Celebrity News

Lindsay Lohan was single for a little while, but she has found a new beau to feed
her the sex she needs. His name is Ben Holz and he is 36 years old. Wow. I am
sure he is much like me, a dirty old man. So he is probably pretty thrilled about
dating someone over a decade younger than him. However, he didn't want to
comment about the relationship saying, " I'd prefer not to say anything about the
situation." What a gentleman. What a class act. Enough of the pleasantries, when
is he gonna be tappin' that red-headed ass?
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I don't really give a shit about Mel Gibson. The only entertaining aspect about
his personality is the fact that he thinks jews rule the world and make it shitty.
But he does have one thing that caught my attention, his new girlfriend. Her
name is Oksana Grigorieva and she is probably like 5,000 years younger than
him but girls tend to like Mel Gibson so I am not surprised at all that he landed
her. I am sure since Mel is this famed director now, he will throw her dumpy
ass in a few of his movies. And yes they will suck as usual, even if she does
get naked in them. We'll see, I'll keep you posted.
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Beyonce Knowles cam out with a new movie. And even though she is a shitty
actress, it topped the box office. Apparently it is about a guy who cheats on
his wife, which happens everyday and I cheat on my girlfriend on a weekly basis,
but apparently cheating is controversial in some cultures. If you are like me, you
will probably go and see thi smovie in the hopes of seeing Ali Larter naked.
But entertainment blogs usually don't report on movie nudity until they
have pictures to prove it. So if they come out, I will post them here. Until
then, save your money and just wait for the blogs to give you your flesh fix.
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Miley Cyrus has to choose between
an attention whore and a pedophile.
[ The Blemish ]

What ahppened to Vanessa Anne
Hudgens' pants?
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Will Ferrell drank his own urine.
[ Fatback Media ]

Katy Perry looks boring in a bikini.
[ Egotastic ]

Geno's World exclusive interview
with Liz Adams.
[ Geno's World ]

More NYC graffiti.
[ City Rag ]

Kardashian sisters, and brother, grabbed
some sushi. I hope they got food poisoning.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Ashlee Simpson is an internet junkie just
like the rest of us.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Se7en-Girls- Featuring Lil' Kim.
[ popbytes ]

30 most gruesome CSI murders.
[ Buddy TV ]

Woo! I am back! Blogger locked my blog for a couple of days because of a ToS
violation but I am back and better than ever. Anyway, Susan Boyle that God
ugly looking woman from Britain who is like 500 years old is making her rounds
around London and is trying to slut out her look with a new do but it isn't work-
ing. The only reason the song itself was a success on the internet is because that
gay spaz Perez Hilton posted a link on his blog and it got like over a million hits
or some shit. No one is actually going to go out and buy her cd if her singing
career is a success. People just like a good YouTube video every now and then.
So enjoy your 15 minutes of fame Ms.Boyle. It won't be that much longer
before you fall into a pit of obscurity.
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The Hills is a very superficial show and apparently it is not going anywhere.
A lot of speculation circled the show when Lauren conrad said she will not
come back for a sixth season. I guess since she is such a clothing designer
super diva she can afford to scrap the only thing that truly makes her famous.
Don't worry, the rumors about the Lauren conrad sex tape, which basically
features her making out with an ex-boyfriend and him feeling up her bare
tits is still around and Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will continue to be
the biggest attention whores in Hollywood. So really nothing changed. Tune
in to The Hills next season on MTV.
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Brooke Hogan rocks out with her cock in.
[ The Blemish ]

Jessica Biel is nude,naked, with no clothes on in
Powder Blue.
[ Egotastic ]

Kate Bosworth is still at Coachella.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Miss California is a homophobe.
[ Fatback Media ]

Dopey celebrity drug busts.
[ City Rag ]

LiLo is gonna rock Vegas with her epic tits.
[ Geno's World ]

Paris Hilton looks startled at the sight of
her own breasts.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Kelly Clarkson drops hot new single I
Do Not Hook Up.
[ popbytes ]

