Crossing the Blues

Get Out And Vote!

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No not for president. Go to FHM.com and vote for your favorite honeys.
I looked through all 100 honeys and they are all worthy of your vote. I
have chosen my favorite though. #1. Becki Lockwood. Don't get me wrong,
there are some others like Candy Summers and Anna Watts. There are
dozens to choose from so take a look through. If you cannot find one that
you like then you have officially become a homosexual. I know it is Hallo-
ween and you may have better things to do, but after you are done handing
out Halloween candy or trick-or-treating with your kids or whatever your
tradition is, go to FHM and vote! All these honeys are smokin' hot and if
the honey you chose wins, they will come to your house and give you a lap-
dance.
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More Celebrity Baby News

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I present to you Zuma Stefani. Or Zuma Rossdale. Or Zuma Stefani-Rossdale. It
doesn't really matter. what matters is that Gwen Stefani had 2 kids and is still
smokin' hot. Us magazine quotes Gwen from her site, "We wanted to share with
you the first photo of Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale." That's a big fucking name. I
am usually not into women with kids, but I would make an excemption for Gwen
Stefani. She grew killer Mom boobs since she was pregnant and they still haven't
gone completely away. This excites me as pre-pregnancy she was very much so
flat chested. Not no more. Congratulations Gwen. I look forward to a red carpet
nipple slip or some leaked sex photos as I have been trying my best to see you
naked for years and I have not succeeded. I will get you Gwen Stefani, mark my
words. BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Danneel Harris Is Nude

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I don't know who she is. But she's naked.
Heidi Klum does speimen. I mean milk.
Lake Bell goes green.
Kato Kaelin wants his own reality show.
Raven Symone is a fat pig.
Best celebrity Halloween costumes.
Keira Knightly is a slut.
$40 million is not enough for Guy Ritchie.
JoaquinPhoenix quit acting. Thank God.

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Lindsay Lohan Still Likes Cock

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It seems as though the only person LiLo wants to sleep with these days is Samantha
Ronson. But not so fast. Lindsay according to NY Daily News is still flirting with and
seducing young men in Hollywood. Here are some quotes, "She has been telling
everyone over and over that she’s still into guys." One friend spilled to us. "She keeps
saying if anything went wrong with Sam she would date a guy next. She even flirts
with guys when they go out." Sounds sexy. I don't really see what the big deal is. If
you are bi, you're bi. It's Lindsay Lohan for Christ's sake. I am indifferent on if she is
dating a smokin' hot girl,which she isn't, or just some up and coming douche bag in
Hollywood. It kind of erks me that she isn't dating someone hotter. She can get almost
any girl in Hollywood and instead she s dating that troll SamRo. I would like to see a
Megan Fox and LiLo hook-up. Or a Jodie Marsh and Lilo Hook-up. LiFox or MarshLo.
That sounds sexy.

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Boys Body Found In Missing Chevy

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I am going to catch up alot of your people as you may or may not know what the hell
I am talking about because I haven't posted on this subject yet. A few days ago Jennifer
Hudson's mother and brother were found shot dead in their Chicago apartment. Alot
of people supected Jennifer's brother-in-law and he has been taken into custody and is
not cooperating with police. Well, now the police have found a missing Chevy Suburban
beleived to be the get away car. They have found the body of Julian King the 7 year old
nephew of Jennifer Hudson. It is her sister Julia's son. Just before the kid was found
Jennifer offered a $100,000 reward to anyone who could give police a tip leading to
the safe return of Julian King. What is weird is that unlike most celebrities, Jennifer
didn't issue any statements through an agent. Instead she used her Myspace page to
reach out to people. For the most part she asked if people would keep them in their
prayers. Sorry for the bummer news people, but this is all people are writing about.
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Alyson Hannigan Is Pregnant

