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A lot of people listen to Born This Way and think that Lady Gaga plagiarized Madonna. I don't think she plagiarized her, I just think the song sucks. Anyway, she says the claims are "retarded" but then again that is kind of Lady Gaga's thing. Retardation.

Lady Gaga had a birthday party the other night in which she may or may not have shown up in a giant egg. Anyway, she thought that Adam Lambert was too drunk to be attending so she booted his sorry ass out. I know he was real popular on American Idol but that's it. He was popular on American Idol. His career has been nothing since then. This was a bad move however on Gaga's part cause with her new single Born This Way being the all time gay anthem, she should really be nicer to gay people.

OK I will make this brief as I do not want to give Rebecca Black anymore attention than she is already getting. It is bad enough that her song "Friday" is getting more views on YouTube than a lot of other viral vids but now she is on Leno and is getting record deals left and right. The song is super annoying and for some reason Lady Gaga likes the song. Of course Lady Gaga should look to a tabloid target to cling to ( but she is already butt buddies with Perez Hilton so she will not have to try very hard to stay relevant) cause her most recent song is adored by gays but is falling flat with everyone else. The song is a knock off of 80's pop and just flat sucks.

OK I have listened to Born This Way about 10 times since it's release. I was expecting something phenominal but instead I got...Born This Way. It sounds exactly like Express Yourself by Madonna and I think after a few listens it is boring as fuck to listen to. I think if they put that song on a pop station and give it heavy rotation, a shitload of people will stop tuning in cause I genuinely think that song is annoying. It is ok the first few listens but it turns to crap quick. Anyway, some dude at People is reviewing the album so go check it out.

Lady Gaga won last night at the Grammys. I did watch cause I don't watch tv but she won for a few things but the one she definitely earned was "Best Short Form Video" for Bad Romance. The views of that video on YouTube are in the hundreds of millions so I am not surprised she won. Also, it is a kick ass video. Nowadays everyone is obsessed with her new song which many are calling a "gay anthem" called Born This Way and gay anthem or not, it is a great song. Sounds just like Express Yourself and one of Kelly Clarkson's songs which I can not think of right now but still a great song. I look forward to her next album and you can expect her to win big again next year.

According to People magazine Lady GaGa is the most charitable star of 2010. If by charitable they mean she actually makes people who are not celebrities seem like celebrities that that laughable ass clown Perez Hilto then yes. She is very charitable. I really don't give a shit about celebrities giving to charities just because they feel hollow inside. They give to smaller people and make a big deal out of it because while they sit at the 5 star dinner table and eat processed and tortured chicken with their imported albino cheetah skin jacket and talk about their trip to the mall earlier in the day when they bought a $400 pair of sunglasses and "forgot" to put money in the Salvation Army bucket, I am sure that other people who overhear the conversation really think that person is the stud they claim to be.

Lady GaGa has been doing pretty good for herself the last couple years and she seems to be liked by just about everyone except Ozzy Osbourne. He says he is "sick of Lady GaGa". I personally am a big fan of both their music and I could never get tired of listening to either of them. Not to say that their music is similar because when it comes to melodies and image, they are polar opposites. I have mad respect for the Ozzman so I am not going to throw in my two cents on this story. Love ya GaGa and love ya Ozzy!

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Lady GaGa is getting edgier everyday and I would very much so like to see her naked. She did a video for her Telephone song and in it she shows off her pussy between the jail cell bars but it was censored and I have still yet to get ahold of an uncensored version. Now she was photographed the other night in see though underwear and the prudes over at Us Weekly decided to not show us the goods. That leaves me with only one option left and that is to meet and have sex with Lady GaGa in the flesh. This won't be easy but I am guessing she is. I will let you know how it goes.

So close!

Lady GaGa was seen in NY wearing a see through outfit. Me likey. Not only is
she an amazing artist but she wears clothes that guys wanna see. She was photo-
graphed recently with black tape over her nipples and it seems she is doing the
same thing here, well sorta. Keep it up. My boner is indebted to you.

I was watching American Idol last night and I was highly anticipating the
performance by Lady GaGa. She is one of these chicks like Amy Winehouse
who is super famous and always on the entertainment blogs, but I have never
heard any of their music. After watching last nights performance of Poker Face
she made a fan out of me. It was killer and she looked amazing. So if you see
and influx of posts on this site reguarding Lady GaGa, it is because she is a
truely talented musician, and because I want to touch her boobs. Mostly because
I want to touch her boobs. But she will be getting a lot more attention from me.