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Mandy Moore just got married to Ryan Adams yesterday. Or a few days ago
or whatever the fuck. I do not know what the fuck is going on in Hollywood.
Why are all the hot chicks getting married? It is ridiculous. Mandy says she
likes her husband for his brain. It certainly isn't his looks. I just hope since
he has such a huge brain that he has the good common sense to make a porno
with his new bride so he can sell it when she dumps his ass for a foreign super-
model. I doubt this will happen though. I would like for it to happen. But it
is a long shot.
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It seems that all the hot actresses in Hollywood are spoken for. That is
probably because they have never met me. Anyway Mandy Moore is
now engaged to Ryan Adams. I don't know how long they have been
going out because I do not usually keep up with who is dating who. I do
however update this site with news when an actress either comes back
on to the market or goes off the market. Like I said, if they met me they
would love to live a life of meaningless sex and lust, but I digress. The
creepy thing about this hook up is that Mandy Moore is 24 and Ryan
Adams is 34. This officially inaugurates him into the dirty old man
association. I can't really blame him. I know when I turn 64 I will
still be staring at 20 year old pieces of tail and trying to muster a
boner with my pocket full of viagra. If you want to see a pic of this
loser just head over to Popeater and check out the freak extraordinaire.
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I haven't heard alot from this broad lately. She is still smikin' hot and probably
still has movie making talent. That talent being that she is smokin' hot. Her album
came out just over a year ago and she is scheduled to play at some club Aug.23
and Aug. 30th. I don't know why we don't see more of her. Alot of people cram her
into the same hole as Britney Spears,Christina Aguilera, J.LO, and the Backstreet
Boys. More than likely because they all came about at about the same time. I
can honestly say I have never liked a Mandy Moore song but GOD DAMN is she hot.
It is just a matter of time before Saved 2 or something comes about for her in the
near future. But I am still not gonna hold my breath. The place she plans on
singing at by the way is Hotel Cafe. That sounds like the most run down pathetic
place for a girl of Mandy's calibur to perform at. But hey, to each their own. What
surprised me about the article I read on her is that her last cd Wild Hope was her
fifth studio album. Her fifth? It doesn't seem like she has gotten any media recognition
at all. I say her in that movie The First Daughter or something like that and she
sorta got naked. You didn't see anything though. Also she strips for a dude and is
begging him to sleep with him and he had one of those things that can fuck up your
life. What is it called? Oh yea morals. So hopefully she will become desperate enough
for attention that she will go nude in a movie or maybe the unexpected will happen
and she will do a Playboy spread. I tend to say that about alot of female celebrities
these days, but what can I say? I'm a guy. Stay tuned and maybe someday soon
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