Crossing the Blues
LIndsay Lohan apparently thinks she is the hottest fucking thing since the Pamela Anderson porno video and thinks for some odd reason that people wanna see her naked. Yes. I do. But just that ass of hers. That is because I am an ass man and after I see this chick's bare buns, I will probably forget she exists. Anyway, she can't get naked cause she is wearing a gigantic, gaudy SCRAM bracelet. It is being speculated that either they will photoshop the SCRAM bracelet out of the pics or just include them because LiLo has no dignity.