Celebrity News

Mischa Barton recently blew a .12 on a breathalyzer test when she was pulled
over Dec.27. After getting bailed out of jail she admitted to smoking pot, which
was found in her car, and taking pills, that were found in an unmarked pre-
scription bottle. But not all is going downhill for the starlet. She is still set to
host the opening of The Cat House Grand Opening at Luxor Las Vegas on
Dec.29. Sounds good. Just the other day I did a post about MB and her
sunbathing topless. If she could stick to just doing that and not getting
loaded and driving her car, we would all be alot happier.

Lindsay Lohan has been anywhere but in the news lately,so I am glad
Riley Giles took it upon himself to dish some sex news to the UK's
News Of The World. He said, “When you orgasm, your endorphins shoot
up and it becomes a massive natural high. If you have an addictive
personality like Lindsay you need that to replace the highs you got from
taking drugs all the time. Sex became a key part of her recovery. And
we didn’t get out of bed for days. It was the perfect place—roaring fires
with amazing views over the Sundance ski resort. The first time we
had sex I couldn’t believe I was looking down at Lindsay Lohan naked.
We’d barely gotten through the door when we just ripped each other’s
clothes off. Lindsay is so hot. She has a great body. Her backside is
fantastic, perfect, all plump and round.”Wow. Sounds like they had
a great time. I am a little jeoulous. Plump and round.Mmmm. Of
course this is no surprise to me. That Lindsay Lohan is a sex addict.
But we all know she didn't enjoy herself that much. She is after all
a lesbian. Thats right, she is a cunt bumping rug muncher. This was
all confirmed months ago when she had a relationship with Samantha
Ronson. I wonder who her next girlfriend will be?

I find it hysterical that the announcement of Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy is
stealing the spotlight away from Ashlee Simpson . You see, Ashlee just released
her new video, which is hideous, and so far the only thing being talked about
is Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy. After years of Jessica Simpson being over-
shadowed by Britney Spears and now Jamie Lynn is overshadowing Ashlee.
If you want to see the video , go here . Its Ashlee sitting on a rubiks cube, and
all kinds of trippy things happening all around her , and the song is aweful.
But view it if you like. While you do that, I will continue to laugh at Ashlee
getting punked by a younger, dumber, and more pregnant tween.

Earlier this month I wrote about Ashley Tisdale getting a nose job . Now
that she has gotten it, she is back to performing Christmas songs at various
events in New York. I gotta say, she looks good. Her nose is higher now
and she looks a little bit like Sarah Michelle Gellar. I'd tap that ass
either way. I will keep you up to date when I get some more comparisson
photos of Ashley Tisdale. Or maybe just a video performance of the
young starlet doing one of her BS Christmas songs.

Months ago, rumors surfaced that some 200 pictures of Marcia Cross were

stolen from a garbage dumpster at her house in L.A. The person who stole

them tried to sell them to the highest bidder, but no one bid. So now we

have them for free. And I like. Me likey alot. Probably cause I am a perv

for all women, even old ones. Not to mention she is soaking wet in the

pictures which is a plus plus for me. What I like the most is, she doesn't

shave. Some guys like the shaved kitty, not me. She is like Vanessa Minnillo.

Just another chick with a monster box. If the rest of the photos surface you

can count on me to post them here. In the meantime enjoy!

Oh how I love Paris Hilton. Here she is on some stage in Germany pole
dancing. Though not with a pole that goes up and down, but one that goes
side to side. She was seen multiple times lifting her legs up in the air showing
everyone at the bar an upskirt without even having to go to a celebrity web
blog to see it! I mean it though, I love Paris Hilton, and as long as she keeps
doing stupid stuff like this, I will continue to love her. God bless Paris Hilton.

Update: Someone bought the rights to this video and I had to take down the pics. Sorry everyone.

Wow, you wanna talk about D-list. This is about as D as they come. Anyway,

here is Jessica Sierra, you may remember her from some season of American Idol.

But you may remember her for puking on cops, calling them crackers, and

facing up to 11 years in prison. While she dry heaves in the clink a porno

company is out to distribute a sex tape of the young starlet in various sexual

positions, located in a cheap hotel. Now people are saying this video was shot

this year. Like that really matters. I love how people at TMZ treat sex tapes like

the most recently released Bin Laden video. Sources say the video will be

released right before the 7th season of Idol begins. I hope a little sooner. If

you want to see footage of Jessica puking at the police station, by all means

head over to TMZ

Ashley Tisdale get rhinoplasty on Friday. Which means she'll look more
like Ashlee Simpson by Wednesday. Most people just say, " I am ugly
so I got a nose job." But not Ashley, she is too classy for that. So she
said it was because of a deviated septum. 80% of her nose ws deviated,
she couldn't breath through the right side of her nose, blah blah blah.
Ashley was pretty fine before her nose job, I hope it doesn't effect
her sexiness. The ol schnoz job did wonders for Ashlee Simpson. I
can only hope it does the same for Tisdale.

