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Rarr! I will eat your family and Thanksgiving left overs! God. Just looking at
this beast makes me ill. In case you people were watching real shows like The
New Adventures of Old Christine or Gary Unmarried, then you missed Rosie
O'Donnell's big gay lesbian variety show. Were there celebrities? Not really.
Somehow Alec Baldwin got suckered into it. Kathy Griffin was there but she is
the left proclaimed queen of the d-list. I think Rosie has you beat on that Kathy.
There was singing and dancing and interviews and of course Rosie. Surprisingly,
she didn't eat a single baby throughout the entire show. But what the real news
here is not that she had a variety show, but that it failed. It only drew in 5 million
viewers. Which isn't too much to worry about because this was a one time thing.
Just to summarize, Rosie fail, food=safe.
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Happy Thanksgiving Bitches!

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The special day comes once a year. A time to be thankful. A time to share time
with loved ones. A time to remember what you are thankful for. And time to eat
like you just got back from a POW camp! I will probably start with turkey and
yams and work my wqay down to the roast beef. If they sold triptofan in liquid
for I would inject it into my veins after Thursday football. Speaking of eating,
more and more celebrities are starving themselves in order to fit into those
smaller dress sizes. one of whom is Britney Spears and the much less popular
Shenae Grimes. You may be asking yourself, who is Shenae Grimes? Does it
matter? No. Because she is doing what so little celebrities are doing these days.
Starving themselves for my viewing pleasure. And for that I am eternally great-
ful. So as I shove food down my pie hole all day today I will think and be thank-
ful for the celebrities out there who are superficial enough to go without food to
make themselves sexy in the name of sexyness. Thank you. Amen.
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Pete Wentz Is A Pussy

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And more than likely, so is his kid.
Kim Cattrall nude. Kind of gross.
Dita Von Teese poses nude in Playboy.
Tila Tequila is a lesbian. How cute!
Nicole Richie is getting married.
Ellen DeGeneres is a sneaky lesbo.
Carson Daly is having a tool.
Brooke Burke is the winner!
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I don't see why when Britney Spears shaves her head it gets the front cover
of every magazine in the country and when Wino passes out and is rushed to
the hospital for a no doubtedly drug related problem the only people who re-
port it are Digital Spy. I mean what the fuck is Digital Spy? Reports now are
saying that Wino had a seizure and had to be taken to the hospital for obser-
vation. Wino's rep issued a BS statement saying that the seizure was caused
by a mixture of alcohol and the meds she was prescribed. You mean a psych-
iatrist actually prescribed Wino meds? What the fuck is wrong with him?
I seriously doubt that Wino had NO ILLEGAL DRUGS in her system at the
timeof the hospitalization. This girl needs help. Someone get her some help.
Or don't. I don't care really.
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McKey Is America's Next Top Model

Before we finally wrap up this week's exciting happenings, and treat ourselves with a soothing quality time somewhere, let's chill for awhile and recap those major events that took place on national TV!


Last Thursday marked another major milestone in television history as one of the most-renowned reality TV shows has successfully ended in “dramatic fashion”. The eleventh season of America's Next Top Model, hosted and co-produced by the everlasting sizzling-hot supermodel, Tyra Banks, chose the ultimate winner for the glamorous competition. The last episode covered the two finalists on their runway tests and showdown. It was a classic one, and unique too (talk about the pink odd runway)! The battle for fame, fortune and a life-changing modeling contract was notched by the 19-year-old student from Lake Forest, IL... Brittany “McKey” Sullivan! No doubt, and I'm hands down to this up and coming leggy super model. Athletic appeal, extra-ordinary poses and a stunning projection are the elements conveyed by this season's grand winner. I hope you caught the event as me and my friends did with Charter Cable TV.

"Oh my God, I just won America's Next Top Model and I can't believe it!" said McKey after she was proclaimed as eleventh-season ultimate winner during last Friday's finale which was broadcasted on The CW.

