Celebrity News

It is being reported by TMZ that Maria Shriver and her "people" leaked the love child news to the tabloids to get revenge for Arnold cheating on her. I still don't blame this guy at all for cheating. I mean just look at this fucking monster he was wed to for 25 years. I bet she ate aborted fetus' for breakfast each morning. The other chick wasn't better looking than her but at least when he banged her he didn't have to fear having his head (or heads) bitten off by her after sex like a praying mantis.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is getting divorced from his wife Maria Shriver of 25 years because he likes to fuck things that don't look like a skeleton. Unfortunately I don't think there was a prenup involved in their marriage so rumors are swirling that he will have to fork out nearly $200 million to get her off his back. Poor governator. Fortunately, he will still be able to fuck just about anyone in Hollywood. If and old used up fuck like Sean Penn can tap Scarlett Johansson's ass anything is possible.

It is being reported that now that yet ANOTHER woman is claiming to be the mistress of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Some chick from Little House On The Prairie claims she fucked Arnold when she was 16 and now she has Gloria Allred representing her. Usually when someone hires Gloria Allred it means that their legal business will be very public and very much so in the public eye. In the meantime, the governator has put his acting career on hold.

In the lower right hand side of this picture you can see Arnold Schwarzenegger's baby mama. This is the chick he cheated on maria Shriver with. I think Jon Gosselin is the only dude out there that had a mistress that was hotter than the original wife. Which isn't saying much. This chick looks like Stifler's mom, the original MILF only much MUCH uglier.

Former governator of California and Terminator star Arnold Schwarzenegger has admitted that he is the father of a love child by a woman who was a household staffer over a decade again. That means there is a little 10-year-old terminator running around without a daddy. Schwarzenegger says he told his wife of the affair slightly after he left office in California. Now I know why the marriage of 25 years has ended. There will be a lot of stories about this floating around today and I am sure Radar and TMZ will get involved and eventually get some pics up of the kid and even the mistress. I hope she's hot cause he is AAAAHHHHHRRRRNNNOOOLLLDDD!

This isn't necessarily good news but more like just newsworthy. Arnold Schwarzenegger and wife Maria Shriver have decided to get a divorce. Everyone know that Arnold is a republican and Maria is a democrat but they somehow worked through their issues over the years. I am willing to bet anything that they had differences while Arnold was still governor of California but decided to wait a little while to split. Maria said she didn't want to do the news while her husband was in office but now maybe she will come back to NBC. I hope so.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has confirmed that he is coming back to play The Terminator. This is good news considering that The Governator sounded like the lamest idea for a movie yet. Anyway, it will be cool to see Arnold in movies again.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has just announced that first there will be a comic books series and then a cartoon and finally a movie called The Governator. I think this movie will be stupid and I am not sure Arnold still has it but he was very popular in California so I am sure the movie will do well. I looked up to this guy and had like three of his autobiographies when I was a kid. I still think he is pretty good. I am not sure how well this thing will do at the box office but I will definitely be there.