Crossing the Blues

Even Tits Can't Save Jodie Sweetin

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Jodie Sweetin is giving a lapdance to her new husband, and I think I just threw
up a little bit. Last night at Area a fews paps took this pic.First off, this chick
shouldn't be in any nightclub. Bouncers should get one look at that hair
and tell her to go to a groomers. If anyone is wondering, Jodie Sweetin is
that lockjawed chick from Full House. On days like this I wonder, what ever
happened to Kimmy Gibbler? Anyway,between her huge ass, bad hair, deformed
tits and lockjaw its a wonder she finds any courage to leave her house at all.
I hope you enjoy these pictures cause I sure as hell don't.

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Hayden Panettiere Wears Shorts

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I woke up this morning and decided it was a good day to do a post on Hayden
Panettiere. It just so happens that she agreed with me and celebrated the
occasion by wearing short sexy shorts.Now in 23 days this site is gonna get
alot more Hayden friendly because that will be the day she turns 18. Thats
right. No more jailbait fear. I am no expert on this, but I think the people
at Hayden's Countdown might be keeping track of her B-Day. So keep
it in your pants for 23 more days and you'll avoid jailtime, but does anyone
really care anyway?


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Nicole Richie Only Gets 4 Days In The Clink

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Wow, a DUI,poppin vicodin,smokin pot, and driving down the wrong way
on the freeway in L.A. only lands you 4 days in jail. She was fined $2,048
for what I do not know. And she has to do 21 days of alcohol rehab school
which she will more than likely nap through. With a lowball like this I am
hoping Lohan gets the full six years. What a fucking crock. The judge may
have well slapped her on the wrist and said"Now thats a bad girl you go sit
in the corner." She has to do her time by September 28. So she has all that
time to party it up and say "fuck the system" before she has to pay her dues.
The only thing "big" thing that occured was the judge said if she drove drunk
again and someone actually ended up dying as a result, she will be charged
with murder, not manslaughter. So there you go, celebrity injustice at its
best.

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Paris Hilton Is Going Back To The Recording Studio

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The video we have below is of Paris Hilton going back into the music
studio to record her second album. Apparently she wasn't satisfied with
the 40,000 sold with her first cd, so shes back in the studio to try again.
What she plans on writing I do not know. I do know that on her first
cd the managers gave her "Dontcha" by the Pussycat Dolls and she
walked on that. Taht was pretty much the biggest mistake of her musical
career.But the biggest mistake of all, is that she has a musical career.
I would posty some BS pics of her with her new 300 dogs, but I can't find
them at the moment. I am pretty sure she adopted 3 new dogs, all ugly
and for some reason Tinkerbell seems to be out of the picture. Besides
there is video of her with her Tinkerbell 2 in the vid.




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Lindsay Lohan Is Innocent

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According to her. [ Egotastic ]
Beyonce fell flat on her fug face. [ The Blemish ]
Evan Rachael Wood may be giving birth to the
antichrist soon. [ Geno's World ]
Who gives a fuck about Michael Vick and his dogs?
Megan Fox is nude behind her towel.
The Beckhams go shopping in Beverly Hills.
I am so sick of these people. [ Celebrity Puke ]
They roasted Flavor Flav. [ Celebitchy ]
Heather Locklear has cellulite on the FRONT
of her thighs.[ Hollywood Tuna ]
Kelly Clarkson apologozes to Clive Davis. Cause
he is the only one making her famous.

