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Meredith Vieira is wasting no time leaving The Today Show. She is gonna leave in June and I am sure they will dedicate an entire episode to the "good times" with Meredith. I always like Meredith and they are going to replace her with Ann Curry who has a killer body but kind of a too normal face. Anyway, I am sure they will hire someone new in the coming months but who knows who they will select.

It is being reported that Mad Men star January Jones is pregnant. The show is not coming back until 2012 so I guess this won't interfere with her career but it is not for sure she will come back cause she will probably want to be a stay at home mom. Of course the show was a huge success and usually when a new show hits it big the execs give the cast a HUGE pay bump. So we will see what she does.

David and Victoria Beckham showed up to the royal wedding wearing blue and gray. Like I said in my previous post I am not a fashion expert but I also know that blue and gray are the most boring colors in the world. They may as have worn brown. I always try to keep my wardrobe colorful with reds and oranges and powder blues cause I was sick of all the bullshit fashion trends started by the Beckhams and Tom Cruise. Those scientologist fuckers do not know how to dress.

Last night, or a I should say this morning at 3 am Kate Middleton and Prince William got hitched. This was like a red carpet event of all red carpet events and it was rumored to be viewed by over 2 billion people worldwide. Anyway, Kate Middleton wore Alexander McQueen which is guess is a good designer? I dunno cause I could give a fuck about high end fashion but I wouldn't say the dress looks ugly, so there ya go. You fashion post for the month.

Ian Ziering names his baby girl- Celeb Baby Laundry

Blake Lively is the latest celebrity to realize that red hair is the sexiest hair one could have. Of course signature blondes like Scarlett Johansson should stay blonde but I say when in doubt, go red. Granted this chick is a far cry from the hotness of Hailey Williams of Paramore but Blake is still lookin' real good.

Lindsay Lohan says she wants to have an Oscar in her hands by the time she is 30. I think she is like 23 or something and I could definitely see a Razzie in her future if her sorry ass was insurable enough to even be on a movie set. She will never, NEVER get an Oscar. This is a harsh reality she has to very much accept and deal with now. Before she gets her hopes up.

Katie Couric has finally broken her silence and announced to People magazine that she is for sure leaving CBS Evening News. The question is...who cares? Does anyone actually watch that crap. I mean 60 Minutes is the bomb and she is abandoning her post there as well which is just plain stupid but why should anyone care about CBS? Anyway, I wish her all the luck with whatever she plans to do next. Has she ever considered retirement?

It is being reported from Radar (which is to be taken with a heavy grain of salt) that Diana Ross, 67, will become the guardian of Michael Jackson's three children when MJ's mom kicks the bucket. I would imagine that Janet or one of his younger sisters would take over as guardian and that is more than likely what will happen. This story is through a "source" and I am sure that "source" had a friend of a friend that was a source.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has confirmed that he is coming back to play The Terminator. This is good news considering that The Governator sounded like the lamest idea for a movie yet. Anyway, it will be cool to see Arnold in movies again.

This looks a hell of a lot like Sarah Palin but it is not. It is Jullianne Moore dress up as Sarah for tv or some shit. Anyway, the original is much hotter. I guess Jullianne is fuckable or whatever but it would really be more for bragging writes than sexual pleasure.

Kate Hudson is finally settling down with the guy that knocked her up, Matt Bellamy. I guess this is the right thing to do but if the only thing these two have in common is the baby, neither will be happy. I give it a year. Or whenever the baby takes it's first steps. Whichever comes first.

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I know this is a couple of days old but LeAnn Rimes got married recently and this is the first picture of her in her wedding dress. I know a lot of fashion experts will says it so "this" or so "that" but to me it just looks like a dress. I would be horrible at covering the red carpet. Anyway, she is smokin' hot and the dude she married is very lucky.

Megan Fox serious has, or had, the coolest Marilyn Monroe tattoo on her right forearm and now she is getting it removed. I don't know why anyone would wanna remove such a cool piece. I am kinda glad she is removing it though because now I can get it and people won't think I stole it. I am seriously considering getting this done. Anyway, Megan Fox is an idiot. That is all.

Johnny Depp who many people forget got his start on television will be doing a cameo in 21 Jump Street the movie. I saw the show a few times when I was a kid and thought it was pretty stupid but my older sisters loved it cause Johnny Depp was in it. I think this is good cause Johnny needs to take a break from all the Tim Burton crap. He did star in a movie based around one of my favorite books of all time called The Rum Diaries and I am not sure when that is coming out but it will be a phenominal flick.

Levi Johnston who thinks he is famous cause he knocked up the daughter of our future president is writing a tell all book called "Derr In The Headlights: My Life In Sarah Palin's Crosshairs". WTF is with these Alaska people and hunting? I think there is something wrong with them. Anyway, Sarah will probably deny everything he says in the book and I doubt he will be invited to the White House when Sarah does inevitably take office some day in the distant future.

