Crossing the Blues























I don't know how many of you are keeping up with Natalie Portman
news. I mean I like to keep up but she is good at avoiding the
paparazzi, so I usually don't hear from her until something big is
going on. Or until the trailer for her new movie is released. As of now
you can see the trailer for Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium now
at firstshowing.net Natalie Portman will overwhelm you with sexy
and leave you with wet jeans.

Joss Stone Got A Tattoo

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On her head! [ The Blemish ]
Hilary Duff in a bikini. Finally! [ Egotastic ]
Emma Watson used drugs and drank alcohol...
Still waitin on that 18th birthday.
And apparently Paris Hilton is free.
Madonna has veiny arms! [ Seriously?OMG!WTF? ]
Hayden Panettiere is hot! [ Geno's World ]
Michelle Marsh has the biggest tits in the
world. [ Hollywood Tuna ]
American Idol auditions are coming soon.
Harry Potter makes out with a chick.
































































Last seen heading northbound in L.A. No but seriously this dipshit got

released today. I should be writing about more serious stories like

how Chris Benoit murdered his family and then himself. But Paris

Hilton is special, so I'll stick with her. Apparently the entire way

home the paparazzi took pictures non stop. And what will be her

first meal as a free woman? Taco Bell. I personally would hop

a jet to Vegas and get some 7 star cuisine with her kind of money

but we all have our little favorites. Paris is set to be on Larry
King tonight, where she is scheduled to get up on a soapbox and

tell the world how she is reformed and will start acting like the smart

person she is. This whole "reformed" act is bulshit,she will be back at

Les Deux chugging tequilla and flashing her va jay jay while

exiting a car in no time, and then we will see the true Paris Hilton

once again.A sketch by Paris Hilton below.



























And I couldn't be happier. I always hated this cocksucker. He is on
my top 5 list of celebrities I want to punch in the face. He is just below
Orlando Bloom. He'll be serving his time at Donovan Correctional Facility
near San Diego. I can't wait for an episode of Lock Up:Inside Donovan
to air on MSNBC. He was sentenced for violating a 2004 probabtion for
possession of methamphetamine. I hope he becomes someones bitch
in there.



























Look at this girl. Look at this sweet little girl. Since when does Hilary Duff get
off going "mature and sexy" for her new video Stranger? I mean she looks
hot,a nd I like it. But that video is almost a stab to the Disney corporation
that kept food on her table for all those years. There are multiple scenes
where she wakes up in a nighty and is surprised to see the boyfriend,who I
am assuming she slept with, to be gone. She is such a little slut. And I love it.
I put the video below so you can see how scandelous she has gotten.








Space shuttle Atlantis landed safely at the Edwards Air Force Base, California at 0119 hrs (IST) after a two-week mission to the international space station.

Earlier, the Atlantis was directed for a landing at the backup location after rain and clouds over Florida ruled out Kennedy Space Center.

"You have no idea how it feels like, it's much better than winning the world cup perhaps. Years of work has gone into it and it's an overwhelming feeling," NASA scientist Amitabh Ghosh told CNN-IBN.

The mission control at NASA gave the go ahead for the space shuttle to enter atmosphere and it began its de-orbit burn 0013 IST for an expected 0119 IST touchdown at Edwards, California.

