Barron Hilton, Paris Hilton's grandfather is going to give away 97% of his
$2.3 billion fortune to charity. The Conrad N. Hilton foundation to be
exact. Whats hysterical about all this is that the losers Gummy Bear and
Greasy Bear, though they be losers, will be swimming in money while
Paris and Nicky Hilton fight for scraps. I am sure Paris will blow her
inheritance on drinks at Les Deux and make-up. But aside from all
that, this is the best news I heard all month. Nicky will still have tons of
dough because she likes things like college, and a steady paycheck. In
the meantime Paris will continue to make straight to dvd films with
National Lampoons, and doing sunglass ads for Dolce and Gabanna.