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Showing posts with label Nicole Richie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nicole Richie. Show all posts
I really miss the days when Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton were tearing up the tabloids. I know that those days are long gone but I can still write about them every now and then even when they are doing pretty much nothing out of the ordinary. Here is Nicole Richie coming out of what looks like a gym judging by her clothing. I am glad she is doing what she can to keep her stomach tight after having a kid and all. Unlike that chick Kate Gosselin who has a tummy tuck afterwards because she is too busy getting puked on from little kids to actually go out and jog.

Charlie Sheen is paying for his mistakes...well not really. He is shuffling around his multi million dollar mansion in his socks and calling it rehab but hey, whatever works. Nicole Richie was on The View this morning where she said that Charlie's sobriety is "his decision". No shit. Anyway, I don't think Charlie is stupid and he has hurt enough people by going on a multi day bender but he will be back to his low level comedy show once again pretty soon.

Remember when Nicole Richie was pulled over for driving down the wrong side of a the L.A. freeway and she was in possession of pot and admitted to being under the influence of pot and pills? I do because it was 2006 and it was my first year blogging. I very much so enjoyed writing that train wreck of a story. Anyway, Nicole has been on probation for that shit ever since and now the judge in the case dropped the probation because it looks like Nicole isn't gonna do some stupid shit like that again. Congrats Nicole. Love ya!

This Is Just Wrong

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Nicole Richie got married the other day and I didn't read much about it because Nicole is one of those chicks who were famous for a little while and then when she settled down and had kids, the paprazzi and everyone else lost interest in her life. I figured Paris Hilton would have for sure gone to the wedding because these two chicks were best friends for like years. If I am not mistaken, they have been friends since grade school but I guess there is some bad blood between them and Paris was reportedly invited but had "other plans". WTF?

Nicole Richie is tying the knot tomorrow and I am sure the wedding will be a who's who in Hollywood but mainly it will remain a private affair. I am sure she is doing the right thing and hiring professional photogs to document the affair and not relying on some hard up paparazzo to take the shots. Anyway she can't decide on a dress which is the least of her worries because she is about to marry some dude in a rock band. This dude is a certifiable rock star. WTF makes her think this marriage is going to last? Rock stars don't get married and the ones who do get divorced pretty quick. So I am hoping she isn't expecting this to be the fairy tale romance that so many people expect when you find your "soul mate". Anyway, I just wanna let Nicole know that she is still single and can back out any time she wants. I will be there to sweep her off her feet. That is if she likes ramen noodles and Dodge Shadows.

Linkage

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Justin Bieber trading cards. Jesus God- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Leaked Christina Aguilera nude pics! Yay!- Celebrity Hot Sauce

Kim Kardashian covers some other country's Cosmopolitan- Earsucker

Taylor Momsen is provocative- Fit Fab Celeb

Snooki is being dropped- Have U Heard

Gary Collins is wanted- Hilary Shepherd

Brett Favre is going down- Hollywood Hiccups

Jon Hamm is NOT engaged- Busy Bee Blogger

Nicole Richie is finally getting married- I Need My Fix

Whitney Port for Maxim- Lickable Celebs

KiKi opens up- Oh The Scandal

Nicole Richie Is Pregnant

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Some very good news today. Nicole Richie has apparently been knocked up
again. No word from her rep but that isn't necessary because Joel Madden
has taken the issue to his blog. He says, " I am so happy to tell everyone
that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family.
Hope you're all feeling as good as I am right now..." What family? Nicole
and Joel aren't even married yet. What the fuck are they waiting for? What
is he waiting for. Does he really think he is going to land a better piece of
ass than Nicole Richie if he ever breaks up with her? No word on how far
along Nicole is and of course no word on what the sex of the baby will be.
Probably alien. Yea. That is my bet. Alien.
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Cover Your Ears People

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Yikes! I know that Nicole Richie doesn't have much of a career. Actually it is
quite baffling that she has any money at all. I mean what exactly does she do?
At least Paris Hilton goes out clubbing and makes endorsements from night
clubs to host parties and does Carl Jr. commercials and all that shit. But Nicole
doesn't really do anything. I guess she just sponges off her boyfriend Joel
Madden. But his career is all but in the shitter as well. She has decided to
follow in her best friends footsteps and release a solo record. However, as
benine as an experience as this might seem, she has done her homework and
enlisted Rihanna to record with her. If Nicole thinks she will get on the Bill-
board charts, well that is just delusional. Rihanna is not the only person helping
Nicole, she has also enlisted the help of Kelly Osbourne. Yea. I don't really see
what Kelly will bring to the table other than the experience of how a regular
person can go from obscurity to a hit reality t.v. show into music and then
back into obscurity again. In this case, Nicole is spot on and hired the best
person for the job. Congrats Nicole! She is so sly.
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And its about god damn time. I assumed she would weigh 85 lbs until
she had the kid and then everyone would be asking Where the hell did the
kid come from? Now she is showing, and showing some nice cleavage
too. Nicole looks good and has looked good for some time know, it took
getting knocked up to give her some body weight tha actually made
her attractive.

