Crossing the Blues

Happy Holloween

Posted by mista

J-Lo's career is doing great.
Which usually means her
career is doing not so great.
Halloween parties are
lame.
Playmates performing
breat exams. And my
dreams just came true.
Yet another Sienna Miller
nipple slip.
Gioia is still hotter than
Paula Abdul.
Ashley Olsen made out
with Lance Armstrong.
Or May-Kate Olsen, we
can't really tell these days.
Janice Dickinson has had
botox done to her lips.
Elvira is 58 years old.
Keely Hazel has the hottest
calendar of 2008.

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Paris Is Herself For Halloween

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Now I don't know what she is supposed to be. Some sort of sailor, or sailor's
whore. Im not sure. But I am sure of one thing, Paris is a slut and loves
to dress so on Halloween. Last year she was the same thing. Some sort of
whore that was in a nurses stripper uniform. A slutified slut. This year
she is more or less the same thing. I can't wait for Halloween. She will show
up at some Hollywood hills home with nothing on but a pair of chaps
slapping her ass and singing Christina Aguilera's Dirty. I'll keep you posted
on all the whorish aspects later.



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Ivanka Trump Does Arena Magazine

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You're fired! Ha ha ha! No but seriously, this bitch is hot. I don't know what
I would say to Ivanka Trump if I met her, I would be in fear of offending
The Don if I said the wrong thing. I would probably say, Hey are you from
Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see.Then I would spend the following
3 days nursing wounds after she slapped me. But this biotch don't kid around.
I don't see when she went from Donald Trumps little girl, to socialite vixen
who shows skin in mens magazines. I don't know when it happened, but
I am not complaining that it did happen. Enjoy!


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Kim Kardashian Is Going To Be In Playboy

Posted by mista

And here is some video to go
with it.
Lindsay Lohan. A whore?
No.
I cannot get enough of
Larry David.
I can see Uma Thurman's
nipples.
Kid Nation is retarded and
here is further proof of that.
Britney Spears is a terrible
mother. But we already new
that.
Eva MEndes is very very
very sexy.
Reese Witherspoon is going
to kill Jake Gyllenhaal with
her chin.
Celebrities love the pumpkin
patch.

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Not Red Anymore

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Kelly LeBrock, the star of 1984's The Woman In Red made her way to some
sort of Hollywood shindig, and is looking like she was 90 in 1984.I don't usually
do posts about ugly women, but this is just proof that a piece of ass one day
could easily be Hollywood trash the next.

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Lindsay Lohan Is Broke As A Joke

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Yea and not just a little broke either, alot of broke. I knew all those stints
in rehab would finally tally up, and whats with living at The Chateau
Marmont for 3 years? Heres the damage, $1 million on a hotel bill,
$137,000 in rehab costs,$350,000 on a customized Mercedes Benz,
$1 million on clothes,$70,000 on hairstyling, and of course $500,000
on partying.How does one do all this in just a few short years of fame?
Easy, demand 2-3 million smackers per movie and then just piss
it away on losers like Samantha Ronson on the sunset strip. Not that
complicated. Seeing as everyone now knows that Lohan is a psycho-
path with a drug problem, I dont think she'll be makin that 2-3
mil anymore. But we will see.

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Jennifer Love Boobs, I Mean Jennifer Love Hewitt

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It is a slow day, and I have alot to do this Monday so I hope these
pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt will help. Those gotta be triple
D. We'll never see them though, because she is disgusted by nude
scenes. But one day... one day.

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Lindsay Lohan, Because Its Thursday

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This chick has been in rehab for months. In fact, I think it is just that,
four months. I miss this chick. I wanna hear about her nightly adventures
of her doin blow off a co stars tits. Her bumping cunts with Samantha
Ronson. When will the days return when she is speeding at 105mph
on Sunset? Come back Lohan. We miss you.

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Nicky Hilton Bought A Funky Purse

Posted by mista

But she is still fine as hell.
JLo might be pregnant but no one
gives a shit.
Charlize Theron is Esquire's Sexiest
Woman Alive.
Keifer Sutherland is headed to the
clink.
Scarlett Johansson pictures from
Elle magazine.
Further proof that Amy Whinehouse
is in fact the ugliest woman alive.
Paris Hilton wishes she could be like
Princess Diana.
Lindsay Lohan is a whore and a
home-wrecker.
Nicole Richie is still a fat fatty.

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Pamela Anderson Is Off The Market

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It is official. Pamela Anderson has married Rick Solomon. If you do not
know who Rick Solomon is, watch One Night In Paris. He is the one
banging Paris. They got married at The Mirage Hotel and Casino.True
love. Not really.Rumor has it, Pamela Banged Rick to pay off her
$250,000 gambling debt. It only makes sense for them to get married
ina casino. According to her blog she is not pregnant, but I am sure that
is right around the corner. To keep up with all of her crazy antics, check
out her blog .

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Randy, Simon and Gioia ?

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I do not like American Idol, I like voting for the worst person on it,
but I do not like it. In fact, if it was up to me I would vote for certain
judges to be ditched, and replaced with real people who should actually
deciding on who is Americas most popular singer. As for the judges,
appparently American Idol has finally buckled and decided that
Paula Abdul, with her 2 1980's hits isn't the best person to be judging
who has the most talent in our country. Now there are talks amongst
the AI higher up staff to ditch Paula and replace her with Gioia Bruno.
Who is that? Who gives a fuck. Shes hot, and thats all that matters.
For more on this check out Geno's World .

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Nicole Richie Flicks Us Her Tounge

Posted by mista
Because she is a whore like
that.
[ Celebrity Puke ]

America Ferrara hates Britney
Spears and Lindsay Lohan
because she is ugly.
[ Geno's World ]

Tori Spelling looks like a
transvestite.
[ Fatback and Collards ]

There might be a Britney
Spears sex tape.
[ Egotastic ]

Anna Nicole Smith overdosed
before she overdosed.
[ The Blemish ]

Danny Bonaduce knocked
out A Survivor's front
teeth.
[ Seriously? OMG! WTF? ]

Brooke Hogan looks like a
drag queen from Haties.
[ Celebrity Dirty Laundry ]

Jennifer Love Hewitt has
nice cleavage.
[ Celebroundup ]

Jessica Alba is in Arena
magazine.
[ News Toob ]





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An Abigail Clancy Picture Moment

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It's a slow day here at notorious news. So I am going to have an

Abigail Clancy picture moment. Now I am not sure who she is

but she is from Britain and is in the new issue of FHM. And thats

good enough for me. Enjoy.


























































































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