Crossing the Blues

Stacy Keibler Is Hot... And Drunk

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Here we have Stacy Keibler. Arguably one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood.
She doesn't seem to get enough attention from the American public. She should
be getting ALOT more attention. So here she is knocking back shots at a Manhattan
Beach bar last night. You know what they say about girls who get drunk. It is
easier to sleep with them. However, there are no reports of Stacy having a boyfriend
which is great news for me. If there WERE someone she were sleeping with then there
would be a guy I could actually admire. I seriously doubt the guy pictured with Stacy
above is here boyfriend. She doesn't strike me as the kind of girl to have jungle fever.
What to do now? Hope that Hugh Hefner comes to his senses and offers Stacy a
portion of money she couldn't refuse to FINALLY get her in Playboy. Will it happen?
Its a distinct possibility, but as of yet she has been a prude. Source

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Julia Roberts Is In A Bikini

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Now this is a rarity. Julia Roberts hates being photographed or filmed in a bikini.
Why? I do not know. More pictures were posted at Egotastic.com but he doesn't
think Julia Roberts is attractive. I say he is fucking crazy. She looks great. My only
complaint is we don't have a good butt shot. I sorta have a thing for Julia Roberts.
I do not know why but I loved her in The Mexican and Closer. Unfortuneately she
makes about $20 million per picture so bribing her with a couple of million dollars
to take it all off in Playboy is not a plausible idea. In the pictures she is playing with
I am assuming her kids. Who they are exactly I am not sure. But there they are.
Don't worry people, the more she unveils herself in a bikini and the paparazzi capture
it, I will post them here.

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Lindsay Lohan Is Drinking And Having Wild Lesbian Sex

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How is this a bad thing?


A former Victoria Secret model
completely nude? Yes please.
[ Egotastic ]

Michael Lohan got engaged to
a hot 24 year old.
[ Geno's World ]

Here is 5 sure fire tips to make
your girlfriend into a slutty cowgirl.
[ Fatback Media ]

Megan Fox has a hot new tattoo.
I love chicks with tattoos!
[ Celebrity Puke ]

Carmen Electra has a gay crush
on Kim Kardashian.
[ Daily Stab ]

Kelly Osbourne got her ass kicked.
[ City Rag ]

Heidi Montag has a new music video
out.
[ Hollywood Tuna ]

This is NOT a Hayden Panettiere
nipple slip.
[ I Don't Like You In That Way ]

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American Idol Is Getting A New Judge

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This is going to cause ALOT of controversy. Months ago it was reported that a
new judge may or may not be added to American Idol. I am curious to see what
happens when it is 2 nos and 2 yes'. Either way, her name is Kara DioGuardi.
You probably remember the chat floating around on Geno's World. What will
Paula do? Drink less? Drink more? Will Paula finally be booted off the show? I
sure as hell hope so. I am a HUGE fan of American Idol so I can not wait until
this new judge comes and and hopefully takes over. If some of you don't remember
the American Idol judges at the beginning of the show didn't get along AT ALL.
So we will see what happens when they throw another one in the mix. Of course
this Kara woman isn't that much different than Paula. She is a d-list singer-song
writer and doesn't have a single hit song to her name. However, that is EXACTLY
what the people at American Idol wanted. A person who chooses the biggest
stars in America and has absolutely zero star credibility to herself. All I can
say it, this is a sad day. An amusing day, but still a sad day.

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Kim Karashian Spliced Her Foot Open

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Kim is a celebrity. She starred in one of the nastiest pornos I have ever seen and
for that, she feels she is entitled to be famous. She is actually so famous, she is
going to be on Dancing With The Stars. I don't think she should be on this show
and the way things are going, she just might not. You see, when she was in the
bathroom she accidentally sliced her foot open on a peice of glass. She was on
the TODAY SHOW this morning and talked about the accident but I didn't
pay too much attention because I didn't care. However, now her DWTS shot
has been jeopardized. I say let her dance. That one chick was on there and she
had a fake leg! I think Kim could still do a good job with her little boo-boo on
her toe. She was also on the show to promote her new movie Disaster Movie.
Which actually looks pretty damn funny. Don't lose any sleep people. Kim K
will be just fine. And if her little slip up in the bathroom causes her to loose any
skin on her toe, she can always transplant some flesh from her ass. Hang in there
Kim K.

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Leryn Franco Is A Hot Peice Of Olympic Ass!