McKey admitted that she was boyish during her childhood years, though she wished to become a genuine supermodel. Our winner was very much involved to sports. She was a soccer buff, a mad hardcore on the sport that is. She entered the modeling scene four years ago, equipped with her competitive and energetic personality which she obviously got from her favorite sport. Brittany “McKey” Sullivan will bring home a management contract with Elite Model Management, a cover story and six-page fashion spread in an issue of Seventeen magazine, a $100,000 deal with cosmetics company CoverGirl as the winner of ANTM Season 11. How about that? Sweet! On the other hand, Samantha Potter, an 18-year-old student athlete from Woodland Hills, CA, finished as the eleventh season's runner-up but managed to score some charter deals.

America's Next Top Model's eleventh-season finale rolled with McKey, Samantha, and of course, the returning Analeigh Tipton, a 19-year-old student from Sacramento, CA. Analeigh came back from the judging panel that previously witnessed Marjorie Conrad packing up and finally eliminated from the contest. The three remaining finalists each obtained a Tyra Mail which contained specific lines. And guess what, It was for a CoverGirl commercials. The girls were so excited and happy once they went back to their apartment. Furthermore, Tyra revealed that the contest's last challenge would require the two finalists to pose on some of Addy’s designs in a fashion event. This was tipped by the supermodel host right before the final judging.

Miley Cyrus Is A Slut

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I don't know if you all tuned in to The American Music Awards last night but
Miley Cyrus was on there. It was a pretty entertaining night but I didn't really
dig Miley Cyrus' performance. It started with her getting chased by the paparazzi
as if the little attention didn't actually want her picture taken. Then she sung
this song called Fly On The Wall which is possibly one of the dumbest songs
I have ever heard. However, it is not so much that she was at The American
Music Awards but what happened after. She was celebrating her 16th birthday
yesturday and to commemorate the occasion Billy Ray Cyrus got a tattoo after
the show. Probably a portrait of Miley or some shit. While he was getting work
done, Miley waited in the waiting room and sucked face with her 20 year old
pedophile boyfriend Justin Gaston. No word yet on rather or not Miley and
her beau will move in together, but I say they will be sharing a pad by the
end of the year and then she will end up like Jamie Lynn Spears. That's right.
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Britney Spears has a new video coming out or some shit. No it is not a music
video. Thank God. It is a documentary about her life which will air on MTV
Nov.30. She says about her 2007 meltdown, "My trust has really been
battered....Sometimes it can get kinda lonely....I had totally lost my way. I
lost focus. I lost myself. I let certain people into my life that were just bad
people...because I was lonely....I really paid the consequences for that.
Big time....What the hell was I thinking?" Lost focus? Lost myself? Lost your
mind is what you mean. Why not just say that. When Britney had her melt-
down it was really hard for me to think of ANYONE crazier at that moment.
I don't know who the interviewer was but they must have been really good
because Britney usually treats the press like trash and is really snobby.
She goes on to tell MTV, " I used to be a cool chick but I feel like the paparazzi
has teken that away from me." You're right Britney. Shaving your head and
attacking the paparazzi with an umbrella usually does knock you off the
"cool" list. Your bad!
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Madonna is a rich bitch and her boyfriend Guy Ritchie, not so rich, isn't getting
a penny of her fortune. The deal they made in court, or whatever they go to in
Britain, was that instead of getting a cash settlement, they will split the kids 50/50.
Why would he agree to this? Don't kids poop in their pants and smell like urine?
I have seen Madge's kids and they are uglier than her if you can imagine. So I
am very much so disappointed in Guy. He has given a bad name to people around
the world who consider themselves gold diggers. He could have gone down in
history as one of the best gold diggers Hollywood has ever seen. But nope.
Shame shame. He isn't even getting child support. Hell even that moron K-Fed
was able to hustle $22,000 a month from Britney Spears. You fail at life Guy Ritchie.
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Keep Your Eye On Smallville

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Smallville Season 8: Chloe & Jimmy Tie The Knot

Last Thursday was incredible when I checked out the previous episodes of Smallville. Season 8's next episode is set to air tomorrow. You can watch this episode on CW through Charter Cable.
The last episode (Abyss) featured the mind-eating Brainiac. This villain dude began eradicating Chloe’s (Allison Mack) memories one by one! Maybe we should call him Mr. Amnesia or something.

