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Shannon Woodward and Andrew Garfield are calling it quits. Andrew who launched to fame after The Social Network (and a pretty good performance in Lions For Lambs) is still working on the new Spirderman film but I am not sure if he will have time to find a new girlfriend. He could do better than this Shannon chick but that is not to say that I wouldn't do naughty, NAUGHTY things with her. She is definitely a hotty.

I know this news is a day old but I was busy yesterday and didn't get a chance to report on it. Charlie Sheen is selling his awesome Beverly Hills crib I guess to pay for his traveling lifestyle. It is going for $7.2 mil which seems like a pretty low price for a house this nice. It is gorgeous! I would like to see the inside as well so if you have those pics, e-mail me!

Apparently Amy Winehouse's dad carries a lot of weight in her life because Amy is now back in rehab via her dad's wishes. I am sure this girl has what it takes to get sober and stay sober but the only reason she was ever in the tabloids in the first place was because she is a trainwreck. I am not a big fan of her voice and as far as looks go... hard to find a girl who is uglier. Stay strong Amy!

Carrie Underwood apparently thinks she is a big sister to winners of American Idol and probably is full of herself enough to think she can actually offer music career advice to these people. It is being reported that she hands out her cell # on a regular basis to people who are runners up in the talent competition. She is married so there is no use for a booty call but the dude who won Idol this year is a stud so maybe he can get Carrie to cheat on her husband? That would be pretty cool.

Lindsay Lohan started her house arrest yesterday at her beach side townhouse and according to TMZ, she is going to be spending her time painting and reading scripts. I think after she is sober, time served and has no prior commitments to the state of California (e.g. community service) she will be insurable again for the execs in Hollywood. I personally think she should try to sell some of her paintings cause for someone to have something in their house drawn my LiLo would be pretty cool. Look forward to seeing some of her work.

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Jessica Alba is a terrific actress. She is beautiful, she is talented and I am sure she is a very good mother. But I am starting to think she is not the brightest bulb in the box. Here she is making the case for some no name congressman that chemicals can harm people when they are exposed to the water supply. Does anyone give a shit about leaking chemicals? Is this an epidemic in any of the 50 states? Who cares? I know this congressperson was probably invited to some party that Jessica was at and he approached her and Jessica was thinking, "Hey! This guy is wearing a suit. He must be important. He just said something about chemicals. Is he a drug addict? He is talking politics? He is a congressman? OMG he could make me look smart like Natalie Portman. I will bend over backwards to do anything for this man. etc" And that is how Jessica got bamboozled into this ridiculous press conference where she is wearing a very unsexy pant suit.

Some chick from American Idolis coming dangerously close to being left behind during the season finale cause she lost her voice. It sucks when a singer loses their voice but they shouldn't be left behind in the dust like they are some piece of trash. American Idol execs have already said they will find someone else to replace her if she is still under the weather but I doubt they thought about having her on stage as a non singer and maybe chilling in that little couch room or whatever. They don't consider this cause the fuckers at American Idol could give a shit less about what happens to their contestants. They just want ratings. Jerks.

OK who is hotter? Jillian Michaels or Anna Kournikova? They are both smoking hot and I would op for the third option and just say I would bang both of them at the same time. Cause I am slick like that. A lot of people think Jillian Michaels has an adam's apple and that she is actually adopting because she was born a man. I doubt it. Anyway, Anna Kournikova is going to be replacing Jillian Michaels on The Biggest Loser cause that show is pathetic and half the contestants gain all their weight back the second they go back home. I used to LOVE that show but I am not into tv dramas anymore. If you like seeing Anna Kournikova in spandex though (as I do) then you should definitely tune in.

Recently Chelsea Handler admitted she had an abortion at 16 years old. I am sure there are a shitload of people out there who wanna rip on her now because they are against abortion etc. but that took A LOT of courage to admit publicly. I know Chelsea is a hard nosed chick and can field insults as good as anyone because she dishes them out for a living but I hope her friends and those close to her offer her support cause it is a truly sad situation.

