Crossing the Blues

Linkage

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Full list of Razzie Award winners- Busy Bee Blogger

Justin Bieber is trying to turn his dad into a rapper- Celeb Baby Laundry

Lady Gaga shows off her new hairstyle- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Lady Gaga has a new music video out- Ear Sucker

Lindsay Lohan jokes about her legal troubles but I think the state of California will have the last laugh- Fit Fab Celeb

Celebrities like electronic cigarettes now- Hilary Shepherd

The Oscars winners list- Hollywood Hiccups

This is what the celebrities wore at the Oscars- I Need My Fix

Kelly Brook is in her underwear- Lickable Celebs

Susan Sarandon is coming to 30 Rock- Mathew Guiver

David Beckham got a new tattoo- Oh The Scandal

Paris Hilton is going to court- Swanky Celebs



I never saw "The Last Airbender" but it sounds like a terrible flick and if it has anything to do with kung fu then it is. I like the Razzie awards and have been keeping an eye on them since I started blogging in 2006. Seems like a terrible movie and is worthy of the worst movie of the year award from the Razzies. If you don't know, the Razzie Awards give away awards for the worst in the year in Hollywood. Including actors,actresses and films. It is pretty funny and it is usually held around Oscar time. Be sure to check it out next year.

Maybe I am out of the loop or something but I never understood why musicians show up to movie and television award shows. Anyway, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez made their relationship public (as if it wasn't public already) and walked the red carpet at the Oscars together. I love Selena and even though her Disney shows and music sucks, she is super cute and best friends with my #1 crush of all time Demi Lovato. As for Justin, dude just got valued at an estimated $100 million so maybe Selena is after his money. We'll see.

Last night on the Oscars red carpet everyone was Tweeting,blogging, microblogging, etc. about the red carpet arrivals. I think the #1 chick who got the best reviews from numerous critics on the red carpet was Mila Kunis. I agree she is super hot but name brand dresses don't make chicks any hotter than usual. I am an idiot when it comes to fashion so I am not sure what makes this dress so good. Maybe it is because it is Mila Kunis underneath? That is my logical conclusion.

Last night Scarlett Johansson showed up to the Oscars with some dude no one has ever seen before and the "are they/aren't they" rumors began to swirl. In fact I wouldn't put it past a paparazzo or two to look at her hand to see if she was engaged. Anyway, the dude with her is her agent Joe Machota. This is why I need to move to Hollywood because I get to walk down the red carpet with super hot chicks like Scarlett Johansson and if I am lucky, may be able to brush my hand against her ass here and there.

James Franco Sucks

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Last night was the Oscars and a shit load of people tuned in to see the show and were pretty excited about the hosts, Anne Hathaway and James Franco. I didn't watch but according to a lot of websites and blogs, James Franco sucked ass. Anne Hathaway is pretty hot so she could probably do whatever she wants on stage and people would just say "awww, that's cute". Anyway, James bailed on his own after party and instead got on a plane and went back to New York where I guess he is filming a movie or something.

Charlie Sheen Wants A Raise

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Charlie Sheen gets bookoo bucks on a show called Two And A Half Men in case you don't watch tv. He gets paid $2 million an episode which is huge considering that the show Friends cast were only paid $1 million an episode. Anyway, he wants a 50% raise and wants a paycheck of $3 million an episode or he is out. I will be glad when all this Charlie Sheen bullshit drama is over cause he is not a good enough actor to be paying attention to all this crap. Also, Two And A Half Men isn't all that great of a show. I feel sorry for the staff of the show that have to go out and actually look for real work now.

Linkage

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Josh Strickland is a singer- Busy Bee Blogger

Kelly Osbourne thinks Madonna is a good mother. I wonder how much she was paid to say that?- Celeb Baby Laundry

Kim Kardashian is not ready for babies- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Demi Lovato may still be on the market after all ::smiles::- Ear Sucker

Avril Lavigne is cleavagy- Fit Fab Celeb

Vanessa Hudgens is trying to be an actress. How cute.- Have U Heard

Cameron Diaz loves porn- I Need My Fix

Raven Symone is still alive- Mathew Guiver

Lily Allen slams Kanye West over abortion Tweet- Oh The Scandal

Justin Bieber gets an allowance- The Skinny Chic

It seems that celebrities these days just can't escape the crazies. Usually I see 1 maybe two crazy stalker stories a week but today we got two of them! Anyway, Rose McGowan has a stalker that isn't as crazy as Sharon Stone's stalker but is threatening violence to Rose's agent and friends if he is not allowed to speak with her. That is a shame cause no one wants to hook up with some freak that only got to meet them because he/she threatened to beat their agents ass if they didn't go out on a date. This guy is going about it all wrong. He does not know the first thing about stalking. I could teach him a thing or two.

