Crossing the Blues
Crystal Bowersox is some chick who was a runner up on American Idol this past season and I did not watch a single episode. Aside from Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson, the talent from the show fall faster into obscurity after the show than...well... an American Idol contestant. She is kinda cute and I would definitely fuck her cause I am desperate like that. But now the National Enquirer is saying that she had several lesbian relationships before her time on Idol. She looks like she could be a carpet muncher but since this story is coming from The National Enquirer I am taking it with a gigantic Texas sized grain of salt. Not that it really matters. This chick will be a nobody in 3...2...