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Alot of people may not know who Leryn Franco is. Well, I am one of those people.
She is in the Olympics but I have no idea what her talent is. Aside from the obvious,
SHES FUCKING HOT. In case you guys out there are looking for something to put
in the spank bank, TMZ has a great photo lineup here . I like most Americans have
been watching the Olympics religiously. Even the shit that makes no sense at all
like the horse jumping. The jockey has no Olympic skill at all, it is all the horse.
Anyway, as much as I would love to keep discussing hot chicks and horses, I have
some business to attend to. So have a good weekend everybody.


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Britney Spears And Justin Timberlake Are Finally Gonna Record A Song Together

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Things have actually been looking up for Britney Spears lately. Career wise things
were looking up months ago, but she was too stoned to realize it. You see, she had
scheduled a recording session with Timbaland a few months back and in their re-
cording session, Justin Timberlake decided to come in a write a song with Spears.
However, she was hanging out with Lufti and Ghalib and they were apparently
pretty bad influences in Spears' life. I am still waiting for that topless "sex tape"
of her and Lufti to surface. Anyway, Page Six has the scoop, ... but Spears- under
the influence of friends including Osama Lufti and Adnan Ghalib- missed her re-
cording session with Timbaland at the legendary producer's Virginia Beach
studio last August. "She just didn't show up," our spies said at the time. Well,
at least now she can actually get in the studio and try to release a halfway decent
cd. I won't listen, I have never been a big Britney Spears fan. I am however looking
forward to this song being released. If they release it and it fails, this will be the first
surefire sign that Britney Spears' and Justin Timberlake's careers are finally over.
It will be a nice ending.

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A Lily Allen Nipple Slip

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A great way to kick off a Wednesday!
Audrina Patridge bikini pictures
will never get old.
Heidi Montag is a virgin. My ass!
Anna Farris plays a Playboy
bunny in her new movie. When
will she become a REAL Playboy
bunny?
Jessica Alba sexy time!
Isla Fisher bikini pictures.
Ashley Tisdale is sexy with her
cute little nose.
Britney Spears is still working
on that bikini body.
Cute college girl of the day.

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Its Our Right

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Joe Francis is now going after the judge that threw him in jail for filming an under-age
girl. Now I am not saying it is OK to film under-age girls, what I AM saying is that anyone
who has a camera can crawl onto a beach where girls are getting drunk and film them
flashing their breasts. This guy has done alot for our first amendment rights and I
think people should acknowledge that. In fact, he is so confident he will win the lawsuit,
he has started a website to talk about the case. Thats right, meetjoefrancis.com I say
this is a pretty cool idea. And I wish him the best in this suit. If only more people were
like Joe. Source



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Lindsay Lohan Has Slept With Multiple Women

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Well it seems that Samantha Ronson wasn't the first girl Lindsay Lohan bumped
cunts with. In fact, for a while she lived with another woman. Her name is Courtenay
Semel and she is an actress. This is the thing I do not understand about lesbians.
Theres always one super hot one and another who is fugly as hell. That is the
case of Linday and Samantha. I would do Lohan all night but I wouldn't touch
Ronson with a stolen dick. This Courtenay chick I could have fun with. But this
is somewhat like the Portia De Rossi and Ellen Degeneres story. Ellen is fugly as
fuck and wants nothing more in this life than to be a guy. And Portia is just stunning.
Same difference, if a sex tape were ever to emerge from Lindsay Lohan's darkened
garage store room, I sure as hell hope it is with this Courtenay chick. Source




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The Odd Couple

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Hmmm. This seems odd. Ashlee Simspon and Nicole Richie usually don't hang
out with one another but I guess since Paris Hilton has found a new BFF and
Ashlee is notorious for not hanging out with ANYONE other than her sister and
boyfriend Pete Wentz, I suppose she decided it was time to do a little bit of
socializing. Of course Paris doesn't spend any time with Nicole either, as Nicole
is a mature and intelligent person who has her own baby and essentially...a
life. That and also Paris scares the shit out of children. So I can see a real future
for these two. They can talk about raising kids and what its like to settle down.
This is the last thing we expect from our stars. what people WANT to see is
them attending all the local clubs and checking themselves into rehab when
their life spins out of control. But not me. I enjoy the more mature celebrities.
Don't get me wrong, I love when I see losers like Lindsay Lohan making out
with her lesbian lover and trying to help her sister and mother become "famous"
which will never happen. it is just I don't wanna see drug addled stars get the
front page on a daily basis anymore. It was fun and cute when Lohan was doing
it because she is HOT. But Amy Winehouse? I mean saying the name alone makes
me wanna gag. Why do people care about this chick? That is if you consider her
a "chick." Female? Maybe. Attractive in ANY way? NO! Either way, more cute
celebrities coming your way on Monday. Stay tuned.