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Lindsay Lohan Busted For DUI... Again

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Yea I know, I'm surprised too. Lohan was popped at 2:15 at Santa Monica
this morning for speeding, DUI and possession of cocaine. Her blood alcohol
was a .13 which is higher than the state legal limit of .08. Lohan was bailed out
at 25k just for this bust. You can see her legal documents at TMZ here .
Her attourney has issues a statement reguarding addiction being a terrible
disease, and that Lohan is seeking medical treatment. This is of course BS
and Lohan will be out doing the same thing tomorrow night. No word on
weather or not she had the SCRAM bracelet removed, more than likely not.
And she is not going to be appearing on Jay Leno tonight like she had
planned. So is it back to Promises? Where she can walk around naked and
do lines off her sink in an attempt to make it look like she is seeking
treatment? More than likely. In the meantime, while she is awaiting
her August 24 court date set at 8 a.m. you can go to these sites to see
all the Lohan downward spiral action unfold. Lohanbusted.com,
Lohaninjail.com, and Lilodui.com .














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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Extravaganza

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To celebrate summer I thought I'd throw up some pics of Lindsay Lohan
in a bikini. From various photos shoots. She is chillin at the Malibu Polaroid
Beach House, and the first bit is from there. Most are from there. Even while
sporting a SCRAM ankle bracerlet, she still continues to look sexy.I still do
not know what is tattooed on her ass, but some day we will know. I even
threw in a little nipple slip action.


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Liindsay Lohan Officially Arrested For DUI

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It seems that Lindsay Lohan yesturday evening turned herself in
for DUI.She was booked and then released on her own recognizance
from the Beverly Hills PD yesturday around 4 p.m. The DUI occured
in May. She is due back in court August 24. Source

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One Night In Paris Just Got A Little Longer

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Everyone in the world has seen One Night In Paris. But now, after
her jail stint, they are re-released the DVD in a prison packaging.
The video is said to have over an hour more special features. So
do we get more Paris fucking? If thats not hot, I don't know what
is. As soon as this comes to rapid share I will share with the whole
world.

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Lindsay Lohan Is Sporting An Ankle Bracelet

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And doing whippits. [ The Blemish ]
Hilary Duff is kinky and in leather.
Tara Reid in a bikini. Get your barf bags
ready. [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Brook Hogan a dude? Probably.
Lindsay Lohan is on extasy too.
Heidi Montag and her boobs go
shopping in Beverly Hills.
Jennifer Tilly's enormous cleavage.
A little bit of Victoria Beckham's
new show, that bombed majorly.
Tori Spelling is poor white trash.

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Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics To Surface Soon

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Well, for those of you who do not know, Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab
and is wearing a SCRAM bracelet. Now, this is not the same kind Paris
Hilton wore for a few days, instead it is one that measure the amount
of alcohol in your sweat or some shit. Its not very big so more than
likely there will be no pictures of it, but I will post them if I see any.
Aside from that, it seems that Lohan has been holding some pretty
intimate conversion on her Myspace IMs. One being with someone
named Nick on Celebslam . Now between Celebslam and PageSix ,
it seems that some hackers broke in Lohan's computer and stole some
photos that Calum best took of her nude. Now Celebslam denies having
pictures of her nude, but whoever did hack into her hard drive, surely
they will post those photos asap. And when they hit the net they will
be all over this site. In the meantime, keep it tuned here and I will fulfill
all your Lohan Au Natural pictorial needs.

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Ashley Tisdale Nipple Slip Pictures!

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Hot fucking damn! I am glad its Monday! I was cruising the net when
I cam across these Ashley Tisdale nipple slip pictures. In case you are
wondering, yes, she is 18. Theres been alot of jailbait talk around, as Emma
Watson is steaming up the screen in Harry Potter, but Ashley Tisdale
is a safe bet. I am the only entertainment blogger who gives a shit
about Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Anne Hudgins, but when some VAH
nip slip pics hit the net, I will post them here. Enjoy. I certainly
did.