This caused Chloe's total memory loss except for one thing; the only person she remembers is Davis (Sam Witwer). On the other hand, the young Man of Steel, Clark (Tom Welling), soon found out that the only way to put an end to Brainiac's appetite for memories is taking over Chloe’s mind. This led to the rebuilding of the Fortress. Clark also asked for Jor-El's help to heal the ailing Chloe. Justin Hartley , Aaron Ashmore, Erica Durance and Cassidy Freeman starred on the Abyss episode.

For Thursday's episode, bells will be ringing! The lovebirds Chloe and Jimmy have finally decided to seal their romantic bond. The Kent farm is all set for the big day. Although farm weddings are rare to some and known to have a plain simple atmosphere, our superheroes will make this occasion an unforgettable one, along with several spectacular bouquets of fresh flowers, Chloe walking down the aisle dressed up in a traditional long white gown and everything simple, stuff like that. I called by friend Sara using Charter Telephone and she loved the way the actress looked in the dress.

On the other hand, behind the smiles and excitement of everyone, Oliver (Justin Hartley) tells Clark (Tom Welling) he thinks he’s found out where Lex is hiding and immediately flies away to a certain place in Cuba to confront the hiding bald-genius. But the situation gets a little twist; when Oliver arrives, he will be surprised to know that Lex is nowhere to be found. Instead, he ends up seeing Lana (Kristin Kreuk). Clark and Lois (Erica Durance) take their emotions to greater heights and eventually grow closer. However, the party-pooper steps in! Doomsday spoils the wedding celebration by crashing in without an invitation. The highly-equipped metal-man intends to abduct the bride. So you think Clark and Jimmy will let this happen? You'll find out soon...

Jeannot Szwarc directed the ''Bride” episode for Season 8 and was written by Al Septian & Turi Meyer. So watch out for the upcoming action-packed and exciting new chapter of Smallville series this Thursday. Up, up, and away!

Right next to me.
[ The Blemish ]

Megan Fox gets sexier every day.
[ Egotastic ]

Ashley Dupre is a slutty slut slut.
[ Fatback Media ]

Snoop Dog is a sell out.
[ Geno's World ]

Jaime-Lynn Sigler is cute.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Kelly Monaco and Mel B. to star
in topless Vegas show! Yes!
[ Daily Stab ]

Valkyrie is a comedy.
[ d-listed ]

Naked Bond girls.
[ City Rag ]

Amy winehouse is still in her
Halloween costume.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Heroes: It's Coming!

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Heroes: It's Coming!
The newest episodes of the smash-hit TV series, Heroes, will once again cater a variety of interesting stuff that will blast off on our small or flat screens next week, which will start on Monday by the way. It's Coming. As the subtitle tells us, we better be ready. Oh yes, definitely I am, how about you Heroes geeks? One great inviting reason why everyone should anticipate next week's fresh episodes is the fact that the story is getting even more exciting.


We keep begging for more of these! Believe it or not, our very gorgeous cheerleader, Claire, will turn into someone opposite her angelic personality...a killer! It is one of Peter's revelations of the future that really makes our nerve crack most of the time when he's having visions. It's like, oh, somebody's going to die tomorrow! Or, Hiro will take a beating in China...something like that. Too bad, Peter has lost his powers and then he'll be shot twice on the chest by Claire if I'm not mistaken. Anyway, that's one part we should all watch out aside from drooling over Hayden's heavenly body. You can even watch the episode after it airs with Road Runner Internet.

Thanks to all Heroes spoilers, having the chance to peek at these new episodes makes me want to blab to forever! I've seen 4 clips from next Monday’s episode on this
LINK, just in case you want to see it for yourself. The newest Heroes titled ‘It’s Coming’ reveals a surprising plot, like Claire trying to protect Peter, Arthur realizes that the catalyst is a “someone” and not “something”. Peter tells our pretty Claire about what's going to happen in the future and why he should widely stay away from her. Then goes Arthur talking to Nathan about his significance on the upcoming occurrence on the next days to come as seen on Time Warner Cable.

