Celebrity News

Here is Gwen Stefani on the cover of Elle and I am guessing she has a little interview inside where she talks about the glory days of No Doubt because they sure as hell have not been doing anything lately. She is hot so I like looking at pics of her but I could honestly give a shit less about what this woman actually has to say. Just shut up and look pretty Gwen. That is what you're good at.

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Usuakly I am happy when a celebrity I like gets pregnant but this news comes just months after a No Doubt reunion and I really wanna hear some new music from them. Of course this news isn't 110% sure as Stefani has not made an announcement but I am pretty sure it is possible. When Gwen wants to stop making babies and wants to start shaking heer amazing ass on stage again call me. In the meantime I am going to watch archival vids.

I present to you Zuma Stefani. Or Zuma Rossdale. Or Zuma Stefani-Rossdale. It
doesn't really matter. what matters is that Gwen Stefani had 2 kids and is still
smokin' hot. Us magazine quotes Gwen from her site, "We wanted to share with
you the first photo of Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale." That's a big fucking name. I
am usually not into women with kids, but I would make an excemption for Gwen
Stefani. She grew killer Mom boobs since she was pregnant and they still haven't
gone completely away. This excites me as pre-pregnancy she was very much so
flat chested. Not no more. Congratulations Gwen. I look forward to a red carpet
nipple slip or some leaked sex photos as I have been trying my best to see you
naked for years and I have not succeeded. I will get you Gwen Stefani, mark my
words. BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!