Its Friday, so happy Friday. Here is Jessiann Gravel Beland in a
bikini. Who is she? Does it matter? No. Go here to see more of
her. Enjoy.
Its a slow news day, so here you have Laura Conrad in a bikini.
There were others from The Hills which is a crappy show. The
news today is slow so here you go.
And I have pictures to prove
it. [ Egotastic ]
Anna Kournikova is in a
bikini too. [ The Blemish ]
Amy Whinehouse is the
ugliest person alive.
Cindy Crawford has a great
rack. [ Mad Hollywood ]
Alyssa Milano has hairy
man arms.
There may be a Elisha
Cuthbert sex tape.
[ Geno's World ]
Lindsay Lohan relapsed
in rehab of course.
Keanu Reeves actually
found some more work.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Jessica Alba gets another
award for being the hottest
woman alive.
[ Celebroundup ]
I love this girl. And I cannot get enough of her. She hasn't been in a
real magazine in months. And to top it all off, she flashes a nipple!
Hooray for Paris. Just click on the pic above to get the nipple shot.
Aside from Michael Vick finding god and Hulk Hogans son being in a
car accident, today has been a slow news day. ButI have good news
for you. Jessica Simpson has a huge rack. This is her leaving Les Deux
last night sporting a skin tight white shirt. Apparently it was a warm
night because we have no pokies. This is still a great way to kick
off Monday morning.
Yea, its August 24 and I waited all day for the Linday Lohan arrainment.
And since that didn't come, you get Michael Vick. As of today he has been
suspended without pay from the NFL. You can read more here . I got nothing
more other than I hope he gets 5 years in the clink.
According to TMZ Lindsay Lohan will not be charged with a felony but
7 misdemeanors instead. But there is good news with all of this. If she
is convicted of DUI on both counts, which she will be, she will get a minimum
of 4 days in jail. So that pretty much sinched it that Lohan will get
jail time. Her court date is tomorrow. I am looking forward to seeing
Lohan dragged away to be thrown in the clink. If you wanna see total coverage
go to LiLoDUI.com
By reading the bible.
[ Mad Hollywood ]
And going white water
rafting. [ Celebrity Cowboy ]
Jennifer Lopez is going to
be a dominatrix in her new
video. [ Geno's World ]
Nicole richie rockin the
preggers bump.
Kimberly Stewart has the
fugliest ass in the world.
Tomkat are sleeping in
seperate beds. [ The Blemish]
Sienna Miller topless on the
beach. [ Egotastic ]
Paris Hilton thinks she is
on the show Entourage.
[ News Toob ]
Mich Jaggers daughter is nude
on a beach. [ The Star Blogger ]
Thats right motherfuckers she is finally 18! She is no longer
jailbait. Not that that makes any difference. Now she can pick
up some smokes after a night of hot sex. She can also buy porn. I
am going to take her shopping in the Red Light District in Amsterdam.
The day has finally come, and I am sure alot of guys are sighing a
large sigh of relief. Now the countdown begins until she is 21, when she
can rent a car and have a mortgage.
Well since DUI's and cocaine possession is not the quickest way to
earn roles in Hollywood, Lohan has decided to release her third CD.
According to NY Daily News " relations between Mottola and Lohan
have cooled. And others at Universal Music are approaching her
cautiously." I don't blame them. They probably don't like getting
chased down the street by a former child star ripped to the tits
on cocaine and Red Bull. But I think Lohan making a CD is a bad
idea, not because she is trying to clean herself up, but because
Lohan singing anywhere is just bad apples.
Oh yea baby! I knew these pictures would surface. And what did I
say about these pictures? As soon as they surface I will post them
here. And all of our dreams came true. These were taken in Mexico
and reports said that OK! Magazine bought the pictures for $400,000
and promised to never publish them. But these have leaked from
god knows where. If any more leak I will post those as well. So here
you have it, a clean cut Vanessa Minillo in the buff showing her Va-
jay-jay. I apologize for the graininess but you take what you get.
Hooray!
I know I can't believe it either. Just thinking of the noise pollution
this retard will put out makes me wanna set off a pair of M-80's
right next to my ear. Her new song "Body Language" polluted the
airways this morning on Ryan Seacrest's show 102.7 Kiss-FM.
Clcik here to hear it. I gotta admit, Heidi is hot, and I like her alot.
But no one from The Hills, or Newport Harbor , or Laguna Beach
should be trying to make CD's.
And quacks like a duck. [ Egotastic ]
Mandy Moore looks like a vampire.
[ The Blemish ]
Jessica Alba is nipply. [ Celebroundup ]
Christina Applegate is on the market.
Don Imus is coming back to radio. Look
out nappy headed hoes. [ News Toob ]
Anne Hathaway gave a blowjob to
some dude. [ The Hollywood Gossip ]
Lindsay Lohan looks like a sober
ginger kid. [ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]
But is hot in Maxim. [ The Star Blogger ]
Ben Kingsley made out with May-Kate
Olsen. [ Geno's World ]
Paris Hilton has just sold her home for $4.25 mil. Thast pretty fuckin
sweet. TMZ is reporting that her 1920's spanish style house sold in ten
days with a nice 45% markup. She bought it in 2004 for $2.9 mil. I
am just seeing the sky shot, but it looks pretty fuckin nice. I could
crash there. God knows how many other guys did. I am curious as
to where she moves now. I am also curious is PARISEXPOSED.COM
is still spraypainted on the outside wall. That shits funny. I am
guessing she is moving to a bigger better crib.One made of gold and
camera lenses.
