We have to do something
about the Spears family
polluting our gene pool.
[ The Blemish ]
Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian.
[ Egotastic ]
Lily Allen is pregnant,but
I don't think anyone cares
about that.
[ Celebrity Puke ]
Jennifer Love Hewitt still
refuses to be in Playboy.
[ Geno's World ]
Rick Solomon and Pamela
Anderson got divorced.
Then they didn't.
Britney Spears didn't know
her sister was pregnant
until the rest of the world
did.
[ Daily Stab ]
Amy Winehouse got
arrested.
Britney Spears might be
getting married again.
Jessica Simpson sucked up
all the attention at a recent
Cowboys game.
[ Holy Candy ]