Here are some pics showing Olivia Wilde and Bradley Cooper allegedly spending a second night together at some club. Olivia Wilde has been linke dto Justin Timberlake recently too. Let's face it, this chick is doing what every chicks wants to do, be a super hot chick and fuck the hottest dudes in Hollywood. I can't really blame her.

Kim Kardashian returned home from a day of shopping and in the bedroom, written in rose pedals was....blah, blah, blah. This superficial bitch who could honestly care less about anyone else in this world besides her managed to trick some unlucky fool into putting a ring on her and I am sure neither will have a prenup. This marriage will seriously last 6 months. And that is me being nice.

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Justin Bieber iscelebrating the fact that he has one of the best pieces of ass in Hollywood by taking his girlfriend, Selena Gomez, on vacation in Maui. I am SOOO jealous right now but not jealous of that boney ribcage on The Biebs. Seriously dude, do a push up.

Two members of the Jersey Shore cast got into a brawl yesterday. Ronnie whateverthefuckhislastnameis and The Situation got into it after an argument with (you guessed it) Sammi. I am not sure about the deets but I am sure it will be aired on MTV very soon. From the looks of it, The Situation lost the fight but I bet it would have been a blast to watch. I hope it gets aired.

Snooki ( or @Sn00ki ) just posted on her Twitter account that she is looking for Zantrex fat burners in Italy. Italy isn't exactly known for their slim figure and healthy diet so I am sure she will have a hard time finding that in that country. I know she has some weight issues but I figured she was over them after she sat down with one glossy magazine or another and said she has a healthy body image now. People with a healthy body image do not use fat burners. Sad really.

It seems that Zach Galifianakis ( who is hilarious) isn't a big fan of January Jones. He sat at her table and after words were exchanged he said something along the lines of, " No one will remember you in a few you so you better be fucking nice". I can't stand the show Mad Men and Zach is spot on about January being forgotten about when the show ends. In all reality thoug, Zach will be forgotten about too cause he is really only funny when he is shooting up heroin on Bill Maher and doing the Between Two Ferns skits on FunnyOrDie.com.

Barack Obama and Michelle Obama met with Prince William and Kate Middleton yesterday who now go by different names which I will not use here cause I think all that English proper name bullshit is gay. I am not sure what they talked about and since Barack is a rock star I am sure he just visited so he could get his mug in the tabloids. Just like why he downed a pint of Guiness in Ireland a bit ago.

It is being reported by TMZ that Maria Shriver and her "people" leaked the love child news to the tabloids to get revenge for Arnold cheating on her. I still don't blame this guy at all for cheating. I mean just look at this fucking monster he was wed to for 25 years. I bet she ate aborted fetus' for breakfast each morning. The other chick wasn't better looking than her but at least when he banged her he didn't have to fear having his head (or heads) bitten off by her after sex like a praying mantis.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is getting divorced from his wife Maria Shriver of 25 years because he likes to fuck things that don't look like a skeleton. Unfortunately I don't think there was a prenup involved in their marriage so rumors are swirling that he will have to fork out nearly $200 million to get her off his back. Poor governator. Fortunately, he will still be able to fuck just about anyone in Hollywood. If and old used up fuck like Sean Penn can tap Scarlett Johansson's ass anything is possible.

Britney Spears and Rihanna performed at the Billboard awards last night and they were both slutted out to the guill. I don't see why celebrities have to get all dressed up, or dressed down to perform at award shows. Why doesn't Britney just wear the same cheeto stained hoodie she had been wearing the three days prior to the performance? And Rihanna's music hasn't been good since Umbrella so I am not sure what she was doing there in the first place.

It seems that Ashton Kutcher will not be the replacement for Charlie Sheen as a permanent member of Two And A Half Men for good. He has only signed a contract for one year. I guess CBS and Chock Lorre are still hanging on to hope that Charlie Sheen will sober up and come back to the show. I recant that. Not sober up. I believe he is sober as a priest on Sunday when he does his stupid little stand up acts or whatever. He just acts like he is drunk because he is an idiot.

