Somewhere in Maryland cops were called to a bar where people had reported that Justin Bieber was there getting drunk. I don't follower Bieber on Twitter but snce that dude is so popular on there, I got a lot of Retweets saying that he was in the Bahamas so when the story broke I knew it was bullshit. Some chick was at the bar getting drunk which just confimrs my belief that secretly, underneath Justin Bieber's pantss is not a flacid and unused penis but actually a vagina. Besides, this kid is too scared to drink and will probably not even drink after he turns 21 because he will be too scared of losing fans. Little bitch.