So here's a rough sketch of 'Heroes: It's Coming' new episodes for those who just can't wait for Monday courtesy of HeroesRevealed.com (
http://www.heroesrevealed.com/):
The weakening of our Heroes' powers started as guest star Robert Forster playing the role of Arthur Petrelli sparked a clash against his wife Angela (played by Cristine Rose) and Arthur's son Peter (Milo Ventimiglia, also the son of Sly in the latest Rocky flick) and all his friendly co-heroes who always got his back namely Kristen Bell, Blake Shields, Brea Grant, Jamie Hector and special guest Ntare Guma Mbaho Mwine.


Knox, played by guest star Jamie Hector was commanded by Arthur Petrelli as well as Flint (Blake Shields) to search his own son Peter (Milo Ventimiglia) and granddaughter Claire right after a hunt-down against the Asian hero, Hiro (Masi Oka) and Ando (James Kyson Lee) in the wilderness of Africa. On the other hand, an overwhelming news just arrived at Nathan's (Adrian Pasdar) doorsteps. He surprisingly discovered that his daddy luckily escaped with his life from the grim reaper!

I guess I've said enough... I think so! Let's just settle this on Monday, shall we? Yeah, that's the point... It's sweet when you crave and you don't actually get it instantly. I'm sure it's worth the wait!

































Ashlee Simpson is so anxious to have her new baby that she is attempting to
induce labor. The correct way to do this is go to the hospital and tell the doctor
how long you have been pregnant and they will induce labor for you. Ashlee
has decided to be stupid about the whole thing and is trying to induce labor
by sucking on lemons and punching herself in her stomach. She is being such
a maniac about trying to give birth to her first that even older sis Jessica
Simpson is talking about it on the Ellen show. Jessica told Ellen, "I don't know.
I think she's really just jumping around trying everything right now." She
is jumping around? Does that work? Did Ashlee do any research reguarding
inducing labor independently? This kid will come out with half a brain and
crossed eyes. More than likely he will be wearing a sock hat and have his
eyes smeared with guyliner.
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No, it is not really gross because the guy is 18. If someone wants to get married at
a younger age, that is fine with me. It is gross because Kelly Osbourne is the one
getting married. Her and Courtney Love have had alot of beef in the past but that
is most likely because they are both disgusting psychos. And check this out, the guy
is a model. Kelly Osbourne is marrying a model. I know. Biazarre right. This is
boviously a marriage for money. This douche bag doesn't have any cash. And if he
marries Kelly Osbourne he will have access to that cool $200 million Ozzy has. Any-
way, the post says it all. Gross. Gross-o-rama.Gross-meister.
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Finally! I have always been a fan of Angelina Jolie in her personal life but I always
thought, actually knew, her acting sucked. Why quitting? What other reason would
Saint Angelina give other than to be a full time mother. She tells BBC news, "I don't
plan to keep acting very long. I'm ready to do a few things now and fade away and
get ready to be a grandma one day." A grandma? Aren't your kids like 5? Callin'
it quits a bit early aren't ya Angie? Whatever. Angie can't call it quits soon enough.
The biggest hit she will have in her entire life will be Changeling and that is because
Clint Eastwood was behind the camera and that is a fact. She also tells BBC news, "
First and foremost, I have a lot of children, and I need to make sure they're growing
right and they've got us there for them." well you do have alot of kids. She has got
that right. But what is this us you talk about? Are you suggesting that Brad Pitt will
quit acting to hang out with your old ass? Don't bet on it.
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More than likely, since it was a public affair, we will never hear the end of the
back and forth bitching between Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston. According
to sources Brad Pitt recently called Jen to tell her that it was uncool to call
Brangelina "uncool." What Aniston told Vogue magazine was that the fact that
Brad got a divorce after meeting Jolie on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith and
him leaving her for Jolie was "very uncool." After a number of failed relationships
on Aniston's part, I believe that she is the one who is uncool. Just look at how cool
Brad Pitt is. He's got a hot wife, beautiful ever expanding family and has all the
Hollywood work one guy can tackle at a time. That is cool in my book. What Aniston?
You think perfect blonde hair and millions of dollars will make you poular? I don't
think so. Just because you have a c-cup and an ass that you can bounce a quarter
off of doesn't make... ok ,yes you are cool. Now will you please have sex with me?
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Dancing with the Stars is currently ranked number one in America by TV Guide. Its seventh season just launched September 22, 2008 on ABC. It is broadcast live from CBS Television City in Los Angeles from Studio 46. The reason the show has been so successful is because of the celebrities. We all want to see if Hollywood’s finest can keep up. With Comcast cable tv you can even watch each episode as it airs.