Usually when Lindsay Lohan has something to say she will dispatch her mother to The Today Show to speak for her or just tell a paparazzi on her way out of a club at 3 in the morning with a gurantee that it will be on Radar the next morning. Now she is actually standing up for herself and doing an interview herself with Jay Leno. Jay Leno is a fucking pariah in the late night talk show biz just like LiLo is a pariah in the movie biz. Maybe they can get married? Oh that's right LiLo munches carpet. Nevermind.

Jay Cutler who plays football in the NFL for...whoever proposed to Kristen Cavallari over the weekend in Cabo. This is a city known for late night 18-year-old bar benders and tramp stamps so I am not sure where the romance is in that but whatever. Kristen was a star on a show called Laguna Beach that a lot of people like to believe was never on tv in the first place. Anyway, her 15 minutes are up but the cash will still be there. That's for sure.

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Bree Olsen, one of Charlie Sheen's godesses, is back on the market. I guess she got tired of some has been actor talking about her constantly and wanted to move on to a guy who doesn't look like he is going through chemotherapy. She is smokin' hot and will have no problem finding a new guy to hold hands with. I am available. Just sayin'.

Here is a pic from the college yearbook of Jake Gyllenhaal. He looks pretty much exactly how he looks now. Good. I am a straight guy but I can point out a good lookin' guy when I see one and I am seeing one right now. Ladykiller.

Julia Roberts was chatting with the paps on the red carpet of her new film Jesus Henry Christ and she said that her kids think she should open up a restaurant. You have to give her credit, most celebrity moms would just hire a nanny or a maid or a cook or whatever to make their kids meals but Julia still has time to go in there and knock out a meal when she isn't busy with work. They even went as far as to say she should open her own restaurant. Wouldn't that be the shit? If I were ever in L.A. and I saw a restaurant owned by Julia Roberts I would totally go in there.

Ryan Phillippe says it is hard to go out and about in Los Angeles because he is constantly getting followed by photogs. He says he wants to go to New York where there is less paparazzi. Anyway, he also says he has been doing acting for 20 years and is ready to give it a break. I personally think he was great in Stop Loss and for him to give up acting now would fuck his career up royally. It is one thing to consider it, it is another thing to announce it to the world. He should really keep ideas like this to himself.

Last Friday Lindsay Lohan went to court and got thrown in jail only to be bailed out for $75k hours later. Who the fuck had that kind of money laying around I am not sure. Anyway, she thinks she is being picked on because she is a star. She wouldn't be being picked on by any chance for being a THIEF would she? Dumb bitch. I am still #TeamLindsay but she is gonna go down for this and if she thought 120 day in the clink was bad, wait until she is sentenced to a year. Which is very likely what will happen.

Prince William is one lucky fucker. Not only is he marrying a smokin' hot hotty and being throned as the Kind Of England in the near future but he is gonna have Jay-Z and Beyonce perform the song "Crazy In Love" after they both say "I Do". I am not sure if Beyonce and Jay-Z are going to get paid for the gig. Most people would do the show for free because they respect the royal family but those fuckers are greedy so they are probably asking for over $100k.

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It is being reported that Angelina Jolie just inked a $10 million deal with Louis Vuitton and will be the new face of the print only ads. I think that is cool cause I like the super expensive name brand stuff but I really like this news cause it involves looking at Angelina Jolie and not hearing Angelina Jolie. She is hot as fuck but I could do without the whole acting thing cause she is a smug bitch just like her loser boyfriend Brad Pitt.

Kirstie Alley will soon be in a size 6 after daily workouts with the cast of Dancing With The Stars. I know the cast has a hell of a workout just training to be on the show but usually there are at least a couple of injuries during the rehearsals AND the show itself. I am glad she is getting in shape because she has been struggling with her weight for some time now. I am looking forward to the day she is on the cover of a magazine in a bikini.

Emma Watson recently left Brown University probably because she is a multi millionaire and doesn't need college but now it is being rumored that she left because she was being bullied. She is from the U.K. and I know that in America bullying is kind of an epidemic and when someone gets picked on, it is customary to come forward immediately. She probably has an ego the size of Texas and doesn't wanna admit that her classmates were superior to her and that is why she isn't saying anything. Anyway, I love her regardless if she goes to college or not. #TeamEmma

Here is a pic of Rupert Grint toking from a bong. He plays a warlock or some shit in Harry Potter. I stopped watching that movie series after a couple of movies. Anyway, this isn't a huge deal cause he does not work for Disney and he is from Europe and I know smoking pot over there is a little more socially acceptable than it is in the States. Source

Amy Smart just got engaged to Carter Oosterhouse and will probably be married within the year. She is still as good looking as ever and I predict a baby bump by year's end.

Usually on a friday I would save my LiLo post for after the sun goes down cause that is around the time Lindsay falls flat on her face after a night of drinking but she is sober now so I will have to settle for this rollercoaster pic. Also, Lindsay will not be playing victoria Gotti in the new upcoming biopic but she will be in the movie as Victoria Gotti's daughter-in-law.