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Yowza! She is gonna look hot. Can you imagine her with decked out Mom boobs?
I am looking forward to following this pregnancy. Usually I don't care about who
is or isn't pregnant in Holywood. That is why I haven't done any stoires on Jennifer
Aniston. I just hope this doesn't effect the How I Met Your Mother filming because
HIMYM is my new favorite show on t.v. So needless to say I am pretty psyched and
I think after her pregnancy is over she can finally resign from her duties as chair-
woman for the itty bitty titty comitee. Alexis Denisof is the lucky dog that actually
got to bang Alyson Hannigan. What a lucky guy. I would give my left nut to have
a peice of that. I predict more of a pear shaped pregnancy. I am sure her whole
body will keeps its shape while her stomach just EXPLODES. Congrats Alyson.
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Guy Ritchie Is A Little Bitch

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Aside from being married to one of the top 10 ugliest people in the history of man,
Madonna, Guy Ritchie has something else to cry about. Apparently he is all choked
up about his only biological child Rocco wearing a Yankees t-shirt. Of course it isn't
his disgust for the baseball team that lead him to tears. It is the fact that Madonna
is dating the baseball player Alex Rodriguez. I say let kids be kids. If he is wearing
the shirt it is probably because The Yankees are one of the best baseball teams in
all of history. Guy is looking at it as if Rocco was wearing a shirt saying "Team Madonna."
The divorce is predicted to get pretty nasty. It even came to the point where Guy said
she was, "old,fat,ugly and wrinkled." Well YEA! We all know that about Madonna.
Granted Madonna doesn't have cellulite like alot of celebs out there but she has
disgusting little muscles that pop out when she is on stage and her hands rank right
up there with Sarah Jessica Parker on looking like witch hands. I don't see why Guy
would be upset at all. Madonna has a fortune of over $500 million and he is about
to get a big chunk out of that. Not to mention, HE WILL GET RID OF MADONNA.
This guy should be dancing in circles and singing Singing In The Rain.
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Teen U.S.A. Got Stripped Of Her Crown

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I wish she had just gotten stripped.
More Angelina Jolie W Magazine
pictures.
Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant?
Britney Spears is working on her
dance moves.
Britney Spears is gonna have a
birthday soon.
The Osbournes are back baby!
Cute college girl of the day.
Cameron Richardson is smokin'
hot.
Eminem's new book will fail
miserably.

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Welcome To The Free World Nick Bollea

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Yea I know. Alot of people think Hulk Hogan's son should still be locked up for
reckless driving and leaving his friend a parapalegic. He was originally sentenced
to 8 months in jail but now he is getting out after serving only 166 days. His
early release is due to good behavior. That is his sister hugging him. I do not
know who the pedophile standing behind him is. Most people take serving 166
days in jail and take it as a lesson learning experience. But knowing his superficial
family he will probably spend the next few months of freedom getting loaded and
calling escort services. After having sex with a prostitute and accidentally knocking
her to the floor the hooker will sue and Hulk will visit his son at court and convince
him that she was a bad lady and that is was bad karma. Source

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Oh My Fucking God

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I throw this in your face bloggers. Everyone out there that looked at the Tara Reid
bikini pictures the other day and said Tara Reid looks hot. She may be able to redeem
herself. I show you THIS. As we can clearly see that Tara Reid has not redeemed her-
self and is just as gross and nauseating as ever. This is a serious case of cellulite. I
actually haven't seen a worse case since Britney Spears but this one takes the taco.
Literally. What she is doing at the beach I have no idea. There are rules on some U.S.
beaches such as no skinny dipping,no glass bottles allowed and no bon fires. There should
be a rule on the beaches of California where paparazzis swarm, NO CELLULITE.
I would continue posting on this matter but I have to run to the bathroom to puke now.