Sharon Stone has a stalker that broke into her house on Feb.11 and thinks that his mother is Hilary Clinton and on top of that, she bought Sharon Stone's house for him. They don't really get any crazier than that but I live in St.Louis so I have seen crazier. Anyway, Sharon got a restraining order against this guy and she should. I hope Sharon stays safe.

Christina Aguilera has a lot of people surrounding her concerned for her. Rather it be balling her eyes out while wasted at night clubs or getting into fights with her mom, she is a mess. She still looks hot as hell but I think she is trying to find where she stands in the music world now that Lady Gaga is around. People are calling her Clonetina. I don't quite understand that as Christina was around for a decade before Gaga but I am not really a fan of Christina so I can not tell you whether her music is good or not. Still much, MUCH hotter than Gaga though.

Ewan McGregor Found Work

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Ewan McGregor who has been in such hits as "The Island", "Trainspotting" and "The Men Who Stare At Goats" has found another film to star in. Or at least co-star in. It is called "Jack The Giant Killer" which I thought was a Tim Burton film because of "Jack And The Giant Peach" but nay. It is a spinoff of Jack And The Beanstalk which I don't think has been made into a movie yet. I doubt this thing will get Oscar buzz but it seems like a kinda cool movie and I automatically like anything that Ewan McGregor is in. So check it out!

This Is Gross

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Kathy Griffin and the Old Spice guy are dating now. This is just gross. Not that the Old Spice guy is gross. I am straight but I can tell you for sure that he is sexy. Kathy Griffin on the other hand, barf! I am not sure which old lady the Old Spice guy threw in front of a train to deserve the fate of dating a chick like Kathy Griffin but he needs to go back in time and undo whatever bad shit it is that he did. A nasty couple indeed.

See Ya Two And A Half Men

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Remember the show Two And A Half Men? I am not sure if you remembered cause there hasn't been a new episode on in so long. Well Charlie Sheen has no interest in continuing to be on the show any longer and production of this season will end immediately. I say they just go ahead and cancel the show cause it is full of cheap laughs and the overall theme is pretty repetitive anyway.

Linkage

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Billy Ray Cyrus is trying to fix his fucked up family- Celeb Baby Laundry

Uncensored Rihanna abuse pics- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Kim Kardashian's giant ass is au naturale- Ear Sucker

Rihanna is see through- Fit Fab Celeb

Alyssa Milano is showing off her baby bump- Have U Heard

George Clooney will never be president- Hilary Shepherd

Zac Efron is filming- I Need My Fix

Is Suri Cruise drinking coffee?- Mathew Guiver

They are remaking " The Bodyguard". Good lord.- Oh The Scandal

Halle Berry was honored- Swanky Celebs

Gisele Bundchen is modeling- The Skinny Chic

Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama are a couple again. This sucks. Demi is my #1 crush of all time and if she hooks up with pretty boys like Wilmer Valderrama, I will never have a shot at her. Anyway, she is doing well since getting out of rehab and I am very, very happy for her. Now she needs to make some more videos with Selena Gomez when she isn't sucking face with Justin Bieber.

It is being reported that JC Chasez had $150 in cash and two pairs of designer sunglasses jacked from his 2005 Mercedes. Why this dude is driving an 05' and not a 11' is beyond me. Anyway, I am sure that wasn't his life saving and he still has millions left over from his days with 'NSYNC.

Tonya Harding Had A Kid

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I reported on this blog not too long ago that Tonya Harding was pregnant and now she has given birth to a little boy. I am not sure if the knee busting lessons come before the ABC's or not but I am sure she will hammer out the details. Get it? Hammer? I kill me!

I really miss the days when Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton were tearing up the tabloids. I know that those days are long gone but I can still write about them every now and then even when they are doing pretty much nothing out of the ordinary. Here is Nicole Richie coming out of what looks like a gym judging by her clothing. I am glad she is doing what she can to keep her stomach tight after having a kid and all. Unlike that chick Kate Gosselin who has a tummy tuck afterwards because she is too busy getting puked on from little kids to actually go out and jog.

David Arquette Comes Clean

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David Arquette just got out of rehab and he decided to tell his boring drug story on Oprah for some reason. I can not stand Oprah and I will be glad when she finally retires from daytime tv. I do not see why it is important to know about an actor's drug problems when he hasn't had real work since the original Scream movie. Anyway, I am looking forward to Scream 4 and to Oprah Winfrey's retirement. You're LEEEEEEAVIIIIIING!