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Heidi Montag hasn't really done anything since getting plastic surgery but now she has finally found something she can actually make money on, reality tv. She is gonna star on a VH1 show called Famous Food which will basically consist of famous people eating. Sounds fun right? Ugh!

A lot of people listen to Born This Way and think that Lady Gaga plagiarized Madonna. I don't think she plagiarized her, I just think the song sucks. Anyway, she says the claims are "retarded" but then again that is kind of Lady Gaga's thing. Retardation.

Billy Ray Cyrus did an interview with Parade magazine cause he has an album coming out called I'm American which will probably flop because this dude can not accept the fact that he is a one hit wonder and he is only gracing the pages of Parade now because he happens to be the father of one of the most famous people in the world. Eventually Miley's star will fizzle out and people will move on. She was great at her prime and even though most stars careers start at around her age, hers is just ending. Sad but true.

The mayor of Florence, Italy, the town where Jersey Shore will be shot, said that the show must follow strict rules regarding their stay in his country. The rules include no drinking in public and they can not be filmed in bars or clubs that serve alcohol. Also he said they must promote the city's good food and culture. I don't know if he knows this but this show is not on the Travel Channel. It's fucking MTV. They're not gonna promote shit. Telling them they can not go out and drink will just make them go out and get even more hammered. I doubt the mayor's wishes will be respected. I am sure they will not.

The other day Kate Middleton's parents met Queen Elizabeth for the first time and I am sure it was an honor and all that jazz but what is really cool is that Kate Middleton's mother was photographed for the tabloids probably for the first time. She is like a hot little English Sarah Palin. Without the glasses. I think her and Audrina Patridge's mom should have a jello fight to decide who is the hotter MILF. Then, after that, Kate Middleton and Audrina Patridge face off to decide who is gonna fuck me. That sounds just.

It is being reported that Tim Robbins' mother just passed away only 12 days after his father died. I am sure it is hard as hell to lose a parent but to lose both with two weeks of one another has got to be extra hard. Tim's parents were in their 80's though so it isn't like they died in a car accident or anything like that. I say after age 75, you could go at any minute. That is why I never wanna get old.

Lindsay Lohan is misusing religion- Busy Bee Blogger

Emma Stone who is probably best known in roles in Superbad and Zombie Land is trying to take on more serious roles in her movie career by starring in a movie called "Help" about Mississippi and the racial divides there earlier in the 20th century. I always thought Emma was hot but she doesn't really do sexy magazines spreads or anything cause I think she is a little too ginger and awkward to be seen as a "sex symbol". Anyway, I will still watch her flicks cause I think she is a terrific actress and wish her all the luck.

Eva Rachel Wood who is probably famous because she used to date Marilyn Manson says she is into both guys and girls. This is kinda cool cause that means it gives me an opportunity to have a three way with both her and another celebrity starlet of my choice cause I am sexy and live in Hollywood and smoke cigarettes. One of the above three statements is true. Anyway, good for her.

Kara DioGuardi has a memoir coming out called A Helluva High Note and in that book she reveals that she was molested at 11 years old. It is sad news to hear and I hope she is not still emotionally scarred from it. She has a new show coming out called Platinum Hit which doesn't sound all that great but I am hoping it works out for her.

Denise Richards has stepped up and offered to take informal custody of Charlie Sheen's twins, Bob and Max, while Charlie is off doing his...stand up? Denise decided this after seeing Brooke Mueller attempting to pawn off a watch and stereo. Apparently the bitch is on drugs. Brooke, not Denise. Anyway, I think Denise should definitely do this and when she offered to Charlie to watch the young'uns, Charlie said, "I'll keep you posted".

Vaneesa Hudegns was like the only celebrity at Coachella this year. I remember a few years back Paris Hilton and half of the Hollywood stars, male and female, made their way to the music fest. Anyway, here is Vanessa Hudgens licking a mysterious liquidly white substance off her fingers at the concert. I dropped acid many a time in my day but never came across the white powder stuff but since Coachella is known for its psychedelics, I would guess it is acid. She is pretty and fun and I don't think she needs to be doing that shit. Plus, it makes for a bad photo op.

Demi Lovato has just made one of the best decisions in her life. She is leaving the shitty partnership she had with Disney and is going to focus on her music full time. She had a show on the Disney channel called Sonny With A Chance and even though I am a huge fan of Demi, I couldn't stand the show. All those Disney shows suck. Congrats Demi! You will do much better without Disney!

David Arquette is still trying to get some- Busy Bee Blogger

ABC just announced that they cancelled All My Children and One Life To Live. I do not watch soap operas but I am pretty sure that both of those shows were pretty popular. I know how soccer moms are with their soap operas. They watch them religiously. I wonder what they will do now? I guess there is still soap operas on NBC which have hotter chicks cause neither of these chicks in the pic to the left look fuckable.