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Simon Cowell Leads People Into Depression

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Well it isn't a huge surprise that Simon Cowell's harash words can make contestants
on American Idol depressed. But some people have thicker skins than others. Not
Nikki McKibbin. Apparently she is on VH1's Celebrity Rehab but I don't watch that
shit. I got enough drama in my own life to be worried about what D-Lister is hooked
on coke this time around. She tells Us magazine " I came out of Idol with a lack of self-
confidence. We were heavily chaperoned, but I would buy vodka and sneak it into the
refrigerator on the bottom floor. If I wasn't too exhausted, I'd have one or two drinks."
Poor girl. She was on the first Season of American Idol by the way. She finished third
just after Justin and Kelly. Justin becomes a correspondent for TV Guide Channel and
Kelly becomes a major pop star. This shows one thing if anything else. THIRD PLACE
SUCKS. I don't remember anyone else to placed third place on American Idol and ended
up doing something with their life but I could be wrong. I don't really keep up with American
Idol. All I remember from American Idol through the years is Antonella Barba who I
voted for numerous times. I also remember Sanjaya who always has and always will be
a little gay douchebag.We will see if this girl dies from an O.D. or she prevails over her
affliction. Until then, there is a warm little place on the D-List for her.

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A Christina Brinkley sex Tape?

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OK so that is not what is being reported right now. Apparently Christina Brinkley's
ex-husband Peter Cook has shot a video with his assistant Diana Bianchi featuring
the two having sex. It is also being reported that in the video Diana performs a sexy
little striptease. which is good news because she is pretty hot and only 18 years old
at the time. Apparently the assistants attorneys are saying that she had no idea she
was being filmed but when celebrities say "I didn't know I was being filmed" basically
means" I don't want people to think I am a little slut." Now this isn't HUMONGUS
news. However, if this Cook guy was smart enough to record a sex tape with some 18
year old bimbo, who is to say that he didn't record a sex tape with Christina Brinkley?
Now THAT would be hot. I will watch the story and see if anything developes. Also I
am surprised TMZ hasn't gotten ahold of this. I would like for them to do the investigating
for me. Again, if a CB sex tape surfaces you will be the first to know. Source

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Kristin Cavallari's 15 Minutes Of Fame Are Up

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Maybe a porn career would be a good
choice.
Audrina Patridge is skinny dipping on
The Hills. Why can't this show be on
HBO?!
Big titties and campaigns just go together.
Viagra thinks John McCain has erectile
dysfunction.
Hayden Panettiere is cute when she
says the word fuck.
Cute college girl of the day.
Lauren Conrad is richer than you.
Mila Kunis. Enough said.
Mischa Barton is a drug addict and an
alcoholic.

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Samantha Ronson Proposes To Lindsay Lohan?

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There are alot of rumors floating about these days. And in Hollywood, most of the
rumors are about Lindsay Lohan. She as you know is dating Samantha Ronson and
they recently spent a good amount of time in Mexico. Vacationing. Vacationing from
what I do not know. Lohan has more or less been banned from making movies and
I am sure by associating with Lindsay Lohan Sam has been having a hard time finding
DJing gigs. The most recent rumor is that Samantha has actually popped the question
to Lindsay Lohan while on their getaway. As you all know, it is legal for them to get
married in California. Heres what MTV says, "The couple were said to be having dinner
by the beach when a waiter came over to the table and revealed a diamond ring which
had been hidden beneath a silver tray. A source who witnessed the proposal at the
£1,500 a night hotel the girls were staying at has said 'It was a gorgeous ring with a big diamond.' " Interesting. Is LiLo ready for the commitment? Can she put that ring on
her finger and vow to be a cunt bumper for life? I am sure even if she DID say yes, that
by the time we find out they will already be divorced.