Charlie Sheen who just got out of rehab (aka his mansion) is getting ready to go back to filming Two And A Half Men but before he does that, he wants some girly time with his ex wife Brooke Mueller, Bree Olsen and Natalie Kenly. It is not set in stone that he will have a four way with them and why he decided to bring Brooke Mueller along when he has those other two hottys I do not know but it is safe to say that Charlie will get laid this week. They are going to the Bahamas where Charlie will have the next best thing to a mountain of cocaine, sex with three women. Good for him.

Linkage

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Lindsay Lohan is driving again- Busy Bee Blogger

Madonna battles with daughter Lourdes over borrowed clothing- Celeb Baby Laundry

Chris Brown can go near Rihanna now- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Did Miley Cyrus and John Mayer hook up?- Ear Sucker

Selena Gomez shows off her awesome legs- Fit Fab Celeb

Natalie Portman's perfume ad is sexy- Have U Heard

Owen Wilson may not be a baby daddy after all- Hilary Shepherd

Kelly Osbourne is...dare I say it...hot- I Need My Fix

Irina Shayk is on the cover of DT- Lickable Celebs

Kate Moss is wasted- Mathew Guiver

Justin Timberlake is not as asshole- Oh The Scandal

Vanessa Hudgens cheated on her diet- Swanky Celebs

J.Lo has new music out- The Skinny Chic

Drew Barrymore is dating the son of the former Chanel CEO Will Kopelman. Maybe this is the dude who finally gets it right and turns the video camera on during sex. I don't know much about this guy other than I do not like him for taking Drew Barrymore off the market but I guess as long as they are having a good time, it is all good.

Jennifer Aniston who has pretty much had the same hair cut and color since her days with the show Friends showed off a shorter cut which everyone thinks is so edgy. If the bitch did a straight on Emma Watson cut, then it would be edgy. This shit looks normal. Anyway, bitch looks hot as ever and I am quite curious as to know if the carpet matches the drapes but that is another post for another time.

Alyssa Milano Is Preggers

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Super hotty and failed big screen actress Alyssa Milano is allegedly pregnant. Well...not allegedly. Her rep told People magazine that she has a bun in the over and sources close to the actress are saying she is thrilled. The only problem is is that she is 38. The chance of a deformity or something like that is MUCH greater when you conceive at that age. She would be better off adopting. Anyway, good for her.

It seems that Ryan Phillipe is dipping his dip stick into just about all the...pies...or something. Anyway, this dude just broke up with Amanda Seyfried which I thought was a huge mistake until it was reported that he has been hooking up with Rihanna for some time now. I personally would let both celebrities know that I was a millionaire and extremely good looking and try to arrange for a hook up with both of them at the same time but I am not sure if Ryan Phillipe has that Hugh Hefner savvy.

You know, if someone were a paparazzi target and they seemed to get their face in the tabloids all the time, I usually wouldn't mind it. How long could that last anyway? Six months? A year? 18 months? Fuck no. This obsession with the tabloids with Lindsay Lohan has been goin' on since the chick was like 16 and now she 24. I figured that after she went to rehab and the world had a break from her we would all be more tolerant to seeing her mug in the papers cause we had all just had a vacation but no. It is the same old shit, different day. She is apparently going to plea out in the grand theft jewelry theft today and she may be going to jail which I think would do her some good cause the bitch said she would stay away from clubs and lead a normal life which she has failed to live up to. Maybe jail will do her some good.

Jesse James who is currently engaged to probably the coolest chick in the world, Kat Von D, is penning a memoir and already has a book deal with Simon & Schuster. It is going to be called " American Outlaw" and it is expected to be released later this year. Hopefully it is one of those raunchy and scandalous memoirs where he talks about what Sandra Bullock is like in the bedroom but I think Jesse is more conservative than that and will probably talk about motorcycles more than anything else. And that is fine with me.

Justin Bieber is a desperate attempt to lose his virginity sent over an entire flower shops worth of flowers to Selena Gomez. They seemed to be getting pretty cozy at the beach so I am sure this little stunt nabbed him some tail for sure.

Britney Spears' new video "Hold It Against Me" is doing very well even though it is not all that great of a song. In the video there is a Sony tv and ads for plentyoffish.com as well as placements for some fragrance or some shit. It is rumored that Britney has made over six figures off the placements in her vid. I think it took away from the video cause a music video is supposed to be a piece of art and I don't wanna watch and start thinking "BUY SONY" all of a sudden. Anyway, the song would have been better off without a video. I am just saying.

