Crossing the Blues

Natalie Portman Nude In Hotel Chevalier

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As you know I love Natalie Portman and I love her even more when she
is naked. Here she is naked in Hotle Chavelier which is a prelude to her
new movie The Darjeeling Limited. So who knows how naked she will be
in that. For more pics and video check out, this site .


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There Is A Meg White Sex Tape

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If you don't know who Meg White is, she is in The White Stripes. If
you don't know who The White Stripes are, it is because you have
good taste. Apparently eg White found some time out from touring
to make a sex tape with some faceless man. This is one of the most
un attractive sex tapes since, well ever. Her boobs are saggy and
she's kind of fat. If you want to see it, click here .

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Kim Kardashian's Enormous Ass Will Be In Playboy

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Yep, according to Us Magazine Kim Kardashian will pose nude in
the upcoming December issue of Playboy. They didn't say she will
being showing all of herself though. They said she will show her boobs
and her butt. Her butt! That enormous freaky ass. I bet she shows
off by holding a dictionary between her cheeks. And get this, the spread
will be 12 pages. I am assuming they need at least 3 to cover her entire
pooper. Beware Playboy readers. December is going to be a very
happy Christmas.

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Jessica Simpson Is A Hick

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And here are pictures to prove it.
Paris Hilton is hanging with her bitch.
Hayden Panettiere is hanging with
her bitch too.
Paris Hilton is also climbing a fence
like a monkey.
Natalie Portman's nude ass coming to
a theatre near you!
Pamela Anderson in a bikini. Because
it is Wednesday.
Paris Hilton is also dressing like a
slut.
Julia Louis Dreyfus is an old cunt.
Vanessa Anne Hudgens may pose for
a mens magazine.

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Sex Tapes,Sex Tapes,Sex tapes

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If there is one good thing that comes out of Hollywood, there is
celebrty sex tapes. As of now, 3 are pending. Rather or not these
truly exist are for the reader. One being Lindsay Lohan running
around rehab in Promises of Malibu stark naked. It was taken
by another patient with a cell phone. Another is Jason Wahler of
The Hills having PG-13 sex with Laura Conrad. After he was arrested
he claimed he had no such tape, but then rumors surfaced that
Laura confirmed the tape, but Jason Wahler was not in possession
of it. The third, and my favorite is Vanessa Anne Hudgens nude
sex tape. It is apparently of her sitting naked in front of a
Christmas tree with a Santa hat on saying,"I want Santa to
come up my chimney cause I have been a good girl."
Well, I still haven't seen this, but it is the one I want to see MUCH
more than the others. This too was taken by a camera phone.
Now there are others. Just not likely we will see any of them.
When something surfaces, you will most likely see it here first.
Stay tuned.



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Jessica Simpson Wants To Be Artificially Inseminated

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Apparently she wants to have Ken Paves' baby. I don't know who he
is but apparently he is Jessica Simpson's hair stylist. A source told More
Magazine,"Jessica has considered adopting but I thik she has always
wanted to experience pregnancy." What a retard. She wants to experience
pregnancy,but more than likely she doesn't want to experience birth.
Why can't she just find a guy to knock her up? I am free.

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Even More Vanessa Anne Hudgens Sexy Photos

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It just doesn't quit with this chick. First we see her nude, then we
see her posing sexy in semi clothed pictures. Now we have her
acting sexy with her friends. Granted these won't "ruin" her
career, but it cant be making the Execs at Disney happy. I
seems that after one photo gets leaked, theres another, and
another, and another. These are just of her posing in lesbo
looking pics, like party pics. They are very Lohan-Minnillo
esque. And I won't take anymore of your time, here they are.
Note: When I get the uncensored pictures I will post those
and take down the censored. Also I think the girl with
VAH in the first pic is Ashley Tisdale.








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Hayden Panettiere Is Single

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And looking good.
Jessica Simpson is going to
start singing country music.
Mary-Kate Olsen is going
to get stoned on Weeds.
Kate Moss is topless.
Fred Durst is coming to
the big screen.
Lindsay Lohan is in even
more trouble.
JLo is preggers.
KFed is still pimpin on
One Tree Hill.
Vanessa Anne Hudgens might
get the boot from Disney
and Neutrogena.

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Mr. Belding Tried To Get Some Poon

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Dennis Haskins, a.k.a. Mr.Belding from Saved by the Bell was out and
about at Koi last night, apparently trying to score. He bought a handful
of roses for $5 a piece. Afterwards he started handing them out to ladies.
Probably old ladies. This is gross, but all the news we have at 12:00 on
September 11.

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TMZ Confirms Vanessa Anne Hudgens Photo Is Her!

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I already knew it was her but now we have a reputibal website

actually say " Yes it is her." You can read the story here but

I have the quote, Hudgens rep says, "This was a photo that

was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate

that this has become public." Not unfortunate at all. In fact

it is quite fortunate. However I am seeing posts that VAH

has been dropped from Disney. If that is confirmed I will

post as soon as I find out. Now enjoy these photos.















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Vanessa Anne Hudgens Is Nude!

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Dear fucking god what a glorious day it is. Finally we have some
Vanessa Anne Hudgins nude pics. The story behind it is, she
took them for Zac Effron when she was 18, and then a third
party got ahold of them and now they are on the internet.
To think I thought today would be another slow news day.
Are they grainy?Yes. Does it matter? No.















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There Was A Lohan Sighting In Utah

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She hasn't been seen recently, but she was spotted at a Rite Aid
in Utah. I personally miss Lindsay Lohan. And all her silly stoned
ways. I am looking forward to her getting released from rehab,
but I am looking even more forward to her incarceration after
her DUI conviction.All I can say is I love her and I cannot wait
for her to get released.




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