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Angelina Buys Some Knives For Her Little Ones

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This bitch is fucking bizarre. In her upcoming interview with W magazine she admits
to passing down the knives she got from her mother as a teenager to her 7 year old
son Maddox. She also admits to being a self mutilater in her teen years. The self mutilation
doesn't surprise me but thinking that Brad approves of his oldest boy handling knives
at such an early age is a little hard to swallow. She also admits to stabbing friends and
letting her friends stab her. "I got knives out and had a night where we attacked each
other... it felt so primitive and it felt so honest... and then I had to deal with, you know,
not telling my mother, hiding things, wearing gauze bandages to high school." What a
freak! Freaky in a good way. But honestly if I knew a girl in high school that I knew was
a self mutilator, she would have to be pretty hot for me to date them. In Angelina Jolie's
case, yes I would fuck her. Can you imagine Angelina bringing her little boy along to
a bank and him whipping out a 6 inch switchblade? This will make news people. I am
telling you now. Source

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Kath & Kim Was Kinda Stupid

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I tuned in like I always do on Thursday night to NBC to watch the most hysterical tv
lineup in television history. I as usual enjoyed The Office and My Name Is Earl but for
some reason this odd little show appeared in the line up. Kath & Kim. There were a
few very little chuckle parts of the show but for the most part was a complete failure.
Next week I will tune in because I don't beleive NBC would petray me with a crappy
show. I only have 90% confidence though. As you all remember NBC tried to do this
with a show called Victoria Beckham: Coming To America. It too was a failure. A
huge stinking failure. That was possibly one of the worst shows in primetime history.
Hopefully, if and when the ratings do not come in for next weeks Kath & Kim, they
will cut the show promptly. I am very curious as to how these shows become popular.
They say Kath & Kim was a hit in Australia. But people need to realize, AMERICA IS
NOT AUSTRALIA! Also they said in Britain The Office was a big hit before it cam to
America. But how could The Office be funny without Steve Carrel? We will all see how
this show Kath & Kim turns out but I am gonna put my money on the idea that it will
be cancelled after next weeks veiwing.

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I Am Jealous Of This Kid

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Here you have the November issue of W magazine. On it is a picture that Brad Pitt
took of his wife Angelina while she is breastfeeding on of her kids. Which kid? I have
no idea. They have so many kids it is hard to keep track of. Nevertheless, there is the
little bugger going to town on Angelina Jolie's tit. Jealous? Jealous is not the word.
Maybe somewhere in some foreign language that I am not aware of there is a word
to describe what I am feeling towards that kid right now. And you know what else?
She is gonna be just fine. Most "normal" people after breastfeeding for weeks on end
they start to lose the maliability of their breast. But not Angelina. She will bounce right
back into place. Because she is a celebrity. And celebrities are perfect. The same goes
for Gwen Stefani. After she is done breastfeeding her little ankle-biter she will maintain
healthy looking breats. Of course, Gwen didn't HAVE breasts before getting pregnant.
So anything upstairs is an improvement.

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Some People Never Change

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Michelle Rodriguez. Still a lesbian.
[ The Blemish ]

Though braless, this isn't REALLY a
Lindsay Lohan see-through.
[ Egotastic ]

Is it me or does Britney Spears look
incredibly hot in her new Womanizer
video?
[ Fatback Media ]

Brooke Hogan turned down Playboy?
Maybe she isn't the attention whore
we all thought she was.
[ Geno's world ]

Cute college girl of the day.
[ College Humor ]

Kim Kardashian is au naturale.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Jennifer Ellsion 2009 calendar preview.
[ Popoholic ]

Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant again? Haha!
[ Daily Stab ]

Avril Lavigne topless! Well not really.
[ City Rag ]

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P!nk Likes Cock

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Well this is not surprising. Pink was recently asked what she misses most about her ex-
husband Carey Hart. Her response? "I really loved my husband's penis. It was really
pretty." Now some people may be grossed out my this, but not me. I am reading between
the lines. The message here is, Pink is single and she likes to have sex. This is great news.
I myself am an avid lover of sex and happen to have a very pretty penis. I can't lose with
this broad. I personally would love to hear Pink hit the high notes as I violated her in many
different ways in bed. This is a good thing.