This picture is from October 11. But this is new to me so here it is. It is
Jessica Alba at Sak's Fifth Ave. flipping the bird to the paps. I find that
incredibly sexy. Any time Jessica Alba offers "fuck you" be it verbally
or by hand gesture, my inevitable answer is "yes." Another thing I always
think about when I am thinking about Jessica Alba is when will she do
a nude scene. Well no time soon. I will go and see Awake in some small hope
of seeing her at least partcially nude. Shes a tease. A giant tease. If you
want to know how big of one, just look at her bikini pics from the beach.
She'll go nude someday. Someday. The Sleeping Dictionary 2!

It has taken five years of strutting and posing, and an annual fee believed to be worth £2 million, but China has achieved another of its global ambitions when a 23-year-old from Beijing was crowned Miss World.

Zi Lin Zhang, from Beijing, beat the other 105 contestants to become the first Chinese winner and the 57th Miss World, waving elegantly to her fans as the result was announced in Sanya, China.

Her victory vindicated the decision of the Chinese government to lift its former ban on beauty contests and pay the organisers of the competition to host it for four out of the last five years.

Miss Micaela from Angola and Miss Carolina from Mexico came in the second and the third place in the Pageant, respectively.

Who is Katie Price? What does she do? Why is she famous? Answers to
all of these questions are irrelevant. I don't what she was doing in this
picture, but from what I can see, little is left to the imagination. For
one thing, from what I can see in the picture, she is using a shirt as
a dress. This is usually some thing Britney Spears does but if this was
Britney flashing her panties while getting into an SUV, we would all
go instantly blind and probably have to clean puke off their keyboards
for the next half an hour. She looks good, I must say that. Other than
that, I don't have much to say.

As of a few days ago, Kim kardashian's diamonds and jewelry were heisted
from the airport. Including $50,000 dollars worth of jewelry, a cartier
watch,a digital camera and her laptop. Wait. What was that? A digital camera
and her laptop? That sounds sexy, sexy enough to be sold to the tabloids.
I personally have no sympathy for this dingbat. How did she even get
$50,000 worth of jewelry? Did she cash her check from Playboy and
splurge it all on jewels? And laptops are for smart people, not Kim
Kardashian. I can't wait for the photos to be published online, and I
will be one of the first sites to publish them too. However, reguarding the
bling, anyone who was dumb enough to loan 50k worth of jewels to
Kim Kardashian deserves to have their shit heisted. I doubtr she'll
be getting any of it back.

About this time of year everybody finds something to give thanks for.
For me, it is the Christina Aguilera pregnant upskirt. Now I would like
to see this sans pregnancy, but shes not showing alot, so I will take
this. Its kind of like and early Christmas present.Thank you Christina.
Thank you and your skanky ways.

Theres not much going on today so I am going to post these pictures

of Hayden Panettiere doing Vanity Fair magazine. This is by far the

best photoshoot she has done. Aside from all the bikini pics on the

beach. I think she was trying to save dolphins or something, but I don't

care. All I care about is Hayden Panettiere wearing as little as possible

as often as possible.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers was arrested yesturday at a British airport after
getting baligerent with a gate employee. People says:"Rhys Meyers,30,
was refused permission to boarda London-bound flight when police
confronted the actor twice after erratic, abusive behavior at an
airport gate and at a desk of the British airline BMI, the Associated
Press reports." This is a pain in the ass. JRM is one of my favorite
actors and last I heard he had entered rehab for AA. I wonder what
exactly the charges are and how long he will have to spend behind
bars, if any. More coming soon.

According to Splash News Lindsay Lohan must work at The Red Cross
at a blood donating clinic as part of her community service after being
convicted of driving drunk on two occassions. She is working in a suburb
of Los Angeles and still has 9 more days to go.Sources say, " Arriving at
noon, she was greeted in the parkig lot by staff before walking into the
building. When she left the building at about 7 p.m. she carried a book
titled Blood." Blood. Sounds like the right book to give a blood bank employee.
However Lohan will be ripping out the pages to roll joints and doing lines
off the hard cover. What will people think when they walk in thinking
they are doing something good for the Red Cross and seeing Lohan
approach them with a syringe in her hand and glazed eyes walking
towards them? Good luck do-gooders.