Good Morning Nicole Richie

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This morning on Good Morning America Nicole Richie was interveiwed
by Diane Sawyer. Nicole admitted she took drugs the day she drove
the wrong way on the freeway, but said she didn't think the drugs would
effect her driving. She also admitted to being pregnant which we all already
knew, but there you have it again. While she sat there with douchebag boy
bander Joel Madden, she said she is not afraid of jail, just the unknown.
They also talked about how they don't know what the child will be,
boy,girl. They won't know til its born. I got a guess how about stillborn.
Nicole Richie is like 3 months pregnant with it and she still isn't showing.
The chick weighs 95 lbs. and is pregnant. I won't hold my breath for a
live birth, but if you;re really optimistic you can.





































Wow, a DUI,poppin vicodin,smokin pot, and driving down the wrong way
on the freeway in L.A. only lands you 4 days in jail. She was fined $2,048
for what I do not know. And she has to do 21 days of alcohol rehab school
which she will more than likely nap through. With a lowball like this I am
hoping Lohan gets the full six years. What a fucking crock. The judge may
have well slapped her on the wrist and said"Now thats a bad girl you go sit
in the corner." She has to do her time by September 28. So she has all that
time to party it up and say "fuck the system" before she has to pay her dues.
The only thing "big" thing that occured was the judge said if she drove drunk
again and someone actually ended up dying as a result, she will be charged
with murder, not manslaughter. So there you go, celebrity injustice at its
best.

Nicole Richie Is Preggers

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Meaning she is with child. People have been speculating for weeks,
but TMZ independently confirmed through 3 sources that she is
in fact pregnant. Her reps will not comment.How will she nirth a baby
weighing 85 lbs. ? Who knows. Her body is so used to rejecting proteins
she will probably have a miscarriage by the end of the week. Look
at the picture above and judge, would you bang a pregnant chick?

































Now I know it is the hippest thing in Hollywood to see how many DUI
charges you can get racked up on your record, but this one may stick
to Nicole Richie. Which means she may get up to a year inthe slammer.
On July 11 Nicole will go back to court to try to beat the case that she
was caught under the influence of marijuana and Vicoden when she was
pulled over for driving on the wrong side of the freeway. In December.
The lowest amount of days she will get in the clink is 5 if convicted.
I am assuming the judge will be harsh because she has no business pleading
not guilty when she has already confessed to the crime. There isn't a
snowballs chance in hell of her getting off. Just because she looked so
good in her mugshot, a photo below.




Cute and Funny video of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie having fun with a Monkey. Monkey does not leave the chance of being naughty with Paris.

A new website has been created, Parisexposed.com. The website will give users the heiress's personal items for a small monthly fee, $39.97. These items are believed to be the items that were seized from a Los Angeles storage facility in November 2005, when Hilton apparently failed to pay a $208 bill for her sizable locker.

While Hilton's publicist said the mix-up was because of the third party's tardiness in settling the tab, her items were still sold for $2,775 to an unnamed person.

These items went to a broker named David Hans Schmidt, who later sold them to Parisexposed.com owner Bardia Persa in September. He had originally planned on selling everything together for the bargain price of 20 million dollars.

The website also teases potential subscribers with a video of Hilton soaking in a bubble bath, jewelry, furniture, clothing, diaries, credit card bills, emails, medical records, bank statements, photos, letters written by Hilton talking about on-again pal Nicole Richie and sister Nicky, a love note from former boy-toy Nick Carter and a selection of "never before seen sex videos."

If these letter's talking about Nicole Richie really do exist, could their feud be reheated? Is this a whole new chapter of trouble for Paris Hilton?

Hilton's rep, Elliot Mintz, told the Associated Press Tuesday they are certainly "going to explore all of 'their' legal options about this matter."

Nicole Richie

Paris and former boyfriend Chad Muska stonned