Ashlee Simpson is so anxious to have her new baby that she is attempting to
induce labor. The correct way to do this is go to the hospital and tell the doctor
how long you have been pregnant and they will induce labor for you. Ashlee
has decided to be stupid about the whole thing and is trying to induce labor
by sucking on lemons and punching herself in her stomach. She is being such
a maniac about trying to give birth to her first that even older sis Jessica
Simpson is talking about it on the Ellen show. Jessica told Ellen, "I don't know.
I think she's really just jumping around trying everything right now." She
is jumping around? Does that work? Did Ashlee do any research reguarding
inducing labor independently? This kid will come out with half a brain and
crossed eyes. More than likely he will be wearing a sock hat and have his
eyes smeared with guyliner.
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