Each individual celebrity is paired up with a professional ball room dancer. They are then trained by the dancer for weekly performances live in front of America. It’s pretty fun to watch if you ask me. Where else am I going to see the celebs busting their moves?

I guess the main reason I like the show so much is because of the variety of dancers chosen. More notable celebrities that have appeared on the show since its commencement are Emmitt Smith, Apolo Anton Ohno, Mario Lopez, Jason Taylor, Shannon Elizabeth, Kristi Yamaguchi and Kim Kardashian. As a football fanatic, I really got in to the show after Emmitt Smith won season three! I couldn’t believe it! The retired Hall of Fame running back for the Dallas Cowboys lit up the screen with dance moves of all kind.

The performers are required to show off their skills with a new dance each week. From Salsa to the Tango, Dancing with the Stars packs everything in. It’s 2008 and we want reality shows with hot chicks. The seventh season has been a blast with Kim Kardashian and Brooke Burke! Too bad that Kim was the third to get voted off, she’s way hot. Brooke’s still alive and representing!

I am actually really impressed with some of the moves Super Bowl Champion Warren Sapp has been busting out. He’s got to be like 300+ pounds and still in the mix! However, it looks like Brooke Burke has a commanding lead. It’s very exciting how the contestants can jump around from being at the top to getting eliminated! Not only do the judges vote, but the fact that the viewers can involved is great.

It’s got be fun for the celebs to get out there all dressed up. They look really good. I just watched Brooke Burke do the Tango and MAN she’s hot! Her dress was deep red and decked out with rhinestones. All about it!

Can I just say, the training has got to be so time consuming for these athletes and celebrities. They have to train all week and really nail their dance performance. It must be a fulltime job for these remaining dancers. Look, do yourself a favor and tune in. The show airs Mondays and Tuesdays on ABC. Monday is the dance show and Tuesday is for the results. With both shows getting an average of about 19 million viewers, you should definitely join in. You can even stream episodes online using Comcast internet.



Lucy Pinder Is Naked

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And that is all I need to know.
Paula Abdul fans are dying to meet
her.
Joe Jonas will never get laid.
Eminem is making a new record?
Oh God.
Gisele Bundchen is still alive and
hotter than ever.
Hayden Panettiere goes shopping.
The rappin' granny turns 90!
Paris Hilton wants to fuck Prince
William.
Kelly Osbourne is getting married.
Yuck!

Fergie Is A Chunky Girl

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Well here is some good news and some bad news. The good new is, Fergie
is coming to a big screen near you. So all you Fergie fans can pack in the
theatres and see your favorite star. The bad news is, Fergie gained 13
pounds for the role. So you won't see the athletically fit Fergie as you see
above. You will see a much chunkier, much heavier and much more dis-
gusting version of Fergie. Some people say she is downright ugly but I
disagree. However, with this new 13 lbs. of baggage attached to her now
I am sure my opinion will change. This is a big set back for Fergie freaks.
I know a handful of people who think she is the hottest woman in Hollywood
and would do anything to meet or-and fuck her. And when US Magazine asked
her about her workout plans she had this to say, " I don't know. I'll let you know
when I do." So basically what she is saying is that she is a chunky girl and
plans to stay that way. Scary.
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I'll Charm You, Disarm You

