Orlando Bloom hasn't been in many films lately. Basically because he is only useful in movies that take place during the dark ages where he screams with his faggy little English accent and orders horses to stampede castles. Either that or be a pirate. Anyway, now he is engaged to Miranda Kerr taking her officially off the market which makes my penis very sad. She will probably continue to get naked for cameras though and that is a good thing. About the only good thing to report in this story.
Orlando Bloom hasn't been in many films lately. Basically because he is only useful in movies that take place during the dark ages where he screams with his faggy little English accent and orders horses to stampede castles. Either that or be a pirate. Anyway, now he is engaged to Miranda Kerr taking her officially off the market which makes my penis very sad. She will probably continue to get naked for cameras though and that is a good thing. About the only good thing to report in this story.
