Crossing the Blues

And quacks like a duck. [ Egotastic ]
Mandy Moore looks like a vampire.
Jessica Alba is nipply. [ Celebroundup ]
Christina Applegate is on the market.
Don Imus is coming back to radio. Look
out nappy headed hoes. [ News Toob ]
Anne Hathaway gave a blowjob to
some dude. [ The Hollywood Gossip ]
Lindsay Lohan looks like a sober
ginger kid. [ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]
But is hot in Maxim. [ The Star Blogger ]
Ben Kingsley made out with May-Kate
Olsen. [ Geno's World ]