Codename: Retard

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Well, since Paris has found god, she decided that a party after her release
from prison would be "wrong" so now instead we have her inking a deal
with NBC for an interview after her release. The NBC office in Burbank
has been alerted to the upcoming interview, and it is so secret, they have
a codename.Rome. The ionterview will be conducted by Meredith Vieira
and will air on Today. How much will Paris get? $1 million dollars. Nice
I will be flabergasted if Paris gets out of the clink and doesn't head straight
to Les Deux and challenges everybody at the bar to a vodka chugging contest.
I am still curious what Lindsay Lohan will do when her 21st birthday rolls around
and she is in rehab.
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It seems that David Hasselhoff is going to sue The Sun . He got super
pissed when they ran a story claiming that David Hasselhoff got drunk
in celebration of winning custody over his two daughters. I do not
know how these UK newspapers always have the drop on what is happening
in Hollywood, but they seem to have some sort of psychic power.
He is demanding the newspaper run a "genuine apology" or else
he will see them in court. This will be in the UK of course, lucky they
are not based in Germany otherwise they'd shut the paper down
and celebrate by declaring it National Hoff Day. If they do go to
court, Hasselhoff will get a jury of his peers by July 2008 which
gives him just under a year to get plastered nightly in preparation for
the trial. Does anyone else just not feel sorry for him?
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Even for her birthday.
Maria Menounos power cleavage.
Does Tom Cruise just wear long
sleeves no matter what?
Kristy Swanson nude!
Paris Hilton's neighbors hate her.
Apparently O.J. Simpson killed a
couple people and write a book
about it. [ Celebitchy ]
Katherine McPhee has a stunning
ass. [ Celebroundup ]
Jessica Alba likes one night stands.
Paris Hilton banged Jack Osbourne!

































Now I know it is the hippest thing in Hollywood to see how many DUI
charges you can get racked up on your record, but this one may stick
to Nicole Richie. Which means she may get up to a year inthe slammer.
On July 11 Nicole will go back to court to try to beat the case that she
was caught under the influence of marijuana and Vicoden when she was
pulled over for driving on the wrong side of the freeway. In December.
The lowest amount of days she will get in the clink is 5 if convicted.
I am assuming the judge will be harsh because she has no business pleading
not guilty when she has already confessed to the crime. There isn't a
snowballs chance in hell of her getting off. Just because she looked so
good in her mugshot, a photo below.



Kelly Brook in bikini

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LONDON: A single British mother has said she had a four-month romance with Hollywood superstar George Clooney.

The woman, Sarah Talley, says Clooney fell for her after they met in a Las Vegas nightspot, pagesix.com website reported. Talley added that she was swept off her feet and Clooney flew her around on his private jet and dined with her at his Hollywood mansion.

Dailysnack.com reports that he also got up early to cook her breakfast and cuddled her as they watched movies and gave her young son gifts like a replica Live8 guitar.

She said: "He made me feel like a woman. He told me I was beautiful, kissed all down my neck and made me tingle. It was all I hoped it would be and better."

"I kind of bumped into him and said, 'You're George Clooney!' He smiled and said, 'Hey, come and hang out with us'. He was sweet and non-offensive. He liked that I was British and we talked about home a lot.

"We talked about his place in Lake Como, Italy, and he invited me and my friend there for summer. He was respectful and didn't even ask for a dance."

LOS ANGELES: Oscar-winning actress Julia Roberts gave birth to a baby boy, her third child with husband Danny Moder, People magazine reported on its website.

Roberts and Moder, who are also parents of two-year-old twins, welcomed Henry Daniel Moder at a Los Angeles hospital yesterday, her spokeswoman told People.

"The Moder family is doing great," Marcy Engelman said.

Engelman was not immediately available for further comment.

Roberts, 39, who won an Academy Award for playing the title role in the 2000 film 'Erin Brockovich,' married Moder, a 38-year-old cameraman, in 2002 at her ranch in New Mexico.

Roberts gave birth to twins Phinnaeus and Hazel in November of 2004.












































Its Monday, and Scarlett Johansson looks good every day of the week
so this week we give you the outtakes from Parade Magazine. Some
here,some from the original site. Word on the street is Scarlett is
making $5 mil per picture.




South Indian actress Asin

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Remember when Kelly Clarkson stood up on a soapbox and defied her managers
request and went ahead and put 5 songs on her CD even though everyone told
her she wouldn't have any hits? Well guess what came back to bite her in the ass.
This doesn't surprise me, according to MSNBC Kelly Clarkson has cancelled her
summer tour due to lack of ticket sales. Kelly on her website said, "The fact is
touring is too much too soon." Now MSNBC is only saying her concert sales are down
but according to a number of news sources her CD sales are down as well.
I don't see why anyone would go to a Clarkon sow anyway. She is hot but the
moral of the story is, when people offer you money to make your CD successful
you take it.