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O.J. Simpson May Do Life In Jail

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Well this has been a long time coming. O.J. Simpson on the 13th anniversary to the day
has been convivted on a number of criminal charges. Charges including, assault with a
deadly weapon,kidnapping and armed robbery. All of this going down in Las Vegas court
for a crime that was commited almost a year ago if I am not mistaken. His sentencing
doesn't come around until Dec.5 but I think we all know what he will face. He has a minimum
of 5 years to do for this crime and has a maximum possiblity of life in prison. However
the charges add up, all time for the charges are to run consecutavly. I am pretty sure I
didn't spell that right. What the hell? Out of all this press coverage I would be sure that the
Goldman family would be standing on a pedastal giving their 2 cents on what should happen
in the sentencing hearing. But not a word. Not a peep. Just O.J. and his fans typing up
articles on the net and doing press coverage on the news. I am not saying I am an O.J fan.
I am not. But his 2007 memoire If I Did It was probably one of the best books I have read
in my entire life. Don't worry. Notorious News won't be all serious on tomorrows post. I will
get back to Paris Hilton flashing her cooch and Lindsay Lohan making out with her fugly
boy-wanna-be boyfriend in Mexico tomorrow. I promise.

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Say It Ain't So

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Rumors are flying about in Hollywood, or should I say Los Cabos Mexico that Lindsay
Lohan and Samantha Ronson are trying to adopt children. Yikes! First I think they
should get married. It is legal in California after all. Could you imagine this freak trying
to raise kids? Its just digusting. And what the hell would they say about Mommy #2?
Samantha. Is that a boy? Thats is what they would be saying. Theres nothing much to
be said about this other than I hope the rumors are just rumors. Any reality to this story
would be WAY to much to handle.

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Britney Spears Wants You To Smell Like Her

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As you may or may not know, Britney Spears in her life in the public eye has released
a number of perfumes. None of them smell like Cheetos or Starbuck's mochas so none
of them are really realistic if a fan wanted to smell like Britney Spears. This December
just in time for Christmas Britney will released yet another perfume. It will be called
Hidden Fantasy. Ugh! And she is serious about its release. She won't be on her own in
this endeavor. She will be partnered with elizabeth Arden while attempting this venture.
Here is what is being said. "According to an industry insider, as of right now Elizabeth
Arden will release the new fragrance in December, which will coincide with Britney’s
album launch for 'Circus,' her 6th studio album.According to other unconfirmed online
reports, an Elizabeth Arden Makeup artist says the fragrance is called Hidden Fantasy.
'The bottle of Hidden Fantasy is the same as the previous two,' says the insider, 'only
difference is the color red on it.' The perfume has a cherry scent with a hint of vanilla."
This shit sounds gross. Do celebrities even make any money when they put out fragrances?
I never heard of a celebrity that is already worth tens of millions of dollars paying their
bills with the money made from desperate fans trying to smell like them. To each their
own.

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Mystery Girl

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I don't know who this chick is that is spending
so much time with Audrina Patridge but I love
her tattoos.
[ The Blemish ]

Lindsay Lohan looks MUCH batter than Samantha
Ronson in a bikini.
[ Egotastic ]

Miss Lennox tells us her plans on becoming a Playboy
bunny.
[ Fatback Media ]

Kim Kardashian got the boot from Dancing With
The Stars.
[ L.A. Rag Mag ]

The Heather Locklier mug shot. She still looks pretty
good for an older chick.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Will the new Guns N' Roses cd be available by
Christmas time?
[ Geno's World ]

Miley Cyrus can't stand to be away from her
pedophile boyfriend.
[ The Bosh ]

Scarlett Johansson got married. Fuck you
Ryan Reynolds!
[ Popoholic ]

Jessica Simpson sang on Dancing With The
Stars. Yea, it was probably the highlight of
her career.
[ Popsugar ]

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