Apparently KFed was about to get himself a little movie role. He was
suppose to star opposite of Reeves in " The Night Watchman." Or at
least he was in the movie. He was fired from the film but his manager
didn't tell him. He found out he was cut when he showed up for a curtain
call. Thats hysterical. KFed is such a loser. But when it comes to him and
Britney, he is a winner. I can imagine the tears he cried when he found out
he wasn't going to be in the film. I personally, if I heard of a movie starring
KFed, I would go see it. Definately. I mean he can't be as bad at acting
as he is rapping. And I saw him on CSI, he was convincing as a slacker
onlooked who talked "jive" to the cops. I think KFed should be a wizard
in Harry Potter 6.
And its about god damn time. I assumed she would weigh 85 lbs until
she had the kid and then everyone would be asking Where the hell did the
kid come from? Now she is showing, and showing some nice cleavage
too. Nicole looks good and has looked good for some time know, it took
getting knocked up to give her some body weight tha actually made
her attractive.
Yep, heres Debra Messing. You may remember her from not getting
nude in any of her films, and wearing skimpy clothes in Will and Grace.
And here she is again being a prude. I just found out shes 39. Yuck.
Yummy. [ Fatback and Collards ]
Charlize Theron in a bikini, not so
yummy. [ The Blemish ]
Rumor Willis is half naked and in a
dunce cap. Why? [ Egotastic ]
Is Christina Aguilera pregnant?
Furthermore do we care?
Heres the sex scene from Lindsay Lohans
movie, so do't waste your money to
go see it. [ News Toob ]
Jessica Biel is using one of those
telephone booth things.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Paris Hilton is designing clothes for her
15 dogs. [ The Star Blogger ]
Michelle Rodriguez is hot.
[ Geno's World ]
Helen Hunts disgusting cellulite
covered ass. Get your barfbags ready.
Jessica Biel is filming her new movie Powder Blue, and apparently
she plays the part of the most normal looking girl in the wold. She
doesn't look bad just normal. I till say if I ever met her in real life
she would punch me in the face. She is just butch like that. This
will probably be the last Jessica Biel post here because she has aleady
made the decision not to go nude in any of her movies. Which sucks.
But if you are niot gonna have nude Jessica Biel, then why have any
Jessica Biel at all?
For 30 days and $30,000 Lohn has found herself a new place to act
sober while she awaits her trial on Aug.24. According to The Insider
Lohan has checked into The Cirque Lodge in Sundance, Utah that treats
drug addicts. I know what you're thinking. Does this mean that Lohan
doesn't have to go to court on Aug.24 ? No. She will still have to appear
for her arrainment for DUI, driving without a liscense, possession of
ccaine, and just about every other thing that is illegal that one human
being can accomplish in a span of 24 hours. When she arrived at the medical
facility she underwent a huge psycho analysis and physical exam. Which
meant Lohan had to do alot of bullshitting. This is a farce of course, and
she will get months behind bars when she goes to court. And will mroe than
likely be repremanded there and not allowed to return to the treatment
facility. The countdwn has begun. When will Lohan hit the fan? 18 more days.
18 more days.
Yes thats right, chock full of STD's and Madonna juices, Madonna's panties
has made their way to the marketplace. 17 notes and 7 nude polaroids are
being auctioned off by James Albright, her boyfriend from the 90's. He's
selling them because he is in debt. Who want to buy Madonna panties?
I don't know. But the pictures sound fun. If it is something even Madonna
doesn't want to be seen by the public then you know they are raunchy.
Rauchier than Madonna herself. I am thinking spread eagle with a
lollipop in her mouth. Or maybe on her knees with a dog chain around
her neck. Maybe both. We can only dream.
This morning on Good Morning America Nicole Richie was interveiwed
by Diane Sawyer. Nicole admitted she took drugs the day she drove
the wrong way on the freeway, but said she didn't think the drugs would
effect her driving. She also admitted to being pregnant which we all already
knew, but there you have it again. While she sat there with douchebag boy
bander Joel Madden, she said she is not afraid of jail, just the unknown.
They also talked about how they don't know what the child will be,
boy,girl. They won't know til its born. I got a guess how about stillborn.
Nicole Richie is like 3 months pregnant with it and she still isn't showing.
The chick weighs 95 lbs. and is pregnant. I won't hold my breath for a
live birth, but if you;re really optimistic you can.
They never get old.[ Egotastic ]
Hayden also likes to lick her ass.
Paris Hilton is still smothered
with dogs. [ Celebrity Puke ]
E! gave The Simple Life the
axe. [ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]
Gwen Stefani is waaaay to hot
for Malaysia. [ Geno's World ]
Heidi Klum is MILF of the year.
Even after 45 days in jail Paris has
not lost her ability to go commando.
[ Gabby Babble ]
Nicole Richie comfirms that she is
pregnant. [ Celebitchy ]
Lohan thinks shes the best actress
in the world. [ The Blemish ]