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Haha! Feel free to laugh and point at the Disney channel. I always do when
a scandal like this surfaces. Adrienne Bailon a.k.a. Cheetah Girl #3 has
been caught with her pants down when these pictures were stolen from her
laptop in New York. I guess these pics are kind of hot. She has an ass simi-
lar to Kim Kardashian's. And what is ironic about this whole thing is that the
pictures were taken for Kim Kardashian's brother Robert Kardashian. I
would never guess that a G-rated Disnet celebrity would have a tattoo on
her ass. But then again she probably didn't expect for the world to see her
ass on such an exclusive basis. Will this effect her Disney contracts? Who
knows? It didn't effect Vanessa Anne Hudgens'. But then again Vanessa was
10 times more hot and had a star role in a multi-million dollar grossing movie.
This chick? She is expandable. In other words, see ya Adrienne! I hope Robert
has enough money to go around for the both of you because you will not be
seeing anymore paychecks from Disney.
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I am kind of confused on where Kate Winslet stands on these photos. The
Daily Mail and The Sun are both saying that Kate Winslet is indeed air-
brushed. She is pissed at them because she is swearing up and down that
she is in fact, not airbrushed. Yet at the same time she is telling people,
mostly little girls that her body is all natural and that it doesn't really
matter what you look like. You are beautiful on the inside. Airbrushed
or no, this chick is fucking hot in Vanity Fair. Winslet had this to say to
People magazine, "I just didn't want people to think I was a hypocrite
and that I'd suddenly lost 30 lbs. or whatever," the youngest ever five-
time Oscar nominee said at the time. "So I just came out and said, 'Look,
I don't look like that'. I'm not mad at the magazine, but I have no intention
of looking like that." Some people. Critics really. Would say that Kate was
a little chubby in her days of the Titanic. I think she was white hot back
then and is still red hot today. Some people complain about the dumbest
shit. But not me. I still say she has got it.
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And she just got a higher ranking in my
spank bank.
Nude celebrity pinups.
Nazi cheerleaders.
Miley Cyrus and John Travolta make
a music video together.
Jonah Hill is a rich bitch.
Jaime Pressly is back on the market!
Celebrity asses. I love 'em.
Kelly Osbourne moved in with
someone. I think I just threw
up a little bit.
Guy Ritchie is a hopeless drunk.

Sarah Palin Is A Cry Baby

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Waaaa! I don't get to be vice president. Waaaa my child has special needs.
Cry, cry, cry. She lost the republican race last night and she said this last
night, "I am neither bitter nor vanquished, but very confident in the know-
ledge that there will be another day," Not bitter my ass. She just lost to a
2 term senator that was all but non existent 5 years ago. Plus his middle
name is Hussein. Remember Hussein? Oooo a scary terrorist. The simple
fact is we elected a new president last night and the nation is richer for it.
I know what the American people are thinking though. Forget Sarah Palin
vice president. How about Sarah Palin super model. I would love to see
those old jugs in a bikini. Congratulations America. Today is a great day!
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Umm...OK

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You know some people just don't make an effort. Heidi Klum was a bad ass Geisha
for Halloween and I think Britney Spears dressed up as a fairy or some shit like that.
But here is Jessica Alba in a blonde wig. Whoa! You almost tricked me there Jessica.
At first I thought you were Jessica Alba but now I can clearl see that you are Jessica
Alba in a blonde wig. If you are not gonna go 100% then don't go at all. Some people
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Well Amy Winehouse is now in the hospital again because she is having chest
pains again because she is still smoking crack and meth again. This chick will
never learn. The pains were so bad at one point that she thought she may have
breast cancer. Turns out that that wasn't the problem. Instead she was diagnosed
with "scarring of the lungs." Ouch! as a result of this her friends and family are
begging her to quit smoking cigarettes. Ha! That will never happen. She even
covered herself in nicotine patches at one point. That sounds like a good idea,
maybe she could put a few on her face to cover up those scars. People magazine
had this to say, "She has been told to give up smoking and was initially struggling

with that – she was covered in nicotine patches at one point," says the source.
"But she is making an effort."An effort my ass. If she really wanted to get clean
she would lock herself up in rehab for a couple of months not a couple of days
and shave that fugly ass behive of hers off her head. After that and only after
that will people start to like her again. I am different than most people. I have
never heard an Amy Winehouse song and I am richer for it. Therefore I can
throw in my 2 cents on what needs to be done in he life without the bias that a
fan might have.
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