The father of Miley Cyrus, Billy Ray Cyrus, was set to go on The View to bitch about how his life has gone downhill since Miley has become an adult and to of course be asked about Miley using drugs. Miley called her agent or whatever and had the appearance cancelled. I guess she is turning into the next Lindsay Lohan and making shitty movies and trying to get out of control from her father. This is just a sad story all around. I wouldn't change shoes with Miley Cyrus if you paid me $1 million.

Charlie Sheen is still doing rehab at his mansion in california but just because he is a homebody for the forthcoming weeks doesn't mean he can not get a new girlfriend. From this photo it looks like she is Julie Benz but I am sure she wouldn't date a scumbag like Sheen. Anyway, she is hot and I am happy for him. Soon he will be back to making cheap comedy for obese people.

Justin Bieber Got A Haircut

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Justin Bieber thinks that since he has a bunch of money now and is collaborating with everyone under the sun, trying to capitalize off his 15 minutes of fame, he can shun the thing that made him famous. His haircut! He hired TMZ to be there to document the moment because he is full of himself like that. I am not going to crown this dude as a celebrity until he releases another album and has at least one hit off of it because until then, he is a one hit wonder.

Linkage

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Those are some big friggin' flowers- Busy Bee Blogger

Nicole Kidman was desperate to have another baby- Celeb Baby Laundry

Kacey Jordan, Charlie Sheen hooker, terminates pregnancy- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Lady Gaga wants a normal life, fails- Ear Sucker

David and Victoria Beckham are not invited- Fit Fab Celeb

Rosie Huntington- Whiteley is doing stuff- Have U Heard

Ke$ha goes sky diving- Hollywood Hiccups

Kim Kardashian is short- I Need My Fix

Gwyneth Paltrow is in a bikini- Lickable Celebs

Joe Jonas is grocery shopping- Mathew Guiver

Victoria Beckham says she is not Angelina Jolie- Oh The Scandal

Dakota Fanning has outtakes- Swanky Celebs

Is John Travolta going bald?- The Skinny Chic

Joe Jonas is dating some hotty from Twilight that showed off her naughty bits about a year or so back. Her name is Ashley Greene and I am sure she will have no career after Twilight is done with but Joe Jonas is already on the downward spiral of his career so it seems that these two are made for each other. Anyway, he bought her a gold bracelet that he thought was coach that Ashley immediately recognized as being Chanel. I am not sure what those words mean cause I am the last dude to ask fashion advice for but it sounds expensive. Hopefully this will get her in the sack. Congrats in advance Joe.

The Obamas Are Not Invited

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Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting married soon and the Queen of England has invited a shitload of royalty to the wedding but she accidentally forgot to invite Barack and Michelle Obama. WTF? I am sure they are too busy to attend anyway and it seems that The Queen is more interested in inviting monarchy leaders than legitimate world leaders to the event. I think that is bullshit but no one ever said the Brits were right in the head anyway.

A Word About Lady Gaga

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OK I have listened to Born This Way about 10 times since it's release. I was expecting something phenominal but instead I got...Born This Way. It sounds exactly like Express Yourself by Madonna and I think after a few listens it is boring as fuck to listen to. I think if they put that song on a pop station and give it heavy rotation, a shitload of people will stop tuning in cause I genuinely think that song is annoying. It is ok the first few listens but it turns to crap quick. Anyway, some dude at People is reviewing the album so go check it out.

Lindsay Lohan went to a party the other night in some uppity Hollywood hotel and when she go t to the door she was turned away. She put her ginger tail in between her legs and slumped away with her new ( and old) girlfriend Sam Ronson. Call me crazy but didn't Lindsay JUST say she was gonna avoid the club scene cause it was a bad influence on her? Anyone who has been to AA or NA knows that you have to completely change your surroundings in order to recover but I guess Lindsay thinks she is superwoman. Which she is very much to not.

Paris Hilton who has been dating some tool named Cy Waits ( nice name) for some time now thinks that he is going to propose to her. Paris is notorious for fear of commitment but I think that now that she is 30, she wants to get married and settle down and have some stability in her life. Anyway, they were shopping for engagement rings the other day and sources are saying they are gonna get hitched pretty soon. Good for them.

Lindsay Lohan who hasn't done a movie since the straight to tv movie Labor Pains decided it was time to get back into film. This next flick she will allegedly star in is called Escaping The Game. I think Lindsay needs to realize that she is not an actress. To this day when people in the tabloids write stories about her they say "the Mean Girls star" which means that that is basically her only claim to fame. Bitch hasn't done shit for work in her entire adult life. Anyway, this movie seems like it is a lot like American Sunset which was Corey Haim's last flick. I just get the feeling that this movie is gonna be corny as hell. And I am sure it will be.