Hayden Panettiere becomes the new target
for the paparazzo. [ Celebroundup ]
Katie Holmes is a single white shebot.
Victoria Beckham throws like a girl.
Is Nicole Richie knocked up? Or did she just
eat a donut? [ Fatback and Collards ]
Avril Lavigne is still pretending to be punk
rock. [ Glitterati ]
Even Danny Devito is getting some boob
action. [ Celebitchy ]
Apparently Victoria Beckham's reality show
isn't cancelled. [ Celebrity Puke ]
Anna Kournikova in a bikini = good.
K Fed is gonna have another young'n.

Bon Jour Paris

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It seems that being convicted of DUI and balling unstoppably in the
back of a police cruiser is not the rise to stardom people think it would
be. According to People Paris Hilton has been dropped by her talent
agency Endeavor. Talent, thats hysterical. A company wide email read,
"Paris is not longer a client." This isn't the best move on their part.
As soon as she's out of the slammer she will return filming The Simple
Life which will hit record high ratings after she has been "rehabilitated."






























Its true. If Kelly Clarkson's career suddenly takes a drastic downward
spiral its because she thinks she is good at writing music and nobody
else does. She had a recent interview with Elle Magazine and she reveals
talks with her manager Clive Davis resulted in her NOT using 5
sure fire top 40 hits. he even offered her $10 million for the deal.
What the fuck is wrong with her? If anyone offers you $10 million for
anything you do it. She went on to say, "I am a good singer so I can't
possibly be a good writer. Women can't possibly be good at two thing."
Thats right. They can't! Kelly Clarkson sucks at writing music and she
also sucks at staying in shape. I am not just saying this, I listened to
her new tunes and they are shit. And the pic above is really really
old. I won't hurt your eyes with more pictures.

























She is hot as hell, and I hope her cd is worth a damn. But I went
to her site, and oticed she looks very much like an old west brothel
prostitue. Which is a bonus in my book. I listened to her 3 singles she had
on her site. She sounds nothing like she used to sound. Now she sounds
like Vanessa Carlton, only Vanessa Carlton has talent. Her CD drops
June 19, and I have been following it. As long as it doesn't sell an amount of
CD's where she will think she has a future in music, just enough to
re affirm she is famous but not to the point where she doesn't feel
the need to go to Playboy to re-establish her infamy. A couple
photos below.









































I am so sick of Paris Hilton news. But here is your daily fix anyway.
Paris Hilton has been ordered to appear in court at 9 a.m. today before
Judge Michael Sauer. In this little meeting they will decide if Paris
has to go back to jail, or can remain on house arrest. I am assuming
she will get to crash at her mansion, but the L.A. City Attourney
Rocky Delgadillo wants to hold the jail warden in contempt of court
for ignoring the judge's no ankle monitoring rule. We will see at the end
of the day if Paris has to go back to the slammer but I am not holding
my breath.



































As everyone knows Paris Hilton as of June,7 Paris Hilton has been

freed from Century Regional Correctionsal Facility. The reason being

medical, but not physical,mental. According to TMZ, psychiatrist Charles
Sophy visited Hilton in jail yesturday and the day before. We're told
after Sophy's visit yesturday, word was passed to the Sheriff that
Hilton's mental state was fragile and she was at risk. I am pretty
sure Paris was BSing to get out of the clink. Reports also said that
when Paris walked through the community area of the jail she was
smiling and waving. So now she walks free, and the Sheriff's Department
is pissed. She is however mandated to wear an ankle bracelet that
keeps her within 500 feet of the base at her house for the next 40
days. You can see all the ankle bracelet's stats here . Now that
she is under house arrest, that does not mean she cannot have fun.
She is told to stay at her enormous house in Hollywood, so big a house,
she cannot go to some areas of the house because she will be out of range
of the anklet device. Also, the Sheriff's Department has put no provisions
on her probation reguarding visitors or alcohol. So pretty much she
can have as many friends over as she likes and can get drunk as a fish
while she parties. Paris' official comments on the situation are as goes,
" I want to thank the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department and staff at
the Century Regional Correctional Facility for treating me fairly and
professionally. I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence.
I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have
learned from my mistakes." Blah Blah. BS. She gonna have so many
paparazzi in her driveway tomorrow the concrete will crack. And for
the Sheriff, they are pissed. The President of The Association of Los Angeles
Deputy Sheriffs said,"There seems to have been some preferential treatment.
Any given day, a thousand female inmates are in custody. Why is one case,
out oof the blue, treated any different than them?" Exactly. Now I am all
for Paris' freedom. I love her. But I also kinda wanted to see her sweat out
23 days in the clink. My dream will not come true. This 40 day house
arrest is going to be a cakewalk. The people at Free Paris Hilton Now are thrilled.
David Seaman the webmaster of the website has wrote, " The liberation
movement is simply thrilled with the news! This is a triumph for
grass roots civil action." Of course his little website did not actually
lead to Paris Hiltons freedom, and she isn't free, she is under house
arrest. But if you think this guy did his job, check out his site here .
Pictures of the ankle bracelet below.
