David Schwimmer and his wife... who gives a fuck had a baby girl today and I am not sure what they will name her but I would guess it begins with D and ends with G. That's right, douchebag. I know calling a girl a docuhebag is kind of like calling a guy a cunt but I think in David Schwimmer's case, it is acceptable. David Schwimmer is the biggest pussy in 48 states. This dude probably got the shit kicked out of him in high school and still does by people at parties.

Last night was the Billboard awards that just about every person in the United States watched except for me. I just don't like award shows. Here is Justin Bieber kissing Selena Gomez which is probably the most pg thing they will do of the night. I am truly jealous that Bieber gets to bang this amazing hotty.

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Leonardo DiCaprio recently split from Bar Refaeli because she did not want to have kids with him. He is now dating Blake Lively and surely he will ruin her perfect body by getting her pregnant. On the upside, Bar WON'T ruin her body. I guess this news is kinda 50/50.

Here is yet another rumor that Sarah Michelle Gellar is coming back to tv and that she will be this big name star again. I do not buy it cause every six months there are rumors all over the place that she is gonna be back to either the big screen or the small screen and it never happens. I think she needs to split from that two movie douche bag Freddie Prinze Junior cause I think he is holding her back. Peep the pic though man. She looks great.

Pete Doherty who rose to fame for banging Kate Moss for God knows how long has been sentenced to six months in jail for cocaine possession. He has a shitload of other drug related charges in hi spast but this is the one that broke the camels back and now he is headed away for a while. Hopefully this will be the thing that gets hims ober once and for all. And after that maybe he can move to America where he has a clean criminal record?

Marion Cotillard who was recently known for her role in Inception just gave birth to a baby boy. I have not seen the movie yet but judging by this pic, this chick is very, VERY hot. Hopefully she will be back to her bikini body shape within a couple months. Oh yes and I hope she continues acting. No use looking hot and fit if you are gonna spend all day indoors cleaning up baby spit up and vaccuuming the carpets.

Sarah Palin's son Track just got married and hopefully his wife will not be as annoying as Levi Johnston. Anyway, this chick is kinda cute but not hot. I am really surprised this wedding wasn't more public you know since Sarah is an attention whore and all.

It is being reported that now that yet ANOTHER woman is claiming to be the mistress of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Some chick from Little House On The Prairie claims she fucked Arnold when she was 16 and now she has Gloria Allred representing her. Usually when someone hires Gloria Allred it means that their legal business will be very public and very much so in the public eye. In the meantime, the governator has put his acting career on hold.

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Oprah Winfrey is going to be shooting her last show very soon and she is gonna have Madonna, Maria Shriver and probably that fat chick from Precious. She is going out with a bang not because she thinks it will boost ratings even further but because she has an ego the size of the fucking state of Texas. I heard she is gonna do Broadway after her show stops because she likes to put on make up and stand in front of a mirror and make believe she is an actress.

Here is a pic of Miranda Lambert in a wedding dress cause she just got married not too long ago and everyone is saying they love the designer, she looks so chic, blah, blah. Unless this is an a-list star getting hitched, I really don't think it is cover page story worthy. Especially when she is getting married to Blake Shelton who is a douche. I don't know much about him but I bet he is a douche.

This sounds like something you would read in National Enquirer but it is being reported by Us magazine so it must be true. Jessica Alba highly recommends hypnobirthing classes which is where you get hypnotized as you give birth because it makes you "chill". Fuckin' weird. As long as she gets her bikini body back and persues movie roles where she takes her clothes off, I could really give a fuck less what this woman has to say. Especially when it is some voodoo bullshit that only a scientologist would recommend.

Lisa Edelstein who plays a doctor or whatever on Fox's hit tv show House is not coming back next season. I am sure she is going to have some sort of show of her own on some other network that will be cancelled within a few weeks because these days if a new show doesn't jump off the charts with ratings, execs loose interest real quick and it gets canned.