Home Improvment sucks then and it
still sucks now.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Amy Winehouse has all kinds of flaws in her character. But the most obvious
flaw,fornow, is her bad skin. She was photographed walking around St.Lucia
with a huge sore on her right leg and a bunch of dried skin crackling all around
it. Gross. I am sure with the large amounts of painkillers she takes on a
regular basis keeps her free from any actual pain though. I know it is a shitty
way to start off on a Monday, but you will take what you can get.
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Jessica Simpson has a small and pathetic life, but all of a sudden it seems that she
might actually be worth something. At the Miss USA pageant, all of the models
or whatever you call them are all wearing the Jessica Simpson line of bikinis. Even
Jessica Simpson doesn't wear her line of bikinis. I basically only brought this to the
forefront because I wanted an excuse to post pictures of girls in bikinis. But for
a thing like that, you don't really need an excuse. So congrats Jessica! I hope when
you go to hell it isn't 1,000 degrees and instead just 700.
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Everyone knows that Jessica Simpson has a big rack. And in the olden days,meaning
around the year 2003, her dad made a lot of comments about his daughter's enormous
bounty. But now it is her mom via Twitter that is saying things about her daughter's
tits. Shw wrote in her Twitter account, "Driving homein my GWagon with Jess... both
are fast and top heavy!" She may as well just said heavy, because these days she
doesn't weigh all that much less than a GWagon. What the fuck is a GWagon anyway?
Gangsta Wagon? Who knows? More news on Jessica Simpson and her cellulite ridden
ass tomorrow.
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Lindsay Lohan has a new eHarmony profile out there looking for her new cunt bumper.

OK So the whole thing is a joke. But watch it. It is very funny.

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Porn star Marilyn Chambers, who must have been a porn star in like the 70's or
some shit died today at 57 years old. A lot of people are talking about the fact that
she starred in a regular mainstream film, because one film no matter how badly
done is like a golden award to a shallow porn star. I hope everyone had a nice
easter. I ate all my candy at once and puked my guts out. It was fun. Now that
she is dead I am sure a hotter and younger girl will take her place. What's that?
She wasn't famous at all? And there are litterally thousands of girls who will do
the exact same thing she did only better and sexier? Well I'll be damned.
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Woody Harrelson looks disturbed.
[ The Blemish ]

Mel B and Kelly Monaco bikini it up.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

The attention whores want so much
attention that they are filming and
photographing themselves.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

K-Fed is a shitty boyfriend.
[ Fatback Media ]

New York sucks. The person that is.
[ popbytes ]

Kim Kardashian looks muggy.
[ City Rag ]

Miranda Kerr looks great in lingerie.
[ Egotastic ]

Matilda Rose Ledger is still doing ok.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Miss U.S.A. pajama party! Yay!
[ Geno's World ]

Sarah Michelle Gellar has a bun in the
oven.
[ Daily Stab ]