And she is freezing. [ Fatback and Collards ]
Kim Kardashian has a HUGE ass.
Liv Tyler and Kate Bosworth make out.
Paris Hilton is PISSED at Sarah Silverman.
Amanda Bynes is a peice of ass at the MTV
Movie Awards. [ Celebroundup ]
Fuck visiting hours, Nicole Richie is going
ice skating. [ Celebrity Puke ]
Mel Gibson showed up drunk to an AA meeting.
Victoria Beckham is Glamour's Slut of the Year.
Jessica Alba is always sexy. [ Popoholic ]

































For the past few days I have been posting stories on Paris Hilton, and
in each one of them I have promised mugshots when they come out,
and now you have your mugshot. The one above is of her last night when
she turned herself in to Century Regional Corrections Facility. The one
below is of her on the night of her most recent DUI bust. At first
Paris tried to throw off paparazzi by turning herself into Twin Towers
Mens Jail, but then ended up going to Century Regional Corrections
Facility. It is being said now, amongst other things she will have to
do without in jail include her hair extensions and of course hair dye.
It is also being reported she will be kept in solitary for two days, while
they find her a room mate. This is just the cats pajamas. Paris is in the
clink and I therefore declare June 3 Paparazzi Independence day. It
will celebrate the day paparazzi can focus on celebrities other than
their main target when the main target goes to the slamer. Heres the
booking documents for Paris Hilton including her booking number,
from TMZ . Pictures and video below.



















Lohan's Lesbo Knife Party

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Everybody and their brother is hearing about Lohan being a lesbo with
girlfriend Samantha Ronson. A Hollywood DJ. But now pics have surfaced
showing her yeilding knives and getting her boobies felt by an unknown
female aquaintence. Now these aren't hardcore pics, but they do drive home
the assumption she likes members of the female gender. More pics below.































Its Saturday. Its slow, so here is some news of the day. Tonya Cooley,
former cast member of Real World Chicago, is going to be starring in a
new softcore porn film. This isn't a "discreet celebrity sex tape" its not
even a public celebrity sex tape, its her getting buck naked and fucking
for money. She has already appeared in Playboy and a number of other
softcore flicks. The name of the movie is The Erotic Traveler 02: Lost
in Extasy. It is playing now on Cinemax OnDemand. She looks good so
maybe I'll watch it.






