Last night was The People's Choice Awards and unlike many other gossip bloggers, I did not watch. However, the people have spoken and they chose Kristen Stewart as the most adored female celebrity or some shit. She even beat Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie which many people would think is a Herculean challenge but I find to be quite reasonable. I love seeing Angelina Jolie naked as much as the next guy but she just doesn't really do it for me and Jennifer Aniston is smokin' hot and everything but the only thing she was good in was He's Just Not That Into You which was a good movie because of all the other excellent stars in it. Congrats Kristen! You deserve it.
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Last night was The People's Choice Awards and unlike many other gossip bloggers, I did not watch. However, the people have spoken and they chose Kristen Stewart as the most adored female celebrity or some shit. She even beat Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie which many people would think is a Herculean challenge but I find to be quite reasonable. I love seeing Angelina Jolie naked as much as the next guy but she just doesn't really do it for me and Jennifer Aniston is smokin' hot and everything but the only thing she was good in was He's Just Not That Into You which was a good movie because of all the other excellent stars in it. Congrats Kristen! You deserve it.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart who have been seen with each other so many times that it seems like they are married spent New Years even in London cause I guess Robert is from there or some shit. I don't watch Twilight and tv all that often so I don't think I have actually ever heard this dude speak so I am not sure if he has an English accent or not. Anyway, they rang in the new year together in Britain. I am told Robert was in such a good mood that he had seconds of tea and crumpets.
KStew is a cry baby- Celebrity Dirty LaundryJosh Duhamel learned his lesson- Earsucker
Katy Perry is see through- Celebrity Hot Sauce
Brooke Burke is in a bikini- Fit Fab Celeb
Bristol Palin calls out Mararet Cho- Have U Heard
Allure brings out the women- Hilary Shepherd
Mila Kunis brings the hotness to Nylon- Hollywood Hiccups
Lady GaGa's outfits are getting more tame- I Need My Fix
Katy Perry loves to whore out her boobs to little kids- Lickable Celebs
Justin Bieber is scared of getting hurt- Oh The Scandal
Last night was the MTV movie awards and since MTV sucks at making movies besides Napoleon Dynamite and Jailbait, I didn't watch. The only awards show thaat I watch is the VMAs and since they announced a few months back that MTV would no longer be showing music videos and that they will be a reality tv channel, I guess that means no more VMAs. I could give a flying fuck less that Kristen Stewart is kissing Robert Pattinson cause he is the only guy that will put up with her constant pot smoking and lack of bathing. I am sure he is the same way but we just don't have the pictures to prove it.
Oprah is a hoss heffer who thinks she is better than everyone so it is no surprise to me that she took it upon herself to ask probing questions to Twilight star Robert Pattinson and expected to get a straight answer. However, when Oprah asked him about his love life with Kristen Stewart, he said that she is pregnant. I think both of these guys are fucking losers and I could give a shit less if they decided to have puppies. If given the ultimatum, yes, I would probably bang Kristen Stewart just to say I banged her but nothing special would be about it. I haven't seen any photographs of her sporting a baby bump so I guess only time will tell. Chances are tthis drug addled bitch will get an abortion which will start another Juno-like trend where teenagers across America will get pregnant, just to abort the motherfucker. Congrats Kristen. You are a trendsetter.