Kelsey Grammer wants to play daddy with his two kids that he had with Camille Grammer. These two split not too long ago and they had joint custody up to this point. I bet this is more of a tabloid move than it is a morality issue because Kelsey (unemployed) knows that by filing papers he will put his name in papers and therefore drum up some interest in his career.

In the lower right hand side of this picture you can see Arnold Schwarzenegger's baby mama. This is the chick he cheated on maria Shriver with. I think Jon Gosselin is the only dude out there that had a mistress that was hotter than the original wife. Which isn't saying much. This chick looks like Stifler's mom, the original MILF only much MUCH uglier.

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Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe split not too long ago but the son that they have together, Deacon, had nothing to do with it and he expects his parents to be present at his sports games. I think both Ryan and Reese have moved on but I am not sure with who. They can have just about any hotty in Hollywood as they are both probably on People's Hot 100 list.

Former governator of California and Terminator star Arnold Schwarzenegger has admitted that he is the father of a love child by a woman who was a household staffer over a decade again. That means there is a little 10-year-old terminator running around without a daddy. Schwarzenegger says he told his wife of the affair slightly after he left office in California. Now I know why the marriage of 25 years has ended. There will be a lot of stories about this floating around today and I am sure Radar and TMZ will get involved and eventually get some pics up of the kid and even the mistress. I hope she's hot cause he is AAAAHHHHHRRRRNNNOOOLLLDDD!

Lindsay Lohan when she is not out getting smashed while on probation spends time at home with her doors and windows locked because apparently she has a stalker. Why anyone would want to stalk this chick (paparazzi included) is beyond me. Anyway, this dude looks like he could do some damage so hopefully she will get a restraining order soon. I don't want my favorite fucked up redhead getting hurt. #TeamLindsay

For those of you who follow me on Twitter saw that I posted this pic on TwitPic within minutes of Demi Tweeting this picture herself. It shows her in an adorable white bikini and rockin' a very flat stomach. She looks great. I have said it before and I will say it again, Demo Lovato is my #1 crush. I just love this chick. I am also glad she got the help she needed while in rehab. #TeamDemi!

OK so here is a pic of Lindsay Lohan at a club where she is looking pretty intoxicated. This story is through Radar and they will post anything LiLo so I would take it with a grain of salt. If you handed them a video of two dogs fucking and titled the video "Lindsay Lohan" they would put it on their site. I gotta say that LiLo definitely looks intoxicated in this picture. There is a big story that goes along with it saying one of the chicks that was with Lindsay took the camera from the photographer and put it in a bucket of ice. I wouldn't be surprised at all that Lindsay was out getting smashed at a club when she is supposed to be at home. Isn't that right? Shouldn't she be at home on house arrest? When does that shit start?

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Lindsay Lohan said she is done causing trouble for herself with run-ins with the law and using drugs. She says she is clean for life and she is kinda pissed that she is on probation in the first place. Fucking bitch is LUCKY she only has 3 months probation and isn't in the clink for a year and a day. Spoiled brat. Anyway, as soon as probation is lifted, she will be back to her old ways. Count on it. #TeamLindsay!

Jennifer Aniston doesn't know shit about men because she only dates men who want to make a name for themselves and get in the exclusive "I touched Jennifer Aniston naked" club and she can not hold down a boyfriend so in her desperation she decided to turn to her 77-year-old father for help. His advice? Go back to her roots. Whatever the fuck that means?

New Kids On The Block member Joey McIntyre is reportedly having a girl with his wife Barrett E! News reports. I remember seeing New Kids On The Block rise to fame when I was a little kid and Joey always looked like the biggest pussy in the band and that if a girl approached him his penis would shrink up into his body and he would run away screaming "Yucky! Girl coodies!" but I guess he finally hit puberty and decided to use his new found sperm to have a child. Congrats you two.