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Hilary Duff Is On The Cover Of Maxim

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This is as sleazy as Hilary Duff gets. Now why she wasn't sprawled inside
their pages when she was an aging 14 year old, I do not know. But here
you have her mature and sexy and apparently with an itchy leg. She looks
great. I would show you the cover, but I cannot find a suitable image.
This isn't exactly "Maxim quality." I am expecting her in a bathing suit
or linguere. I forgot how to spell that word. They should at least have
some pics of her laying down, or in some sexual position. But here
you have her sitting on an amore. I think its great Hilary is branching
out after her sister Haylie went on a anti-bathing suit rant in a magazine
a few months back saying her and her sister would "never" pose in
Maxim or FHM or Stuff. That that is for "attention whores." I guess
Hilary needs some attention. I watched Hilary's video for Stranger and I
gotta say it sucks. In fact I think I posted on this website about two
weeks ago. I hope your ears are still not bleeding. OK well there
you have it, Hilary on the cover of Maxim. Jack off or do whatever
it is you do to these pictures.

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Pictures of Halle Berry

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KFed Has A New House

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KFed is still an American hero, to prove this he rented out a $3.2 million
dollar home in Woodland Hills California. It is 7,000 square feet and has
7 bedrooms and 8.5 bathrooms. People can say what they wish about
KFed,like he's a douchebag, he has no friends, but when it comes to
real-estate hes got me at the starting line. When you are banking
$20,000 a month just for taking care of your kids, you can afford to live
in luxury.

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Even More Evidence Lindsay Lohan Is A Lesbo

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I have been saying this for
months. [ The Blemish ]
Laura Conrad is in a bikini.
Paris Hilton still thinks she
can sing. [ Celebrity Puke ]
Eva Longoria has been banned
from getting knocked up.
Heidi Montag is boobs. I mean
patriotic.
Tori Spelling is a preacher now.
Katherine McPhee is the sexiest
Idol yet. [ Glitterati ]
Is Alyssa Milano going to be in
Playboy? [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Miss new jersey is still being
blackmailed with non nude
photos, cause she is an idiot.

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Hayden Panettiere Is In A Bikini

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And my day just got alot more brighter. Be careful gentlemen she
is jailbait. Until August 21st thios little number is off the market.
I love Hayden but cannot stand that dogshit Heroes. I never watched
the show and more than likely never will. These are some pretty good shots
too. I hope you enjoy. In more jailbait news, Emma Watson is still
single, and not 18 yet. Just turned 17 in fact. I will wait patiently.

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Scarlett Johansson Has A New Tattoo

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Looking fine as ever, Scarlett Johansson sported a new tattoo yesturday.
Apparently she has a new nose ring too, but I couldn't get the angle to
assure me of that. When I find out if she has one surely there will be a post
about that too.



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Lindsay Lohan Chills In A Bikini

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I actually miss Lindsay Lohan. She has been in rerhab for like a month
and I miss her antics. She spends alot of her time on a patio in a bikini
and apparently doesn't have to attend many AA meetings. So here are
some pics, and when you go to sleep tonight, pray Lohan will be out
of rehab soon. Source

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Nicole Richie Is Preggers

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Meaning she is with child. People have been speculating for weeks,
but TMZ independently confirmed through 3 sources that she is
in fact pregnant. Her reps will not comment.How will she nirth a baby
weighing 85 lbs. ? Who knows. Her body is so used to rejecting proteins
she will probably have a miscarriage by the end of the week. Look
at the picture above and judge, would you bang a pregnant chick?

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Nick+Vanessa= Sex Pics

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It seems that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo had a great time in
Mexico a few days ago. Such a good time the skinny-dipped, and made
out, all within the cameras eye. After that THEY HAD SEX. Now these
pics are not aavailable yet, but according to TMZ Life and Style has in
fact published censored photos of the couple like the one above.
Marty Singer,the attourney, has said that any third party who
publishes the photos will face a massive lawsuit. On top of that
the photo agency who possess' the photos has told TMZ that the
photos are not for sale. I am not worried about a lawsuit. If these
photos show up ANYWHERE on the net, I will publish them. Also
I am pretty good at scouring the web to find photos other people
do not want to be found, and I will plaster them on my blog as
soon as anything pops up.



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