Madonna's adoption was rejected, but that doesn't mean she is going to give
up on adopting a baby.In fact, she is planning on building a house in Malawi.
Of course the first thing that flashes across my mind is, will she stay there?
I hope so. But the government of Malawai is saying that she needs to live
there for 18 months before she is eligible for adoption in that country. Not
only is she going to build a house in Malawi, but she is planing on pulling an
Oprah and building a school there. I don't see why rich people think 3rd
world countries are so damn great. You know what I will find great if I had
multi- millions of dollars? Ferraris. They are great. And Starbucks. That is
great too.
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It is being reported that the starting pitcher for The Angels was killed this morning
in a hit-and-run. What is so sad about this was the fact that he ptiched an amazing
game just last ight and was only 22 years old. When I was 22 I was passing out from
alcohol poisoning and jacking off to celebrity nipple slips. After the hit-and-run the
driver responsible for the accident was caught and charged with a felony. More than
likely his sorry ass will spend the rest of his/her life in jail.
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I know I make fun of Lindsay Lohan a lot but I really do love her. That is why it
is heartbreaking to hear that she is in "hell" after splitting with Samantha Ronson.
I don't feel bad for SamRo, she is an ugly,ugly bitch. Lindsay is now staying at the
Chateau Marmont, as usual, during this time of pain. She tells Us magazine, " It's
absolute hell." She goes on to say, " everyone's turned on me." Mentioning Nicole
Richie passing by her in the hotel lobby and saying "Uck." Who the fuck is Nicole
Richie to "uck" Lindsay Lohan. LiLO has tons more talent than Nicole Richie has
ever had, and that bitch has stretch marks. Fuck her. Apparently SamRo wanted
to break it off with Lohan a long time ago but " Lindsay threatens to kill herself-
she cares about her but wants out." Lindsay confirms that she is very much so
not suicidal saying, "I'm just really hurt. The whole situation is sick." LiLo will
pull through. Hopefully she will find a newer and hotter lesbo. Or maybe after she
sees me she will see the error of her ways and go back to being straight. I have
been known to have that effect on women.
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The season premiere of The Hills was last night, but Lauren Conrad is literally
done with The Hills. She is completely done with filming. And she has already
confirmed that this will be the last season. A lot of people will miss her but I
just like reading about her in the tabloids and let's face it, she is not going any-
where. To give you an idea of how scripted The Hills is, they had her do fake
reactions to things that may happen later in the season. Such as if Audrina
Patridge was pregnant and if so and so hooked up blah,blah. Don't people see
how shallow this show is? I guess not since everyone watches it. However I
can tell you I won't be watching the show. So have fun Hills freaks!
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Chris Brown is one sorry motherfucker. Now that he is having his day in court
today, he is going to plead not guilty, which no one will believe and is trying to
get a plea deal with prosecutors. Basically he is doing everything in his power
not to go to jail, cause he will get his shit raped on a daily basis if he goes to the
slammer. According to one source close to the case says," a deal is close." Most
people want to see his ass in the clink for a number of months, but he is rich
and famous, so that shit won't happen. During all of this, Brown has to think
about his public image as well. Apparently he will plead guilty or no contest to
a misdemeanor and do little jail time if he can avoid a trial. As much as I would
love to see his name dragged through the mud and have a long drawn out trial
which would question RiRi's sanity for staying with him, I doubt I am going to
get that. I don't know who he thinks he is fooling though. The dudes career is
done and as long as Rihanna stays with him, so is hers. Fuck the Hollywood elite.
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From Sascha Baron Cohen, the new movie Bruno will be coming to theatres soon.
I watched the trailer and wanted to post it here but my comp hates TrailerAddict.com.
So I will include a link to the red band trailer at the end of this post. That is right I
said red band. Which means it is rated NC-17, but that is all the more reason to laugh.
This movie looks like Borat on steroids. You can't miss it. I don't even know if NC-17
movies are allowed in theatres, but I for sure will check it out either in theatres or
on dvd. Whichever comes first. So check it out below.
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I was watching American Idol last night and I was highly anticipating the
performance by Lady GaGa. She is one of these chicks like Amy Winehouse
who is super famous and always on the entertainment blogs, but I have never
heard any of their music. After watching last nights performance of Poker Face
she made a fan out of me. It was killer and she looked amazing. So if you see
and influx of posts on this site reguarding Lady GaGa, it is because she is a
truely talented musician, and because I want to touch her boobs. Mostly because
I want to touch her boobs. But she will be getting a lot more attention from me.

Heidi Montag has a new song out. This isn't an
April Fools joke.
[ The Blemish ]

Christina Aguilera has juicy lips.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

I thought it wasn't possible but Megan Fox has
made herself hotter.
[ Geno's World ]

Celebrities that resemble their dogs.
[ City Rag ]

Winona Ryder topless is a blast from the past.
[ Egotastic ]

Tori Spelling is getting smaller. Which means she
is getting hotter.
[ popbytes ]

Will Ben die on tonight's Lost?
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Britney Spears for Candies.
[ Daily Stab ]

Joaquin Phoenix couldn't look more homeless
if his name were Bum Homelesson.
[ Celebrity Mound ]

Who would play who in American Idol the
movie?
[ Buddy TV ]

I was over at Glamour.com and noticed this huge story on Miley Cyrus. In the
interview she talks about her music career and growing up blah,blah. I didn't
really give s shit but I know a lot of you jail bait men out there would probably
like to hear it. So read it if you want, if not, I don't care. In a couple of years she
will be 18, and a porn will leak, and she will lose her innocent side and more than
likely she will do something even more shocking than Britney Spears did when
she lost her innocence. You remember that time when she shaved her head,
attacked a paparazzo and told them to "go fuck themselves." I am sure Miley
will probably do something even more crazy than that. Cause when she loses her
little kid fan base, she will do just about anything to get attention again. I wish
I had a countdown clock pertained to the moment that Miley Cyrus implodes
but I can not predict the future. So suck up the spotlight while you can Miley.
This won't last forever.
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