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NBC is coming out with a new show called The Voice where people will sing and compete to win and get $2 billion and a lifetime supply of jelly beans. Of course Christina is a wreck and refuses to get treatment for her alcohol addiction so this will be a lot like a female version of David Hasselhoff on The X Factor. I love Christina but she has to clean up her act. The show will probably suck btw.

Everyone who is keeping track of the tabloids and the tabloid based leaked celebrity nude pictures knows that Christina Aguilera had some pics hacked but they were rather dull. Now a story is developing claiming someone or a group of people are trying to sell photos found on a memory card left behind at a French hotel. The pics are allegedly from Nicole Richie's bachelorette party and the pics are even racier than the ones that have already been leaked. I will keep my eye on this story and even though I do not post pics of such on this blog, I will link to them when they are leaked.

Does anyone remember the MTV television show called The Osbournes? I am sure all these young teeny boppers who love Justin Bieber don't remember the show because they were toddlers. That and Ozzy Osbourne has scary tattoos and that makes them pee in their pants a little. I remember the show and saw all of their seasons (4 I think?) Anywa, great show and the show was shot in the Osbournes home in California and then when Ozzy, Sharon and the bunch moved on, they sold the house to Christina Aguilera. I love that house. I think it is a staple in American history not only was it the set of one of the best tv shows of all time but it housed not one, but two famous families. How much to get your hands on it? $13.5 A little steep but that is California real estate for you.

I remember when Christina Aguilera released "Ain't No Other Man" and about 50 record labels said she stole the song from this person and that person. Now, years later, a record label is stepping up and suing Christina's label stating that the rights of the song belong to them blah, blah. No one cares about this song but I guess that the label decided to act now because Christina is in the tabloids a lot for being boozehound and they think it is their time to strike. It is a good song but it is old and Christina will probably never release a song as good as it again. And of course the people suing want some $. Not sure how much yet.

Christina Aguilera has a mugshot that was leaked to the press after her March 1st arrest for public intoxication. People are saying what they always say about mugshots and that she is ugly but I would still totally fuck her.

Early, EARLY this morning Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler were both arrested. Her boyfriend was charged with DUI and Christina was charged with public intoxication. Sources close to the star are saying they have been trying to get her into a rehab program for some time. Between fucking up the national anthem at the Superbowl, which I don't think has ever happened before, and falling down on stage I am thinking Christina Aguilera is on the sauce. I know her career sucks and is going downhill and her last album didn't sell well and people are calling her Clonetina but alcohol isn't the answer. I hope she gets help soon.

Christina Aguilera has a lot of people surrounding her concerned for her. Rather it be balling her eyes out while wasted at night clubs or getting into fights with her mom, she is a mess. She still looks hot as hell but I think she is trying to find where she stands in the music world now that Lady Gaga is around. People are calling her Clonetina. I don't quite understand that as Christina was around for a decade before Gaga but I am not really a fan of Christina so I can not tell you whether her music is good or not. Still much, MUCH hotter than Gaga though.

Last night was the Superbowl and I had an awesome time. Unfortunately the team I wanted to win did not win but it was stilla great game anyway. I didn't pay much attention to Christina Aguilera when she sung the national anthem cause there was so much going on but then I checked my Twitter status in my iPod and a lot of my friends were saying she screwed up the national anthem. Yes. That song you have to memorize and sing every so often as your duty as an American. I can't blame Christina though. I mean she is a musician and she aleady has a hitload of songs she has to memorize anyway. ::sarcasm::

Christina Aguilera is being the good mom she is and making her child believe that everything is perfect and fun in the world when the harsh reality of their father moving out of the house is being surpressed into a faded memory of a trip to Disneyland. The important thing to remember in this scenario is that Christina Aguilera is still on the market and is something to be hopeful about. I doubt I have a chance with her but I am sure someone does and if that someone has a camcorder...well.
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Yesterday a shitload of Christina Aguilera nude and semi nude photos hit the net. They were leaked from a hacked cell phone and I am not sure who they were intended for but now the whole world can see them. They really aren't "all" that explicit. You don't see nipples,vag or even ass so in my opinion that makes them pretty boring. But she is pissed off nonetheless and feels that her privacy has been violated.

Justin Bieber trading cards. Jesus God- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Christina Aguilera apparently feels guilty about being back on the market when she has a son with the dude she split with. She said that when two people are not happy and there is a child involved, it is the child who suffers blah,blah. I am just glad she is back on the market and I don't think she has to justify this to the media in any way. Unfortunately she hooked up right away with some other douche bag that she introduced to her parents or she was introduced to his parents or some bullshit that I really don't care about. I wish she would stop fucking with us and just to Playboy and get this misery over with because all men want is to see her naked. That's it. No vocal range or poppy ballads. Just tits and ass. THANK YOU!

Last night was the AMAs and I never watch that shit but a lot of famous people got all decked out and attended. Amongst them was Christina Aguilera who was looking noticeably preggers. She is one of the few hot chicks that can have a stomach the size of Texas and I would still want to bang her. She just got divorced from Jason Bratman and is trying desperately to get attention by going to Hollywood hot spots and trying to get photographed by paparazzi after a failing album just a few months back. Long story short, she will never fit in with the Lady GaGa era. She is pregnant though so she has more important things to deal with besides fame.

Recently on this blog I wrote about how Christina Aguilera was separating from her husband of five years but since then she has gotten divorced. I didn't report on the divorce because I didn't see it as all that newsworthy but now she is hanging out with chicks like Samantha Ronson and going to clubs in hopes to become a paprazzi target thinking that shit will boost her album sales. Of course this chick must be living under a rock because Heidi Montag is one of the biggest paprazzi targets in history and that bitch dumped $2 million on an album and it totally flopped. Anyway, this basically means that eventually we will see Christina Aguilera's vagina and if bad album sales mean seeing more of Christina, I will burn Streetside Records to the ground.

Hallelujah! Christina Aguilera is finally splitting from that fucktard douche bag who took Christina off the market at the height of her fame and sexiness. I know that getting a divorce will not narrow those post birth hips of hers but she is still one of the sexiest women alive and I can not wait to see if she starts hitting up the local night clubs and getting stupid drunk and fucking everyone that moves. I want the dirrty Xtina back. That bitch who wanted nothing more than to lure guys to her shows and have them wait anxiously for a wardrobe malfunction. Maybe this bitch will finally go all the way and pose for Playboy? Whoo knows? All I know is that the sky is the limit for this starlet now. I am so excited!

Brooke Hogan is looking good!

Well it has been a busy day today. But I managed to stop over at Egotastic and
grab these nude pictures of Christina Aguilera. The photos are apparently from
2004. There is some dispute saying that the actual tits are photoshopped. But
this will be storaged in the spank bank all the same. Some day the day will come
when Xtina drops it all for a full blown Playboy photoshoot. And that day cannot
come soon enough. In the meantime, Selma Blair was pretty upfront saying she
want to go nude in Playboy. Anna Farris too for that matter. Why the hell Hugh
Hefner isn't hunting these women down and offering millions for their body I
have no idea. Soon enough though my friends. Soon enough. Source