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Lets Be Clear, Jennifer Aniston Got Dumped

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Theres alot of rumors going around these days. One of them being that Jennifer
Aniston got dumped by John Mayer. This is the true rumor. You see, John got
bored of Jennifers boring ass and her square nipples. So he decided to screw
around with his managers secretary, or something like that. In fact, he slept
with multiple women while "dating" Jen Aniston. For quite a while they were
"friends with benefits." However, Jen in her growing desperation for a husband
and father of her future children, asumed that John was a one woman guy. She
was very wrong. I don't know why I get such a saddistic high when I hear that Jen
Aniston gets dumped by a new guy. Probably because she was so cocky with the
success of her career on Friends. Her career isn't so successful anymore. I am still
waiting for her to come out with a big screen film, but apparently nobody wants
her. So we will see what pans out for Jennifer Aniston but I doubt she will find another
famous suitor. I also doubt she will be in another best selling movie. But we will see.

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Jenny McCarthy Has Still Got It

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And she proves just that by strutting
around in a bikini.
Some chicks don't know what it is like
to NOT be topless.
Shawnee Smith: Southern hottie of
the day.
The official Kim Kardashian ass
game!
Kate Moss nude.
Paris Hilton is getting sued for not
promoting "Pledge This!"
Vanessa Anne Hudgens is being
sued for $5 million.
Madonna is adopting again. Run kids!
RUN!
Crazazy lightning!

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Say Cheese Lauren Conrad!

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It seems that Lauren Conrad is alot more popular than people thought. She
tells KIIS radio that on a daily basis 15-20 cars stop outside of her house to
take pictures and hope they can get a glimpse of Lauren Conrad. The tour
buses that stop by have speakers mounted on top of them and when the
driver announces the words "star tours" they "hit the deck." I guess I can
understand that. On USMagazine.com she discusses that she is not a good
actress and that she would like to get into production to be "on the other
side of things." She is not a good actress? All of The Hills is scripted. How
can she say she is not a good actress. I think she is a very good actress and
would go far in Hollywood. Think things over Lauren. You have potential.

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Hayden Panettiere's Pop Popped For Spousal Abuse

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Talk about a slow Monday. Granted it is not the lack of stories out there so much as
it is a lack of stories that involve humor. Issac Hayes and even more tragically Bernie
Mac has died this past weekend and that is very sad. BUT Hayden Panettiere's father
being arrested for spousal abuse, that is kind of funny. I can see her family going down
the same road as the Lohans. A controlling mother, a psychotic father. However, Hayden
doesn't exactly set a bad example for her younger sibling. She doesn't drink, she doesn't
stay out until 2 in the morning at clubs and doesn't crash her car on a weekly basis. You
will notice in the picture above that Hayden has a blach eye. Don't worry people she
is fine, it was a photoshop job done by the people at The Blemish in an attempt to be
funny. And it is actually. Well, no more news for the day, if someone else dies or another
Hollywood family start beating the shit out of people again, you will hear it here.

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Mandy Moore Is Still Alive

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I haven't heard alot from this broad lately. She is still smikin' hot and probably
still has movie making talent. That talent being that she is smokin' hot. Her album
came out just over a year ago and she is scheduled to play at some club Aug.23
and Aug. 30th. I don't know why we don't see more of her. Alot of people cram her
into the same hole as Britney Spears,Christina Aguilera, J.LO, and the Backstreet
Boys. More than likely because they all came about at about the same time. I
can honestly say I have never liked a Mandy Moore song but GOD DAMN is she hot.
It is just a matter of time before Saved 2 or something comes about for her in the
near future. But I am still not gonna hold my breath. The place she plans on
singing at by the way is Hotel Cafe. That sounds like the most run down pathetic
place for a girl of Mandy's calibur to perform at. But hey, to each their own. What
surprised me about the article I read on her is that her last cd Wild Hope was her
fifth studio album. Her fifth? It doesn't seem like she has gotten any media recognition
at all. I say her in that movie The First Daughter or something like that and she
sorta got naked. You didn't see anything though. Also she strips for a dude and is
begging him to sleep with him and he had one of those things that can fuck up your
life. What is it called? Oh yea morals. So hopefully she will become desperate enough
for attention that she will go nude in a movie or maybe the unexpected will happen
and she will do a Playboy spread. I tend to say that about alot of female celebrities
these days, but what can I say? I'm a guy. Stay tuned and maybe someday soon
we will see some Mandy Moore boobage. Source

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Christina Aguilera Is Naked, Nude With No Clothes On!