MTV Is LOADED

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The MTV Movie Awards are coming up. And every year they load the
attendies with all kinds of stuff for them to take home. Last year at
the Oscars they gave everyone and Apple iPhone and some lotion.
But this year at the MTV Movie Awards they are handing out
all kinds of fun shit. Everything from DVD players to hand cream.
Just check out their shit.
2007 Grand Prix Arizona and owners Dale Jensen & Bradley Yonover invite the MTV Movie Awards participants to enjoy their VIP All-Access pass to the 2007 Grand Prix Arizona…186mph through the streets of downtown Phoenix November 30, December 1-2, 2007! A festival of speed…where this Champ Car race meets the eco-friendly world! This gift Includes: round-trip airfare to Phoenix, deluxe hotel accommodations, ground transportation, VIP race credentials for owner’s suite, pits & paddock, high-speed pace car rides, complimentary VIP admission to all Grand Prix Arizona sponsored dinners, galas, concerts, parties…and…their inaugural Earthshift ‘07 “Green Expo”.
Ahava will be gifting its new suncare products and some of its body products, along with a gift certificate to choose their other AHAVA favorites.
Aqua Di Parma will provide each receipt a gift certificate to redeem for products from the Acqua di Parma collection. Acqua di Parma is a division of LVMH. Each fragrance is composed of indigenous Italian Mediterranean essences of citrus fruits. Acqua di Parma is a sought-after classic that dominates the prestigious luxury goods market.
Bioque Technologies will be gifting several of its most popular products: the Serum XL (recognized in Europe as the ‘Serum of the Stars’), Formula 9 (fabulously firming facelift-in-a-jar) and Vitamin K1 (tackles everything from varicose veins to rosacea). Bioque’s luxurious anti-aging
skincare line featuring our Nobel Prize Winning ‘Signal Technology.’
CCM will be gifting 6 special beer mugs along with ten cases of a selection of their beers-Dos Equis, Bohemia, Tecate and Sol
Dr Sebagh will be gifting his skincare essentials for the ultimate skincare regime. This package includes Foaming Cleanser, First Experience Kit, and Eye Expert.
Epson - The Epson MovieMate™ 30s takes
home entertainment to the next level, combining a portable, high quality projector, a CD/DVD player and speakers all in one simple unit. With this convenient product, it’s easy to achieve brilliant widescreen performance anywhere — in the living room, at your neighbor’s or even outdoors. Enjoy action-packed DVDs or larger-than-life video games and sporting events. You can even share your digital photos in big-screen brilliance, or enjoy listening to your favorite CDs.
Gabriella
Bolero will be gifting the participants a bustier and matching scarf realized in gold version for MTV Movie Awards. Two evening pieces that are cool and glamour even to dress up jeans. Their cut and manufacture are the expression of typical Italian style.
Gabriella Francesca will be gifting her jewelry designs. Her designs are offered in silver, gold and exotic beads. Her pieces combine a vintage feel with very-of-the-moment style. Gabriella is intimately involved in every phase of the company. She personally designs each piece and is present quite often during the manufacturing process, which is done here in the United States. Gabriella’s designs are bold statements that have been discovered by an ever-growing audience in New York, Miami, and across the country. Gabriella Francesca believes creative expression is found in every design that she offers www.gabriellafrancesca.com
Gadget Universe will be gifting the luxurious Steinhausen Dunn Horitzon watch, the world’s thinnest luxury calendar watch, in addition to a gift certificate for $100 to Gadget Universe where they can shop for hundreds of additional gadgets and innovations.
Isola Luce will be gifting their candles which are pure 100% all natural palm oil from existing plantations to further help the environment we live in. Introducing Isola Luce’s highly fragrant and beautifully presented reed diffuser collection. Our hand blown crystal glass containers were chosen for their crisp clarity and elegant design. The reeds are of the highest quality, achieving maximum porosity for effective absorption of the
fragrance oil and then diffusion of the scent into your home. The extra long reeds give a room more sophistication and a touch of natural color.
Jour & Nuit will be gifting the following sandals: “Brooke” in gold and “Lesley” in silver. Jour & Nuit, french for day and night, Jour & Nuit is the first luxury shoe to feature interchangeable straps that can be removed completely and transferred to other soles in the collection. Conceived and designed by Hillary Chan Latos, the collection is handcrafted in Italy and features revolutionary clasps on the interchangeable straps that are durable and strong to withstand everyday use. Each shoe comes with two sets of straps, with additional straps available for purchase separately.
L.A.M.B. Footwear will be gifting a gift certificate for talent to choose from their footwear collection.
