opinion. Or Britney Spears' mom writing a tell
all book on how Britney lost her virginity at 14 and started taking drugs and alcohol
at 13. No, these are not news stories. Abbey Clancy in a swimsuit IS! FHM has the
exclusive and hot pics from this blonde bombshell. I just wanna use this forum to tell
people how much I hate the term blonde bombshell. That was the word to describe
Marilyn Monroe alot of times. It is a term that only Hugh Hefner uses these days.
I really dig how these pictures were taken behind steamed glass. It is very modern.
Anyway, this chick is smoking hot and deserves a few moments of your time. Check
her out at FHM.com

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Christina Aguilera Has Platinum Blonde Hair

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And her tits are growing every day.
Michelle Hunziker. Who is she? Who
cares? She looks great in a bikini.
Miley Cyrus is dating a pedophile.
Keira Knightley is the bomb. That
is all I can say.
Who's hotter? Amber Heard or
Leighton Meester?
More Leighton Meester to sway
your votes.
Hilary Duff is one of the cutest
chicks on planet earth.
Katie Price likes horses to look
cute before she fucks them.
Cute college girl of the day.

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Britney Spears Won't Be Getting Her Liscense Back Anytime Soon

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As you all know or may not know Britney Spears liscense has been suspended for an
indeterminable amount of time. She was originally scheduled to have a court date
today to find out whether or not she will get her liscense back. But that court date has
been moved back to Oct.16! Damn! Judge James Steele is reviewing the case and the
accompanying statutes to determine whether or not to send it to trial. Depending on
what he thinks, the case may be thrown out entirely. This looks good for Britney.
She hasn't been driving for months and I think 90% of her sanity has returned since
then. I am still curious on whether or not she is going to buy that sweet Chateau
Suenos house. That house is the shit. Strange how she can afford such expensive
stuff yet can't even legally drive herself from place to place. Despite of this, I think
things are looking up for Britney. Source

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Britney Spears Is Kicking It At The Mirage

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Ahhh, Labor Day. A day to take off work and kick back for a three day weekend.
And Britney Spears is taking full advantage of this. She is chilling at The Mirage
in Las Vegas. How can she afford to do all this? I have no idea. I understand the
woman is made of money but does she have any actual INCOMING income? This
is a pretty good picture and there are a whole lot more at TMZ.com They actually
have a poll going on right now asking "Would you fuck Britney Spears?" I clicked
yes. Just so I could tell my friends that I fucked Britney Spears. That and I wouldn't
mind doing a little gold digging myself. Kind of like what K-Fed did. Only he had
a much more grander master plan. He decided to have a couple kids with her, insuring
over $20,000 a month in child support. You have to give it up to him. He did more
gold digging than even the most spoiled rich brat could ever pull off. So this Labor
Day my hat comes off to K-Fed. In honor of all his gold digging skills.

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