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Well it has been a busy day today. But I managed to stop over at Egotastic and
grab these nude pictures of Christina Aguilera. The photos are apparently from
2004. There is some dispute saying that the actual tits are photoshopped. But
this will be storaged in the spank bank all the same. Some day the day will come
when Xtina drops it all for a full blown Playboy photoshoot. And that day cannot
come soon enough. In the meantime, Selma Blair was pretty upfront saying she
want to go nude in Playboy. Anna Farris too for that matter. Why the hell Hugh
Hefner isn't hunting these women down and offering millions for their body I
have no idea. Soon enough though my friends. Soon enough. Source









































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Paris Hilton Dives Into Politics

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And makes an ass of herself
while doing it.

Cindy Crawford is topless.

Selma Blair is headed to
Amsterdam to drop acid.

Artie Lande checked himself
into rehab.

More silly pics of Kim
Kardashian.

Michael Lohan is not on
board with Lindsay's
lesbian marriage.

God DAMN! Audrina
Patridge is fucking hot!

Cats should avoid gangs of
puppies.

Eva Mendes likes showing her
nipples in Calvin Klein ads.


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Samantha And Lindsay Sittin' In A Tree

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Alot of rumors have been swirling over the past few months that Lindsay Lohan
is a lesbian and is dating DJ Samantha Ronson. Well, it is not really a rumor any-
more because they have been seen kissing and holding hands on multiple occasions
and they tend to spend every waking moment together. Well now there are "rumors"
that they are actually going to get married. Here are some quotes. " Lindsay's mom
Dina has told pals that she wants to 'welcome Sam into the family' with a lavish do,
including drinks and canapes for Li-Lo's pals and relatives. The 22-year-old Freaky
Friday star has been shopping for a white mini-dress for the occasion- and I hear she's
chosen a very bridal-looking one by Chanel." Interesting. The rumors are also circulating
that she is going to get married around the same time her album drops. If I am not
mistaken, she has been working on her album for quite some time now. She is working
on it because of her erratic behavior essentially got her banned from a number of
production companies, limiting her ability to work in Hollywood. Heres my prediction.
They get married, her album sells, she goes on a mini Hollywood club tour and performs
here and there. After that she decides that she loves cock more than ever before, divorces
Sam and devestates her life. She then hooks up with me and we make beautiful love
for the rest of time. Or at least I hope that is the way things work out.




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Miley Cyrus Is Still Controversial

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Even more great news out of the world of Miley Cyrus. As you may remember
a few weeks back, Miley Cyrus' cell phone pictures were hacked and on it were
alot of pictures intended for Nick Jonas. Pics of her in her underwear,a bikini,
lifting up her shirt showing her belly the whole shabang. The person who hacked
them is going by the alias TrainReq. I gotta say, these pictures just keep getting
hotter. Apparently he has some full frontal nude photos but he is trying to sell
them. I am sure there is not much luck on that front because she is only 15 and
people do not want to pay good money for a pile of child porn pictures. Rumors
also surfaced on the hackers website stating that he had in his posession a
conversation she had with her boyfriend Nick Jonas about the time they fucked.
But he then said he deleted them thinking he would never get his hands on
pics this controversial. Its just a funny story for a girl who is the squeaky clean
pop princess to so many pre-teen and elementary school kids. Rumors have
also surfaced saying that a brand of condoms, which name escapes me at the
moment, wants to use Miley Curus as their spokesperson and is offering a
cool $1 million for the job. I SERIOUSLY doubt Miley will take them up on that
offer. I don't understand though. No matter how rich you are, how do you walk
away from a large sum of money like that. She would be telling teenagers to
practice safe sex, it is a positive message. But I suppose some little kid would
see her in a commercial and then turn around and ask their mom and dad
"what is a condom?" So I see where she wouldn't take them up on the offer.
I am almost positive some more racy Miley Cyrus pics will surface, so keep
checking back here for the naughty teens showmanship. More pics here .

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