Some chick from American Idolis coming dangerously close to being left behind during the season finale cause she lost her voice. It sucks when a singer loses their voice but they shouldn't be left behind in the dust like they are some piece of trash. American Idol execs have already said they will find someone else to replace her if she is still under the weather but I doubt they thought about having her on stage as a non singer and maybe chilling in that little couch room or whatever. They don't consider this cause the fuckers at American Idol could give a shit less about what happens to their contestants. They just want ratings. Jerks.
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Some chick from American Idolis coming dangerously close to being left behind during the season finale cause she lost her voice. It sucks when a singer loses their voice but they shouldn't be left behind in the dust like they are some piece of trash. American Idol execs have already said they will find someone else to replace her if she is still under the weather but I doubt they thought about having her on stage as a non singer and maybe chilling in that little couch room or whatever. They don't consider this cause the fuckers at American Idol could give a shit less about what happens to their contestants. They just want ratings. Jerks.
Some chick named Crystal Bowersox who was on American Idol got married to some musician this Sunday. She is far away from what I would call hot so I could care less about this courtship. I am sure her and her husband will sit around the house all day working on their vocal range and trying to figure out how to expand their 15 minutes of fame. Good luck with that.
Jennifer Lopez or J.Lo as I like to call her has been a judge on American Idol for...2 seconds now and she is already butting heads with Ryan Seacrest because he probably looked at her the wrong way or some shit. She is hot as fuck but her butt is too big and I could give a shit less about her music because her songs pretty much always sucked and I would rather listen to that skeleton husband of hers Marc Anthony than listen to a single song of hers. She is too big of a diva to be on American Idol and Fox will regret it very soon and then after this season the show will get cancelled because the harsh and true reality will set in that they do not have a show without Simon Cowell. And that is a fact. Hell even that bitch Ellen DeGeneres left the show and that bitch thrives on attention. Basically, American Idol is now a revolving door for judges and anyone who wants to be on the show can be on it and as far as the sinbging talent, they produced Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson out of thousands, maybe even millions of hopefuls. Good job, losers. The only judge that will remain on the show is Randy Jackson because he is pretty much a no one without the show. He will be one of the dudes on TMZ in the "memba them?" section.
Hey people. I know it has been a few days since I blogged here but there hasn't been shit in the tabloids worth writing about the past couple of days. I don't like Big Brother or those bachelorette shows so I don't see anything worth my time. Anyway, according to a few sources Mariah Carey and Steven Tyler are apparently going to be the new American Idol judges and Randy Jackson's bitch ass will stay on as well. Some blogs/sites are claiming they know for sure if they AI is gonna have a fourth judge are not but to be truthful, no one really knows. I won't be watching but there you have it.
It seems that the desperate execs over at Fox are trying like hell to get a new judge(s) for American Idol. Now that Simon, Kara and Ellen are gone, they tried to get J.Lo and she backed out so now they are trying to land Shania Twain. Randy will still be there because he has no acertainable qualities besides calling people "dog". I won't be watching and this is probably going to be the last season of the show so I could really give a fuck less on what happens to it but we will see where it goes.
Crystal Bowersox is some chick who was a runner up on American Idol this past season and I did not watch a single episode. Aside from Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson, the talent from the show fall faster into obscurity after the show than...well... an American Idol contestant. She is kinda cute and I would definitely fuck her cause I am desperate like that. But now the National Enquirer is saying that she had several lesbian relationships before her time on Idol. She looks like she could be a carpet muncher but since this story is coming from The National Enquirer I am taking it with a gigantic Texas sized grain of salt. Not that it really matters. This chick will be a nobody in 3...2...
I have not been keeping up with American Idol this season not cause the show isn't entertaining but mostly because I don't feel like raping my ears with awful music. Anyway, the front runner of the show, Crystal Bowersox, was about to leave the show when Ryan Seacrest convinced her to stay on cause then she could buy her mom a house or some shit. This is one of those contestants that if she got voted off the show she would still have a big career kind of like Jennifer Hudson. Maybe she will win maybe she won't. It is just good that Ryan Seacrest is finally earning his paycheck.
Kara DioGuardi sat down with Women's Health magazine recently and talked about
her scene on last season's American Idol season finale and how she stripped to a
bikini on stage with "bikini girl" who is about 18 million times hotter than her and
how she thinks that the stunt changed her life. It didn't really change her life but
it did make her more confident about her body and is now in the pages of Maxim
and now Women's Health magazine showing off her killer bod. She is 38 years old
but if propositioned to tap that, I think I would have to. Not only cause she is a
judge on American Idol but because she is actually fuckworthy. I dunno, I might
be talkin' out my ass. Sound off in the comments if you think Kara DioGuardi is
hot or not.
So this washed up American Idol contestant from last year or some shit was busted at
Neiman Marcus trying to buy some stuff under a fake identity. He is washed up cause
he is a shitty singer and didn't win American Idol but he was still famous enough to be
recognized by the lady who was working at the counter. He was held on $50k bail and
somehow his family scrounged up the money and he is now out. However, identity theft,
at least in Beverly Hills, is a felony and this looks like another d-lister might be doing
some serious time. I could care less about this dude cause if he was going to make a
move musically he would have done it by now.
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