Marchon Eyewear for Sean John will be gifting sunglasses from their new Sean John collection. Sean John Eyewear exemplifies sexy sophistication. Luxurious treatments, such as rich earth tones and wood effects, enhance classic and fashionable shapes creating cutting edge yet elegant designs. Subtle yet prevalent, the Sean John signature is replicated on to the interior of and every frame in his collection.
Ojo will be gifting The Ojo(tm) Personal Video Phone which is a whole new way of looking at your phone. Ojo’s high-quality video, its simple setup and ease of use are unmatched. Ojo delivers full-motion, well synchronized voice and video on a 7″ color display. Using Ojo is as easy as dialing a regular phone and unlike a webcam, Ojo doesn’t rely on your computer to operate. The Ojo experience meets consumer expectations of what video communication should be.
On Gossamer will a $250 gift certificate for recepients to order their favorites directly from OnGossamer. OnGossamer is best known for its sexy and sophisticated Gossamer Mesh. ONGOSSAMER® is a division of the Carole Hochman Design Group. Founded by designer Bubbles Smolev in Miami in 1988, ONGOSSAMER was built on innovation, style and comfort. Blending European craftsmanship with a Miami beach vibe, OnGossamer is a market leader in the American lingerie industry. New collections, colors and styles are introduced seasonally, providing women with a comprehensive, day-to-evening wardrobe of undergarment essentials.
Paul Frank Industries will be gifting the Paul Frank City Bike: Inspired by an old Schwinn one-speed hanging around the design offices, The Paul Frank City Bike comes with a three-speed Shimano gear and bridges the gap between a road bike and beach cruiser. Looking at road bikes from the 60s and remembering the trans-European ride taken in the film ‘A Little Romance’, the City Bike has a vintage feel with lightweight, contemporary construction. Specifically, the frame is made of Hi-tensile strength steel and hand Tig welded joints. The City Bike will make commuters rethink their BMWs and opt for a greener, cooler ride to work.
Phyto will be gifting from their new phytodensium line of
anti-aging hair products and include a gift certificate for a service at Phyto Universe. Phytodensium: A revolutionary, new anti-aging hair system available in fine salons, Sephora and department stores September 2007. PHYTO has been a pioneer in the field of botanical hair care since the 1960’s.
Select Comfort will be gifting the participants a Queen Size SLEEP NUMBER 5000 bed set. The set includes: mattress, foundation, foundation legs, and Comfort Service Home Delivery and Setup.
Slingbox will be gifting the Slingbox PRO which lets you watch all your favorite home theater entertainment anywhere you go. Using an Internet connected computer or compatible mobile phone, you can watch and control your home TV, DVR, basic cable, digital cable box, or satellite receiver anywhere – around the house or half way around the world. With the Slingbox PRO, you will never be separated from your favorite TV shows, sports broadcasts breaking news stories, digital video recordings or video on demand.
Skyn Iceland will be gifting three brand-new products – The Antidote SPF18, Hyrdro Cool Firming Eye Gels and Angelica Lip Repair – and inviting gift recipients to enjoy the skyn ICELAND Anti-Stress Glacial Facial at Suite Retreat in New York City.
Solage Calistoga will be gifting this year’s talent with two nights in a one bedroom Studio, including one dinner for two in the resorts signature restaurant.
The Sports Club/LA will be gifting a one year Bicoastal Membership to the finest sports and fitness complex in the world, The Sports Club/LA
Surly Girl will be gifting a selection of Lizard, Python and Crocodile embossed Italian leather over-sized evening clutch in colors exclusively for the talent at MTV Movie Awards. From Surly Girl’s brand new “Robertson” collection. Tanned in Italy but made in the USA. Crocodile, Lizard and Python embossed leathers in tons of different colors. Lined with taffeta and extra pockets to fit blackberry, wallet, lip gloss, keys, etc…. Perfect for Surly Girls going from lunch at the Ivy to the MTV Movie Awards red carpet.
Symantec will be gifting its latest solutions for protecting one’s computers, cell phones, iPods, digital cameras and gaming systems. Along with computer data, unprotected consumers can suffer the loss of cherished digital photos and music files, as well as being opened up to a host of other attacks like hacking and identity fraud. These products include: Norton AntiVirus 2007, Norton Internet Security 2007, Norton Save & Restore and Norton 360.
Vintage China is reintroducing the accumulated aesthetic of 5000 years of culture - bridging the west and the east with style. Through the collection of indomitable Chinese civilization and American wardrobe staples, a new breed of clothing has emerged. Each Gift will be presented in a traditional Chinese pillow case made of silk, with traditional gold embroidery, which will include a pair of Vintage China branded items.