Linkage

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Chris Cornell tour and album news- Busy Bee Blogger

Rod Stewart welcomes seventh baby- Celeb Baby Laundry

Mariah Carey is spending a lot of $$ on her nursery- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Miley Cyrus is pissed at Billy Ray Cyrus- Ear Sucker

Jon Gosselin is moving on- Fit Fab Celeb

A Britney Spears and Justin Bieber duet?- Have U Heard

Paris Hilton is out of her 20's. Buhahahaha!- Hilary Shepherd

Kiefer Sutherland is coming back to prime time- Hollywood Hiccups

Minka Kelly is on th cover of SELF magazine- I Need My Fix

Taylor Swift in a bikini- Lickable Celebs

Kim Kardashian may be an alcoholic- Mathew Guiver

Victoria Beckham can't act- Oh The Scandal

Heather Morris is a cheerleader- Swanky Celebs

Neverland is making some serious $$- The Skinny Chic

Britney Spears has been teasing her fans for the past couple of weeks with clips of her music video for "Hold It Against Me" which is a pretty good song but I doubt she will get a Grammy for the thing. She looks pretty good in the screen shots for it too. I love the pic with all the microphones. That shit is crazy.

Amanda Seyfriend and Ryan Phillipe have officially split. I kind of assumed that when I heard reports that Ryan had been hitting Rihanna. Going from Amanda Seyfried to Rihanna is like going from Outback steak house to McDonalds but to each his own. According to reports the relationship was never serious which is a good thing cause I know FOR A FACT that if Amanda gets preggers, she will never get her slammin' body back. I have seen many a celebs come and go and usually the going was because of unresolved baby fat.

Ashlee Simpson has been out late at club partying since splitting from her husband Pete Wentz of three years. This greatly increases my chances of slipping a roofie in her drink and having my way with her through out the night but Hollywood is pretty far away so I doubt I will do that. A guy can dream though can't he?

Lindsay Lohan says she is commited to her sobriety and that she would no longer go to clubs but where was LiLo last night? A FUCKING NIGHTCLUB. This bitch will SERIOUSLY never learn and she is going to go to jail once she fucks up and has a drink at one of these places one of these days. Dumb bitch. Oh and she left with SamRo which I don't necessarily think is a bad thing.

Jon Gosselin was spotted at none other than his workplace yesterday where he installed solar panels on to the roof of a storage building. Good to see he is getting work but at the same time this is kind of embarrassing. If he played his cards right he could probably land a spot on a reality show or some shit but I guess he has to keep making those alimony payments.

Linkage

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Kourtney Kardashian considers preschool- Celeb Baby Laundry

Charlie Sheen truth revealed- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Justin Bieber covers Rolling Stone- Ear Sucker

Avril Lavigne flips the bird to the Brits- Fit Fab Celeb

Lance Armstrong retiring for good- Have U Heard

Charlie Sheen and Chuck Lorre are having a public spat- Hilary Shepherd

The Bachelor swimsuit shoot- Hollywood Hiccups

Liam Neeson reflects on losing Natasha Richardson- I Need My Fix

Adriana Lima is flawless- Lickable Celebs

Victoria Beckham is spending $200k on her new baby- Mathew Guiver

Britney Spears is ultimate gay icon- Oh The Scandal

Janet Jackson is struggling with her weight- Swanky Celebs

Brooklyn Decker 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition photos- The Skinny Chic

OJ Didn't Get Beat Up

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There reports circling yesterday from The National Enquirer saying that OJ Simpson got his ass kicked in a prison fight that was motivated by racism. Immediately the staff at the prison he is at denied the rumors and OJ even "laughed his ass off" when he heard the story. I didn't believe it cause it was from The National Enquirer but I also didn't believe it cause OJ is a big dude and can take care of himself.

Emma Watson is not an idiot so she knows hat her short hair look could only last for so long cause she is a chick and when dudes go to a movie to see a hot chick, they wanna see hair and not feel like they are fucking some teenage dude from behind when they make sweet, sweet love to her. Therefore she is going to grow her hair out again. The short hair look was ok for a little while but she is much, MUCH more attractive with longer hair. Welcome back Emma.

Charlie Sheen is paying for his mistakes...well not really. He is shuffling around his multi million dollar mansion in his socks and calling it rehab but hey, whatever works. Nicole Richie was on The View this morning where she said that Charlie's sobriety is "his decision". No shit. Anyway, I don't think Charlie is stupid and he has hurt enough people by going on a multi day bender but he will be back to his low level comedy show once again pretty soon.